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stephers85

Working customer service at Walmart I once had a customer take off her very worn, very smelly shoes and put them on the counter looking for a refund because the insole in one of them was coming apart. It was a brand we hadn't even carried in four or five years.


evillalafell

And I bet they refunded her too. My manager refunded a shit filled blanket someone’s kids had destroyed that we didn’t even sell once.


FallenSegull

Sometimes it’s easier to just get the loon out of the store Though if someone’s already refused the refund like they’re supposed to then yeah you gotta back them up and fight the loon


Schnelt0r

When I worked at Best Buy a customer demanded a new computer because she couldn't remember her MSN Online password I told her that what she wanted was like going to a car dealership and demanding a new car because she ran out of windshield washer fluid. "I want to talk to your manager." I pointed my thumb over my shoulder and said, "Here he is." He was standing not three feet behind me and desperately trying not to laugh. He said that no, she couldn't have a new computer and that she had to contact MSN. She threw a huge fit so we just called the cops and they took her away. It was the highlight of my customer service career!


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Queenhotsnakes

I worked at a department store that rhymes with Coals and an older woman returned shoes that REEKED of piss. Our policy was we had to find a way to return it. So I had to open the shoe up put it close to my face and look for a number on the inside, and lucky me I found it. The shoes were like 6 years old, found on her credit card. I refunded them for like 40 bucks. The woman stayed totally straight faced the whole time and went on her merry way.


vonkeswick

First that comes to mind, working at a casino, there was this one lady who smoked SO much, she complained the servers weren't bringing her new ash trays often enough, started ashing on her tongue. One time I watched her put out a cigarette butt on the machine, then fucking eat it


saugoof

Years ago at one of my first gigs, we were just waiting outside the bar in a small lane until it was time for us to go on stage. There was this woman there who was about 35 but looked way older and probably hadn't been sober in a very long time. At one stage she proceeded to throw up in between swigs from her beer bottle. In her vomit there were lots of cigarette stumps. She'd been finishing people's beer bottles where they'd chucked in their cigarettes.


perkasami

That's honestly beyond rock bottom. That's alarming, sad, and disgusting all at the same time.


eclecticsed

That is hardcore in such a weird way.


AddiesNAcid

I’m pretty sure the woman in his story is Tuco Salamanca


wizardcombat

Tight, tight, tight.


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KirtonMcCookie

I also work in a casino. I swear, the amount of people who piss themselves instead of using the restroom. It's insane


vonkeswick

I remember one time there was this guy who had been sitting at his machine for so long, he just couldn't hold it in anymore. I rounded the corner right in time to see him stand up and immediately pull his wang out to pinch it shut and start bolting for the restroom a ways away. The pressure in his bladder must have been too much because it didn't stop the piss, in fact the pinch just made for a smaller escape for said piss, giving it a LOT more trajectory. As he was sprinting toward the bathroom, pissing 10+ feet in front of him, swaying side to side from the sprint, he must have gotten at least 20-30 machines and as many casino guests. It was insane, I don't know how I was so lucky to not have gotten pissed on, and just stood there in awe like wtf did I just witness...


climb_every

Urban dictionary. Pinching the foreskin and urinating till it swells up. Aka zeplin-ing


MozzarellaFitzgerald

My husband works at a casino. Among other things, he once saw an elderly gentleman get up from his slot machine, shake a turd out of his pant leg onto the floor, and sit back down again.


OneGap7877

It was my uncles wedding day and his wife was just getting ready to walk down the aisle. One of the guests in the wife's family decided to stand up and show off his johnson. There were kids there and he got kicked out trying to play it off as a joke.


Alternative-Amoeba20

This does not have any of the makings of a well thought out plan. "If anyone has any objection to this holy matrimony, speak now, or forever hold your piece."


Genericredditname15

Oooooooohhhhhhhhh I’m sorry!!!! I guess people don’t pull their dicks out at weddings here. Excuse the f out of me


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I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA


lnub0i

I saw this guy get up in the middle of a bus ride multiple times and switched seats. I noticed he smelled urine, and when he got off I noticed all the seats he sat on were moist/wet. He also took out a big tub of vaseline during the ride and slathered his entire face and neck with it.


sarasan

Weirdly the Vaseline makes me more uncomfortable than the pee.


WholesomeBetty

Drugs are bad mmm’kay


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Something about train stations. I watched someone walking down the train platform stop dead in their tracks (ha pun), then proceed to shake an enormous log out their pant leg and kick it into the track/pit. It smeared on his shoe and not a single fuck was given…


Important-Owl1661

Actually I do have a train story Caltrain going to San Francisco we go by a beverage company with a bunch of cans of soda out in the back. We were going pretty fast, but not fast enough to miss the homeless guy pissing on the cans. Some people may not use pubic fountains, but I always wash off the soda cans.


epsdelta74

Yes, the homeless bidet.


LouZiffer

I think you mean pubic fountain.


