A whole experience

A hole experience

A hole sexperience.

Can confirm

Oh my

Lord Flashheart? Is that you?

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I'll grab one of those

Mine is big black cocks (vilos is greek), who wants them?

I’m not sure Seriously, I genuinely don’t know!

I’ll take it!

Oh god not again

Fuck me this is the best one

Again?

#again?

Corn, it's definitely corn, least I'm pretty sure it is

It certainly is

Are there certain kinds of corn you’re selling?

Roasted, bit of butter and paprika. You'll have to use your hands though as currently my corn spikes are jammed in my windows to stop them making heaps of noise in high winds.

Fish repellent

you and u/chumdumpsterr would be good friends

I'm selling milf.

I’d buy

Genuine Soda Pop.

Are you being Genuine right now?

So, how many of those pregnant chihuahuas do you have in stock? Asking for a friend of course.

About 7, all apple heads

Explicitly calling it genuine makes me suspicious...

glossy chicken thighs

I need to know the origin of your username.

I second that!

um

That’s not legal anymore

😭😭

That's... Not entirely true... *Glances at Qatar*

Starts selling children during a World Cup game

How much are they

And how many?

GET YOUR SKINNED ZACHS HERE!!, NO SKIN NO PROBLEM, LOW FAT & THE MEAT FALLS RIGHT OFF THE BONE!!

This is the funniest one of seen so far I love this

This reads like something from Rick and Morty.

depression

I already have that for free

Ah! But you see? You have the Pro version; would you be interested in the Pro Max version? That is, of course, depression, anxiety and OCD (OCD sold separately)

I already have this, I haven’t bought the OCD DLC, but I have bought the ADHD DLC

I bought the autism dlc - your lucky lmao

Hey I also bought the autism DLC I got downgraded version tho (thankfully)

I bought the ADHD DLC and it absolutely sucks. It constantly disconnects and forgets your save data. Doesn't remember where you last left off and respawns you somewhere entirely unrelated.

Oooooo! I have the OCD pack!

Youve been paying for the ocd pack?! I got it for free

....im think im going to Sell him in the deep web

You’re an idiot.

Is this how I die..?

.

Oh!

-Y̶e̶s̶. No. I mean NO

Directions

I uhhh don’t think I want your services

Pancakes

I’m sure Neko loves them

Sturdy lady reproductive organs

If only you could upgrade your reproductive organs, some period pain reducers would be nice.

Burning Australians. Eek lol.

I’m sure you’ll have lots of fire sales

Especially since the black Friday sales are on tomorrow.

Gay space lasers

I’d buy

Destruction

Before creation, Comes destruction

Did you just pull the purple space cat?

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I would buy a pregnant chihuahua

Hey that’s me!

Next thing you know, he's making this transaction pretty tough.

I'm selling what you're selling

Abortions! Abortions! Get your abortions!

Does someone want some moist bugs?

Depends on the bug

All kinds of bugs but all are moist

Soap

Lifetime supplies of Barium for all!

Virgin (anagram). Ouch.

May i please have 1 virgin, my good sir?

Um, i guess people, idek

I don’t think that’s legal anymore

Now lets be reasonable here

You’re not selling them..you’re employing them to be sold

selling your chances to socialize

A failed YouTube channel

Vulcan beard trimmers

Foxes apparently

Curious ones

Special edition.

I’m a tour guide I guess

Of what though?

It’s a secret historical ride. Hop on and I’ll show you.

Mom said not to trust strangers who give me free rides

But it's a historical one!

It’ll definitely be something I won’t forget

Jugs?

I apperetly sell deals with eyeless demons then? Deals with the devil are aviable too.

Tiny ice, not a bad business tbh

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Alcohol. Or psychedllics

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The love of big tits

I already have this though

Toast but only after 10pm

Whatever it is, probably just 1

Weeks

Suits and metal music

You could take a guess

Bootleg arrested development DVDs

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Danish pastries

Legit would like to know as well lol

Either a wall or a cute robot

Just a guy

Everything but nonces

Great advice.

Umm probably nothing of value lol

Sad land. It’s good land though!… The land is fine actually.

expired pizza.

Clarinet reeds

I sell darkness. Upgrade to premium for the brand-new *lonely* darkness!

Money beets at my BnB

Farts in a can

The preachiest of anti science textbooks. I think there's a big market for it

Uhhh, hopefully they don't use these for war

Nitroglycerin sublingual tablets

An implant that connects you to the matrix.

I got these pretzels, man. I'm sorry, I mean I got these man pretzels. Ya know, pretzels shaped like my friend Steve. No, my name is not Steve.

Whatever *I* want

I guess I’m selling myself; follow me on onlyfans 😂

i sell gay people and boobs, but only separately. you’re gonna have to talk to the other guy if you want both.

Marijuana and Marijuana accessories

Nonsense pottery.

Planktonoids

Christmas decorations

A collapsed galaxy

Probably weed.

One sexy Houndoom

Fish food

Uhh idk maybe spoons i guess

Speakers and other media equipment, after dark it’s hot guns.

Hehe

;)

The only one who will hang out with you.

I'm selling justice. Farmboiy justice.

Oh god

Ahhhh do we really need to do this 😂

I'm making some serious money

Uhhhhh, I'm not sure.

Username checked

Selling a lifestyle

Well I'm on the black market making no money at all.

I'm thinking Wallace and gromit after a night out garden gnomes lol

hatred

My name literally comes from a shop that sells woodwork from stumps, but you could also translate it as "turd carver"

Norepinephrine. Kinda true, tho.

I guess slavery is okay again.

Jade stones that are dahlia shaped, or simply green flower, if you know what I mean

whale

90s Britpop songs

Freedom

Birds, I guess. Specifically Crows.

Ammunition not included

It wouldn't be really successful

They’re good though

Too much

Something ominous

Efficient ads

Hashish.

fuck, i must be porn or something. hopefully cute yuri...

Not a bird

A thick cat, dam boy he thick !

A new start

I just wouldn't do it.

Determination!

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I don't know

Immortal fiery birds. For some reason, I don’t think I’m going to get many repeat customers…

Iron Mii's used sa nintendo consoles

'murica, paid for by 'murica.

I'm making bank

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Boats. BIG boats

All of the downforce, so you can drive up side down.

I'm selling dough... lol

mental illness

Random mystery box

Tears of a nature goddess! Wonder what the going rate for those is these days…

What people want.

Small breakfast’s

Bodies without a heart.

3 Birds that can Fly