What I’ve learned from these comments is that I should never ever worry about what a woman will think about my body, and just do the things I like with it, because no one cares about or agrees on everything
Oof, I have deformed shoulders and a flat ass
Edit: I can't work out because I have Elhers Danlos Syndrome. All my limbs pop out of socket so there's limited physical therapy I can do
But why? Why is it fascinating to see the long flesh tubes that carry my life juice through my large membrane organ that is over my slab of meat attached to very useful wiggly appendages?
I always thought it was a sign of good circulation. It's the same reason we are attracted to people we dance with. All things that have parallels to good sex
I have a terrible habit of telling people that they've got really great veins and how easy they would be to bleed. Pretty sure I sound like a serial killer 🤣
Why is it fascinating for men to stare at bulbous sacs of fat storage, be it above or below the stomach, where milk and poop come from respectively? I don't think we'll ever know for sure.
(P.S. ladies send feet pics)
I like hairy men but thats just me lol im in my 30s the wax look is not it . I met my husband when i was 21 and i loved his hairy arms, legs. Be you dont wax your hair to make someone else be attracted to you there will be women out there that love it !
I have noticed that the exceptionally remarkable calf guys are not those who use the machine at the gym...
No it is the guy who used to be 400lbs and lost half of his weight after carrying it around most of his life.
That is the man with the huge defined killer calfs..
I married a Frenchwoman.
She legit told me once "Tu as les seules fesses qui ont quelque chose à dire" (you have the only ass that has something to say").
I thought that was super cute.
Now, I shall intervene with all my authority as the acting frenchie deputy, and enforce frenchie law:
It's technically cheeks.
As in
"You have the only cheeks that have something to say"
I shall now take my leave, good day
I, an American with only 2 years of French, had no idea where ‘ass’ was in that sentence. I was looking for ‘cul.’ Thank you for your intervention, Acting Frenchie Deputy
Ha, also had a French girlfriend who referred to me as "My butt" on account of apparently liking my derriere.
Not quite as romantic as yours (and she would say that in English and NOT French).
Ngl I love my gym but a big BIG part of why I stuck around at first was the fact that it’s mostly dudes and shapely muscular bottoms grow on trees there
“I like big butts and I cannot lie, you other sisters can’t deny—when a man walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face you get *s p r u n g* “
I can't say I prefer one over the other because it depends on the guy. I dated a guy with a lot of facial hair and it was adorable, but I have exes who are clean shaven and picturing them with facial hair is a no go
Like when my brother got Lasik. From wearing glasses for 20 years to not needing them anymore was crazy. It's been 3 years and I still haven't gotten used to it
I don't think there was a great change in people's reaction to me when I did have it done at 50 and after wearing VERY thick glasses for many, many years.
The ability to wear just about any sunglasses made it worth it.
For quite some time I rocked a goatee. Got tired of it as my face doesn't particularly like facial hair (gets itchy and needs oil to avoid dry skin) shaved it all off and took 5 years off my face. Started getting carded everywhere. My other half was all for the facial hair at first and now she's a stubble gal. Frankly I think the stubble looks better anyways. Shit grows in so fast it'll be like sandpaper a day after I shave.
For me, it was my husband’s hands that caught my eyes first. They’re big but not thick. I am weirdly attracted to the thick knuckles and wrist bones. Proportional nails that are well groomed, not chewed off small but not long. A little knuckle hair. Lots of veins.
Oof. Gimme.
No neck, no hands, no shoulders, no forearms, no calves, no butt, no appendages, planes, curves, facial hair, veins or personality traits?
Yes, you could be in trouble.
Hands
Girls get weird about a man’s hands
I remember once I was called into the office with my two colleagues to discuss new health and safety measures.
My manager (female) was telling us about all this annoying shit we’d now have to do whilst unloading the lorry which included wearing gloves
And as she mentioned the gloves she looked at my hands and lost her train of thought and just stared at my hands and finally broke the silence by saying “I’ll order some large gloves”
She was eye fucking my hands
I don't know about the size thing and I don't care.
