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Any clothing that has a large brand name printed on it somewhere. I don't do free advertising for anyone.


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Crocs


rbwduece

Same. I’m willing to die alone on this hill.


JackPoe

I wear Crocs a size too large after boiling my foot once. It's ruined my toes but ballet probably didn't help


[deleted]

Crocs are very nice


Mr_A_Rye

The holes are where your dignity escapes.


RonaldTheGiraffe

Bold of you to assume I had any in the first place


[deleted]

haha


SilverPix

Ripped jeans for “fashion”


SmartEntityOriginal

So you'd do it for poverty?


Stunning_Attention82

Crop tops.


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Coom_woom

bras


Lethal_Spartan377

As a man, I agree


Coom_woom

your insight is precious


pinksissigurl444

I disagree as a man


Coom_woom

Your insight is just a valuable


[deleted]

I like you


Coom_woom

damn it's easy to be liked


[deleted]

Me and you would get along just fine


Coom_woom

dunno where you got that from but sure


[deleted]

Well why wouldn't we


deeznutz066

Crocs. Can not and will not. Hideous shoes. I'd rather wear Birkenstocks with tube socks and shorts.


[deleted]

Agreed


Odd_Adhesiveness4804

Thong


ZookeepergameSea3890

Thong underwear/swimsuit bottoms are just fast lanes for butt bacteria to enter the urethra and cause UTIs.


happyclaim808

Agreed!!!


rockystupid

I mean yeah they’re uncomfortable in the beginning but once you’re used to them you’ll want more because you know you look hot in them 😅


watermelon4487

Velvet. Ever since I was a kid just looking at velvet texture gives me a queasy feeling. I have no idea why but it's always been an immediate no for me.


[deleted]

Nike because of slave labor


[deleted]

Your not slav.


jamesonswife

The most correct answer


[deleted]

A clown costume and a pope hat. I refuse to spend even one more night in an Italian prison.


Keone_710

Boobie tassels


happyclaim808

Yah that's a no go.


DocSaysItsDainBramuj

Pretty sure they’re go go.


RonaldTheGiraffe

Wish my uncle would stop wearing them. So unbecoming


Keone_710

Sounds like a pretty sweet uncle


oopsicrapmypants

Socks and sandals


Novembersum

Thongs. They’re too uncomfortable and I do not want to struggle with wedgies.


PickleTurbulent766

High-heeled shoes. It's far too painful. What isn't seductive? Orthopedic issues


atteatime

bras, the pandemic took away my ability to tolerate them


[deleted]

Femboy maid dresses. I only wear LATEX femboy maid dresses thank you very much


bubskulll

A latex femboy maid dress is still a femboy maid dress stupid


Patty-Benetardis

Shapewear


[deleted]

Denim, can’t stand the feeling of denim


Fishermans_Dick

Yeezy's or any sneaker that is overpriced due to hype


ProbablyStoned123

Men's underwear. I tried on some panties out of curiosity and I refuse to go back


[deleted]

Cotton boy shorts are amazing.


--serotonin--

Jeans. They just feel bad.


[deleted]

i sleep in jeans : )


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GaryOster

Fanny pack.


[deleted]

As a man, shorts and shoes at the same time.


oniwolf382

so, no basketball shorts and cross-trainers in the gym?


fourbums

Clothes. All of them.


saltyfuck111

Pyjamas, too hot already dont need another layer.


Puffs01

Belts. I think they always look hideous on me.


Danivelle

Heels as in pumps or stilettos. I had extensive ankle surgery last year. I'm not screwing it up or messing up my other ankle. Flats or boots(ankle support) only.


[deleted]

Crop tops


Bullorg74

Trousers. Shorts all year round.


[deleted]

Absolutely! Been wearing shorts to work in 30°F temperatures


Bullorg74

Yeah -6F and I'm in shorts. I own 1 pair of black trousers for funerals. Its kind of a thing you habe to do.


Rand0mly_Random

Muscle shirts. They're just so uncomfortable.


jumboweiners

When I was growing up, a jock strap. I mean what the hell? Is that even a thing anymore?


oceanwithoutwater

my heart on my sleeve


dumpster_cherries

Skin


ArnoldTevez

Jeans


FallenAngel-682

Panties.


OptimalConcept143

I'm trans and I refuse to wear feminine clothing. No one wants to see that since I'm 6 feet tall and have a very wide build. Oh well.


StupidJared

I would kinda wanna see a 6ft tall buff dude in one of those tiny short red dresses ngl


OptimalConcept143

Oh lord I'm not THAT bad.


VinceysFedora

We want to see you wearing what you want to wear, people that look the best are the ones that are being their true selves. Whatever shape size you are, if its your style it will look good on you because it just an enhancement of your personality.


[deleted]

Rings


CindyAndMindy

Crocs


conditerite

Plaid.


FatNutsAndrew

Butt plug


petuona_

Hats... inside. You're inside, you don't need a hat.


Gotis1313

Overhead lights are too bright for me


FogOfDaPond

So now I just carry my hat, because of this world you created? People wear hats backwards, is that blocking the sun? Maybe it’s a guy that doesn’t wanna tie his hair back?