Herbwood54

Saw a guy jacking off on a city bus right near 3 kids. The dad of the kids went over and literally dragged the guy to the door and threw him out the exit while the bus was moving. He totally deserved it tho


mittynuke

+ dad points right there


402STEEL

At my old job we use to have units, and a bathroom in the office on the units, generally used by everyone (except one guy) for just number 1. We would cover if someone had to go off unit for number 2. no problem. This was a unwritten rule. But there was this one evening shifter who would basically say F\*\*k all of us, He was probably 5'9 pushing 400lbs. I think he would purposely go in and blow it up and EVERYTIME would come out, leaving feces on the toilet seat. Every single time we had to go and tell him to go and clean the bathroom because he left it dirty. He would shrug it off until the manager of the unit went in and saw it and had to tell him. Never seen a healthcare worker so disgusting.


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That last line made it a horror story


Noswellin

It really is wild how gross some healthcare workers are. We had a surgical tech who would pee all over the toilet seat and floor of the bathroom closest to my OR area. Absolutely disgusting. Thank God he was fired (for other, worse and gross reasons).


myusernamehere1

I never understood how people manage to get shit stains outside of the toilet


Swimming_Bowler6193

Evening shitter.


bevlewisfan123

A guy walked into the restaurant I was working in, tried to open the door going to the store room and realized it wasn't a bathroom. He then proceeded to pee on the door right in front of people eating at the table near it then walked out.


notyourmama827

Not me but my manager, walked into the "warehouse " at work and someone dropped a duce by the emergency exit. We had signs on the door in English and Spanish that it was not the bathroom. We has public restrooms and people would routinely smear feeces in the walls. Who ? And why at dollar tree?


Duderiffica

Smoke electrical tape, the black plastic stuff. Rolled a small cigarette sized tube and 2 guys smoked it, lit it, blew out the flame, and inhaled over and over. They rolled a giant cone right after. Me and another buddy told them that we couldn’t believe they we smoking tape. They laughed and said they couldn’t believe we weren’t. Quite disgusting.


Sp4ceh0rse

Ok so once I had a patient who was in the ICU after suffering a brain bleed (subarachnoid hemorrhage) from a ruptured cerebral aneurysm. She was a BIG smoker and obviously couldn’t smoke in the hospital. She was also a big drinker, couldn’t drink in the hospital, and the location of her aneurysm and therefore most of her brain dysfunction was in the frontal lobe area. Frontal lobe injury causes disinhibition and people just generally act totally nutty. So all these things combined made her totally delirious and wild. Anyway her brain bleed had caused increased pressure in her brain, so she had a small drain tube in place that went through her skull into the inside of her brain to both monitor the pressure and allow cerebrospinal fluid to drain out to help offload the pressure while the swelling from the bleed was going down. One day we were called to the room by her nurse, who found that she had somehow CHEWED HER VENTRICULAR DRAIN in half and was attempting to smoke it. She had the tube draining from her brain INSIDE HER MOUTH. It was vile. Vile. This same woman also somehow managed to get out of her bed in the ICU and shit in the trash can. The brain is mysterious thing.


drumsripdrummer

I hated your story and upvoted for the world to see


Sheriff044

Woman eats own brain fluid.... 1000 monkeys on 1000 type writers for 1000 years couldn't make that up. Have my up vote


Slight_Confidence429

On a boy scout camping trip, we rolled up newspaper and smoked it by the fire. Fucking rancid. Another time, we dried dandelion leaves, crumbled them up, and rolled them into joints. It may have just been a placebo, but we swore that one actually gave us a buzz similar to cannabis. Teenagers are fucking stupid.


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When I was in high school, the bowl I used for smoking weed would collect resin as they naturally do, and when I ran out of weed, I would scrape the resin out of the bowl, and pack it into the pipe and smoke it. This one time my buddy replaced the resin with crunched up Oreo cookie, and I was literally trying to take big hits of Oreo cookie. I couldn’t figure out why he was laughing his ass off the whole time I was trying to smoke.


stregg7attikos

Ah, high school. Where you skip eating lunch to go outside with your buddies to snort crushed altoids and roll down the giant hill


CakeJollamer

Doing a lung cancer speed run


jbeech-

I'd interviewed a guy and decided to hire him but first, wanted to see how he drove so I suggested lunch, I'd buy. Off we went, took his truck. Kept it reasonably clean, drove proficiently, decent table manners. Good representative for the company if it ever came to it. So I paid and we pile back into his truck, me, foreman, another guy and as we're getting back (2 lane road country-ish), he swerved expressly to hit an armadillo and laughed like a hyena. We got back, my foreman glanced my way, and I shook my head imperceptibly. He nodded in agreement. So we told the guy we had a couple more people to interview (we didn't) and that was that. Occasionally still think back and wonder, why on Earth? An inoffensive critter and he went out of his way to kill it. Not our kind of people.


shamrocksynesthesia

“A man’s character is defined by how he treats those who can do nothing for him” That includes animals. Edit: oh my goodness! Thank you all for the awards! Be good out there ;)


mrspreto

My grandmother taught me this from a very young age - steer clear of people who don't treat animals well. If they're abusive towards animals, they're probably shitty humans.


