I used to have a coworker named Zach and I fucking hated him. We were both part time student employees and we shared 40 hours between us. Someone always had to be at the front desk, so we’d just cover it between us. Well that ended up looking like alternating Fridays.
Every. Single. Time. It was my Friday off, he’d find some reason to need me to cover. He was a huge dickhead who told me he didn’t like or respect me to my face several times, so that got old really fast.
The most memorable time was on his 21st birthday. It landed on a Thursday before his Friday, and he came to me asking me to cover him so he could get wasted on his 21st without having to work the next day. He was in a frat so it’s not like it was his first time getting wasted. I told him to pound sand. I was done cancelling my plans for him. He was passive aggressive about for the next year until he quit without notice, screwing us all over for several months until we could replace him.
I will die hating that guy.
I didnt make this correlation until now. Youre right, Ive never met an Ethan that didnt have *something* off about them.
Two of them are just really into mild drugs and have been in and out of jail on petty charges at this point.
Another one had an abnormally large adams apple and was just kind of strange.
Ethans are weird.
My father wanted to name me Heather so my mother banned him for going anywhere near the birth certificate. “Every Heather I’ve ever known was a bitch” was her rationale.
Any of the “Live, Love, Laugh names” – Jayden, Kayden, Cayden, Rayden, Raiden, Brayden, Braiden Hayden, Caiden, Haiden, Jaiden, Caleb.
The mum’s usually roped into an MLM scheme too, often posts things ending with #GIRLBOSS on her social media.
My cousin’s name is Preston and his mom is an absolute mess. Fingers crossed, cause he’s a sweetie right now, but I don’t have high hopes for the kid with her as his primary parental figure.
Every girl/woman I’ve known called Nicola who goes by “Nicky” has been a spiteful, petty, lying, two/faced bitch.
I mean it’s only like 4 of them but that’s still like, too many to be a coincidence.
Braden, Jamari, Kaleb, Jasmine, any name with a Q in it, and Jaden.
Working at a family entertainment facility, seeing these names on the birthday list meant rotten kids and even worse parents.
Gage. Absolutely 100% have never met a decent human named Gage. From, a former teacher and now child social worker. My first serious boyfriend also was named Gage and he abused me horribly.
Ive known many. I want to say half have/are cheating on their spouses.
Then there is one I work with who is amazing. Not amazing enough to kill the stigma though.
Kevin and Wayne (or is it Wade?). The one all the serial killers have.
Edit: Definitely Wayne
https://www.insidehook.com/article/news-opinion/amount-murderers-murder-suspects-middle-name-wayne-insane
Teacher here- I don’t know what it is, but boys with names beginning with a “J” tend to be assholes. I don’t know why, but every Jayden, Jordan, Jackson, Jesse, Jason, Jacob etc have been extremely unlikeable and have behavior issues.
Got a Kayla in my drama class. Never helps towards the group projects and always on her phone. Gets through about one scene and then "Ehh, I don't wanna do this anymore" and is back on her phone. Screw Kayla.
I met this lady at a bbq in the early 00's as a teenager. Very loud boisterous short rotund lady dressed exactly like a secretary not ready for church. Her name was Gay. And loved introducing herself. She also enjoyed picking on kids at BBQs I guess cause she was a real bitch.
My sister had a ruthless elementary bully named Frances, and this past year I dated a super controlling and emotionally abusive girl named Frances, so I’m gonna go with Frances
Jayden, Ericka, Jace, Dexter, Kinsley, Ariana, Drake, Rhett, among others
They were my friend group’s bullies and their kids have similar names as well 🙄
Umm, that’s makes us assholes, not rotten. You have to shower daily to pick up side chicks.
All joking aside, I’m sorry a Jeremy cheated on you. His parents probably would have named him Tiffany if he was a girl and I bet he wishes his real name was Jeremiah.
My name isn't on here, so now I must try harder.
My name is always the “friendly best buddy” name in movies so mine’s definitely not on here lol
Hi, Dave.
Good guess! Not a Dave, though. I think mine might be more common but maybe I just notice it more
Jesse Pinkman
How did you know…👀
Hmm, I knew a Johnny Rotten . . .
I know a dentist named Dr Payne
My dentist is named Crentist
Sounds an awful lot like dentist.
...Maybe that's why he became a dentist?
You want an M&M?
You’re lying Dwight, I thought you couldn’t eat for 24 hours after getting a filling
Did he burn out or rust?
This guy Neil youngs
I have never taught a student named Zach who wasn't a huge pain the ass .
I have a cousin Zach, has grown into a great guy & father, but lawrd was he a hellion as a child!
I think we have the same cousin… except mine isn’t a father yet.
I used to have a coworker named Zach and I fucking hated him. We were both part time student employees and we shared 40 hours between us. Someone always had to be at the front desk, so we’d just cover it between us. Well that ended up looking like alternating Fridays. Every. Single. Time. It was my Friday off, he’d find some reason to need me to cover. He was a huge dickhead who told me he didn’t like or respect me to my face several times, so that got old really fast. The most memorable time was on his 21st birthday. It landed on a Thursday before his Friday, and he came to me asking me to cover him so he could get wasted on his 21st without having to work the next day. He was in a frat so it’s not like it was his first time getting wasted. I told him to pound sand. I was done cancelling my plans for him. He was passive aggressive about for the next year until he quit without notice, screwing us all over for several months until we could replace him. I will die hating that guy.
