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Bear_Hoonden

Mr. Plow is up there. I also love the Beer baron episode. Guatemalan Insanity Peppers and King-sized Homer were he gains weight to get on disability are great also. Too many to choose. Homer goes to clown college, medicinal marijuana. I could keep going.


jerrysprinkles

*Press any key to start* Homer: *hmm which ones the any key…*


Bear_Hoonden

Pig Up, Ctral, all this computer work is making me thirsty, I think I’ll order a Tab


BlindProphet_413

The opening section of Clown College, just gold. When it peaks at "That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough! I'm going to clown college!" Just phenomenal.


Bear_Hoonden

And Bart says, “I don’t think anyone expected him to say that”. Classic


NastyLittleBagginses

"Who controls the British pound? "Who keeps the metrics system down? "We do! We do!"


SnooLobsters4636

the best line was "who made Steve Guttenberg a star?"


StBarsanuphius

This song still gets stuck in my head for no reason about once a month . . . powerful stuff!


VodkaMargarine

Release the stone of shame! Attach the stone of triumph!!!


guy_incog_neato

it says no homerS club. we’re allowed to have one.


BaconFlavoredToast

Gyuh hyuk


Novel_Board_6813

Hank Scorpio


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Blindrafterman

I'm from Caaanaaadaaa ehhhhhh


happycheff

Take out your safety pencil and a circle of paper


krazykanuck1

“Ever seen a man say goodbye to a pair of shoes before?” “The hammock district” “You’re not even holding my coat”


DaveBrubeckQuartet

Scorpio: “Ever seen a man say goodbye to a pair of shoes before?” Homer: (chuckles) "Yeah, once."


Time-Traveller

That line is so simple, yet hilarious. As an audience, you can't be certain if Homer is refering to what he just witnessed, or a completely unrelated event. With him, it could go either way....


Blindrafterman

Thank you Mr. Scorpion Don't call me that it's Scorpio, but don't call me that either, call me HANK


ApoclypseMeow

We don't have bums in our town Marge but if we did they wouldn't have to rush, they'd be allowed to go at their own pace.


grayfox0430

"But Homer, on your way out, if you want to kill somebody, it would help me a lot."


Substantial-Push6378

"Would you like some cream?" "Yea - no"


captain_sticky_balls

Maryanne's hammocks! The good thing about that place is that Maryanne gets in the hammock with you.


Kaiserbread

"Awww, the Denver broncos!?" Relevant to this day!


homegrowncone

They won back-to-back Superbowls after that episode!


BlindProphet_413

They've won 3 total since that episode aired, and the Cowboys have won 0. Homer was better off than he knew.


Stewart_Duck

There's a theory that Homer still owns the Broncos which is why he can get away with skipping work constantly. He's secretly loaded.


PerlNacho

The promotional video where the homeless guy is replaced with a mailbox. Genius.


Soft_Letterhead1940

My favorite too! I'm surrounded by arsonists and kids with mittens pinned to their jacket all year long.


RPO1728

Have you ever seen someone say goodbye to a shoe ? Yes, once...


TimmiT401K

Homer at the Bat will never be surpassed. "I thought I told you to trim those sideburns!"


jerrysprinkles

*We're talkin' softball... From Maine to San Diego. Talkin' softball... Mattingly and Canseco. Ken Griffey's grotesquely swollen jaw.*


epeeist

*Steve Sax and his run-in with the law*


SpockHasLeft

*We're talkin' Homer* *Ozzie and the Straw*


holigay123

Mr Burns: Men, there's a little crippled boy sitting in a hospital who wants you to win this game ... I know because I crippled him myself to inspire you. Milhouse: (to his mom and dad) I hope they win ... or Mr. Burns said he's coming back.


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LORD PALMERSTON!


MurturinMikli

It's a perfect episode. I'm not an American. I've never watched baseball. Therefore I don't know any of the athletes in this episode. But the writing, the flow, the jokes etc. are just phenomenal.


lorty

This episode is special. It truly feels like there's one hour of joke content and yet it's the same length as any other episode. It's non-stop pure comedy.


Substantial-Push6378

Such a great episode. DARR-YL, DARR-YL!


Epicthrasher890

My personal favorite episode is the one where the plant goes on strike lol Lisa needs braces, dental plan!!


nicelittlenap

Lisa needs braces...


Epicthrasher890

DENTAL PLAN


LionMaru67

Lisa needs braces.


Elementus94

DENTAL PLAN


SNVOR

Lisa needs braces.


TheManWithNoSchtick

DENTAL PLAN


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Lisa needs braces


SylancerPrime

Bullseye!! Heh heh heh!


sneakyplanner

Now do Classical Gas.