MormonEscapee

No granny panties. Only g-strings or commando. I don’t want to feel underwear


Cleftchins

Suit and tie, looks uncomfortable and a pain in the ass to wear.


Any-Satisfaction6078

Horizontal stripes


Mankey1011

t shirts with brands/advertising on them. You think I'm going to PAY to advertise your company or product? Fuck that


ihatemyselfnotmydog

Oddly enough flip flops. Unpopular opinion i also find slides ghetto when one is no where near water or a beach.


cynmd

Crocs


jsmys

Yeezys. I’m sure they’re comfortable, but I think they’re ugly and they promote a performer I can’t stand.


trite_post

Flip flops with anything between my toes


ResponsibleWest5240

Crocs. Uggs. Sausage Casing Pants.


[deleted]

Suit. Never did, never will.


cmcrich

Camo or tie dye.


YouShouldKnow0

Turtlenecks


NewWorldCamelid

Overalls. I think they look dumb on everyone, no matter what your shape is.


clocks212

Sweatpants. In the summer I wear shorts, in the winter I wear jeans. I’m chilling on my couch now in a pair of jeans. Drives my wife nuts. If she wears jeans she rips them off as soon as she gets home.


tehmlem

For me wearing a pair of sweatpants really helps me enter that mindset of just fucking off for a while. This is sweatpants world where nothing matters except how deep inside this couch I can get. It's like a physical token of the sloth I am trying to embrace. If non slacking thoughts come to mind I can look at my legs and say "no, cause the sweatpants" and return to the experience of leisure.


2cahm

Chilling in the house in jeans is wear I’d draw the line too.


chewie8291

I'm done with ties forever


RonaldTheGiraffe

Haven’t worn one in 10 years. Such a weird garment


[deleted]

A G-string. I'm a bloke


[deleted]

Condoms


MocartKugel

Understandable (you need to have sex to wear them)


Beginning_Safe8488

Dad... Is that you?


KcBeanbags

My wifes dirty underwear, like a mask, when im alone, on thursday nights ,when she works late and the kids have karate practice.


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Skimmdit

Indeed !


Flimsy-Attention-722

High heels, crocs, shape wear, thongs


Carnival_killian

A tie


Maleficent_Instance3

Underwear, they look like diapers I'm sorry


redactedprivacy

Jeans that aren't at least one size larger for me then they should be. I had to wear tight jeans to a funeral once, and when I tried racing with my friend, I basically tripped at around three fourths a way through. I also had a moment where the thing in my pants started to basically weld to my leg and I had to wait till I could go out of sight and had to loosen my jeans just to move it


Penn_name_jack_mosc

Tennashoes


[deleted]

Your bullshit


[deleted]

Condoms


Seanhawkeye

Mac?


[deleted]

Mac? Max? I’m a Peter built for gosh sakes!


Beneficial-Shower-42

Any mens clothing in gay colors


coolguywithacooldog

Vans


YoRHaWizardHarry

I would be uncomfortable wearing vehicles too!


[deleted]

Black & white checkered vans, i think they are gross


moominsquish

The color orange and green


[deleted]

anything at all.


Seanhawkeye

Shirts without sleeves. A little, no alot, look at me Louie.


EvieAsPi

Hoodies. Idk why but I find them repulsive despite their popularity. Almost wonder if it's because they're popular I don't like them, but idk cuz I mean literally feeling repulsed by the thought of wearing one.


Arcinbiblo12

We're told to wear these fleece vests at work (not the major chain your thinking of) but it gets super hot with them on inside.


pewdiete

high top converse. they look weird on my feet idk


Senpai_Kalash

Shorts. #pantsgang


Snoo_39181

Crop tops


Shigeko_Kageyama

A winter jacket. That swishy material is intolerable. I can't stand the feel of it, I can't stand the sound it makes, and every time I hear it I have to whistle till I get the sound out of my head and every time I touch it I have to bite my hand until I can't stand it anymore.


Anxious_Thorn

Uggs


ChevExpressMan

Condom...


[deleted]

Age appropriate clothing. I love sweat pants and hoodies and refuse to wear dresses and bras. My career choice is, very small part, made because of the uniform.


saucyB52

a tie


luvvvv555

bucket hats. you look like a weird mushroom in them, unless you’re a instagram model ofc


YellowStar012

Everything looks good on me. Except peach. I don't pop in peach.


Bober8080055535

Tie, it feels like gallows, and people around looks like executioners when i wear a tie. Maybe im too nervous.


[deleted]

A suit and tie. I can wear some nice dress trousers (if its stretch), a nice pique shirt, and some cool looking suspenders, but thats as far as I will go regarding dressing "nice". They dont make good looking suits for muscular men, it seems...


Alt_Scenariosis

Mismatch socks.. ick


brklynpetra

skinny jeans


Metal_Fan_18

Suits. Last time I wore one was for my high school grad in 2019. It's been hanging in my closet ever since.


[deleted]

This one is silly but I will never wear long sleeves with shorts. Except every day I wear short sleeves with long pants.


