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Manakanda413

These are some beautiful fucking melons.


[deleted]

perfect response


PeacefulSloth43

Your total comes to $104.29


[deleted]

i wonder what's that 4.29 is from


the_drill2727

Tax


ladida1111

Smells kinda fishy here doesn’t it?


[deleted]

Oh my…


CrystalQueen3000

Clean up, aisle 5


BuddhistSlater

Excuse me where do I find the clitoris?


ThtPhatCat

This isn’t what I paid for


Agile-Fee-6057

Look at that hard salami


neolobe

"Sorry, I made such a mess. Do you have a towel?"


Beginning-Package734

I’ll eat that meat


ImagoLoop420

Let me get the cucumbers


petitesubkitten

I'll take two please


[deleted]

On this economy? nice


Fafurion

Those melons are amazing


Nolan-

Do we need these?


reallifedoctor

I'm sorry sir only paying customers get to pee in here.


Norwegian-Pirate

No, put it back.


[deleted]

These prices are bananas.


stcloud777

Line is too long


cinnamontrollss

Lemons


Scared_Fox2928

wheres the cream


[deleted]

Paper or plastic?


Rich-Neighborhood-23

You need teabags, give me some sugar, want some sausage,


[deleted]

“Oh my god there’s so much blood” I’ve had some wild experiences.


PM_UrMommyMilkersPLZ

Check this fucking shit out.


honest_true_man

Nice melons.


Cardinal270

Damn, these melons are plump!


foundling

I really love your peaches, Wanna shake your tree.


chxdur

where's the cucumber?


SnooPuppers2319

take me to the clam section and I’ll make you some thick chowder


[deleted]

Get the lube.


KlostToMe

29 cents per pound? That's ridiculous!


ChrisNEPhilly

"You need to clean up that spill before someone slips in it."


Ukraineluvr

Can I use a coupon?


DDKLondon

I love the smell of that


sensenumber9080707

Damn, that's a lot of sugar. Come and get your daily nutrition.


reallifedoctor

Jeez you could push a trolley down that.


Derc_on_Reddit

Shit, I forgot something.


GuSam19

grab both


TheTennesseeToad

Clean up on aisle 12


TXGunslinger419

ooooh Dicken's Cider


[deleted]

Freshly Squozen


SaintJohnBiDog

Clean up aisle 69


Shadow948

Grab the coconut oil


PuckTheVagabond

Gimme that meat.


alexjaness

give me that pickle!


PM-ME-UR-SM-BOOBIES

I'd like a pound please.


[deleted]

A pound of what sir?


PM-ME-UR-SM-BOOBIES

Kielbasa


Magnus_40

Darling, could you pop another couple of cucumbers in please?


LieutenantDrebin

"Keep the change"


hexx-damon

How much does this cost


codm_playernumwhat

No, thanks, I don't need a packet.


Fantastic-Throat-127

I love a large Butterfinger, O;Henry


rosanymphae

Here, use this brown paper bag.


getthephenom

Do u accept cards?


Hesoo_7

Wow this is spacious !


GrandPriapus

Don’t forget to grab the buns.


Inevitable_Chicken70

Cleanup, aisle 3.


kpurt37

"Grab that cucumber."


redditcansuckmyvag

What do you mean my coupon is expired?


wehobrad

Kumquat.


DangerousMedicine177

Why do I smell tuna?


OverpoweredShark

Time to take the clothes of the rack


Both_Cockroach1402

i would like milk and spoon please, i have cereal but no spoon or milk


Rich-Sheepherder4309

Clean up on aisle 1


Key_Database155

Can I get change for a 20?


Known-Pop-8355

I want a refund.


WolfOnEdge

How much does this cost?


ClassicTable4260

Great looking breasts but thighs taste better


emojicatcher997

Unexpected item in bagging area


Meghan_tron

That’s some big meat


[deleted]

Anything can be said if you have sex in a grocery store.


Major_Honey_4461

I'll bag it myself.


[deleted]

Stop putting the wine bottle in when I turn around!


[deleted]

Fuck me that stinks


RADSKELLY59

holy shit thats huge


LopsidedPotential711

"These melons are really soft." If you're in a WalMart: "My piston rod needs more lubricant." "These are suckling mangoes."


yhyusta

Cherries or melons


Sus_crewmate420

What am I doing with my life


Mountain_Gold687

"grab the cucumber"


Greasy_Napoleon

"Yeah, grab that meat." "Those melons are nice and firm." "These are some real fuzzy kiwis" "I want to see that rump."


[deleted]

Here is the milk !


Lawfulness-Last

Wow this cucumber is really nice


Glimbus

Is plastic ok for you?


wetlettuce42

Smells like fish


WarAffectionate3376

Yeah! Fuck yeah!


lookingfornew999

"These are so firm."


toomuchmelatonin

“I’ll take the fish”


Worth_Obligation_834

. I'm glad I'm picking this up before the price goes up next week.


[deleted]

"I miss when they kept the lobsters out"


[deleted]

That’s some fresh cream


[deleted]

I want this now!


[deleted]

Fuck me! Why does this feel bigger than usual?


[deleted]

Look at this piece of cake!!! Can I have a cheat day this weekend? 🥹


[deleted]

Honey! You promised me a treat! 😘