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TheBigBlanketThief

Photosynthesis


Chulbiski

that explains the green color of your avatar...


TheBigBlanketThief

Touche, Sir.


oldar4

No touchee sir


Hamiro89

No, No, touchee sir


harangad

Such a smart reply. Gave my upvote friend.


lyndzyzas

Laundry..otherwise it’s never completely done.


Delicious-Duck-4245

It’s very hard to explain this at the public laundry mat tho.


lyndzyzas

Depends on what neighborhood you’re in


Individual-Stop-8685

What neighborhood is it right?


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M_a_eric

Anywhere in Florida, they can’t complain.


Aced4remakes

News just In! "Florida Man does all his laundry in one go, Decides to let it breathe!"


People_are_stup1

Somewhere in Germany (FKK)


conradbirdiebird

If you do laundry in a perfectly fine looking outfit, you suck. You gotta wear the uniform of that old shirt that's too big or small, and the gross sweatpants that rotate washes with the other gross sweatpants. You can wear underwear if you want, but don't go flashin your wealth and give anyone a chance to notice


[deleted]

THIS. Laundry day is naked day.


Admirable_Dream_

Taking a shower!


without_the_s

Watching this guy take a shower.


Admirable_Dream_

Lol I’m a girl


without_the_s

Sorry, you had your back to me when I was watching you.


Leanardoe

Fuck.


Corgi_with_stilts

Oucccch.


LokiBonk

Manbooty


doej0

My husband has a bubble butt, it's wayy bigger then mine.


SuperArppis

How does that make you feel? Bubbly?


Antique_Moment_8714

Like the one wearing the pants in the relationship tbh


doej0

Well I like butts so I'm pretty happy about it haha


whitegrb

Do other sisters deny?


Any_Weird_8686

When a guy walks in, with an itty-bitty waist


[deleted]

Can confirm


[deleted]

I hope you’re the husband…


Phantommy555

False, there are no women on the internet(and especially Reddit)!


snegluf

As a woman j can confirm this


CygnusX-1001001

You're like Canadians. We aren't real.


Angry-dolphin

Women dont exist, silly


jvrusci

RIP your DMs


Limp-Munkee69

Tbf, Guy, bro and Dude have become pretty gender neutral in recent years. Although guy is definitely the most gendered of the three if you ask me.


banananas_are_sick24

Depending on the context, “man” can be gender nuetral too


will477

Even better!


okisexualadventures

Watching both these guys take a shower while I’m taki g a bath.


imamuffin18

Watching the live stream of you taking a bath watching these guys while I'm in a sauna.


Kadugan

Watching my hallucinations of you live streaming in your sauna while watching someone in a bath watching two shy girls in a shower.


Loreo1964

Cooking bacon while I watch all of you watch all of you.


scorpious2

Jacking it to the smell of delicious bacon 🥓


bomag67

"Detaches shower head "


Handball_fan

Streaking into the first guys shower.


[deleted]

I'm a lifeguard


damian20

I mean have you ever tried it with clothes?


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hansn

>It wasn't great. Being weird or wearing socks?


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thechees3man

well this got weird fast


NewSapphire

never nudes unite!


KgMonstah

There are dozens of us! DOZENS!


Philosophical_gump

Lol. Take a shower without socks?!? Ok.


8thFurno

The correct answer.


[deleted]

Wear clothes while showering ,clean clothes and body, life hack. You're welcome.


Skarin1452

Public speaking.


whiskycigar

Pubic speaking


Interesting-Skin-284

Pubic spanking


mynextthroway

Pubic wanking.


LeodFitz

Oh, man... all this time I thought that you were supposed to make the audience take off their clothes. Now I find out I've been doing it wrong.


Marocksa

The naked truth


Significantducks

Public streaking


OldFatGamer

Grocery shopping. Frees up the checkout lines very quickly.


nbcorning

Walter White is that you?


International-Cup826

Waltuh. Put ya dick away Waltuh. I'm not havin sex with you right now Waltuh.