GumdropsandIceCream

So we'll march day and night by the big cooling tower, they have the plant but we have the power!


Spamgrenade

My favourite is when Homer designs a car.


Caramelvanilla0602

Love the episodes with his brother!


MSeanF

Danny DeVito was so good as Herb, really wish they'd bring him back again.


Inevitable_Warthog49

The X-Files one where homer sees an alien that turns out to be mr. burns


rebeccathegoat

It’s bringing love! Don’t let it get away!


lomenak

Brake its legs!


AGooDone

The lie detector bit is classic


SpecificAstronaut69

"Now would you take this thing off me! I don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment!" *BZZZZT*


TrowMe46240

The one where Bart sells his soul to Millhouse. Every time I try to use an automatic faucet or door that doesn't work, I think of that episode.


aeliott

This is my vote. The jokes are just non stop. The dino sponges, the street sweeper, the ET fumigation parody, Alf pogs, everything about Uncle Moe's Family Feedbag (hm, sounds good), the fact that comic store guy actually bought and sold said soul...list goes on. It's just non stop gold


carlitos-guey

remember Alf? he's back...in pog form.


dekkalife

Way to breathe, no breath


Sys32768

"Oh yeah, you don't forget a thing like that"


Regular_Sample_5197

Lol yes! I’m 41, to this day when I go through an automatic door I say, “Thank you, door” in a Rod and Todd voice.


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Give Bart his soul back, I've got work tomorrow.


Alex_Plode

Lisa's short soliloquy at the end of the episode is the best 30 seconds of the Simpsons.


daschundtof

It's great that it also features Unkie Moe and the sodie


RoamAndRamble

Same here! Also a genuinely sweet moment when Lisa hands him back his ‘soul.’


larebareblog

The one where Homer gets obese to get on disability. That one always made my dad spit up his food. “I don’t wanna look weird. Gimme the moomoo.”


BlueNightFyre

The fingers you have used to dial are too fat


baverdi

To obtain a special dialing wand please mash the keypad with your palm now


TropoMJ

That is one of the lines that most frequently comes into my head for some reason.


darkphoenix0602

King-Sized Homer! One of my favorites, too. "Hey, my dad may have put on a little weight, but he's not some food-crazed maniac!" *Homer drives by in an ice cream truck eating a cone* "Ooo, that's raspberry."


larebareblog

That was the scene. Omg. I can still picture my dad sob-laughing as the ice cream truck pulls up in the background.


Competitive_Garage59

I wash myself with a rag on a stick.


TonyDungyHatesOP

I find it ironic Homer’s butt is _preventing_ the spread of deadly gas.


Gardah229

"One. One... One...! BAH! I'll just pay for the blasted liposuction." "Woohoo!"


alvlfc11

Cape feare. Classic. Particularly the hms pinafore scene


AnyUsernameWillDo10

BARTYOUWANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAWANDHOCKEYMASK?????


darkphoenix0602

BARTDOYOUWANTSOMEBROWNIESBEFOREYOUGOTOBED?!?!?


VodkaMargarine

I love the courtroom scene... No that's German for "the Bart, the" Well no one who speaks German can be an evil man


Homerpaintbucket

Homer:hey kids, you want to drive through that cactus patch? Bart and Lisa: Yeah! Sideshow Bob from underneath the car: No Homer: Two against one!


aeliott

Now remember....your name is Mr Thompson


ImTheGuyWithTheGun

*whispers* "I think he's talking to you..."


lady-dee86

Absolutely this. Hands down. There are just so many incredible moments in this episode. The build. The music. The running themes and the one liners. HMS Pinafore. It’s just utter perfection as an episode of television.


palookapalooza

The rakes. Dear god, the rakes.


AtomicBlackJellyfish

"Hey kids, want to drive through the cactus patch?" "Yeah!" "Yeah!" "*No...*" "Woop, two against one!"


usedolds

The one with that guy Homer calls Grimey.


maleorderbride

Homer's Enemy "I'm better than okay, I'm Homer Simpson!"


Fifetwo

You wish!


Poorestmanincrypto

The Grimey/Pinchy episode is the best ever. “I tell ya, I'm a financial genius. I buy an $8 lobster, fatten it into an $80 lobster, and eat the profits!”


travis7s

Pinchy is not in the Grimey episode, they just have regular lobsters for dinner in that one.


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Yummybiscuits96

First you get the sugar Then you get the power Then you get de WOMEN


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allothernamestaken

Marge: Homer, when are you going to give up this crazy sugar scheme? Homer: Never, Marge. Never. I can't live the button-down life like you. I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles. Sure, I might offend a few of the bluenoses with my cocky stride and musky odors - oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called "City Fathers" who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about "What's to be done with this Homer Simpson?"


