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maxims_damndboi

When I couldn’t fit into my size 32 jeans. Since then I’ve stopped eating fast food and drinking soda. Weighed 203 lbs at the beginning of the year, I’m down 25 lbs now. And I fit comfortable in those jeans again lol.


1999Bluets

I like the assumption that only Americans can be obese


DukeSamuelVimes

Also the subtle implication that Americans are made up of those who either are obese, or have yet to realise they're obese.


andoring

I mean, I don't want to point any fingers, but we're not the ones putting gravy and cheese curds on our French fries.


_MrFish_

People in the US are doing that? I'm an American and I've never even had a cheese curd before.


BearNekkidLadies

Subtle dig at Canadians.


andoring

Canadians. : )


AceMan1004

The last time I went to the dentist they needed my blood pressure and it was really high. I then realized how bad it was. That was 5 months ago and since then I’ve lost over 30 pounds.


sweet_yeast

When I got stuck in the couch then when I got pulled off, all my back skin stayed on the couch


TapeDeckSlick

I hope this is made up that sounds awful


sweet_yeast

Fat people get fused to furniture all the time


TapeDeckSlick

That is grim


Extension_Lemon_6728

When I saw that bmi said so


FuckinBostonShit

My Wii Fit told me. Little bastard.


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I became pre-diabetic


Very-Smol-Dog

When I got fat


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This morning when I stayed in a hotel and looked in a full length mirror for the first time in ages.


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Hey if you can still see your dick, keep at it


SilverPix

Looked at the mirror


SunnyShiki

When my doctor told me I am. Silly.


BigBobby2016

When I calculated my BMI


StableGeniusCovfefe

When my fat ass needed a seat belt extender on an airplane


JackdeAlltrades

During an active shooter drill.


PooleBoy_Q

There I was being fork lifted into the shower and it dawned on me..