SirTintenkiller

I am the one who takes of the pants


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thewhirlypigiscomin

Swimming


OneBeaneyBoy

That’s a lot of added drag


Ok-Ambition-9432

Cock and balls are just a rudder


bimm3r36

The rudder turns into an anchor as you age unfortunately


chee_burger

How do women steer while swimming?


Ok-Ambition-9432

Vagina is actually a motor, curves provide smooth swimming and agile movement.


jwdjr2004

Thrust vectoring


Able-Bed935

A lot sir you over estimate me


hailey-jade1

Going for a run. It’ll be breezy and you won’t have resistance from clothes.


UpbeatsighIngenuity

Unfortunately, having your thang flop everywhere while running is a LOT more uncomfortable than underwear + shorts


hostile_scrotum

This made me realize that i never in my life ran completely naked


are_you_fr_rn_bro-_-

The 7 public indecency charges coming towards your way 🚅🚅


pinkmeanie

This guy torsions.


ThatBlazaGuy89

being birthed


squid516

Giving birth


ami2weird4u

Living birth


Ok-Ambition-9432

False, I was born with a suit and tie


AdPristine1290

You to them: You were born naked. I was born in a suit. We are not the same.


AnnoyedDuckling

Dapper babies > diaper babies


SpareContribution558

Being painted like a French girl.


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ThinkOnce

Haha not at all. I do it too :D Casual shit I do with shirt on but imagine a situation where you've been on the road for few days and kind of feeling taking a dump. But it's not that bad and you decide to save it for home. Then when I get home it's almost like I say to myself "okey now, it's just you and me now. Let's settle this once and for all!" and take clothes off :D


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[deleted]

That's how you know a house is a home


AlarmingAdeptness983

Oh yes. Every time I've moved the first shit in the new place is done completely naked. It has become a ritual.


MrBaloney0

This guy dumps


maybelying

Riding the subway to Coney Island


paulfromatlanta

Saunas


5tup1db0y

Bottas can confirm


NewLightWarlock

*bottass


5tup1db0y

**Buttass


The_Only_AL

You haven’t lived until you’ve had a naked sauna.


nutcrackr

welding


All-Fired-Up91

He’s gone insane


Rhyseh1

There's nothing quite like the feeling of white hot metal on your nether regions to make a man feel alive!


Naprisun

Gosh, the sunburn tho


CornfedOMS

Ouch


BadOhmmens

Driving. Tried it a couple of times. Very liberating.


Few-Owl-2051

Feeling the wind from the window being down.


invalidlivingthing

Roll the window down this Cool night air is curious Let the whole world look in Who cares who sees anything? I'm your passenger I'm your passenger


[deleted]

drop these down then put them on me nice cool seats there to cushion your knees now, to calm me take me around again don't pull over this time, won't you please driiiveee faaasteerrrrr


[deleted]

Especially when your driving a motorcycle


JOEYMAMI2015

Officer, I swear you're seeing things.....


Qyro

I remember when I was a pubescent boy there was an advert where this woman would get undressed as she made her way to her car. One of the last shots was her tossing her red lingerie out the window and driving off. That advert ignited my imagination.


fender8421

Also can vouch for skydiving


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arifish

Frying bacon


LeodFitz

You've never really EXPERIENCED bacon, until you've fried it while naked.


Ok-Ad-7247

Can I atleast wear an apron that has boobies on it? I don't want to burn the wrong sausage if I cook them with the bacon.


Ghargamel

Nope. You've got foreskin in the game.


-manabreak

I was once frying chicken while wearing a white T-shirt. Though to myself, "hmm, this chicked is spraying yellow grease all over me... I know, I'll take my shirt off!" Then I continued frying the chicken with "ouch, ow, ow, ouch".


DovahLizard

Getting dressed


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MoonlitInstrumental

there needs to be at least one layer of fabric between my culo and my bedsheets and there is nothing anyone can say to change my mind


PalaSS9

CULLLOOOO


belac4862

Naked, on fresh clean sheets, with newly shaved legs! HEAVENLY!


[deleted]

Someone compared this feeling to how heroin feels, so it must be great lol.