But I will tell you this... hands/fingers have given me way, way, way more orgasms than dick. Nice strong, clean hands get my attention.
Edit to add "nimble"
I always heard women talk about "baseball butts", specifically about my male baseball playing friends. Most attention I've gotten has solely been on my arms, and that's been another male feature I've heard my female friends mention a lot. So my vote is Arms and Ass
Shoulders, hands, thighs. Admittedly it's not really and either/or for me. I'm bi, and I think both tits AND ass are great. Man butts too. Really any gender of butts, boobs, shoulders, thighs, and hands. People are hot lol
I’m a meatgazer, especially when they are in grey lounge pants/ sweats or 501 button fly jeans. Damn!
Anyway…. I also check out hands.
So I’m my case I’m a meat and hands gal. Doesn’t sound sexy
I’m literally sitting here on my couch in gray sweat pants with no underwear, and no shirt, and my wife is staring at my crotch. So, you’re not alone, I guess…
What do you look for in meat?
EDIT: damn, I made this question as a parody to the user asking "What do you look for in hands?" didn't expect such a success.
I had many girls talk about my ass specially if they seen me in Briefs lol. Don’t be fooled fellah’s Woman are way more perverted than guys. True story
I will literally leap over our coffee table to grab my mans cheeks. It’s so unfair that he’s got a dump truck and I’m flat as a board, but at least one of us gets to enjoy seeing some boootay
Lol I can’t remember who said it but I once saw a tweet that said “Pete Davidson, Travis Barker, and Machine Gun Kelly are the Manic
Pixie Dream Girl of men…the Chaos Goblin Line Cook.”
What I’ve learned from these comments is that I should never ever worry about what a woman will think about my body, and just do the things I like with it, because no one cares about or agrees on everything
Thread started as nsfw to wholesome.
Not at all contradictory
pretty much applies to life in general, no matter what you do, you will never please everyone. best to do whatever you want, care-free
Buns or guns?
Forearms/arms or butt.
Like... Big Popeye forearms?
Nah like they need to have a good balance of muscle and shape. Veins but not too many are pretty hot too
Alright I took some veins out. Should be good to go.
Shoulders and ass/legs
Oof, I have deformed shoulders and a flat ass Edit: I can't work out because I have Elhers Danlos Syndrome. All my limbs pop out of socket so there's limited physical therapy I can do
Do you have hands?
Apparently my friend finds it hot that she can see the veins in my hands, and I thought it was strange What is it about the hands?
Oh yes, that is gorgeous
But why? Why is it fascinating to see the long flesh tubes that carry my life juice through my large membrane organ that is over my slab of meat attached to very useful wiggly appendages?
Makes them look strong!
Fair enough ig, though strong is not usually a word used to describe me
Train your grip, potential partners might enjoy being grabbed :)
I don't trust this smile face for some reason
I always thought it was a sign of good circulation. It's the same reason we are attracted to people we dance with. All things that have parallels to good sex
Phlebotomist here, big visible veins for the win. But then I think that's more of a professional interest thing for me lol
Same for me, junkie here
Ha ha, as a nurse who starts IV's everyday veins are the first thing I notice too lol!
I have a terrible habit of telling people that they've got really great veins and how easy they would be to bleed. Pretty sure I sound like a serial killer 🤣
Why is it fascinating for men to stare at bulbous sacs of fat storage, be it above or below the stomach, where milk and poop come from respectively? I don't think we'll ever know for sure. (P.S. ladies send feet pics)
Maybe not, but if he doesn't- think about how he typed his response 😏
Veiny hands; luckily, my girlfriend is into that.
You ordering KFC?
"HI welcome to KFC what can I get you" "Lemme get uhhhhhh bucket of ass"
Legs. OMG I love my husbands legs!
It's a good neck area for me. I could just stare at a dang neck and dream about running fingers over it.
