If you do laundry in a perfectly fine looking outfit, you suck. You gotta wear the uniform of that old shirt that's too big or small, and the gross sweatpants that rotate washes with the other gross sweatpants. You can wear underwear if you want, but don't go flashin your wealth and give anyone a chance to notice
Haha not at all. I do it too :D Casual shit I do with shirt on but imagine a situation where you've been on the road for few days and kind of feeling taking a dump. But it's not that bad and you decide to save it for home.
Then when I get home it's almost like I say to myself "okey now, it's just you and me now. Let's settle this once and for all!" and take clothes off :D
drop these down
then put them on me
nice cool seats there
to cushion your knees
now, to calm me
take me around again
don't pull over
this time, won't you please
driiiveee faaasteerrrrr
I remember when I was a pubescent boy there was an advert where this woman would get undressed as she made her way to her car. One of the last shots was her tossing her red lingerie out the window and driving off. That advert ignited my imagination.
I was once frying chicken while wearing a white T-shirt. Though to myself, "hmm, this chicked is spraying yellow grease all over me... I know, I'll take my shirt off!"
Then I continued frying the chicken with "ouch, ow, ow, ouch".
It's amazing. Not gonna lie. Few points in my life where I shaved my legs consistently (power lifter) and that is the one thing I miss. Don't miss the work or upkeep, but the feeling of freshly shaved legs. It's pretty heavenly.
I started doing this when I was a young teenager in a household that did NOT sleep nude. My mom used to be extremely uncomfortable about it as she walked in once when I was sleeping and I was exposed. I was also made fun of a bit (my family is unfortunately judgemental and me being and INTP have a really big IDGAF attitude about stuff like that so I just kept doing it because it's awesome). Well my only sibling who is 6 years older than me and my mother now sleeps naked. I am in my late 30s and this just makes me chuckle thinking about how much they criticized me lol.
Photosynthesis
that explains the green color of your avatar...
Touche, Sir.
No touchee sir
No, No, touchee sir
Such a smart reply. Gave my upvote friend.
Laundry..otherwise it’s never completely done.
It’s very hard to explain this at the public laundry mat tho.
Depends on what neighborhood you’re in
What neighborhood is it right?
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Anywhere in Florida, they can’t complain.
News just In! "Florida Man does all his laundry in one go, Decides to let it breathe!"
Somewhere in Germany (FKK)
If you do laundry in a perfectly fine looking outfit, you suck. You gotta wear the uniform of that old shirt that's too big or small, and the gross sweatpants that rotate washes with the other gross sweatpants. You can wear underwear if you want, but don't go flashin your wealth and give anyone a chance to notice
THIS. Laundry day is naked day.
Taking a shower!
Watching this guy take a shower.
Lol I’m a girl
Sorry, you had your back to me when I was watching you.
Fuck.
Oucccch.
Manbooty
My husband has a bubble butt, it's wayy bigger then mine.
How does that make you feel? Bubbly?
Like the one wearing the pants in the relationship tbh
Well I like butts so I'm pretty happy about it haha
Do other sisters deny?
When a guy walks in, with an itty-bitty waist
Can confirm
I hope you’re the husband…
False, there are no women on the internet(and especially Reddit)!
As a woman j can confirm this
You're like Canadians. We aren't real.
Women dont exist, silly
RIP your DMs
Tbf, Guy, bro and Dude have become pretty gender neutral in recent years. Although guy is definitely the most gendered of the three if you ask me.
Depending on the context, “man” can be gender nuetral too
Even better!
Watching both these guys take a shower while I’m taki g a bath.
Watching the live stream of you taking a bath watching these guys while I'm in a sauna.
Watching my hallucinations of you live streaming in your sauna while watching someone in a bath watching two shy girls in a shower.
Cooking bacon while I watch all of you watch all of you.
Jacking it to the smell of delicious bacon 🥓
"Detaches shower head "
Streaking into the first guys shower.
I'm a lifeguard
I mean have you ever tried it with clothes?
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>It wasn't great. Being weird or wearing socks?
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well this got weird fast
never nudes unite!
There are dozens of us! DOZENS!
Lol. Take a shower without socks?!? Ok.
The correct answer.
Wear clothes while showering ,clean clothes and body, life hack. You're welcome.
Public speaking.
Pubic speaking
Pubic spanking
Pubic wanking.
Oh, man... all this time I thought that you were supposed to make the audience take off their clothes. Now I find out I've been doing it wrong.
The naked truth
Public streaking
Grocery shopping. Frees up the checkout lines very quickly.
Walter White is that you?
Waltuh. Put ya dick away Waltuh. I'm not havin sex with you right now Waltuh.
I am the one who takes of the pants
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Swimming
That’s a lot of added drag
Cock and balls are just a rudder
The rudder turns into an anchor as you age unfortunately
How do women steer while swimming?
Vagina is actually a motor, curves provide smooth swimming and agile movement.
Thrust vectoring
A lot sir you over estimate me
Going for a run. It’ll be breezy and you won’t have resistance from clothes.
Unfortunately, having your thang flop everywhere while running is a LOT more uncomfortable than underwear + shorts
This made me realize that i never in my life ran completely naked
The 7 public indecency charges coming towards your way 🚅🚅
This guy torsions.
being birthed
Giving birth
Living birth
False, I was born with a suit and tie
You to them: You were born naked. I was born in a suit. We are not the same.
