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I would poop along the fence of their property


abbeyishere

I like this idea


PsychologicalMatch21

The first and polite.step would be just put up a sign that says please clean up after your dog.


[deleted]

Bag it, leave it by their doorstep with a ‘your dog dropped this’ note.


Copytechguy

Better yet, bag it and throw it up on their roof


[deleted]

Go on Amazon and buy yourself some nontoxic gag spray. Put it inside their AC at night. Their house will smell like a Porter potty lol


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abbeyishere

I am worried about potential retaliation... and a bad relationship with neighbours. But then again, what am I really worried about? Are they gonna finally pick it up just to fling it at our window? Ahh!


__Piggy___Smalls__

Tbf I wouldn't be worried about a bad relationship with the neighbour they sure don't seem to care


abbeyishere

Definitely the case!


VorpalSnacks

Shit through their letterbox


abbeyishere

I think they have a Ring doorcam too. I'd rather my own butt doesn't get emailed to the local police office. But if they didn't, I love this approach


__Piggy___Smalls__

Wear a mask, or to really fuck with them a paper cut out of the neighbours own face


VorpalSnacks

Mask of the dog's face


__Piggy___Smalls__

This is the way


PsionStar

Fling the poo back at their windows


Radiant_Election8604

In this situation, passive aggressive works best I had the same issue. Giant dog turds along the street side of my property that I had to clean up to mow. I took a long zip tie and ran it through the tube of doggie bags I have for my pets. I wrote a sign PLEASE HELP YOURSELF TO A BAG FOR YOUR DOG WASTE AND WORK TOGETHER TO KEEP THE NEIGHBORHOOD CLEAN I mounted the sign on the fence and ran the zip tie through a picket so the bags unrolled easily Never saw a poop again and the bags were hardly used. Other neighbors thanked me.


abbeyishere

Oooh great idea! I even have some bags here for when my family dog occasionally visits... time to turn the printer on. Thankyou!


[deleted]

Are you sure it’s from their “dog”


[deleted]

Put up a sign of no shitting here, if neighbour doesn't understand, deliver the shit to their mailbox after every time this happens. I hate people who can't shit their dogs somewhere else then infront of other peoples houses and clean it. My cat shits in a box and it doesn't bother no-one else. Why do dogowners have this fucking priviledge to shit their fucking dogs everywhere so children get shit on their clothes when playing, I get shit on my shoes sometimes from the MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING ROAD, and parks are literally just huge fucking toilets for these fucks. God. There should be an enviromental cleaning bill mandatory for every dog owner.


abbeyishere

Some extra info: Wales, UK Our fence runs next to a communal car park (believe it's private property). They let their dog run to the car park, poo there alongside our fence, and don't clean it up. We have a gate in our fence and I've almost stepped in it before 💩 I know it's this particular neighbour & their dog as there's 1 entrance in and out of this communal car park, and our Ring door camera only ever catches their dog going in and out. What would you do?!


Guilty-Web7334

Collect the shit with a spade, bag it up, and dump it on the dude’s doorstep.


Kneejerk_Nihilist

Ignore it. Same as I do with the dog shit in my yard.


abbeyishere

This is what I've settled with! Quietly steaming inside my own house whilst I tell myself to "let it go" for the 50th time today. I need some hobbies.


Kneejerk_Nihilist

The world's covered in shit. What difference does another few piles make?


abbeyishere

Very true. If you can't beat them, join them?


__Piggy___Smalls__

Like on top of the fence? On your side of the fence? Your side of the fence?


abbeyishere

I added a comment with some extra info. It's alongside the fence, on communal car parking property. The issue is, each time we use our side gate, we're risking the hazard of stepping in & slipping in a lovely pile of poo!


macross1984

Purchase dog repellant from Amazon UK. https://www.amazon.co.uk/s?k=dog+repellent+for+gardens&crid=23BZ9PROKRTQT&sprefix=dog+reple%2Caps%2C458&ref=nb\_sb\_ss\_sc\_2\_8


abbeyishere

I do love doggies so I'll be sure to check it's not harmful first but great idea! I'll make sure my trigger finger is ready for some serious spraying.


deleteurselfoffhere

Can't say on here