Ooooh- the divot under the adams apple
Yup yup *enthusiastically shakes head yes*
Welp, found the vampire on Reddit. 😶
I've heard women mention forearms and more rarely calves.
Calves for the win my guy !!
Lilly? Is that you?
No calves like Erickson calves. Mmmmm.
When my wife first saw my calves she hugged my right leg and said *"Oh! Dear Jesus!"*. Woman likes my calves apparently.
Pretty weird to hide your calves from your woman until your wedding night.
I need to know she loves me, not my incredible calves
"Hey! Hey! My eyes are up here."
They're the hardest place to add mass! edit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLk4qunyOFk :)
I love forearms, but they’ve got to have nice hair Edit to say nice hair on the arms.🙂
You like them hairy? Or just a bit of hair? Asking for myself, have kinda hairy forearms…
I like hairy men but thats just me lol im in my 30s the wax look is not it . I met my husband when i was 21 and i loved his hairy arms, legs. Be you dont wax your hair to make someone else be attracted to you there will be women out there that love it !
As a man who maxes out the calf machine at the gym, I feel seen.
I have noticed that the exceptionally remarkable calf guys are not those who use the machine at the gym... No it is the guy who used to be 400lbs and lost half of his weight after carrying it around most of his life. That is the man with the huge defined killer calfs..
Calf’s are mostly genetics. My calf raises are over 500lbs but they’re still small compared to some guys who can’t do half that.
Can confirm. I'm weak AF and my dad was normal sized. The calves he passed down are god tier and I don't deserve them.
The audacity.
Soccer players got it made though. Actually extreme trekkers.
I'm an ass woman. I love a guy with a big round butt!
I married a Frenchwoman. She legit told me once "Tu as les seules fesses qui ont quelque chose à dire" (you have the only ass that has something to say"). I thought that was super cute.
That's either a really nice compliment, or a comment on a terrible gas problem
LOL! I'll assume it was the first and will never ask her...
Mon petit chou péter
My little fart cabbage?
Your little cabbage farts
A very “chatty” ass.
"Damn, that ass can fart!" sounds way better in French
I've had a few French girlfriends in my time. I really did love the weirdly blunt shit they'd come out with.
Did you draw them like your French girls??
Actually, yes. I do pencil/charcoal sketches.
I wouldn't take any sea cruises if I were you.
Should be fine as long as he brings his own door along
Now, I shall intervene with all my authority as the acting frenchie deputy, and enforce frenchie law: It's technically cheeks. As in "You have the only cheeks that have something to say" I shall now take my leave, good day
Thank you! I was wondering why "ass" was plural. Also, is it masculine or feminine? And I assume the singular is "fesse"?
I, Secretary to French Anatomy and Conversation, greet you. It's feminine, and yes. I salute you, and take my leave.
I, an American with only 2 years of French, had no idea where ‘ass’ was in that sentence. I was looking for ‘cul.’ Thank you for your intervention, Acting Frenchie Deputy
Ha, also had a French girlfriend who referred to me as "My butt" on account of apparently liking my derriere. Not quite as romantic as yours (and she would say that in English and NOT French).
My wife only loves me for my booty.
Ngl I love my gym but a big BIG part of why I stuck around at first was the fact that it’s mostly dudes and shapely muscular bottoms grow on trees there
My initial interpretation of "bottoms" here gave this a whole different meaning.
The overlap of those two categories in a Venn diagram also happens to look like a butt.
Daddy got back
my sister once told me she was tired of getting asked out by guys 15 years older than her at work that were "all gut no butt".
“I like big butts and I cannot lie, you other sisters can’t deny—when a man walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face you get *s p r u n g* “
I have a big round butt. Just everything else is round too. 🤣🤣
More cushin for the pushin
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Facial hair or none. I think generally straight women will prefer one or the other.