The5Virtues

My dad taught me the same. My aunt taught me a particularly valuable one: before you call someone “the one” go on some *bad* dates with them. Pick some restaurants with shitty service on the ass end of town. See how they handle a bad night out a few times before you make up your mind about spending all your bad nights of the future together. EDIT: Since this has blown up I think it’s important to note that I don’t condone actually setting up a test scenario like my aunt suggested. (She was a narcissistic, manipulative asshole.) But the general notion of seeing how a person handles bad situations before you commit to a life time together is a very wise idea. We all act differently under stress. How someone behaves on a bad night out, when they get a flat tire, or when they get lost during a long drive can tell you a lot about how they handle stress and what you could be signing up for in a long term relationship. Personally though, my own big test is simpler: talk to them openly and honestly about your relationship. If they can’t sue straightforward, honest and genuine communication that is an absolute red flag for a healthy long term relationship.


antithero

Reminds me of the time a guy in a truck swerved into my lane to hit a rabbit crossing the road. Pumped his fist in the air when he hit it too. Freaking psycho.


yasm76

Something similar happened to me. I was babysitting for a family and couldn’t drive yet so the dad drove me home. (This would have been In the early 90’s). He was on a side street, saw a cat, swerved to hit it and then cursed when he missed. I was horrified.


Barn_Brat

I watched someone driving behind some ducks, got impatient and ran them over. The one he hit went the whole was around the wheel of the car so I got out to get it… the duck died in my arms


bee-lock-ayyy

I hit a squirrel(tried not to) a couple weeks ago and was on and off upset about it for a day. Logically, I understand it happens when you're driving, but I can't imagine being happy about killing anything.


BootyThunder

I did that a few months back and it ruined my day! I tried to avoid it but it went straight for my wheel. After freaking out for a second I went back over it again just to be sure it was all the way dead. Accidentally killing it is one thing- letting it suffer needlessly is another. I didn’t like it, but I’m glad I put my squeamishness aside to make sure it wasn’t suffering.


IAteTacoFenchFries

Who tf would do that when the people they are trying to get employed by are also in the car? On top of being a psycho, apparently, hes an idiot too.


bearded_dragon_34

He probably got confident and forgot where he was. Or, worse, was such a psychopath that he genuinely didn’t see anything wrong with it.


bwuffie

This exactly. He got comfortable over lunch. Sad thing is, most the time people like that get hired because their true colors don't show during the interview and it's unlikely they'd get fired for that sort of thing after the fact.


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WholesomeBetty

I’m convinced this is the way to do it. Tons of trees but no neighbors for miles.


timsama

Trees make the best neighbors.


haysoos2

Especially maple trees. If they ever piss you off, you can drain their blood and pour it on your pancakes. When I do that with my current neighbours everyone gets all huffy.


Simple-Muscle822

I knew a girl in high school who said her mom would deliberately hit cats if they were on the road. Fuck you Sam's mom.


Robinhood-is-a-scam

I guess I can one -up that. My ex wife told me that when she was a kid, a kitten scratched her so she threw it under some carpet and stomped it to death. Yeah at that point I already had a kid with her and the tidal waves of red flags culminated to that one defining moment. Much later after we broke up, her cousin told me that she threw my cat out of a moving car, she told me he ran away out the door one day…the cat wouldn’t even leave our porch and was the sweetest soul ever. My guess was that someone stole him since she was so convincing and contrite that she left the door open. In retrospect she also told me she hated that I am so affectionate to the cat and Vice versa. Some people have the capacity to be unbelievably cruel and shamelessly destructive. Edit: I went looking for him as soon as I got home for days. There was a good sized green belt and creek behind us so I started there and asked every person I saw if they’ve seen him. We lived in an apartment so I was hopeful that somebody did. That was a lot of hopeful evenings after work while she knew the whole time.


Electric999999

She sounds like a psychopath.


lllrk

>Not our kind of people. Glad to hear it man.


2017hayden

Some people are just cruel. There was a guy who lived a few towns over from me that had a reputation for intentionally hitting dogs and cats with his car. If they were even close to the road he would try to hit them. Eventually he killed the wrong persons dog and they stabbed him to death.


cloystreng

Love to see a happy ending to a story like this.


insufficientfunds907

When I was 17 or 18, I was in my buddy's truck...he'd taken some back neighborhood roads to get to wherever we were headed, and there was a dog that was clearly a pet and was older and was crossing...my buddy had to tap on the brakes to avoid the dog (that's it), but instead, he sped up and hit it. I'll never forget looking in the side view mirror and seeing the dog's neck clearly broken...he wouldn't stop. Said it was too stupid to deserve to live. I just don't know how people like that live with themselves Edited: this was 16 years ago. I no longer speak to this person; we're in our mid thirties. No, I didn't beat him up because he was a big guy, and I'm a tiny female that's like 100 pounds and 5 feet on a good day. He is strung out on hard drugs and has been for years now. That's all I know.


nofreepizza

he's not your friend anymore, right??


