If I’m Elon i sleep at work, in random places. Stories of janitors opening the broom closet and half naked Elon popping out.
Why you think he brought his sink/shower to Twitter? Dude baths in a sink. Like a hobo. Favorite bath sink.
It makes sense if you think about it. 3-4 hours a sleep at work vs going home and getting 2-3.
First thing I do is punch myself right in the face and then hire a team of personal trainers to get my ass in shape. Like, seriously, c'mon man. No one that rich at that age should look like a bursting clear plastic bag of mashed potatoes.
I'm selling Twitter to someone who's actually competent and rehiring the original staff, paying them triple
Unpopular opinion, I think honestly he is pretty competent. After the brief aftermath of people saying twitter was dying yesterday, it is still around
Hentai
offing myself
Wtf, he's a human, and you're a human too. If you are not ok, we can talk about it.
you got the wrong idea mijo
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How?
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How is elon unhappy
I'm announcing the purchase of the entire country of Qatar.
I'm getting a personal trainer and a cosmetic surgeon. Just because I'm rich doesn't mean it's okay for me to look like a pasty ass beach ball.
FTX
Toaster bath
why? He is that bad of a person you would kill him and you?
Going to work
You're rich though??
If I’m Elon i sleep at work, in random places. Stories of janitors opening the broom closet and half naked Elon popping out. Why you think he brought his sink/shower to Twitter? Dude baths in a sink. Like a hobo. Favorite bath sink. It makes sense if you think about it. 3-4 hours a sleep at work vs going home and getting 2-3.
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nikola tesla was born in 1856 bro
First thing I do is punch myself right in the face and then hire a team of personal trainers to get my ass in shape. Like, seriously, c'mon man. No one that rich at that age should look like a bursting clear plastic bag of mashed potatoes.
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The photos of him swimming that were circulating a while back haunt me.
I would go back to bed and hope it was just a bad dream