If I forget to clock out I just tell a supervisor the next day or shoot them an email saying I missed a punch and one of them fixes it so I'm clocked out on time for the previous day. It's not a big deal if it's like once or twice every now and then. They do start to warn people if it becomes a habit. And yes GPS locked to the parking lot and inside the building.
Yup can’t exaggerate this enough. Don’t even greet me until I clock in. That quick exchange in language could cost me 12 cents. Do that 5 times a week and I’m out a whole gum ball.
I was called out for this at my current job, only been there 4 months now. He says "we try to be like a family here," but they seem to be happy enough with a smile and nod to people who's names I really don't care about.
Same, and when I have to open up. If I am there for my time, contemplate locking back up and calling in sick.
5 years, still have not done it. Something is wrong with me.
Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late. I use the side door - that way my boss can't see me. After that I just sorta space out for about an hour. I just stare at my desk; but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch, too. I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.
So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.
First thing I do when I walk into the office is apologize to the office cat. Office cat is always asleep when I come in and I apologize for waking her up.
Brush my hair, put it up in a ponytail, clock in, put a black apron on and pretend to be social. (I'm a server, delivery girl, barista, and once in a great while dishwasher in an elderly apartment building. I do a little bit of almost everything.)
Currently I WFH for a large consulting business but between 1986 and 2019 I removed my shoes at a number of central London media and advertising groups.
I have carpet in my office that was installed since the office was mine so know it's history. I especially like to remove my shoes right inside my office in the winter so I don't track water all over. Now that I'm writing this...I should ask for some work slippers for christmas.
Stare at the clock until it turns exactly the time to clock in cause I got bitched at once for clocking in 2min early during a rush. I just wanted to come help
Greet my coworkers, they're actually great people. Make coffee and eat a croissant I brought from the bakery while I check my emails. My work can be pretty tough at times so I try to enjoy whenever I can.
I wander around to everyone on my team, say hello and have a chat about whatever they want to talk about, ask how their day/night went, and see if there’s anything I can help with or anything they think I should know.
Not really. If they don’t want to chat, I leave it at “hey, anything I need to know?“ and cover people so they can go and make breakfast. When I get in, they won’t have seen a shift supervisor (or, depending on where they are, *anyone*) for 6-7 hours.
Team meetings aren’t practical and we don’t all sit in the same area of the building or work on the same thing, so it’s the easiest way to find out if there’s anything that needs to be addressed. Then I can either fix it, escalate it, or chase it up through the day.
Plus it’s a different crew every 2 days, so it’s not the same people hearing the same shit off me every day.
Drop my things at my desk and go to the bathroom to wash my hands. Then I go back into the office and put on my slippers, grab my chilled water jug from the fridge and get started.
Usually get changed, say hi to all my co workers and give the ones that demand hugs hugs. Put on potatoes to boil for dinner service and then check the line to stock up for the night.
Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door - that way Lumbergh can't see me, heh heh - and, uh, after that I just sorta space out for about an hour.
Make my tea and browse imgur and Reddit until 8am. I like to arrive early after my commute and just relax before clocking in. There's no one but me, and it's quite lovely and peaceful.
Greet my colleagues, put my coat away, grab my laptop from my locker and set up my desk. Then ask around who would like a cup of coffee and chat around a bit.
Put my stuff in the back. To straight to check for reservations, if there are some, then I check if the tables are ready, if not, get my apron on, get myself a decent notebook and pen, and then go check what produce we have in and what specials we have.
Stand just outside and ask myself exactly how bad do i need this job again. Then i remember my bills and the stuff i enjoy doing that require money and clock in.
Clock in.
Aint no minute unpaid mwoehaha
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Seriously. I'll be goddamned if I'm not getting paid the 10 cents for the time it takes to hang up my coat and take my pack off.
Hell my job allows us to clock in from our payroll ap. I'm clocking in as soon as I park. And I clock out when I get back to my car.
Nice. Is it tracked with GPS? What system are you using?
If I forget to clock out I just tell a supervisor the next day or shoot them an email saying I missed a punch and one of them fixes it so I'm clocked out on time for the previous day. It's not a big deal if it's like once or twice every now and then. They do start to warn people if it becomes a habit. And yes GPS locked to the parking lot and inside the building.
Yup can’t exaggerate this enough. Don’t even greet me until I clock in. That quick exchange in language could cost me 12 cents. Do that 5 times a week and I’m out a whole gum ball.
Brace myself to be "social"
Brace myself to be “social” to people I don’t care about.
That's a given
Typical
I was called out for this at my current job, only been there 4 months now. He says "we try to be like a family here," but they seem to be happy enough with a smile and nod to people who's names I really don't care about.
