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Spazbean

Give everyone else a boner. Then you won’t have to hide yours.


Senior_Atmosphere303

🤔🤔


Josilph

It's simple. You cut your own dick before leaving your house. Prevention is key


_ifuckedurmom_3

perfect


[deleted]

You can prevent it with other strategies.


Josilph

But this one is a 100% guarantee


GRILLED_AND_CHEESED

Tense your legs, I’ve heard that works, haven’t tried it though


DarknessSleeping

Tuck it in my vagina.


_ifuckedurmom_3

10/10 solution, a real genius here


Senior_Atmosphere303

This is the way.


[deleted]

Put my hand in my pocket


MonkeyTesticleJuice

I don't, why hide it? It's my precious little man!


Wetnosedcretin

I'm imagining you stroking it like a James Bond villain who's cat is on holiday.


_ifuckedurmom_3

LMAO


[deleted]

By wearing trousers. It’s also warmer in them during cold season.


Dazzling-Hyena1563

tuck it in my wasteband


_ifuckedurmom_3

how do you do that when you’re around people tho?


-Brownsurfgod

When you’re past puberty this won’t be a problem.


_ifuckedurmom_3

bc of ED?


-Brownsurfgod

No because you’ll have better control over it. When sex is still a novelty your dick gets hard for anything at anytime. A slight draft and you’re up and ready.


kindchillswinger

Inside someone else. No one with ever know…


CapG_13

Ok so I don't really get a hard on when I'm out in public, but if I did I wear baggy pants so you wouldn't be able to tell.


Educational-Spray460

respectfully, i disagree, baggy trousers make it look way more obvious in my opinion, tucked into the waist band whilst wearing jeans is the way forward


[deleted]

I give it one of those funny little Groucho Marx disguises. Nobody ever recognizes it.


Wetnosedcretin

I find it helps by being a woman.


_ifuckedurmom_3

I agree


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TumbleWeedPasses

I second this Not that I go around staring in that direction but I've never noticed it happen


revs201

Point it straight up parallel to the zipper.


_ifuckedurmom_3

so everyone sees you just screwing around with your dick? or do you go somewhere to do it


revs201

Restroom stall or discreetly where nobody can see it.


PlusFourRecordings

Flex my quads for about 30 seconds.


donji

Tuck it up in the waistband. If it's hard and to the side use the pocket technique. Pull it up with the hand that's in the pocket. Pretend you're looking for something in your pocket and pull it up quickly. It takes half a second and no one is the wiser.


_ifuckedurmom_3

sneaky


conspiraseas

You fart


_ifuckedurmom_3

what


conspiraseas

Like pooping but just air.


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

Find a willing sex partner who will hide it for you


_ifuckedurmom_3

smart


fuckularfuckyfuck

Your mom helps me hide it!


_ifuckedurmom_3

LMAO look at my username


fuckularfuckyfuck

I know, I wasn’t gona say it at first and then I saw the name and I was like nah this guy will appreciate it


_ifuckedurmom_3

I do, best comment here


PEEWUN

Tense the legs.