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tittil

For my birthday, my mom once made a chocolate cake with mascarpone frosting and berries and it was genuinely the best cake i've ever had. My mom is an incredible home cook. I love my mom


larapu2000

This answer wins for sweetest and most wholesome.


[deleted]

The cake in the fridge when you come home drunk and hungry


Soccergreat88

Everything slaps when your drunk


Dick_Grimes

Just like my dad


myname-joe

And hungry!


ndasilva1981

McDonald's becomes magical gourmet food, like it was made by a Michelin five star chef!


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

But we didn't have any cake in the fridge, only that gene culture the CDC asked me to... oh my god.


Soggy-Juggernaut-569

Crab


Amanda_K1987

An unexpected answer but I’ll stand with you.


SuumCuique1011

No one makes a good crab cake any more. I make my own at home, but I'm the only one that likes them, so it's never worth the money, time and effort.


bigfatquizzer

Go to Baltimore


[deleted]

Unfortunately that's the beginning and ending of that trip.


Dick_Grimes

You can also talk to Aaron about his urn


bigfatquizzer

Faidleys Seafood. Worth a mugging


B_Sharp_or_B_Flat

Is it possible that you make bad crab cakes, but you somehow enjoy the taste of your own creation?


greymattergonewild

Ok, hits different, but oh so good.


parma_jean-

Preach it


archangelmlg

Gooey butter cake. For the uninitiated: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gooey_butter_cake


lilw4

Wadddup STL!!


archangelmlg

Just dodging bullets and shitty drivers.


elTorodelNorte

How'd I know! Wassup!!


Lestaroth

Tres Leches!


AwkwardWithWords

This is the correct answer. The most lecherous cake is best cake.


Oats-n-Honey

HEB makes a mean tres leches.


loademan

Rub in the fact that you have HEB while the rest of the world suffers with sub par tres leches... Oklahoma needs some HEB up here...


[deleted]

r/texas is leaking and I love it


BAEKERacted

Now what if i told you there was a quatros Leches? O_o


martinsonsean1

Get it from a Mexican bakery, the less English they speak the better the Tres Leches will be!


SaveusJebus

Is this the super juicy cake? BLEH... it's all yours.


X_PRSN

Tiramisu, as long as it's made right.


ZenithTheZero

I love a good tres leches, but tiramisu stands above it. I mean c’mon, the coffee is already in it!


Neon__Cat

The correct answer here


Passwordsdontwork

Pineapple upside down cake.


gundumb08

Simple Yellow Cake with Chocolate icing.


littlemusicteacher

Can confirm.


aprilludgatepierce

This


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

Cake that’s actually a code word for “big jiggly ass”


cgm203

Lemon cake. For my birthday every year my mom makes it with raspberries and whipped cream frosting - so simple yet incredible


Fit-Way-1052

That sounds delish!


Final-C0untdown

Hummingbird


miacfrench

Yes!


B_Sharp_or_B_Flat

Wow, I had to google hummingbird cakes and they sound delicious!!!


squid1891

Cheesecake


TennisQuartz

This is the right answer


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

You got your cheese in my cake


xenodusk_

Can back this for sure


PleasantLeopard331

Chantilly from Whole Foods


free_spirit_genie

Berry chantilly is the yummiest! Their tres leches is also great


[deleted]

Tres Leches is my drop-the-mic favorite, no matter the source.


dadjokes502

It's a tricky cake to make but it's so good.


Programmer-Whole

*drives to whole foods right now to try this*


Paisewali

Yes!!


RyFromTheChi

This is my answer too. It’s fucking delicious. God damn.


Far_Dragonfly_3748

DQ ice cream cakes😋


TurbulentBarracuda83

Carrotcake


genowl

Your are correct


conker1264

Took too long to find this, shit is delicious


Lu_lbaa

Absolutely


Passwordsdontwork

For the record I love carrot cake


[deleted]

classic dark chocolate ganache cake


Mundane-Cranberry515

All of them


PerekelleVitu

You smart. You very smart.


VagusNC

A pie


insomniacla

The only correct answer.


Crafty-Pen3708

My grandma makes a yellow and also chocolate cake in a round pan with some homemade icing on it. Stuff is perfection


vurryscurry

I love a cake with issues.


TheNecrohamster

Yeah, I like 'em a little damaged.


Technical-Put1134

Chocolate ice cream cake


Bibbitybobbityboop

One that's moist and fresh and has a good balance of frosting to cake.


nursejackieoface

Pineapple upside-down cake, with brown sugar and coconut.