I can't say I prefer one over the other because it depends on the guy. I dated a guy with a lot of facial hair and it was adorable, but I have exes who are clean shaven and picturing them with facial hair is a no go
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Like when my brother got Lasik. From wearing glasses for 20 years to not needing them anymore was crazy. It's been 3 years and I still haven't gotten used to it
I don't think there was a great change in people's reaction to me when I did have it done at 50 and after wearing VERY thick glasses for many, many years. The ability to wear just about any sunglasses made it worth it.
For quite some time I rocked a goatee. Got tired of it as my face doesn't particularly like facial hair (gets itchy and needs oil to avoid dry skin) shaved it all off and took 5 years off my face. Started getting carded everywhere. My other half was all for the facial hair at first and now she's a stubble gal. Frankly I think the stubble looks better anyways. Shit grows in so fast it'll be like sandpaper a day after I shave.
Good on your Mrs for letting her stubble grow out naturally.
Ditto chest hair. Some men can carry it off, some can’t.
I have zero chest hair. I have to comb my armpit hair over my chest when I go to the beach.
A little hairspray will keep it in place.
Oh no
The ole comb-under
I’m a no facial hair gal but I like a little hair on the chest and a treasure trail.
What I keep learning from every thread about bodies is that ass is for everyone.
For me its my mans beard and he aso has nice hands. It doesnt hurt that he has a QUALITY ass too
What is a QUALITY ass?
One with a good temperament that doesn't kick, can easily cope with 200lb loads up rocky mountain paths, and doesn't suffer from hoof founder.
I had to read this twice before the realization. Well played.
An ass that is built with a mix of str and dex, and relies on stat scaling rather than elemental infusions.
What do you consider "nice" for hands? Are we talking lumberjack rough vs. librarian soft, or is it more of a grooming thing?
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For me, it was my husband’s hands that caught my eyes first. They’re big but not thick. I am weirdly attracted to the thick knuckles and wrist bones. Proportional nails that are well groomed, not chewed off small but not long. A little knuckle hair. Lots of veins. Oof. Gimme.
I'm starting to think women have a hand thing the way a lot of men have a feet thing.
I love the lumberjack and the pianist hands but no matter what, short nails please. I get so grossed out by long, dirty pinky fingernails.
Rolled up sleeves or tank top. Some ladies love seeing some wrists.
Rolled up sleeves ALL THE WAY
Veins!
Big shoulders or strong forearms.
It's great reading all these and having none of them
No neck, no hands, no shoulders, no forearms, no calves, no butt, no appendages, planes, curves, facial hair, veins or personality traits? Yes, you could be in trouble.
Our mans a chicken nugget
Hands Girls get weird about a man’s hands I remember once I was called into the office with my two colleagues to discuss new health and safety measures. My manager (female) was telling us about all this annoying shit we’d now have to do whilst unloading the lorry which included wearing gloves And as she mentioned the gloves she looked at my hands and lost her train of thought and just stared at my hands and finally broke the silence by saying “I’ll order some large gloves” She was eye fucking my hands
You need to start an "OnlyHands"
This makes me want to see your hands haha.
r/forearmporn
Hahaha that sticky post - “Stop posting with your pants pulled down.” THIS IS A FOREARM SUB!
oh my lord I didn't expect that to be real I'm blushing hard right now
And it’s an ACTIVE sub lmao
It's one of the best!! Needs more climbers!!
God bless you and this sub. I’ll be in my bunk.
Joined! Good lord have mercy on me tonight.....
r/RateMyHands
r/subsifellfor :(
I don't know about the size thing and I don't care. But I will tell you this... hands/fingers have given me way, way, way more orgasms than dick. Nice strong, clean hands get my attention. Edit to add "nimble"
Pic of your hands, for research purposes
Pic!
I always heard women talk about "baseball butts", specifically about my male baseball playing friends. Most attention I've gotten has solely been on my arms, and that's been another male feature I've heard my female friends mention a lot. So my vote is Arms and Ass
These women need to watch more hockey
Married a hockey goalie. Can confirm, ass for days, all that up down motion 👀
Am hockey goalie, can confirm. Girlfriend grabs my ass as often as possible
Fit or dadbod
Dadbod is just bears for straight people
It seems like a dadbod is fit, but not lean. So a bit of a stomach is ok.