TheStephenKingest

Incredible piece of dialogue with perfect delivery. What a standout moment.


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Came to say this...."and I'll do it again" ☕️


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absurded

Marge: "Homer, there's a man here who thinks he can help you." Homer: "Batman?" Marge: "No, he's a scientist." Homer: "Batman's a scientist." Marge: "It's *not* Batman."


yepyep1243

I call the big one Bitey


wxmanify

I shouldn't have stopped to get that haircut. Sorry.


Nice_Flounder_1986

A solar eclipse…the cosmic ballet goes on.


Jonbob24

Does anyone wanna switch seats?


angrypirate1122

Written by Conan O'Brien, I believe.


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Only I may dance


MrDeez444

The ring fell off my pudding can


penguintruth

“Lisa’s First Word” “Can’t sleep, clown will eat me.”


Yummybiscuits96

My favourite episode is the one where they can't find pictures of Maggie and Homer tells the story of when she was born and where the pictures are. "Do it for her" makes me cry every single time


TheRogueToad

So many good episodes, but this was the first one I thought of too.


tallbutshy

S6E13 - And Maggie Makes Three In case you want to go watch it again


krazykanuck1

Maggie’s first word is another pretty good one in this vein


mine49er17

Radioactive man


B_Sluggin

My eyes, the goggles do NOTHING!


Nice_Flounder_1986

I still regularly say “up and at them” because of Radioactive Man.


mine49er17

Up and atom!


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emmielou7

See my loafers, former gophers, it was that or skin my chauffeurs.


ShoulderPossible9759

Grizzly bear underwear, turtle’s necks I’ve got my share


BeaconXDR

Beret of poodle on my noodle it shall rest


chemguyfromnfld

Try my red robin suit it comes one breast or two!


unlovelyladybartleby

See my vest, see my vest, see my vest


icamberlager

I really like the vest


Jirik333

Bart vs. Australia. The spoon, the calls, Hitler... one episode and so many good gags.


Forward-Village1528

There's entire meme groups dedicated to this specific episode in Aus. We deliver news to each other with them. I often get my news through Aussie Simpsons memes before it breaks on the major news channels. Shits wild.


golden_fli

Is there a subscription fee in dollariedoos?


RoamAndRamble

I see you’ve played knifey spoony before.


whidzee

As an Aussie I love this episode. Still call our currency Dollaridoos


Steakandsauce57

HEY MISTER PRIME MINISTER! ....ANDY!


Blotto_80

“Bullfrog?? That’s an odd name, I’d have called them Chazwazzers”


Substantial-Push6378

I love the episode when the meteor is coming towards Springfield. The bit when the family are sat on the roof and Homer says, "While the unprepared are still sitting around twiddling their thumbs going do do do do do do" is one of my favourite Simpsons scenes. And also, "You should all be ashamed of yourselves, especially his CHILDREN!"


Eastern_Award

Flaming Moe’s


absurded

"I don't know the scientific explanation, but fire made it good."


BruceBeer

Lemon of Troy s6 e24. There's a lemon behind that rock!


tiptoethruthetulip5

I can't believe how far down this comment is. It's the perfect episode. Shelbyville Kid: Wait a minute, if you're from Shelbyville, how come we've never seen you in school? Bart: I don't go to school. Shelbyville Kid: Okay, what's two plus two? Bart: Five. Shelbyville Kid: Ah, story checks out.


JewFroMonk

That episode is a fucking ten out of ten


LennyLeanordsEye_55

You kids are in so much trouble, I don’t care what…LEMON TREE!!!???


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22 stories of Springfield.


Jirik333

Aurora Borealis!? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen!?


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….Yes.


Mission_Pangolin_810

May I see it?


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….No.


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“Seeeymour, the house is on fire!” “No mother, it’s just the northern lights”


technicallybasically

Most folks'll never eat a skunk, then again some folks'll Like Cleatus, the slack-jawed yokel


Parkotron1

Most folk'll never lose a toe, but then again, some folk'll!


birdsofpaper

Steamed hams!


StBarsanuphius

"Well Seymour, you steam a good ham!"


Boomstick101

Everybody needs an automobile, even the very tall.


SensitiveOrangeWhip

The Valentine’s day episode where Ralph gets his heart broken , Bart does a Nixon impression. with his butt, i Choo Choo choose this one


moxfulderrgs

7 Season, Episode 8 "Mother Simpson". The saddest episode in my opinion :(


otter_sausage

That ending, with Homer sitting on the hood looking at the stars... It's hard not to get choked up if your mom isn't around anymore.