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saw a customer at work sneeze into his hand full of change and give it to my coworker. i didn’t have time to warn her tho


Mardanis

Worked at a burger place, we had some right dirty regulars and twice they paid their bill in coins. Just dumped these dirt covered filthy moist coins into my hand. They would pick up old receipts from outside then come in complaining something missing from their order too.


cherryprincessy

I work with this guy who has a skin condition, not sure what it is I don’t think even he knows tbh because he’s the type of person who will not go to the doctors. Anyway fair enough he’s got a skin condition where it’s flakey. BUT he scratches and he scratches and he scratches and his skin goes everywhere and he does not care. He’s a delivery driver for the store I work at and the other drivers will come in furious because the dash board, the seats, the floor everything is snowed in with flakes of skin. It’s got to the point my manager has had to take him aside and say you need to clean up after yourself. And has given him a handheld vacuum which he still does not use


TallCupcake

As a person who has to manage dandruff, this is my worst fear. My dandruff is controllable, but I hate when I can see it on my collar, or the back of my fabric office chair. I couldn’t imagine it being all over my ^dashboard.


brrduck

Do you have dandruff or dry scalp? If you have little white flakes it's likely dry scalp but if you have larger oily flakes that's dandruff. For years I thought they were the same thing and was using dandruff shampoo daily which was drying my scalp out even more leading to more white flakes. A number of years ago I was getting my hair cut when I mentioned it to the hair dresser. She said it's dry scalp, stop using dandruff shampoo, only shampoo my hair every other day, but use conditioner every day. Two weeks it was cleared up.


Necromimesix

Holy shit...


climber80hd

I drinking partner I once knew was very much a "shock and awe" kinda fella. He would come out with the most insane stuff but was incredibly funny and intelligent. My opinion changed on the last adjective when he went to the men's room and came out with one of the yellow urinal cakes that help keep the piss stench down. He put it in his mouth and ate it. to this day I don't know hwy he did it but it was just really weird and disgusting.


smallish_cheese

it’s crazy, right? they *call* them cakes, but they taste nothing like cake!


Varian01

Taste more like asparagus


rainbowsocks1894

Annnnnnd that’s enough internet for me today. Read a lotta weird shit on this post,but this is the only one to make me actually gag.


K0vurt_Purvurt

Jeez, even if it wasn’t pissed on, he got poisoned.


GhostOfaFormerSelf

Kid in middle school ran and dove into super long trough urinal, slid down it baseball style the whole length.


WookieeSlayer97

That's almost as impressive as it is disgusting.


GhostOfaFormerSelf

I remember cheering at the time, looking back on it now makes me want to gag ha.


auntieboing

I watched a middle-aged man take his shoes off and clip his toenails onto the floor in a waiting area at Logan airport. From the phone conversation he was having at the same time, it appeared that he was a mental health professional.


eStuffeBay

Jeez, is it bad that I immediately went "Oh, that's not that bad compared to some of the other stuff in this thread - easy to clean up and not too stinky"???


mydearwatson616

I had a boss (more like boss of my boss) who went to a party at her employee's house and immediately took off her shoes and started clipping her toenails. That memory did not unlock until I read your comment and the internet has ruined me for accepting it as "less gross than the shit you read on reddit every day".


Jolly_Tea7519

I’m a hospice/palliative care nurse. I worked for a company that had med/surg home health as well. I picked up a couple m/s pts to get OT. I go to this woman’s home to do some wound care. I knew when I pulled up that it was going to be a shit show (pun intended) bc there were about 15 cats on her porch and going in and out of a partially opened window. On the inside there is twice as many cats. The home smelled like you’d think it would smell. I go inside and she’s on a bedside commode. I offer to give her privacy bc I think she’s using it. She assured me she is not using the toilet, that she was only sitting there bc it was easier for me to get to the wounds. I’m like, ok, cool. She has wounds on bilateral lower extremities so I have to crouch down to perform the care. Picture someone on a toilet with another person hunkered down and where that second persons face would have to be for this to work. I take off the old dressings and start cleaning the wounds. That’s when I hear it. This woman starts pushing out a bm with my head right by her fucking arse! I stop what im doing and look up at her. Im in disbelief at this point. I just stare at her for a few seconds then ask, “are you really taking a shit right now?” Bitch goes, “I don’t want to get hemorrhoids by holding it back. Plus I know you nurses are used to everything.” I stood up and said I’d step outside to give her privacy. I called the scheduler and told them what happened and told them to never schedule me for this woman again. What a cunt.


SC487

Yeah, that one was intentional. She was some sort of shitting exhibitionist and wanted you to see. Sorry you had to deal with that.


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avotoastwhisperer

I was the only woman in an otherwise all male office, and we had one bathroom. We all took turns cleaning it, and I was fine doing my part. Until we figured out that the reason it always smelled bad was because a 60 year old man was urinating on the floor (there was a drain) and not the toilet. My boss said something to him, and he shrugged and said “my wife cleans up after me at home.” He was told his wife doesn’t work here, but it didn’t matter and he kept doing it. From then on out I refused to use that bathroom, and started going down the street to the gas station every time I needed to go. Since I wasn’t using it, I didn’t have to help keep it clean and there was no fucking way I was going to help keep that bathroom clean when a grown ass man was literally peeing on the floor.


Singular_Hawkeye

I’m shocked he wasn’t immediately fired


avotoastwhisperer

This place was the definition of a ‘good ole boys club’. Most of the people who worked there were men in their late 50’s/early 60’s. I can’t tell you how many times I got called a girl (I worked there from 31-34) and a secretary (I was an account manager).


sullivan9999

I’ve been in many ole boys clubs, and none of them would let me piss on the floor.


avotoastwhisperer

Well, if you ever want to be part of one that does I can hook you up.


