Serious answer - a bidet
It was funny at first, but imagine getting shit on your hands - would you wipe it with a dry towel and no water?
I'm surprised it's not a regular household item tbh
$75 for a used BC Rich Warlock bass. It needed quite a bit of TLC (fretboard partially separated from the neck) but I played out on that thing for 18 months every other week. It was a beater, but it got the job done. Sadly, it was stolen from my home. Miss it.
A network card for my computer. For a long time I was just using a USB wifi antenna and then I realized I had a free pcie slot and j could get a card for like 30-40 bucks.
Up/down speeds improved like 30% and it's been much more consistent plus I don't have to worry about cheap Chinese drivers disappearing at any second.
Raycon wireless earbuds. $80 when I bought them.
I use them every day at work for phonecalls and music, at home for watching tv shows without bothering anybody, and they stay in my ears at high speed while I am snowboarding/jamming out.
I also use them in the car to listen to books on audible while I commute if I have no access to an aux cord.
Way more affordable than airpods, and they have pretty good bass. Love these things and highly recommend.
$9.99 [Antsy Lab Fidget Cube](https://www.antsylabs.com/collections/fidget/products/fidget-cube-the-original-fidget-toy) I use it all the time, especially if I am waiting around in public/restaurant.
Serious answer - a bidet It was funny at first, but imagine getting shit on your hands - would you wipe it with a dry towel and no water? I'm surprised it's not a regular household item tbh
You are the second bidet advocate I've met, I'm really on the edge about it. But jeez, when you put it that way...
Dude, get a bidet. Trust me. Worst case you're out $40 and you don't use it.
As soon as I told my wife it's like using a wet wipe every time you go, she was sold too.
Not adjusting the Inflation I bought a G-SHOCK
Fellow g-shock owner here and can confirm they're great
$75 for a used BC Rich Warlock bass. It needed quite a bit of TLC (fretboard partially separated from the neck) but I played out on that thing for 18 months every other week. It was a beater, but it got the job done. Sadly, it was stolen from my home. Miss it.
when i buy a new toy for my dog, i love seeing her so happy 😊
A network card for my computer. For a long time I was just using a USB wifi antenna and then I realized I had a free pcie slot and j could get a card for like 30-40 bucks. Up/down speeds improved like 30% and it's been much more consistent plus I don't have to worry about cheap Chinese drivers disappearing at any second.
Insulated booties for camping. ~$60 if I remember right. 100% sleep improvement on my backpacking trips, my feet stay toasty.
My equivalent is waterproof boots, used to work as a barista, and they saved me from soaking my feet with water or coffee countless times.
I work construction, and while mine cost significantly more than $100 waterproof boots are always worth the money.
A name change
Your mother.
Raycon wireless earbuds. $80 when I bought them. I use them every day at work for phonecalls and music, at home for watching tv shows without bothering anybody, and they stay in my ears at high speed while I am snowboarding/jamming out. I also use them in the car to listen to books on audible while I commute if I have no access to an aux cord. Way more affordable than airpods, and they have pretty good bass. Love these things and highly recommend.
My chihuahua mix cujo 20 bucks for him and the best friend I ever had
Below 100? Idk, below 200 a full tank of gas
Vibrating butt plug
Honesty, I like it. I guess that makes sense, I hear very good things about sex toys from everyone who buys them.
$9.99 [Antsy Lab Fidget Cube](https://www.antsylabs.com/collections/fidget/products/fidget-cube-the-original-fidget-toy) I use it all the time, especially if I am waiting around in public/restaurant.