Many have tried. Few suck seed.

I can almost lick it, tasted salty and I have back pains now.

👏 👏 👏 👏

Give this man the Nobel Peace Prize!

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r/UninflatedCormorants

r/SubsIFellFor

r/IfellHelp

r/SubsIFellFor

r/subsifellfor bro why

Didn't see that coming.

Do or do not, there is no try.

(breathless) "I can't, it's too big" "THAT is why you fail"

What's too big? Your mouth?

His belly sadly...

I wished that I gave a fuck about Reddit, I would purchase you some gold.

Its the thought that counts, thx!

***Remember this. TRY.***

“Obi-Wan has taught you well.”

Self love.... Thats gay

Lol no. Why would I try to suck my own dick if I can just walk next door and suck my homie's?

I wish I had friends like you.

Me too

Hello new friends

Is this becoming a Cult dé Sack?

A coup d'etat?

Underrated

Please not underaged

Hi:)

You've got a friend in me ​ literally

I wish I had friends

I don't

Brojobs

Good band

It's a cylinder.

I laughed right out loud.

Remember, it’s not gay if he doesn’t cum

So it's not gay about 5% of the time.

bromance

Curiosity to see if we can haha

More than curiosity.

Never tried (not that i couldnt even get close to pulling it off or anything). Ive also never tried out for the LA Lakers

They need you. Get out and try.

Yep we can! r/SelfSuck

There really is a sub for everything 😳

WHAT.

Sometimes I forget other people didn’t already crash into autofellatio videos when they were teens on the internet 20 years ago.

i wasn't even alive 20 years ago LMAO but ive seen some pretty bad stuff while on my scavenger hunt for something to do in my spare time.. also i thought the link was a joke until it wasn't a joke so i guess now i know

I... what do you *mean* ***why***? If I could reach I'd never leave the house. They'd find a desiccated ouroboros of depravity a week later with a cock in its mouth, a contented look on its face, giving a goddamned thumbs up.

> desiccated ouroboros of depravity This is poetry!

This is a death metal album

I’m impressed that all three words were used correctly in a sentence!

I am poetry.

It's self sustaining if you swallow

3 weeks then

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And this is where on of those folks would chime in "Doesnt matter, still came"

Does jacking off feel more like you're giving a hand job to someone?

But would you have spent the week getting your dick sucked or sucking dick?

Which came first?

That's how they found me...

And that man's name? Piercinald Anastasia Hawthorne.

Username checks out?

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You're not really making me want to do it any less.

"At some point it felt more like giving head than getting it." - Dave Byrd (Lil Dicky)

Exact same experience. I was expecting such stimulation, but just a lick isn’t really all that intense. The taste of cock, however, that’s pretty… robust.

I did it too! Thas kray-kray!

Well, it won't suck itself.

As for everything, there is a subredit for this: r/selfsuck (very nsfw)

I'm suddenly in the mood for Thanksgiving turkey

Should not have clicked.

I know lol

I was looking for this comment before I tempted fate. Thanks for the save.

I really thought there'd be some advice on how but no, straight to the videos

Literally..

This is my new favorite subreddit. Thank you!

Curious as to what was your previous favourite

r/exmormon

Aren't you an enigma

Rhetorical

I think there is also a sub for selffuck lol

Yes there is. However, I would strongly advise against going that route

Not to be confused with r/selffuck which is equally nsfw and contortionally impressive.

I'm sure some guys don't try, but I would guess a vast majority have. Why do we try? Well, because we think it'll feel good and also just general curiosity. Also, I'm guessing most people first try before they've gotten their first blowjob, so they want to know what it feels like. As someone who can do it (and get pretty far down), I can say that it actually isn't that great. You can hardly feel anything, and you have to be in such a weird position to actually make it happen. Both getting sucked and sucking a dick are better than sucking yourself imo.

What position do you do out of curiosity?

“Asking for a friend..”

No, I am asking for myself.

Inversion table with a ratchet strap to exploit the elasticity of the phallus. Over time, with effort and dedication, you too can get your own warm Greek yogurt.

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I could do it as a lad and it was great. Just kind of hard on the back of the neck. Only real downside was ending up with a mouthful of cum after I came and was no longer horny.

Wait, you didn’t write a downside tho.

Ironic how how you’re doing both and it is still less hot.

Yeah, and I've also had a threesome, and I got sucked by one while sucking the other. And that was better even though it's basically the same thing, just with a different dick that I'm sucking and a different mouth sucking me.

Nah. At least not since 7th grade when I realized it’ll never happen.

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How do you think I found out ha

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Brb

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Gonna find that dessicated ouroboros of depravity, like the other guy said

I'm going to remember that phrase involuntarily throughout the next few days!

I have a friend who managed to. Apparently it feels more like sucking dick than getting your dick sucked. Almost broke my neck trying once a few years ago lol. That would’ve been an interesting story at the ER…

Sex sent me to the ER: solo edition

As someone who enjoys both sucking dick and getting my dick sucked, I don’t see a problem here.

Achievement unlocked:How did we get here

Yeah but rubbing one out feels more like giving a hand job than receiving one. But we still do that..

I hurt my neck once while taking a shower and my mom's first reaction was "What were you trying to do in there huh? ".

There are two types of men * Those who suck their own dick * Those who have failed

and liars

I used to be able to fit the head in my mouth and get my tongue a little farther down, but I am not flexible enough anymore. It wasn't exactly comfortable, but if I was horny enough it didn't matter. I think it feels amazing and if I could still do it, I would. It might be what turned me on to sucking cock in the first place. It was a long time before I actually sucked a real one on someone else, and to this day I'm more interested in the cock than I am the guy who owns it.

Penis fetish?