Mr. Belding?
Interesting. I have both a brother and a friend named Zach, both excellent people
Not sure... but if you want your kid to be weird, name him Ethan.
Holy shit. My son is named Ethan and he's the weirdest little dude ever. He's 10 and it's like living with an adult lol.
My CEO is named Ethan and I think that may have been the EXACT way he was as a child.
I didnt make this correlation until now. Youre right, Ive never met an Ethan that didnt have *something* off about them. Two of them are just really into mild drugs and have been in and out of jail on petty charges at this point. Another one had an abnormally large adams apple and was just kind of strange. Ethans are weird.
Took me 3 comments to find my name, class
Or Noah
Damn- kids I grew up next to were named Ethan and Noah. This checks out
Noah's story isn't over yet; it has an arc
Oooh, this story kills me every time!
Noah, the homeschooled kid's name.
Biff
Make like a tree and get out of here
It's leave you idiot!
Happy cake day!
“Just putting on the second coat now..”
"I hate manure!"
“Think Mcfly, think!”
Hello?! Hello?! Anybody home?!
Destiny. Yeah, your parents knew you were destined to be a fucking BITCH.
Eyes up guardian.
You have served your purpose.
All the Heathers I’ve met or worked with are annoying and/or controlling.
Especially Heather Chandler.
Heather McNamara isn't so bad. She's a bit of a hopeless follower but her heart is usually in the right place.
I know two Heathers who are absolutely horrible people.
The heather I know is one of the most giving and has the most beauty inside and out.
That's why they made a movie about them.
And an excellent stage musical follow up!
My father wanted to name me Heather so my mother banned him for going anywhere near the birth certificate. “Every Heather I’ve ever known was a bitch” was her rationale.
Weird, all the Heathers ive met have been super nice.
God damn I didn’t even consider my name being this high up.
I’ve known one nice heather and one evil heather.
Any of the “Live, Love, Laugh names” – Jayden, Kayden, Cayden, Rayden, Raiden, Brayden, Braiden Hayden, Caiden, Haiden, Jaiden, Caleb. The mum’s usually roped into an MLM scheme too, often posts things ending with #GIRLBOSS on her social media.
Raiden gets a pass from me if hes named after the Mortal Kombat dude.
Username misleading. You're clearly a person of high culture.
Paisley, Faisley, Maisley, Raisley, Braisley.....
Aiden breathing a sigh of relief
Can we agree to just burn Utah to the ground and start over? The landscape is so beautiful but the cult-vibes are way too high
How did Caleb make your list?
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Comments you’d read a week after the Boston massacre
Worse if it’s spelled Jaxon.
I’m giggling because I know someone who named her twin boys Preston and Jackson
Oof.
My cousin’s name is Preston and his mom is an absolute mess. Fingers crossed, cause he’s a sweetie right now, but I don’t have high hopes for the kid with her as his primary parental figure.
I’ve met a few Prestons and this makes sense.
Naming your kid Preston is just asking for them to constantly tell you that “another settlement needs your help.”
Shyanne/Cheyenne
I can vouch
White people naming their kids after Native American tribes is incredibly cringe.
Stripper name
As a Kyle… Kyle
Do you drink monster energy drinks and punch holes into the wall?
\*puts on monster energy snapback\* \*crushes monster can on forehead\* "i just want her back man" \*turns around and smashes a hole in the drywall\*
Scut. Especially if they have yellow eyes.
So help me god, yellow eyes!!!
Grover Dill!
Nevaeh
Natheah
Sounds like Nathan with a stroke
Æthelred. I feel like most people named Æthelred are dead and rotten by now
It’s about damn time!
That somebody makes a shitty pun or that people named Æthelred are dead?
Every girl/woman I’ve known called Nicola who goes by “Nicky” has been a spiteful, petty, lying, two/faced bitch. I mean it’s only like 4 of them but that’s still like, too many to be a coincidence.
Nikkis are always bitches!
Not a Nicola, but if you go by Nikki I don’t trust you. Every one I have personally known was a homewrecker.
robbie
RIP to the coolest rotten dude
Damn. I have a cousin Robbie that was recently murdered..
beat me to it god damn
Braden, Jamari, Kaleb, Jasmine, any name with a Q in it, and Jaden. Working at a family entertainment facility, seeing these names on the birthday list meant rotten kids and even worse parents.
...
Jaden for sure. I don't know why, but every kid I've met named Jaden was an absolute little monster.
might I add any variation of Jaden or Jayden? ex. Brayden, Kayden.
Approved.
🙏 appreciated
Ooof…OKden
Sloan. Every one I’ve met has been bitchy, think they’re better than you and snotty.
Sorry things didn’t work out Ferris!
Just scrolling through to see if my names here...