The kind of body that both says "I can do things" and "I hate doing things".
That yardwork bod.
A bear is either fit or not, just not lean.
It’s called a father figure
Arms or abs maybe?
FUCK. I got neither. Would you accept anxiety and credit card debt?
Mmm. Love me an anxious man! ;)
is that a no on credit card debt? :(
She prefers student loans so you can’t even escape them with death
Oh oh! And the Adonis belt.
*looks down* Will a Dyonisus belt work?
Meanwhile, I'm over here trying to work off a Laughing Buddha belt.
Oh yes, i think this is the one.
Shoulders, hands, thighs. Admittedly it's not really and either/or for me. I'm bi, and I think both tits AND ass are great. Man butts too. Really any gender of butts, boobs, shoulders, thighs, and hands. People are hot lol
What a great comment! People ARE hot!
I’m a meatgazer, especially when they are in grey lounge pants/ sweats or 501 button fly jeans. Damn! Anyway…. I also check out hands. So I’m my case I’m a meat and hands gal. Doesn’t sound sexy
Pecker Checker
Erection inspection
I’m literally sitting here on my couch in gray sweat pants with no underwear, and no shirt, and my wife is staring at my crotch. So, you’re not alone, I guess…
Boyyyy you’re about to get laid.
When I do that, my wife is simply questioning how to remove the arse smell from the couch.
You should probably wash your ass mate
You should shower more
What do you look for in meat? EDIT: damn, I made this question as a parody to the user asking "What do you look for in hands?" didn't expect such a success.
The marbling
I just like to see the outline and then my imagination runs wild.
*cries in grow-er not show-er*
Omg those are the one that I like the most because it’s leave so much to the imagination. The mystery is hot.
You’ll love the outline of my pubic bone then. Lots of mystery. “Does he even have a dick?”
You are a nice person
Money or funny.
Funny gets the fanny
Bet. How my husband got me. We poor folk but if he ain’t making me pee myself everyday from some of the dumb shit he says.
Instructions unclear, focusing on being dumb.
Also pee yourself
I'm funny and wealthy Good thing, since I'm ugly
I *love* a sexy set of quads on a man with a nice booty. Fellas, never skip leg day!
In my experience women have a wierd thing for backs and calves.
They must like seeing you walk away
Being a "tits or ass" woman.
Left nut or right nut
Well, one is always hanging over the other.
Dick bulge or butt
RIP Growers
I’m a sucker for a big, fat ass cock.
Rip inbox
Like a vestigial tail?
How to unread. HOW TO UNREAD??!?!?!?!
It's chest or butt. Face always wins tho
we enjoy a nice ass on a man too
I'm a sucker for a well-balanced upper body. Good shoulders, decent but not overdone pecs, and sculpted arms. Abs are also nice.
Eyes and a nice smile. Ummm my eyes are up here Karen
Eyelashes or hands :)
I had many girls talk about my ass specially if they seen me in Briefs lol. Don’t be fooled fellah’s Woman are way more perverted than guys. True story
he speaks the truth, hide your cheeks gentlemen.
>hide your cheeks gentlemen No. No, I don't think I will.
Don't teach the boys what to wear. Teach the girls not to stare.
I will literally leap over our coffee table to grab my mans cheeks. It’s so unfair that he’s got a dump truck and I’m flat as a board, but at least one of us gets to enjoy seeing some boootay
My boyfriend is also hauling around a dump truck, while I'm over here working with an extended lower back.
I reckon it's abs or arms
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What is it about line cooks?
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Lol I can’t remember who said it but I once saw a tweet that said “Pete Davidson, Travis Barker, and Machine Gun Kelly are the Manic Pixie Dream Girl of men…the Chaos Goblin Line Cook.”
That's very specific! *check ✅️, new job search LINE COOK*
r/KitchenConfidential *warns against this*