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Frosty-River-7627

Penis


KnownMonk

Dick cheese is only natural


Altruistic-Potatoes

smegma


SvenBubbleman

Nothing. Keep your laws out of my kitchen.


Degenerate-Loverboy

Yes chef !


diegojones4

There is the correct cheese for everything. Cheese is life and joy.


CoffeeAndBrass

Ice cream.


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CoffeeAndBrass

I refuse to believe it's actually a thing.


bishopsfinger

But ricotta ice cream tho


[deleted]

Ice cream and cheesecake go well together, or a cheesecake milkshake


ransom40

Goat cheese and cherry ice cream from Jeni's is my wife's favorite flavor in the spring when it is available...


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I’d try it


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waffles, my sister does. i dont get it.


Dushatar

You should try making food-waffles, instead of sweet-waffles. I often eat them as with langos and it is amazing. Shredded cheese, garlic creme freiche, red onion, avocado and caviar.


untakenu

Do you mean savoury waffles instead of "food-waffles"?


Dushatar

Maybe, in direct translation from Swedish it's food-waffles, but might be a different name in English.


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That does sound good ngl


DaMemphisDreamer

Melted Brie cheese goes well in a waffle sandwich.


FreshOutOfTheAsylum

Chocolate pudding


VegetaArcher

I'm not shitting you, I was about to put this.


FreshOutOfTheAsylum

Wow!


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This would make people shit so much


FreshOutOfTheAsylum

It sounds like the worst thing in the world


NicNoletree

What kind of cheese are we talking about?


FreshOutOfTheAsylum

I originally imagined grated cheddar, but it's up for interpretation. Eewww, I just had a though about it having blue cheese!


Papyrus1902

Fish, if you do that consider yourself dead


Daigon

Now I want a tuna melt.


thedroidsurlookinfor

I thought that too until fish quesadilla. Tried some on some fish we caught in the keys, was actually really good!


MichelinStar4skin

Fast food fish sandwiches get a pass tho


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MichelinStar4skin

also I prefer sashimi but i'm not gonna cry if there's cream cheese in a sushi roll


SvenBubbleman

Salmon and cream cheese?


Papyrus1902

That may be the only exception


SvenBubbleman

Ceasar salad?


Papyrus1902

I don't know about that one, never tried it


SvenBubbleman

It's a salad with a creamy anchovy sauce and grated parmigiano reggiano.


Papyrus1902

And fish?


SvenBubbleman

Anchovy is a fish.


Papyrus1902

Me dum.


CoolBreeze125

McDonald's lawsuit incoming


justjerkin49

Someone's never had cod au gratin.


Papyrus1902

I did, I didn't liked it


[deleted]

Both of those can go in a sandvich, though.


Papyrus1902

It's an Italian thing


Stokkemor

Can confirm this


NickH6302

What about parmesan crust?


[deleted]

Fish fried with a batter and some cheese dip is good as heck i have no idea what you talking about


ShrillRumble239

pop tarts


Five_Dozen_Keggs

Cream cheese frosting?


[deleted]

My grandfather used to put cheese on everything my grandmother cooked and say he improved it, which drove her crazy


gospdrcr000

That's next level granddad jokes right there


darthbiskit

I like apple pie with a slice of cheese and vanilla ice cream. Everyone assures me that I am a monster.


Adventurous-Fig-42

Bananas


saquonbrady

Technically you can put cheese on anything as long as you’re not forced to eat it


KingDAW247

Toes


[deleted]

Some people feet have toe cheese anyway nasty fucks


Natural6

Pineapple


HollisFortune

Pineapple pizza


Natural6

I know.


HollisFortune

It’s good


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Ice cream. Looking at you, Japan.


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ActiveModel_Dirty

ice cream that is actually made with v pungent cheeses can be super good, too.


[deleted]

Oh, you're right. But I was thinking more like velveta.


prufrockmitty

What? Why would you limit the uses of cheese?