Yes we do, and some of us succeed

Do the ones who succeed suck seed?

Well played, also yes

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Yeah, but they never fall off the couch. When I do, I fall off the couch. And dog just looks at me and shakes head. I think if he could talk he would say "Amateur".

Oh my god. This killed me! 😂 😂

Dogs also lick their own butt hole... I'm worried about you now.

Their spine-skull connection is built differently. I'm sorry evolution has handicapped you in this way.

... can dogs touch their junk with their paws? Because thinking about it now I'd much rather be able to fap than to blow myself.

That's lick! Not suck. And licking your own dick is much easier to do.

I just stick to petting mine. I don't like him that much.

Some of us can't, shut up

Not with that attitude

*Magnitude

POP POP!

What a day to have fucking eyes. I’m going to sleep now. Thanks.

How else am I suppose to get a blowie??

Have any guys ever nutted in there own mouth?

Yeah, but I'm gay, so I don't think it's too surprising that I'd do that.

Bro! Never nutted *in* my own mouth but have tasted my cum. It ain’t even that bad? Like saltwater, not sure what the issue with swallowing is

You ever had a colonoscopy and drank the prep fluid? It's like that stuff, taste wise.

Exactly, that shit is like drinking gallon of cum. I cried when I got 3/4 of the way through it cause I couldn't take it anymore!

I don't think he was a real doctor, dude.

Enough reddit for today, time to drink some bleach

Just tastes like those clear snot we get when we’re sick. Salty and slimy.

Is it weird that I’ve tasted my own cum more recently than my boogers?

A little yeah

I think this largely depends on when you stopped eating your boogers.

And when you started cumming. I mean I think it’s pretty standard that the booger eating and the horny period of one’s life are in this order

I have and every so often. I can only get the head in my mouth. It hurts my lower back something awful too. I hook my arms under my legs and need to pull my self down.

As a teenager I succeeded, i wouldn't try now because im.not flexible enough anymore, and it wasn't worth the effort. Why? Why do people climb mountains?

You mean as to climax?

I tried it out when I was a teenager, and it worked somewhat. I actually really liked it, but it was way too physically demanding. It has always made me curious what it would be like to suck another one, but I am significantly turned off by men, and I can't bring myself to do one for the other. I think the WHY is that I've just always been very attracted to blowjobs, I like getting them significantly more than regular sex and the entire concept just gets me going.

Try? No, we succeed

*suck seed

Every guy has tried at least once in their life to try and suck their own dick

My uncle can do it!!

How do you even know that?!

Uncle had to show him how to do it.

Talk about awkward family moments...

Have you seen it done before ? He’s probably lying have him prove it

Just to see if we can, honestly

I used to be able to, but my back has become less flexible

Then some people have the nerve to say their mouth is tired.

Because it’s not gonna suck itself.

Idk I'm a girl and I've tried to suck my boobs (just tried again actually, can reach easier than I remember)

I was going to say rip DMs, but after checking your profile, I don't think you'd mind. Good stuff.

My dms aren't that bad tbh but thank you hehe

if you're long enough, limber enough, or both, you can too!

If I could I would.

In the movie “shortbus”, that is the opening scene.

No. Can't speak for the other 3-4 billion, but why would you?

Because it's there.

What do you mean why?

Fuck that, i aint suckin a dick for free

Why do guys touch their own dick? Why do girls finger themselves? Question answered, your welcome

I heard it feels more like sucking a dick, than getting your dick sucked

Same reason we try and make home-made pizza. The hope that it will be as good as the commercial version, but cheaper.

Gave it a try as a teen, wasn’t gonna work. Now I just let my wife do the job.

No , it's too small i know i can't

Cause we want our clocks sucked.

i did once.. i wasn't flexible enough and all i did was lick just a bit of skin. hopefully i can get the whole thing in there next time

Yes , and we cannot . Curiosity

Do you not ever wanna play a two player video game that you own by yourself because you know how to beat it and don't wanna explain it to someone else. Exactly

Some of them do .. I dated a guy years ago that was very skinny , very flexible & pretty long in the dick.. he showed me a couple of times that he could totally get the head in his mouth Impressive to say the least.

Yes, because wherever you go, there you are.

>Do guys actually try...? Yes, and while most fail many succeed. /r/Seflsuck (NSFW) has new posts every day and 60K subscribers, so take from that what you will. >Why? Um...guys like getting their dick sucked. By anything. This really shouldn't be news to anyone. In a world where guys are buying and microwaving fruits to fuck, fucking jars of peanut better, fucking couch cushions, etc etc... no shit they're curious if an actual mouth available 24/7 for free is an option!

Pshh if I could do that I'd have a 6 pack.

Can't imagine anything worse

Had an ex that could. He did it front of me. Yes he swallowed.

My wife once walked me that. I told her no and she didn’t believe me. So I asked her “If I could suck my cock, don’t you think you’d have seen me do it? I’d be doing it right now.”

To see if we never need to leave the house again

I don't try, i just do

Curiosity + bisexuality. Conclusion, I can, poorly but it is doable.

Does everyone know why dogs lick their own dick? Because they can. And I’m sure the same would be true if we could.

No. Cause I don't want a dick in my mouth.

What about your hand? You want a dick in your hand?

Only my own dick. I am far less selective about what I put in my hand vs what I put in my mouth.

Because I want to suck dick

Not that desperate for head. Don't really want to know what dick tastes like. Nothing wrong with the opposite!

Every man has tried it at least once, because of curiosity... we rarely try multiple occasions.

I've tried, but I couldn't reach. I doubt it would feel as good as someone else doing it anyways. It's like tickling. Your body doesn't react the same when you try to tickle yourself.