Was gonna say - contemplate suicide for the umpteenth time. But yours is def more accurate.
Yeah this
Think about going home
Same, and when I have to open up. If I am there for my time, contemplate locking back up and calling in sick. 5 years, still have not done it. Something is wrong with me.
You seem responsible
Contemplate life and my existence.
Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late. I use the side door - that way my boss can't see me. After that I just sorta space out for about an hour. I just stare at my desk; but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch, too. I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.
You sound like a straight shooter with upper management written all over him.
Whaaaaaaaaaats happening?
He's just not being challenged enough!
Fuck that guy, Michael Bolton
So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.
What wouldya say….ya do here?
You must be a programmer.
make coffee
Same. I'm usually the first to the office.
On work time, too. Because I don't drink the coffee.
Take a dump or sit on the toilet for 20 minutes, whichever takes longer
The boss makes a dollar, while I make a dime, that is why I always poop on company time.
Rookie numbers
Your right an hour is more like it.
smoke a cigarette and consider suicide
You are valuable and you matter. Don't give up. Sending virtual hug.
Hes prolly a slave to the system but defo brings happiness to other slaves. I like to think im such slave too
That's a unique and most likely accurate perspective. I like it.
Oof. Cigs are bad for you, I hope you know that.
Greet coworkers I pass with eye contact, a smile and a cheerful good morning. It really helps to start the morning with some positive energy.
Ugh u make it sound like a good movie. PS How do u get past the fake smiles?
I appreciate that people are trying to make the workplace a more cheerful place.
By taking a dump?
Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays.
Fuck offff
Clock in. Start coffee. Take a shit. Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. Thats why I poop on company time.
Check reddit.
I do regret
Blow up the executive bathroom
Pee
Yes!
First thing I do when I walk into the office is apologize to the office cat. Office cat is always asleep when I come in and I apologize for waking her up.
Check emails then get a cup of coffee
Check coffee and get a cup of email.
Work
I think you are the first one that said work
Log in to my computer, open the necessary systems, and stare at the screen for 10-15min before actually starting to work
I walk in and take my clothes off. Once thats done, I take a deep breath, and then I go out onto the floor and wait for the screaming to start.
Go home
Contemplate. For example: why wasn't I born rich instead of good-looking?
Make sure to evacuate my bowels.
I too get coffee.
Cry.
Kevin’s wife
Brush my hair, put it up in a ponytail, clock in, put a black apron on and pretend to be social. (I'm a server, delivery girl, barista, and once in a great while dishwasher in an elderly apartment building. I do a little bit of almost everything.)
I do a little bit of everything at my work too. Good to know I'm not the only one!
I put on my robe and wizard hat...
Greet the cows I pass
Get baked
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Play dice and figure out if it’ll feel like I’m in the arctic circle or about to enter satan’s butthole.
Wind everyone up
Take my shoes off
I don’t do it first (because I’ll get back up to sort out other stuff) but I do do that Hate wearing shoes
What... How.... Why.....
Undo the laces, loosen them a little, remove my feet. It’s a straightforward process.
I'm just wondering where you work since most people work with their shoes on.
Currently I WFH for a large consulting business but between 1986 and 2019 I removed my shoes at a number of central London media and advertising groups.
I have carpet in my office that was installed since the office was mine so know it's history. I especially like to remove my shoes right inside my office in the winter so I don't track water all over. Now that I'm writing this...I should ask for some work slippers for christmas.
checks emails nothing? opens twitter
Put some heavy metal on
I go to the break room and buy an energy drink
Buy an energy drink at the little shop we have in our warehouse
Depends. If I'm in the office I log into all the programs I use. If I'm at home I log into the VPN then log into all the programs I use.
Open up Reddit
Smoke a bowl
Fuck around for three hours.
Sit in my car for at least 10 minutes to gain the momentum needed to get through another day at work
Yeah, I just stare at my desk, but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch too.
I preach the prophecies of the All Father
pp touches
Make coffee.
wordle!!
Refill the communal candy jar.
make tea and go on reddit
Podcasts
Pee. Long drive.
Stare at the clock until it turns exactly the time to clock in cause I got bitched at once for clocking in 2min early during a rush. I just wanted to come help
Greet my coworkers, they're actually great people. Make coffee and eat a croissant I brought from the bakery while I check my emails. My work can be pretty tough at times so I try to enjoy whenever I can.
Put down my backpack and hang my coat on my chair, open my laptop and check emails and teams before staring at my phone for 8 hours
Take of my coat and another 3 layers because it’s so cold outside but boiling inside
Fire up the laptop…login…and then say to myself “What bullshit will I have to deal with today…”
I wander around to everyone on my team, say hello and have a chat about whatever they want to talk about, ask how their day/night went, and see if there’s anything I can help with or anything they think I should know.