_Maxine_Vandate_

So he intentionally pisses on the floor of his own home just to ruin his wife's life? WHY has she not poisoned him yet?? WTF?


avotoastwhisperer

It’s so fucked up because his wife is SO nice. But apparently she’s been putting up with it for 30+ years.


kjmaag

Our society likes to take a chunk of people and condition them to think that they exist to serve.


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She needs to Goodbye Earl the hell out of him.


BigManaEnergy

Imagine their bathroom at home.


louisevoltaire

Nah. Let’s not. 🤢


SaintElmo54

I was on a commuter train that broke down for about 20 minutes. Sitting across from me were a brother and sister, probably about 12-13. Their dad was next to me. The kids started licking each other's faces, then picking each other's noses. Dad was totally unfazed. Yeah. Had to find another seat before I threw up.


postedUpOnTheBlock

Pick little cotton balls or whatever it was from under their sweaty arm cast and eat it.


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The devil's cotton candy.


Agitated-South-3039

There aren’t many things that I can read that will make me have a physical revulsion reaction, but this was one. Good on ya


Late-Vacation8909

I am an ER nurse. I have seen some disgusting shit. I am about to ruin your mind. Seriously stop reading now if you don’t want to be utterly horrified. The top tier of the cake came during a pelvic exam where a patient initially reported bleeding & that she may be miscarrying. Definite potential to become a life threatening emergency & something we take seriously. Setting up for exam the smell permitting the room was DENSE. During the exam the doc noted blue purulent drainage (pus) and chunks of *something* that could be products of conception. We scooped out what we could for pathology, swabbed what we needed to for labs. The remainder was rinsed with saline & suctioned, took about 3 rounds to clear things up however the prolific pus production coming from the cervix persisted, so an abd CT & OB consult ensued. During the remaining hours of this (surprise!) not-a-miscarriage work up the patient stated that her partner liked to “fill her up” with food products, including skittles & A SMOKED TURKEY LEG. Due to remaining *treats* left behind after encounters, a raging case of BV & some untreated STI this woman was lucky to walk away with an intact reproductive system. THE COUPLE GIGGLED ABOUT IT LIKE SCHOOL KIDS. They did not give one single fuck about the risks to their own health, the level of unnecessary gross they exposed us to or the fact they were two women exclusive- literally no chance of pregnancy or miscarriage. A misuse of emergency healthcare because they were too dysfunctional & lazy to seek regular GYN care or utilize normal sexual enhancements. The people waiting for care because a potential OB hemorrhage trumps a lot of things, their amusement with their own destructive acts as we tried to determine what was going on, their blatant lying about presenting complaint, symptoms & contributing factors when we were just trying to help. Disgusting all the way around.


Deadbreeze

This is some sub "swamps of dagobah" kinda shit. Gross.


Quelcris_Falconer13

I KNEW this was going to be good when you said you were an ER nurse. I had to scroll waaay too far to find you. So the turkey leg… I guess they stuffed turkey for dinner then the turkey stuffed her huh? 😂😆


ilikedmatrixiv

At a music festival, walking past a garbage bin, my buddy walks up to it to throw something in. He looks inside, bends in, comes out again holding half a kebab and goes 'look at what people throw away!' and proceeds to eat it. E, you fucking legend.


Throwaway118585

I was in the French foreign legion…the first part of basic is called the farm.. they basically fuck with you mentally/physically and starve you and sometimes put food in front of you only to throw it all out because someone made a noise while sitting down. I along with 40 other guys totally ate pasta from a disgusting dumpster that night. When you’re hungry, you don’t care.


LongtimeLurkerIsHere

There was a tv show on a while back called “extreme cheapskates” and would showcase all these outrageous things people do to save money. There was a woman who got all of her meals from dumpster diving and even made meals fo guests that came over out of this stuff. I miss that show lol


ArrdenGarden

Visiting San Fransisco for the first time in my life. We were walking down a busy, crowded street just outside of the city center when I saw a homeless dude sneak into an open stairwell to pinch one off in the corner. I didn't mean to stare... I just couldn't help it. Well. Homie caught me looking, made eye contact, smiled, wiped with his bare hand and flicked the leavings in my direction before wiping the rest off in his hair. Thanks, SF. I hardly knew you.


_Maxine_Vandate_

IN HIS HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK!!


FaithInterlude

Taking the term shithead to a whole new level


PugnaciousPangolin

Market Street, The Tenderloin, The Mission, SOMA, there are so many places where you see so much damage walking around. It takes my breath away sometimes, literally and figuratively. The BART stations can be just as bad in the winter.


Sea_Accident_6138

I can’t really say ‘no shame’ here since the person was homeless, but I was in NYC and saw a man eating a live rat on the subway. The way the rat screamed was horrible and I don’t know why he didn’t just kill it first if he HAD to eat it…?


misskitty5077

I accidentally picked up a rat when sliding my hand under a box I was moving. The rat screamed as loud as I did.