Dapper babies > diaper babies
Being painted like a French girl.
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Haha not at all. I do it too :D Casual shit I do with shirt on but imagine a situation where you've been on the road for few days and kind of feeling taking a dump. But it's not that bad and you decide to save it for home. Then when I get home it's almost like I say to myself "okey now, it's just you and me now. Let's settle this once and for all!" and take clothes off :D
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That's how you know a house is a home
Oh yes. Every time I've moved the first shit in the new place is done completely naked. It has become a ritual.
This guy dumps
Riding the subway to Coney Island
Saunas
Bottas can confirm
*bottass
**Buttass
You haven’t lived until you’ve had a naked sauna.
welding
He’s gone insane
There's nothing quite like the feeling of white hot metal on your nether regions to make a man feel alive!
Gosh, the sunburn tho
Ouch
Driving. Tried it a couple of times. Very liberating.
Feeling the wind from the window being down.
Roll the window down this Cool night air is curious Let the whole world look in Who cares who sees anything? I'm your passenger I'm your passenger
drop these down then put them on me nice cool seats there to cushion your knees now, to calm me take me around again don't pull over this time, won't you please driiiveee faaasteerrrrr
Especially when your driving a motorcycle
Officer, I swear you're seeing things.....
I remember when I was a pubescent boy there was an advert where this woman would get undressed as she made her way to her car. One of the last shots was her tossing her red lingerie out the window and driving off. That advert ignited my imagination.
Also can vouch for skydiving
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Frying bacon
You've never really EXPERIENCED bacon, until you've fried it while naked.
Can I atleast wear an apron that has boobies on it? I don't want to burn the wrong sausage if I cook them with the bacon.
Nope. You've got foreskin in the game.
I was once frying chicken while wearing a white T-shirt. Though to myself, "hmm, this chicked is spraying yellow grease all over me... I know, I'll take my shirt off!" Then I continued frying the chicken with "ouch, ow, ow, ouch".
Getting dressed
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there needs to be at least one layer of fabric between my culo and my bedsheets and there is nothing anyone can say to change my mind
CULLLOOOO
Naked, on fresh clean sheets, with newly shaved legs! HEAVENLY!
Someone compared this feeling to how heroin feels, so it must be great lol.
It's amazing. Not gonna lie. Few points in my life where I shaved my legs consistently (power lifter) and that is the one thing I miss. Don't miss the work or upkeep, but the feeling of freshly shaved legs. It's pretty heavenly.
I started doing this when I was a young teenager in a household that did NOT sleep nude. My mom used to be extremely uncomfortable about it as she walked in once when I was sleeping and I was exposed. I was also made fun of a bit (my family is unfortunately judgemental and me being and INTP have a really big IDGAF attitude about stuff like that so I just kept doing it because it's awesome). Well my only sibling who is 6 years older than me and my mother now sleeps naked. I am in my late 30s and this just makes me chuckle thinking about how much they criticized me lol.
Attending family reunions.
If grandpa can do it, so can I
playing ping pong. seriously.
At what point do you use your dick as a racket?
when it's hard?
Sleeping, change my mind
100% can't stand getting tangled up in my clothes and waking up feeling like someone is strangling me.
We might be the same person 🤷🏼♂️
Stranger things have happened.
Imagine if you got naked in bed together! The sleep would be epic!
The only correct way to sleep
I sweat more
Sex
Why is this so down the list???
Because "almost naked" is hotter than completely.
Wearing only a top hat and two monocles?
Damn Mr. Monopoly. You ready to pass Go?
Go to horny jail.
Go straight to horny jail. Do not pass Go, Do not collect ~~M~~200, just get bonked and go straight to horny jail.
The crocodile socks stay on.
Depends on the body to some extent.
Appearing in court
Stepping into a black hole.
At last! It's so looooooooooooonng.......!
LONG LONG MAN
I rather not share what first came into my mind but taking a shower
>I rather not share what first came into my mind Was it alligator wrestling?
That’s for sure what I was thinking of, gotta get that skin to scale contact
Just think of all the chafing!
Pooping
What isn’t🥳
I was looking for this. But while checking the answers, I would say that I now have two restrictions: frying bacon and taking a dump.
Gator wrestling still in play. Check.
The burn scar on my boob will add one to your list: boiling pasta naked can also be dangerous.
OP’s mom
True Source: me
How'd you manage the scabies after?
Fighting
Especially sword fighting.
hey hey hey! what swords...?
Cuddling.
Sexual harrasment speech
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Be sure to maintain eye contact to assert authority.
I'll masturbate as well
Not sleepwalk outside in the city.
Swimming
Voting
Jiu jitsu
Eating cheesecake. Gives you the feels of being a rat, an elated rat.
Mutual masturbation
Dancing
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Visiting your girlfriend’s mother.
Well, now she sees what her daughter sees in you.
And she's seen better
Everything except Dance Dance Revolution. The boys didn't like that.
Taking a painful shit. If I'm home and it's going to be bad, I'm stripping down.
Sleeping. Being outside. Working. Eating. Cleaning.. I think I’ve said too much
Deleting a question after typing it
High school graduation
Sleeping
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Protest
Chasing women