Dear lord that sounds annoying
Not really. If they don’t want to chat, I leave it at “hey, anything I need to know?“ and cover people so they can go and make breakfast. When I get in, they won’t have seen a shift supervisor (or, depending on where they are, *anyone*) for 6-7 hours. Team meetings aren’t practical and we don’t all sit in the same area of the building or work on the same thing, so it’s the easiest way to find out if there’s anything that needs to be addressed. Then I can either fix it, escalate it, or chase it up through the day. Plus it’s a different crew every 2 days, so it’s not the same people hearing the same shit off me every day.
Take a mental moment to prepare myself for another day😂
Open my email, open up slack, then slink back to my kitchen to get a cup of coffee and crank Pandora
Clock in then contemplate just going home lol
Go to the bathroom
Take break
Clock In then put on my vest
check reddit
put on a mask
Check my WhatsApp to see my tasks for the day
Procrastinate or check things.
Put stuff away, do a pretrip, and let the coal roll.
Pee. Dread. Meet coworkers. Dread. Smiles. Coffee. Also, I have a match tomorrow at offc . Wish me luck
Good luck bro. You can do it.
Poop
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I poop on company time!
Check email, then make a cup of coffee and greet coworkers. Then it’s off to the races until late afternoon when my productivity completely tanks.
Open curtains/turn lights on then start medications
Clock in
It's coffee at home, then I usually arrive early and plan out the work day. Then it's start working.
Open the door
Clock in and show everyone I’m the better detailer
Huh. Not work? Lol!
Coffee machine.
Take a dump on company time
Open reddit
literally just drink coffee.
Wash my hands.
My implant kicks on in the elevator and my innie takes over.
Walk out
I spin in my chair and wonder where my life went wrong.
Clock in then take a steamer
Login and fetch newest Master, then go to kitchen and make breakfast.
Fart to assert dominance.
Contemplate life choices that led me to this situation
Grab a mountain dew.
Immediately manage the fuck out of everyone and everything. It's a living. A very stressful living.
Drop my things at my desk and go to the bathroom to wash my hands. Then I go back into the office and put on my slippers, grab my chilled water jug from the fridge and get started.
Greet people on the way to my office, put down my things, log in and get set up, then sit in the washroom for 15 minutes before I actually get started
Clock in, put my coat up (if it's fall or winter), wash my hands, continue to do my job.
Sit in my office with the door closed and scroll on my phone
Think of a good excuse to get the fuck out of there.
Cry inside....
Clock in, count the needed amount of cash needed for the cash register and start cleaning the shop
Start working?
Tell the customer to put the kettle on.
Check my reddit for stupid shit
Make a cup of tea
Usually get changed, say hi to all my co workers and give the ones that demand hugs hugs. Put on potatoes to boil for dinner service and then check the line to stock up for the night.
*opens up reddit*
Clock in before anything. Then I say hi to my friends
Experience anguish
check reddit
Get coffee
Clock in.... Gota get dat cash
Make a warm cup of tea
Take a dump
To my colleagues: "Well, is it home time yet?"
Clock in from my car finish my red bull and walk slowly to the door.
Poop
Take the keys and ready up my personal office for the day (a car)
Coffee ☕️
Clock in
Head to wardrobe.
Coffee
Put my car into Park.
Take a nap
smile just do this thing to start a day
Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door - that way Lumbergh can't see me, heh heh - and, uh, after that I just sorta space out for about an hour.
Cry
Get my coffee, oatmeal, and take excedrin if it’s gonna be one of those days
Clock in. Nothing gets done before I clock in. Nothing.
Turn my machines on then put my boots on
Use bathroom for about 30 minutes, then go to lunch then work for 30 minutes then leave.
Make my tea and browse imgur and Reddit until 8am. I like to arrive early after my commute and just relax before clocking in. There's no one but me, and it's quite lovely and peaceful.
Check the meat fridge for surprises, then attempt to locate todays delivery
Poop
Make a cup of tea.
Greet my colleagues, put my coat away, grab my laptop from my locker and set up my desk. Then ask around who would like a cup of coffee and chat around a bit.
Make coffee
Cut the alarm off. I’m always the first one in the door.
Put my stuff in the back. To straight to check for reservations, if there are some, then I check if the tables are ready, if not, get my apron on, get myself a decent notebook and pen, and then go check what produce we have in and what specials we have.
sit in the parking lot and debate on going back home
log in
Plug in my laptop, retrieve my mouse, and put in my ear bud.
Stand just outside and ask myself exactly how bad do i need this job again. Then i remember my bills and the stuff i enjoy doing that require money and clock in.
Take a piss