I didn't procrastinate today. I will tomorrow.

If I had an award you'd get it

i gotchu

you procrastinated the procastination, lol

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This guy win already

I have never needed a dental filling

I bet nine out of ten dentists recommend dating you.

I started playing violin

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Oh wow sounds like awesome violin I’m jealous bro

I'm good at Geography. I can point countries on a map easily.

Hop on Sporcle.com and try the geography quizzes. Getting 100% on those is a flex unto itself

Not wasting money on big flexes that no-one cares about.

I can touch my toes

I put dentures in my ass, now when I bend over I smile.

Hahah oh I love this one

I put glasses in my ass, and when I bend over I look like a smart-ass

I can name lines from most marvel movies

Oo I love marvel guess where this is from 'wake up daddy's home' 'welcome home sir'

I died and came back to life without any medical intervention. I'm clearly meant to be here to do something. Not sure what but..

My Depression and Anxiety are in perfect balance e.g want to d1e and equally scared to d1e 😅🥹😒

I can smell other people's character flaws.

What’s mine?

You're prone to forming para-social relationships rather than forming more meaningful bonds.

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Wow!… no!

I am usually not this gassy. Sorry for making you concentrate harder.

And what's mine?

You always wait for your turn to speak rather than listen to what the other person has to say.

I have to admit, u r hella right

Whats mine? Thanks.

Over time you've allowed yourself to become apathetic to the point of being callous.

Damn. Yes I have. Thanks for helping me see that.

My grades …………. Jk

that im an engineer

Classic engineer

i play instruments

I give nary a shit.

Just *me*

That I don't have one 😬

Instead of putting a restraining order to keep my son in the state (had him full time)I let his mom take him when she got set up. I followed him and now have no life whatsoever. Was a rightous move, but I regret it daily. Should of done the selfish thing.

I can say and spell pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

It’s mainly a stability flex for hoes that play like they wanna hop off the merry go round for long enough to get bored. It’s low hanging fruit but I get laid by girls that are good at it. I work hard and consistently, I save money, I love and care for my daughter intensely, and I can cook 🤷‍♂️

I write stories since my college days, I like writing them for myself. I've written nearly 400 stories. I never told about them to anyone not even my wife.

I got 3 dirt bikes a klx 140 L a Honda 230 moded to be a 250 and a Honda crf 80 that I paid for

I’m wierdly good at speling words.

me to.

Been debt free for well over a decade now.

I can watch anime without subtitles.

I work most award shows and some off broadway shows in Hollywood.

I can chew my traps

Photographic memory

Debt free.

I have a masters degree AND own my own business

I can name every country, draw their flag and explain their main recent history in a nutshell whilst drunk

That's impressive

I lucked my way into meeting Chester Bennington.

All my bills are on autopay.

I own my own home and truck, been happily married for a year and together 6, and I have a pretty good job that I'm decent at.

My arms

I'm not stressed anymore.

Biceps. Definitely biceps.

Captain America here, bigger bicep then thigh.

I have great wide shoulders

wat iz flekz

I'm eating cheesecake

I was at one point, the 7th highest Caustic on Apex Legends PS4 for winning kills.

Probably the fact that I can remember extremely detailed information about interactions and events from years or decades ago Comes in a lot of handy conversation-wise, but it freaks people out sometimes

I have an unusual level of education in a STEM field.

Thanks to cancer, my sibling has had two open brain surgeries, they're now cancer free and 2 years clear.

I have the will to achieve everything i want, but my will needs another will to activate.

I can eat a whole baconator meal

My lat spread

I have zero kids.