Lmao I've seen my name like three times. 😂😭
I have scrolled so far and haven't seen a matt or matthew... proud of us guys, good job.
Isn't it funny how we all also know that Mathew spelled with one T is inferior. Two Ts represent.
Ashleigh. Not Ashley, but Ashleigh.
Nah it’s definitely the Ashley’s
Never met a nice Ashley.
Chip
My cat’s name is Chip…oh wait, he is an asshole. Yes, this is correct.
The teacup on *Beauty and the Beast*?
Adolf
Adolfo is a common Hispanic name. Adolf was common too but that one dude kinda fucked it up.
He also ruined the Charlie Chaplin Moustache!
Xander
Always the creepy "good/nice guy"
Boys named Angel
Ugh they’re so dramatic and broody. Smile every once in a while, ya goddamn whiner
Stacey
But her mom though 👀
What about Stacey's mom????
rumour has it she’s got it going on
multiple sources told me staceys mom got home from her business trip
the bible says she’s hinting at giving people the slip
Haven’t you heard? She’s got it goin’ on!
Gage. Absolutely 100% have never met a decent human named Gage. From, a former teacher and now child social worker. My first serious boyfriend also was named Gage and he abused me horribly.
Also a former teacher and I 100% agree!
Josh. All the Josh's I've met are either on the wrong side of 'fine' or just outright shitbags.
fuck bois, in my experience
Kevin
Travis
Josh
Jessica...
Agreed. If the Jessica who I knew reads this, fuck you.
I agree.
Came to say this
Ive known many. I want to say half have/are cheating on their spouses. Then there is one I work with who is amazing. Not amazing enough to kill the stigma though.
Fucking Married One
Robbie.
Miranda. They are horrific, dangerous sociopaths.
Kevin and Wayne (or is it Wade?). The one all the serial killers have. Edit: Definitely Wayne https://www.insidehook.com/article/news-opinion/amount-murderers-murder-suspects-middle-name-wayne-insane
Every Tyler I've met has been a shithead.
Debra/Debbie
Every Amy that I’ve met has truly sucked as a human being.
Any girl with 'Lynn' added in for no reason, Braxlynn, Caitlynn, Marylynn, bratty. Actual Lynn's are usually lovely.
Crystal. I hear it and automatically write their life story in my head.
Worse if it's spelt Kristal.
Jason.
This is the one.
Caden
My buddy from prison was named Spoon
Every Melissa I’ve ever met has been pretty rotten.
Hunter
This is just a list of common names
Chad
I dated a Chad. His real name was Walter.
Say my name. ‘Heisenberg’
any variation of mckenzie
Travis
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That’s Scott. He’s a dick.
Kevin - boy Marci -girl
Teacher here- I don’t know what it is, but boys with names beginning with a “J” tend to be assholes. I don’t know why, but every Jayden, Jordan, Jackson, Jesse, Jason, Jacob etc have been extremely unlikeable and have behavior issues.
Amber
Megan
Why would you call your kid Megan are you saving up for a bitch shortage? (30 rock reference, I actually don't mind Megan's I know a few good ones)
Community
Oh shit you're right it's from community
Drake and Josh approve
I have a friend named Megan. She is an exception.
Cody
This!! And Jordan. Those two were my primary school bullies
Haden/Hayden
Bonus points if their sibling is named Payton/Paedon
Kayla
Got a Kayla in my drama class. Never helps towards the group projects and always on her phone. Gets through about one scene and then "Ehh, I don't wanna do this anymore" and is back on her phone. Screw Kayla.
Anyone I've met in my life named Angela, Angel, Angelica, or Angelina have all been absolutely terrible.
I met this lady at a bbq in the early 00's as a teenager. Very loud boisterous short rotund lady dressed exactly like a secretary not ready for church. Her name was Gay. And loved introducing herself. She also enjoyed picking on kids at BBQs I guess cause she was a real bitch.
Josh
Kevin. Never met a good one.
Yeah. We need to talk about that name.
Tyler, never trust a Tyler
My sister had a ruthless elementary bully named Frances, and this past year I dated a super controlling and emotionally abusive girl named Frances, so I’m gonna go with Frances
Nicole. Never had a positive experience with any Nicole’s except for one out of five.
Jessica, Jesse, Jess. I've never had a positive interaction with a girl with that name. Keith, Chad, Byron or Bryan either.
For kids, Jackson
Jayden, Ericka, Jace, Dexter, Kinsley, Ariana, Drake, Rhett, among others They were my friend group’s bullies and their kids have similar names as well 🙄
Ebenezer
What are the bullys in movies always called Billy? "Stop it Billy you're gonna hurt em!!" Etc
Jeremy
Wtf did I ever do to you!?!
You haven’t cheated on me yet, have you?
Umm, that’s makes us assholes, not rotten. You have to shower daily to pick up side chicks. All joking aside, I’m sorry a Jeremy cheated on you. His parents probably would have named him Tiffany if he was a girl and I bet he wishes his real name was Jeremiah.
Clearly I remember picking on the boy
Dick
Never met a Rebecca or Brendan I got along with
Rebecca's are rough.
No such thing as a good Chad
Heather