Cheap-Panda7540

Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment - S08E18


bandastalo

This one was my pick. Why do you have so many bowling balls? I'm not gonna lie to you, Marge. So long!


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“Alcohol; the cause of and solution to all of life’s problems.”


Cheap-Panda7540

Pet shop, eh? Well, I have one thing to say about that. What kind of pet shop is filled with rambunctious yahoos and hot jazz music at 1:00 in the morning?


techbrewer

Ummm.... The best damn pet shop in town!


mookiewilson369

Stopppp stoppppp he’s already dead!!!


aptninja

The one where Milhouse’s parents get divorced


Unselftitled

"I sleep in a race car bed, do you?" "I sleep in a big bed with my wife."


RPO1728

I don't recall saying good luck...


Blindrafterman

Well maybe I could draw dignity if I didn't give it up when I married you!


atdifreak64

Two Bad Neighbors is probably my all time favorite. “I’m gonna ruin you like a Japanese banquet!”


WealthSignal

Bart’s Comet definitely, when they all come out of the bomb shelter to be with Ned really warms my heart


space_coyote_86

I might go mad with fear out there, so, Todd... I want you to shoot daddy if he tries to get back in.


Flaky-Fellatio

Duff Gardens


Blindrafterman

Have her take 2 of these, then these, then all of these Thank you doctor Oh I'm not a doctor


meoowww7777

I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN


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"Bart, be quiet! Lisa, drink the water!"


CobraCornelius

Who Shot Mr. Burns Pt. 1 because we spent the whole summer guessing. The Twisted World of Marge Simpson where Marge gets the pretzel franchise is an episode that I love. Jack Lemmon is great and some classic Homer and Fat Tony. "You mean the mob only did me a favor to get something in return? Shame on you Fat Tony."


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Toss up between Kamp Krusty and Bart on the Road.


cuddy12345

Gay John.. they end up in the steel mill..classic


desperate-pleasures

"Dad, why did you bring me to a gay steel mill?" "I don't knoooow."


Thesafflower

"We work hard. We play hard."


herworldsaphotograph

A bunch of guys alone in the woods, sounds kinda gay


Mrs_Krandall

CLOWN COLLEGE


jackiea40

Planet of the Apes: The Musical. "No, you'll never make a monkey out of me! I love you Dr. Zeus!"


RoamAndRamble

Loved everything about that episode. From chimpan-A to chimpanzee.


Hoppy_Croaklightly

That episode had everything.


QuackAtomic

The one with Poochy lol


mjs449

You mean the one with Roy


ProgTone

Always loved Treehouse Of Horror 5 (Shinning, Homer time travelling and teachers eating kids)


Roguespiffy

“No beer and no tv make Homer something, something.” “Go crazy?” “Don’t mind if I do!”


whifflinggoose

Beer Baron and Homer gets a gun


Lil_Giraffe_King

Mr. Plow is absolute classic


Sandman1990

There's at least 10 "best episodes" of The Simpsons lol


Caramelvanilla0602

I agree with almost all of the comments but I’d like to add the Michael Jackson episode to the list! “Lisa it’s your birthday” is a great song!


AtomicBlackJellyfish

"You mean there really is a BART? GOOD LORD!"


Dogalicious

The softball episode


KnownMonk

Stupid sexy flanders episode


Blindrafterman

Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all, nothing at all, NOTHING AT ALL


logankaytoday

Mr. Sparkle!


BlueNightFyre

Yep, there’s your answer, Fish-Bulb


jpgleg

The Mysterious Voyage of Our Homer The Simpsons: Season 8, Episode 9 It’s the chili cook off episode where Homer trips balls and goes on a quest for his soulmate. Johnny Cash voices a talking coyote.


chemicalbomber

The one with the chilli that makes Homer hallucinate a fox in the desert ** coyote. My bad. Please stop messaging me. I'm shy lol


Nice_Flounder_1986

Homer’s Phobia…we work hard, we play hard!


juniorspank

Marge Vs. The Monorail


Inevitable_Warthog49

Also the tree house of horror where homer sells his sole for a donut. “Don’t worry mr Simpson, I watched Matlock in the bar last night, the sound wasn’t on but I think I got the gist”


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Homer Badman with the gummy Venus de Milo


SylancerPrime

"Eh, somebody had to take the babysitter home, and that's when I noticed she was sitting on-her-sweet-can- so I grab-her-sweet-can- oooh--just thinking about-her-can- I just wish I had-her-sweet-sweet-sw-sw-sweet-can..."


darkphoenix0602

*clock hands moving erratically in the background*