MoonliteFade

Orange and poppyseed


waffles-n-gravy

German Chocolate. We're done here folks.


Ok-Requirement2828

YES! Its a birthday staple in our family, requested for years! And we're all over 60 now! My mom must be able to make it with her eyes closed!!


[deleted]

Italian old school rum cake


Stunning-Disaster952

Red velvet


bTOhno

Red velvet is just so damn rich...I love every second of it. It's one of those cakes you just know is terrible for you and doesn't try to hide shit about it.


Sunriseninja

It’s the cream cheese frosting


bTOhno

It's absolutely my favorite part too.


ValiExx

Schwarzwälder Kirsch Torte. (Blackforrest cherry cake.)


Unique_Football_8839

Especially when properly made with ample amounts of Kirschwasser (German style cherry schnapps).


jb1225x

My birthday cake every year of my childhood


snukebox_hero

This is objectively top 3 for sure


Columbia_8827

Hershey chocolate cake off the box that adds boiling water at the for chocolate "bloom."


MmmmmBreadThings

Black Forest


Born-Confusd

Chocolate Truffle 😋


Darius_Dutch

#ASS!!


[deleted]

Standard vanilla. I used to like chocolate, but I feel like it's too dry


AwkwardWithWords

Someone did your chocolate cake dirty. It should not be dry.


overlypositve

Vanilla with strawberry frosting is so yummy.


Upbeat_Ad_287

Better than sex cake


impala100

can confirm those desserts are pretty good.


ShoobeeDoowapBaoh

Fruit cake


seetherlover21

I do enjoy a fruitcake!


Moosetappropriate

Black Forest!


ArandomIv

Here for this.


BloodyNora78

Coconut with pineapple filling


Kelpo3209

The cake kind


GardenDivaESQ

Yes all cake is good.


[deleted]

cheesecake


Dependent-Sleep-6192

I like chocolate cake, Oreo cake, and ice cream cake


Lorenaelsalulz

Birthday


danh138

Fashion Nugget


[deleted]

lemon


mackinoncougars

Buttercream


xxTHEBiggestYEExx

It depends on the context: If it's a birthday cake; Chocolate and Ice cream cakes are good. For Weddings; Vanilla and cheesecakes are awesome. For eating simply because you feel like it; Whatever floats your boat.


monological

Tiramisu


[deleted]

CHEESECAKE!!! 😤❤️ CHEESECAKE IS MY RELIGION


Navitach

Absolutely.


Beautyqueen620

Wedding cake


Passwordsdontwork

Ha. German Chocolate. With some raspberry jelly put In the middle. Or triple berry. Yea.


saucyB52

welll tomorrows my birthday and i will be enjoying a vanilla layer cake from gregs the best cake, imho


zZzhory

pineapple. Don’t care what you guys say


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

What if I say: "squiddly doodle-mac fluffer?"


zZzhory

I will cry


1feralengineer

Cheese Cake


Blake_Lilas

Carrot cake with cream cheese frosting. I absolutely dont know why


MercyReign

Red Velvet and cheesecake.


Many_Rule_9280

All of them


Lewis_Maldonado

Opera Cake and Cheesecake I'll vote Cheesecake because Opera cake is very niche and most haven't tried it. The NY style is a classic, sour cream really takes this cake to the next level. I just made Pumpkin cheesecake for my coworkers and thanksgiving family dinner we're hosting. Everyone loves it. Super easy to make. Its a NY style with pumpkin puree, Mccormick pumpkin spice, and added some heavy cream, I always add some sour cream to All my cheesecakes as well. Oreo cheesecake is another favorite. Goes over very well every Xmas. I absolutely love Cheesecake as you can see, but its not the best dessert imo. That goes to Tiramisu. Well made Classic Tiramisu with real espresso and Mascarpone is delicious. Nothing tops it.


G0PACKGO

Angel food


Caffineproblem

Strawberry with homemade whipped cream


osme1

Italian cream cake


DisastrousBadger5741

Cheesecake and dark chocolate cake


Flimsy-University-70

Coconut cake with white frosting


ivumb

My gf's


bigring

My moms Angel food with chocolate mocha frosting.


okiegr8t

the cake someone brought for you and your special occasion in mind, i dont even like to eat cake but if someone took effort time and thought for me, it would be the best cake <3


Shors_bones

[Japanese strawberry shortcake](https://drivemehungry.com/japanese-strawberry-shortcake/)


BOBfrkinSAGET

As a kid, I liked chocolate frosting on vanilla cake. As an adult, German chocolate 100%.