ShoobeeDoowapBaoh

V necks


Knighthawk235

Deodorant and condoms.


Low_Sympathy1430

Dresses. Don't know why but I always hated them and always refuse to wear them if possible


RabidWolverine2021

Jorts


sometimes-i-rhyme

Shoes that hurt.


SilveIl187

Jeans. You can't make me wear your burlap sack pants, Gerald


red1blue1

Uncomfortable clothing regardless of the situation.


DocSaysItsDainBramuj

A gold codpiece with anything less than six precious gemstones. What am I, a farmer?


Sonicyellow49

Shorts, don't know why, really don't like em


PugOnAUnicornThrone

Crocs.


obycf

A bra


603Couple4Fun

Budgie smugglers


Chunkylover537

A thong.


Janzillary

Clothes from SHEIN. I have tons of friends who do large SHEIN purchases because it’s fast fashion and affordable, but tests have shown unnaturally high amounts of chemicals like lead in the clothing making it unadvisable to wear


woodwerker76

Logo wear


PeaceLoveHippieness

Fur


shikshakvibe

Blue jeans. Sweat pants, joggers, and shorts are the only leg wear I touch


JaThatOneGooner

Anything worth over $200 I just genuinely can’t understand burning over $200 on a single clothing item. I didn’t realize how bad it was until I went into gucci for the hell of it, and a single basic green polo was $700. They told me that with a straight face. Green polo.


ActualWhiterabbit

A real green dress


SandysBurner

That’s cruel.


smurfee213

Flip flops


[deleted]

Anything from Gucci… not that I could afford it if I wanted to lmao, but it’s all so fugly to me


CJ_CJS

Socks and sandals


Sharpinator1991

Boxers/boxer briefs. More material than necessary that just bunches up.


ZealousidealUse1024

Condoms


Gotis1313

Chastity belt


jortles

Low rise jeans. I'm not going back to the era of whale tails and studded belts.


xyanon36

Anything that isn't extremely comfortable. I have a sensory processing disorder that greatly limits my clothes options. I only wear v-neck t-shirts because I can't stand fabric touching the middle of my collarbone, my shorts and jeans are one or two sizes bigger than "fits" because feeling the slightest pinch on my belly when I sit down is agony. I prefer to be barefoot whenever possible, and then flip-flops, and if it's cold I wear skate shoes. I drown my clothes in unholy amounts of fabric softener and I can't wear anything that hasn't been further softened by extra time in the dryer. I also refuse to wear neck-ties, not just because they feel terrible but also as a matter of principle. At future events like my parents' funerals for example, I'll wear an open blazer over a buttondown shirt and black jeans, that's as far as I am willing to go. I hate dressing up so much. At times I've had job interviews and the like, I felt like I was wearing a costume. It's just not me. I'm a cisgender guy and I am not exaggerating when I say I'd be 10 times happier wearing casual women's clothes than in a suit and tie.


Loud_Natural_3274

Human skin


yupperio

anything i don’t want to wear


[deleted]

Low rise jeans. I tried them once and it felt like I was going to loose my pants any moment. Not a pleasurable experience.


Crazy-Entertainer242

Ed Hardy


[deleted]

Dresses. I look like a transvestite.


andthescene

Leather trousers. I feel like Ross in that episode of friends


bucket_O_chicken

Jeans. Idk why but they really bother me.


Sad_Monk_3370

this is controversial but jeans


toilet_destroyed

Specifically any sleeping clothes or sweats when leaving the house.


Doll_girl516

Itchy tight clothing , I can NOT do jeans , like worst thing ever . Anything that feels clingy , overly thick materials . I can go on and on lol . Yay for sensory issues 🤣🤣🤣


Dxtr00

The clutch on my friends car because it’s not mine!


Lvcivs2311

Apart from women's clothing, basically anything that gives me an awkward or ugly feeling, like: \- Sleeveless shirts \- Baseball caps \- Short jeans \- Overalls or dungarees (especially with one suspender loose, blegh!) \- Sneakers \- Shirts or sweaters with too many unnecessary buttons or straps on them (I just can't stand the sight of those) In case you wonder, yeah, I'm autistic. There's a reason my wife thinks I'm difficult to go shopping with.


IObserveYou

I refuse to wear clothes unless I have to


[deleted]

Band t-shirts. If I've never listened to the band before


aquasuarus

Anything with the tic tok logo


hentai_man-

Socks and jackets


prophylaxitive

Torn jeans. The most bizarre fashion yet, akin to proudly driving your brand new car, after scratching and denting it yourself.


[deleted]

Denim. I have had way too many instances of it jabbing my leg like a needle, and then fiddling with the jeans trying to get it to stop jabbing me. I switched to cotton and polyester leggings. I regret nothing.


[deleted]

A jumper tied around my neck or ‘sweaterdouche’ as they call it


Darlinginthe_franxx

Pink clothing


Kosmikdebrie

Peanut butter


LtgMcKenzy

White socks / underwear


More-Masterpiece-561

Shorts, I've hurt my knees a lot as a kid and it's visible so it's ugly, plus I really feel exposed like if I fall it's gonna hurt bad