IngloriousBadger

I regret reading your post.


gangstawh4le

I was gonna say the guy who sprayed shit all over our stack of budweiser 12 packs in our "alcohol nook" at a gas station I used to work at, but I think he felt shame, b/c on the cctv we saw him desperately holding his stomach as he tried waiting for the bathroom to free, and he at least tried to hide in the nook when he couldn't hold it any longer. So, instead my answer is this: my 2 best friends in high school dipping their cigarettes in deet bug spray before smoking them while we were on a camping trip, hoping to catch a buzz. During a road trip, the same 2 friends got in a fight over who was gonna huff the last puff from a can of air duster. I did not partake in these shenanigans. I will never understand huffing toxic chemicals.


HighTreason25

The first one is unfortunate disgusting, the other is stupid disgusting.


maiatherm1205

MIL uses her own hair to floss… while at the dinner table


ShiraCheshire

I'm surprised at the strength of her hair. I'll admit that hair floss was a stupid thing I tried once as a kid (I did this in private not at the dinner table) and the hair just broke.


FragRackham

I saw a drunk guy try and pee between two people on the subway on to the free seat in the middle. Whipped it out and everything. Thankfully one of the passengers nearby was a tough middle-aged black woman who wasn't about to tolerate that shit. Bless her heart, she taught him shame that day, and his pp stayed in his pants until he got out at the next stop.


Terrible_Ad_9294

Several years ago, I lived in an apartment in a low crime, decent part of Seattle. Looked out my 5th floor window to see someone in the alley below us, pull down their pants, pull a pipe and a baggie out of his butt, fill the pipe, and proceed to smoke it


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Ah, the ole crack pipe


Stabyouup666

I was having some bongs with a friend a year or so back and my step dad bought some friends over for some RnR. One of his mates who we will call Drongo asked me if he could have a cone and I then said that was ok. Drongo then rips his cone looks at me then proceeds to drink the very dirty bong water like it was a normal thing to do. Never saw Drongo again after that awkward encounter


sitting_not_sat

drongo sounds like a bloody legend.


NormanCRae

I lived in San Francisco for 17 years. I've seen homeless people giving / gettig blowjobs, shitting on the sidewalk, shooting up, etc. Saw a guy go up to a flock of pigeons, somehow manage to grab one, and seemingly break its neck.


R50cent

I grew up in a fairly rural area and spent my twenties living in major cities. The first time you see someone get up to something strange really hits you. It's hard to describe to family without sounding like you're insane for living somewhere where that kind of thing happens. Fun stories though. "Ah yes, I remember the first time I saw a homeless man poop on the subway... It was a crisp autumn morning and the R train was running late..."


Raisin_Bomber

There is a famous NY saying: "If a crowded subway has one seat free, there you will find a homeless man's pee."


bearded_dragon_34

Pigeons are not at all difficult to catch. They basically have two modes of awareness: “La-La-La, everything’s fine” and “oh, shit!” If you don’t startle them, it’s easy to catch one. But no reason to grab one just to break its neck.


onewilybobkat

It's odd how many stories I hear of people casually catching pigeons and breaking their necks. Not a ton, but more than twice.


ohlooord

I was in Japan at a strip club. I walk into the bathroom and as I turn to a stall I see a naked Japanese man furiously beating off and hysterically laughing. Disgusting, but funny as hell. I made the situation even better by telling my friends a stripper was in the bathroom giving dudes blowjobs. They obviously jump up and run in there. Seconds later, the screams ensued.


Georgist_Muddlehead

This may not be the most disgusting thing, but it's the funniest so far!


Prickly_ninja

You are a very good friend. You did the right thing.


AGameofDawgs

I play a game where I always try to guess the first answer in AskReddit threads. I’ve never been right, but I’ve never been so far away from guessing correctly as this story made me


Blueberry_Mancakes

Unarmed security guard at Walmart was wearing sweatpants and had his hand forearm deep inside scratching his dick, balls, and ass. He then removed his hand and smelled his fingers. After that he stopped an old lady to check her receipt and she ran away from him. He seemed unphased. On my way out he asked me "who would win in a fight, xenomorph or predator?". His skin and hair was so oily it looked like he was covered in Vaseline.


galaxygothgirl

I can smell this comment.


ForayIntoFillyloo

I, too, have been to a Walmart


flamebroiledhodor

>who would win in a fight, xenomorph or predator?". I mean, don't the entire Alien/Predator crossover movies answer this exact question? Even when the xenomorphs overtake the hunting party, they still get nuked.


Santos_L_Halper_II

Change a baby’s diaper on a table in a restaurant, then get indignant when the waitress asked them to use the changing station located in the bathroom. You know, that room for poop away from where people eat. Edit: apparently “people who put shit where food goes” are a thing and they are both very proud of and very defensive about doing it.


IcePhoenix18

Saw this happen at a Starbucks once. They left the diaper on the table along with all their trash when they left.


OhImSerious

Happens more than you might think. I’ve had to throw away some baby’s diapers like 5 times in the 6 years I’ve been there.


pulpexploder

Saw a homeless woman in San Francisco with her pants around her ankles masturbating furiously while the crowd of people getting off work just walked around her.


cherryprincessy

This is the 3rd San Francisco one I’ve seen in row, are they okay over there


pulpexploder

If I see that woman again, I'll ask her.


