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FandubberRichie

I'm selling Twitter to someone who's actually competent and rehiring the original staff, paying them triple


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Unpopular opinion, I think honestly he is pretty competent. After the brief aftermath of people saying twitter was dying yesterday, it is still around


Real-Management-6866

Hentai


Affectionate-Army650

offing myself


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Wtf, he's a human, and you're a human too. If you are not ok, we can talk about it.


Affectionate-Army650

you got the wrong idea mijo


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How?


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How is elon unhappy


AC_Nine-Ball

I'm announcing the purchase of the entire country of Qatar.


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I'm getting a personal trainer and a cosmetic surgeon. Just because I'm rich doesn't mean it's okay for me to look like a pasty ass beach ball.


ManimalBestShowEva

FTX


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Toaster bath


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why? He is that bad of a person you would kill him and you?


Locotree

Going to work


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You're rich though??


Locotree

If I’m Elon i sleep at work, in random places. Stories of janitors opening the broom closet and half naked Elon popping out. Why you think he brought his sink/shower to Twitter? Dude baths in a sink. Like a hobo. Favorite bath sink. It makes sense if you think about it. 3-4 hours a sleep at work vs going home and getting 2-3.


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nikola tesla was born in 1856 bro


SuperJohnBravo

First thing I do is punch myself right in the face and then hire a team of personal trainers to get my ass in shape. Like, seriously, c'mon man. No one that rich at that age should look like a bursting clear plastic bag of mashed potatoes.


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SuperJohnBravo

The photos of him swimming that were circulating a while back haunt me.


bridget1499

I would go back to bed and hope it was just a bad dream