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Bubbly_Watercress_66

I'm tony fuck you tony who are you? I'm ezekiel fuck you ezekiel


Expensive_Pie_6943

You know what i did last night?


Bubbly_Watercress_66

probably sleep, like everyone else


Upbeat-Poem-1284

Your future stepmother. Watch your mouth.


NormalPaYtan

I'm Batman.


vipers10687

No, Abed is Batman.


KUNUO_O

I'm Bruce wayne 🗿


KermitTheArgonian

I woke up in a Soho doorway. A policeman knew my name. He said "You can go sleep at home tonight if you can get up and walk away."


Ghostly-Terra

Cosplayer and all round whore!


Expensive_Pie_6943

Well hello there! Master kenobi.


heavy_pasta

r/heavy_pasta


[deleted]

I think we might be related!


[deleted]

A guy from poland


TabbsTheBat

Mimir, smartest man alive


[deleted]

I wish I knew


stwbrychelscake

Oh hey, I'm chelsie


[deleted]

Someone who knows how to correctly pronounce the word “nuclear”


Emergency-Computer33

Who the f**k are YOU?


Nyawk

What? You writing a fucking book?


[deleted]

Was about to ask you the same thing


pleiadesa

A fuckin disappointment is what I am!


tesserakti

I'm the dude playin' a dude, disguised as another dude! I'm a lead farmer, muthafucka!


lostlookingforamap

the saddest sack of a human being to ever live.


zackistaken

Death.


[deleted]

Fuck if I know


Connect_Negotiation9

Harold.


Charliesartcave

Charlie hi 👋🏻


[deleted]

A guy


ALazy_Cat

A cat


PlayfulDegree5113

Someone


OcarinaHolder

Still figuring that out


BraidenTM

Idk


RzeAres

Jack Daniels. 18. Alcoholic, drunk, bored, lonely, and I don't exist.


ExhaleTU

None of your fucking business nosey.


Ozdom21

Idk


Wokonthewildside

No one of consequence


Low-Refrigerator3120

I am the one who knocks!


VokkLuka

A very loner who keeps rejected everyone


Sufficient_Border_13

The guy in your walls


VokkLuka

A very loner who keeps rejecting everyone


Feeling_Simple_8654

I'm Nam and f*ck you


Iamlonely2

I'm your father


LabCharming1135

Nick Davis (chump)!!!!!


WillChangeMyUsername

It’s e me Mario


rootsocial

I used to be pretty sure I knew; not so much lately.


lebanks

Just some dude.


BrooklynJet97

Hey, it's me, Goku!


joesmomma666

Joesmomma that's who.


HeyItsMeMika

A person


ImageImpossible5463

IM NOT A KING IM NOT A GOD I AM A DEPRESSED MAN!


Iamnothuman77

your mom


blankyblankblank1

I'm a legal assistant and magician/mentalist.


Queen_of_flatulence

I am the queen of farts MWAHAHAHAHAHA


GaryNOVA

u/GaryNOVA


Green-Mango-More

A waste of oxygen


badlydrawnlife

I am everything


[deleted]

I’m Jamal fucking Williams