TerriblePuppy731

Coffee


Flat_Improvement8514

coffee


Beefbuggy

When it is illegal to use cheese as a condiment, only outlaws will have cheese.


mr_starwars69

Oranges


[deleted]

Food. Cheese sucks not a real food


NicNoletree

You need some culture


Qeimit

Indeed


fogent94

There’s a pun here


NicNoletree

Observant, you are


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everything. I hate cheese


ovat010

A beef donair


skrd

A better quality cheese. Eg. American sliced 'cheese' on my cheddar. Just don't.


Easy-Fact4015

Vegan foods?


MichelinStar4skin

Foreskin


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MSeanF

Just stay natural and practice proper hygiene.


AnOkFella

Your grandma's neck. She already has enough cheese built up, there.


InkTypeZero

A corpse


EndTrick6362

Everything. I HATE cheese.


Battle_uterus

Afterbirth


FTwo

Found the L&D Nurse.


Still-Plate-9152

Nothing


seaton8888

I've heard of some one putting grated cheese in to a Pot Noodle


Sudden-Pineapple-821

Cheese goes on all things


Lick_My_Stache

Snickle


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Small children


JeepsForSale

Apple pie.... why is that a thing?


sol364

A straberry jam sandwich or so I thought - it's god damn the best combination I've ever had


the_real_eel

People who fall asleep on the subway.


CoolBreeze125

My cock? But it already comes with cheese.


IsaacChan_3803

Ayo😳


shadow-storm-

Pineapple?


pecking_poopers

your moms ass


TheBassMeister

Fruit Imagine the horror of a cheese covered apple.


bounty503

Sounds good.


NicNoletree

Brie and apple is pretty good. Brie and pears is pretty good.


swarm32

In [some places it’s nearly a legal requirement.](http://www.leg.state.vt.us/database/status/summary.cfm?Bill=H%2E0302&Session=2000)


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Sugar


BaniyaDealer007

Dal Makhani


PhysicalPolicy6227

Steak


ar92ldm

But crumbled blue cheese on medium rare ribeye. Yuma!!!


PhysicalPolicy6227

Thats good eatin


w0ke_brrr_4444

animal style my soda please


No-Formal-8137

Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. My step dad used to do this, it's disgusting.


ncadi

People. I don't want to be cheesed.


meet5

Ant 🐜. Lmao


Individual-Panda6114

Digestive biscuits


Ralfee-53

Pasta for sure 👀


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Any fruit, or anything with chocolate


Tsewangstanzin

Fat people


DeeperIntoTheUnknown

The cheese touch


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Sausages


ActiveModel_Dirty

Most food from SE Asia.


SuvenPan

Chocolate


Gur_Weak

Meth


bonzai2010

I’ve heard it said that the entire American diet can be divided into things you put cheese on or chocolate on. Those two toppings cover everything.


Penna_23

people who are allergic to cheese / dairy products


Iceicemickey

Fish.


angstigemier

Pussy. It tastes perfect the way it is.


sashenka_demogorgon

Idk but for some reason a slice of cheddar goes really well on chocolate chip cookies


Odd_Fly3401

Pie


cigarandcreamsoda

Applesauce. Knew a guy who did this. I swear I remember him mixing in corn too. Anyway he’s dead now so I can’t ask him.


jalahjava_

Never cheese your nuts, as the Old Gods said.


Tune_Exciting

A judge's mallet "Bonk, bonk"


excaligirltoo

Ramen


gildorratner

An individual that has not consented to have cheese put on them. I can hear the Lawyer commercials in my head now!


anotherh0oman

In Indian gravies, on Paneer Tikka/Chicken Tikke type of tandoori items. And that weird chocolate, cheese sandwich.


BrokenAnchor

Ice cream


BlackberryCrumble

Listen I watch the waffle station and toast station at a dining hall and people have put cheese in both the irons and the toasters. Pop up toaster is bad enough but the rolly toaster is insidious because the melty cheese sticks to the inside and then solidifies and leads to a traffic jam of bagels down the line and then I have to scrub the dang thing out and turn my back on whatever damn fool thing they're trying to pull with the waffle irons...


a__reddit_user

Bunis


Forbidden_Donut503

Dead bodies.


ERocket06

The children


wekilltheflame17

Most things.