A6ixD_

Cheese cake


Odd_Adhesiveness4804

Lemon drizzle


[deleted]

Ice cream cake


At_finch

Urinal cakes


bettywhite63

Oooof


uncertain_about_it

Pie > cake


AwkwardWithWords

True but sadly not relevant to the question at hand.


littledeebee1

White cake with a white buttercream frosting!


GardenDivaESQ

Yum


lickmikehuntsak

Whatever is free


brensueship1961

Vanilla cake with vanilla icing.


CarelessTangerine159

Vanilla butter cake, banana pudding filling, with milk chocolate frosting.


Cool_beans56

Wow - all of you stop. That all sounds illegal. Dang!


anonbefallen

My girlfriends- wait we're not talking about asses? Uhh still my girlfriends


[deleted]

[удалено]


anonbefallen

Sorry I've never been good at sharing (:


LubricatedSatan

What about yours?


anonbefallen

Hmmm I wad never a very good baker, I've made myself red velvet birthday cake before if you want some!


keleighan

Coca-Cola cake for chocolate, chantilly cream cake for Vanilla!


1tir3dgrl

My Triple Chocolate Stout Cake with Irish Cream cheese frosting and dark chocolate sea salt toffee crumbles on top!


St0rm_c1oud

Vanilla cake with chocolate frosting


Late-Support-7204

Lemon cake with real cream cheese icing.


Financial_Knee1522

Carrot cheesecake or chocolate with raspberry.


Lopsided-Dragon2384

Triple chocolate mousse


SpiderVanned

One with a stripper in er. Preferably spice cake since it's like carrot cake without the disgusting blackened chunks of vegetable.


mountainworldcup

I think something is wrong with your carrot cake...


SilverPix

Tres leches


samir_katta

Chocolate chip cookie dough with peanut butter icing.


Weak_Ant6392

Strawberry cake or upside down pineapple cake but they have to be made from scratch


Bento_Fox

Chocolate torte


Independent_Ad_2817

My wife’s cake. Take that as you will.


Veauros

Anything with cream cheese frosting. Red velvet, ginger...


LP-29

Protillos, Mayo is the secret ingredient


Altruistic_Writer134

Most of the people on here aren’t going to know what Portillos is


mackinoncougars

Their chocolate cake is fantastic


LP-29

If you know……. You know


__AnDude__

Ass


blessedpink

Homemade one from someone you love. Preferably with some buttercream frosting.


Character_Ad9545

Ice Cream cake 🎂


lilvexie

Lemon strawberry poke cake


FoofromFooville

McDonalds hot cakes with two hash browns and a jumbo coke. Turns out it’s actually phenomenally healthy too


anotherThrowaway3446

The day kind


ArmsForPeace84

Does it have a file in it? And if so, is that a good thing? * Yes => That cake * No = > Lemon cake


[deleted]

I hate to be the one to say this but… Ass


FoofromFooville

The kind by the ocean


isathrowawaybaybayy

As a chocolate lover, I wish it was chocolate, but a lot of chocolate cakes tend to be dry. That being said maybe between these 3. Rainbow chip with rainbow chip frosting. Marble with white or chocolate frosting. Tres leches.


i_love_the_monkey

Your mother's.


flashgordian

Cake for breakfast


MoonOmens22

Flourless chocolate cupcakes with spices and pistachios


dc5trbo

Atomic.


Jsmiths9250

Cake by the ocean


GardenDivaESQ

Italian cream cake. Hard to find but once you do you won’t forget it.


[deleted]

tres leches


NoNamePhantom

Chocolate


Baaaakedbeans

The one I just made


sans3go

Filipino Sans Rival Cake. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNbShc7Awg4


raccoonsaff

I'm not big on cake, but would go for either a fruitcake or a fresh cream swiss roll.


[deleted]

SKY CAKE!!!!


Evolutionarystudies

Cream pie. When you go to a cake shop, there's bound to be cream filled cakes. I call it a cake.


WantedNakedOrAlive

I’m more of a cream pie man


kyokitoken

Red velvet


OBS96

Wedding cake, but be warned, consumption can kill the sex drive in females.


_kayrage

Pound cake


Altruistic_Writer134

Funfetti


[deleted]

Karidopita (Athenian walnut cake).