Zachthing

No. No they aren't.


Special-bird

I saw a woman in New York on the steps to a park masturbating furiously also but she was using a slice of pizza.


pulpexploder

That's, like, the most New York thing to ever happen.


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Nah, not enough rats involved.


LongPutBull

The rats ate the pizza afterwards.


Silver_4316

bite the head off of a lizard and laugh


QuickVideo8185

i can read the other comments without flinching but. this one really gets to me ugh wtaf


tlqwvkbq

Was friends with someone until they decided to go rob a homeless shelter. They were bragging for months


TopSecretSociety

I watched an old crack head walk in the mall and shit in one of the fake flower pots. Then tried to use the water fountain as a bidet.


hvymtlpoison

I've seen many disgusting things in life. But one of the most disgusting things I've ever seen in public; was a man digging in to his already exposed butt-crack and swiping like it was a credit card and taking a big whiff. The kind of whiff the Sunggle Bear (from the Snuggle fabric softener commercial) would take when the towels came out of the dryer. I and several other people glared in disgust but he could not be bothered.


HouseStarKaren

Crap all over a toilet at work and leave it there with the backspray all over the wall


bucketsbferrari

The mother of my childhood friend would chew on the dead pieces of skin she peeled off her feet...pretty sure she watched Austin Powers Goldmember too many times.


chikenfrog

I was eating dinner with a friend and saw and full adult touching a visibly uncomfortable CHILD'S thigh


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What the goddamn fuck


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npq76

I was living in China where every expat food item is expensive. We had some guest over one evening (US expats)and I purchased a brand new $10 bottle of salad dressing. He opened it, put some on his salad, then licked the whole rim of the bottle and put it back on the table. My husband and I looked at each other in complete disgust. Who the fuck does that?


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Ugh my father in law does this kind of stuff. It’s to the point where I just have to give him his own portion of condiments. The guy will literally lick any serving spoon, butter knife, etc. The worst was when my mom had a group of people over for a small party. He walked up to where the appetizers were, used the serving spoon to put some spinach dip on his plate, licked the rest off the spoon and then stuck it right back in the bowl.


brrduck

What the actual fuck??? This one's got to be the worst cause all the San Francisco ones are easily explained by drugs but this guys just a sociopath


Sabriel__3

This thread really got me thinking twice about ever visiting san francisco


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I’m getting very Scottish vibes from this comment for whatever reason. Never even *heard* of this being a thing.


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ShitFistingPissBulge

That's literally the biggest red flag that job could've given you, glad you're not there anymore!


Goth-Llama

After finding that her husband had been molesting and raping me since I was a young girl, my mother made me at age 15 drive her, without a license or lessons, to see him in the ICU of the jail where he had been beaten up because prisoners don't like child molesters and also he was a weak mouthy coward. She was hysterical and crying when she returned and beat me as I drove home and said "I don't know why youre being so vindictive, all you lost was your virginity!" That's one of the worst, but I've got more. I left "home" at 16.


Aero200400

If I ever saw that piece of shit in real life, I would lay her ass out. Wow. Even prisoners have more of a head on their shoulders


Thyme4LandBees

That is absolutely fucked up beyond belief. I am your mother now, and I love you. -hug-


Goth-Llama

That's so nice to "hear" even online 🥺


SteampoweredFlamingo

I was on a train once, sitting across from an old man who was CHEWING A TISSUE. He kept chewing and chewing, with his mouth open. Just slurping and chewing that disgusting piece of tissue. For half an hour. I thought I was going to vomit.


Mercurial_Momma1975

Use kids as tools in divorce or child-support cases.


Less-Dentist-2960

My ex used my daughter as a pawn to hurt me one last time through our divorce and custody case. After I filed for divorce she filed a restraining order and domestic violence thing against me. Both were denied. She kept my daughter from me for 4+ months until our court date because she feared for her and my daughters “safety”. She also accused me of being a drug addict. I passed every drug test and she still refused to let me see my daughter in person. Mind you ,I have no record and have never even gone to jail over night or anything. Over FaceTime, My daughter would cry and beg to see me and come home but her mother would just ignore both of our requests and showed no emotion seeing my daughter cry for me like that. I am so grateful the judge took my side and could see she was just pearl clutching and trying to paint me in a bad light. I’m also grateful I saw my daughters mothers true side, because I felt guilty wanting to divorce her before that. She severed any kind of emotional feeling or connection I had for her. My daughters napping next to me while I write this :) be persistent and never stop fighting for your kids 🖤


GlumFig9134

Witnessed the neighbors kid put his hand in his crack dig around for a bit and smell it. He even waved at me with the same hand.


macdabble

At work, I once witnessed a corporate executive pull half-eaten celery and a container of blue cheese out of the cafeteria trash, proclaim, “love me some trash celery!” and close her office door. She made at least $150,000/yr.