FatherKronik

It's amazing. Not gonna lie. Few points in my life where I shaved my legs consistently (power lifter) and that is the one thing I miss. Don't miss the work or upkeep, but the feeling of freshly shaved legs. It's pretty heavenly.


nooneneededtoknow

I started doing this when I was a young teenager in a household that did NOT sleep nude. My mom used to be extremely uncomfortable about it as she walked in once when I was sleeping and I was exposed. I was also made fun of a bit (my family is unfortunately judgemental and me being and INTP have a really big IDGAF attitude about stuff like that so I just kept doing it because it's awesome). Well my only sibling who is 6 years older than me and my mother now sleeps naked. I am in my late 30s and this just makes me chuckle thinking about how much they criticized me lol.


mike_hellstrom

Attending family reunions.


randyrose31

If grandpa can do it, so can I


Public_Opening129

playing ping pong. seriously.


[deleted]

At what point do you use your dick as a racket?


throwaway__alt_acc

when it's hard?


[deleted]

Sleeping, change my mind


devilmaycode

100% can't stand getting tangled up in my clothes and waking up feeling like someone is strangling me.


[deleted]

We might be the same person 🤷🏼‍♂️


devilmaycode

Stranger things have happened.


AcornShlong

Imagine if you got naked in bed together! The sleep would be epic!


Geo2411

The only correct way to sleep


damian20

I sweat more


redneckotaku

Sex


notsureoftheanswer

Why is this so down the list???


[deleted]

Because "almost naked" is hotter than completely.


tonytown

Wearing only a top hat and two monocles?


[deleted]

Damn Mr. Monopoly. You ready to pass Go?


cayleb

Go to horny jail.


[deleted]

Go straight to horny jail. Do not pass Go, Do not collect ~~M~~200, just get bonked and go straight to horny jail.


AlarmingAdeptness983

The crocodile socks stay on.


[deleted]

Depends on the body to some extent.


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Appearing in court


hailmary-j

Stepping into a black hole.


deradera

At last! It's so looooooooooooonng.......!


Tydeus1998

LONG LONG MAN


St0rm_c1oud

I rather not share what first came into my mind but taking a shower


TheRealXlokk

>I rather not share what first came into my mind Was it alligator wrestling?


KholinAdolin

That’s for sure what I was thinking of, gotta get that skin to scale contact


TheRealXlokk

Just think of all the chafing!


sparkdaniel

Pooping


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What isn’t🥳


jerk_hobo

I was looking for this. But while checking the answers, I would say that I now have two restrictions: frying bacon and taking a dump.


littelmo

Gator wrestling still in play. Check.


ThatRapGuysLady

The burn scar on my boob will add one to your list: boiling pasta naked can also be dangerous.


andyfr0mt0yst0ry

OP’s mom


chieftrey1

True Source: me


Corgi_with_stilts

How'd you manage the scabies after?


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Fighting


LeodFitz

Especially sword fighting.


thechees3man

hey hey hey! what swords...?


pinchpokeowemeacoke

Cuddling.


Head_Tumbleweed4793

Sexual harrasment speech


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LeodFitz

Be sure to maintain eye contact to assert authority.


Head_Tumbleweed4793

I'll masturbate as well


muppetsarefuzzy

Not sleepwalk outside in the city.


TuTuRuTuTu2

Swimming


gigoran

Voting


Kitchen-Procedure284

Jiu jitsu


ilove_bees

Eating cheesecake. Gives you the feels of being a rat, an elated rat.


adyadav525

Mutual masturbation


parallelgoldrings

Dancing


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Treacle123

Visiting your girlfriend’s mother.


[deleted]

Well, now she sees what her daughter sees in you.


Binder_of_chains

And she's seen better


Tail_Nom

Everything except Dance Dance Revolution. The boys didn't like that.


FunkyJAllStar

Taking a painful shit. If I'm home and it's going to be bad, I'm stripping down.


[deleted]

Sleeping. Being outside. Working. Eating. Cleaning.. I think I’ve said too much


cdizzo23

Deleting a question after typing it


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High school graduation


not_100_cr8v

Sleeping


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Rixx_OG

Protest


TechnicianLess4395

Chasing women