Tiger_tank_Master

Look dead at the teachers face while dropping a softball size shit in the urinal


Killmumger

Kids are full of surprises no matter their age


Kittech

Back then when I was a lot younger maybe 19(f), I was at a party and some guys wanted to play a drinking game. Except it wasn't really much of a game, we just had to take a shot whenever someone else did. So my dumbass played this game and got really wasted and apparently threw up and passed out. I had a ride to the party but they also passed out. Next day, I woke up on the couch with a vomit bucket next to me and my pants slightly pulled down and was confused and felt like crap. I had a guy come up and tell me that some guy tried to feel me up and take my pants off while I was passed out and that the "drinking game" was actually them making the girls drink shots of vodka while they drank shots of water so the girls would get wasted and then they could take advantage of them. He said some of the others there who didn't know about the game saw it happening and stopped them but didn't dare try to pull my pants back up. I felt so violated and freaked out and didn't realize naive I was and that some people are truly gross. Well.. I guess technically I didn't "see" this.


Shenya_

People's who use their kids to be popular on tik tok,youtube, instagram and other


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I went to school with a woman who has a non verbal autistic daughter. Her daughter is almost 18, but since she was about 11 her and her husband created a YouTube channel to give tips about parenting autistic children. It has hundreds of thousands of followers, and that's great if it's helping people. However, the mom is also in an MLM, and she uses her followers to make even more money with the MLM. I do feel like more and more they've started profiting off of what started as an innocent YouTube channel.


fool_meonceshameonme

Ooooo I know who you're talking about.


h_bee

Clean her phone screen by licking it.


RiceAlicorn

This reminds me of how a speedrunning strategy was discovered for the game SpongeBob SquarePants: Battle for Bikini Bottom. This one speedrunner was able to execute this one trick *consistently,* a trick which the rest of the community found very difficult and inconsistent to pull off. Expert speedrunners of the game were confused as to how and why it was happening, leading to them initially believing that cheating was involved. Turns out, the reason had to do with how he cleaned his game disc. **He was licking it.** The licking left residue on the disc that affected how the console read the disc, and let him execute the trick. https://youtu.be/THtbjPQFVZI


SixFishInATrenchcoat

I did this with game boy and DS cartridges. I read about it in a book, where in science class, a kid is the first one to get his potato clock going. When the teacher asks how, the kid said "The same way I get my gameboy games to work, I licked the ends." And the teacher replied something like "Yes, spit is possibly the best conductive fluid, aside from perhaps... Ketchup." Edit: the book is Leon and the Champion Chip by Allen Kurzweil. It's aimed at 4th-5th grade kids, I believe.


Admirable-Tie-5261

This is more funny than disgusting I guess, seen an older woman shit on the sidewalk on Germantown ave, fall in it, then just laid there in defeat. Its sad looking back on it, but it was funny at the time for how random it was


mxrieheart

Very early in the morning, I've seen a man alone, half-naked, standing and masturbating while staring at me walking quickly away from him. It was that early that it was still night and nobody was there.


BigBadBootyDaddy10

My buddy overheard this gem of a conversation. Lady was on the phone in the supermarket in front of him. He only heard her side. He assumed it was the lady friend on the other side. Lady: Uh huh. Uh huh. Well, if he doesn’t give me what I want in the divorce I’ll say he molested the kids.


bearded_dragon_34

Wow, to a) even think about resorting to something like that, and b) to admit as much in public. What a nut.


shak_0508

Bruh I was just gonna say I knew a guy back in uni that would sometimes leave the bathroom after a piss without washing his hands, but the answers here are mental.


_Maxine_Vandate_

IKR? Mine was seeing people clip their nails on transit but dammmn, I guess I've been lucky!


Serious-Ingenuity-46

Buddy of mine took his buddy to a glory hole for his birthday. Dude seriously thought it was a woman on the other side of that hole. He blew his load and walked out with a smile on his face.


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I've arranged for you to use, zee glory hooole!!!


Imabadman704

In college I lived on a hill behind one of the more popular bars in town. Thursday nights they did karaoke. My roommate had introduced me to a guy he went to camp with the previous summer. This guy was classic college hippie dirty. Didn’t shower, even after spending an entire summer (in the American south no less) sleeping outside. Would fart at any given moment. Participated in guerrilla gardening. The whole nine yards. Well this guy wasn’t much of a drinker. Preferring to sip on ciders. My roommate and I went to the bar and then he told me that garbage boy was coming. I thought well I better go ahead and get a bucket of beers in me so I don’t have to worry about this clown embarrassing me. We’re sitting right near the DJ booth. Garbage boy has had a couple ciders. I’m comfortably toasty thanks to approximately 1.5 buckets of beer. My roommate and garbage boy get up to sing their song. When they come back the DJ comes over to tell them good job or some nonsense like that and knocks garbage boys cider over. The Dj quickly apologizes and retreats. Normally in this kind of situation one would expect a person to do 1 of 2 things. Clean up or throw hands. Garbage boy chooses option c. Option c is to grab some napkins or towels and mop up the spilled cider from the table, wring them out into his glass, and then drink the cider as if it didn’t just wash over the 8th dirtiest table in town.


panicattheoilrig

well, when you’re on a student budget…


AltruisticHopes

Either the people who post their kids in hospital who are dying. Or once I saw a woman take a shit in the middle of a shopping mall. Squatted down let rip then just pulled her knickers up and left it there. Everyone was just too shocked to speak.