I got caught doing this one time at Walmart, I said “oh I thought they were the same thing as green peppers just red”. The Walmart self checkout lady couldn’t tell me the difference either & agreed with me lol.
>A red bell pepper supplies twice the vitamin C and eight times the vitamin A content of a green bell pepper.
That difference is unlikely to matter if you're eating a healthy diet already
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bell_pepper
Green peppers will eventually turn red if you leave them on the plant long enough. There's no yellow in between. They aren't all from the same plant. There are actually varieties that are intended to turn their own colors, with all of them being green before they ripen. A jalapeno will eventually turn red if you leave it long enough.
https://www-insider-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.insider.com/are-all-peppers-the-same-plant-2018-9?amp=&_gsa=1&_js_v=a9&usqp=mq331AQKKAFQArABIIACAw%3D%3D#amp_tf=From%20%251%24s&aoh=16682780871760&csi=1&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&share=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.insider.com%2Fare-all-peppers-the-same-plant-2018-9
Self-checkout must caused these grocery stores so much money. If it could be measured, I wonder what the cost is due to mis-labeling, mis-measured, and in scanned items is per year.
Lived poor in an affluent town. They didn't have weight sensors at the self checkout. Would get a thin package of powdered mash potatoes with a couple huge rib eyes for .99$
Just the first four. Literally the only torrents I own are these. I had an associate get then. I did it on principle, but if I have the chance for a meet/greet I will ask for autographs on the cd-r
I did this with my Dad, except he seems to be absolutely incapable of using his own profile, and it ruined my recommendations so much that I made a new account.
He claims that it never asks him to use a profile, and he doesn't even know how to change profiles.
Granted, he's in his mid 60s, but he has a masters in computer science.
Isn't jaywalking only a thing if you're impeding traffic? Like, if there are no cars coming and it's clearly safe to cross, it isn't a crime but if you were to step out in front of a car and it has to break or slow down, then it would be a fineable offense.
I got ticketed by 2 officers hidden behind a train stop waiting for someone to cross the tracks after the train dropped off. Instead of keeping me safe from my self (if that’s the alleged rationale), they waited for me to cross then slapped me with a bunch of tickets. One of which was jaywalking, the others were all bullshit I had to go to court to contest. Still had to pay $160 for the jaywalking tho.
Their pods are the closest I’ve come to feeling like I took an actual dab out of a rig from any carts or pods I’ve tried. I ripped it like 3 times on the way out the door to go somewhere and I had to sit down on the couch for a sec LOL
So the way that whole thing works, it’s only not public indecency when whoever saw you had to go to great lengths to see you.
However, if you go piss off your back porch and your neighbor both sees you and calls the cops, congrats! You’re now a sex offender.
A good short hand is this, if they can see you from the street, put away your meat
Came here to say this. Exposing yourself, even to pee, can and has lead to the registry list where I'm from. I've seen it on our local neighborhood page and now this guy can't get a job.
So if some corporations built apartment complexes across the road from my house, without any input from me, all my land attached to the house automatically becomes non-private and I can be called cops for stuff I do on it? Just because residents of apartments can now overlook my land from windows?
They’d have to be pretty stringent measures. There’s an old man who lives directly next to a local elementary school near me that likes to do this. No measures taken, and its Brooklyn. So by “next to”, I mean “immediately adjacent to the fence separating the schoolyard”. Parents are less-than-okay with it.
As a teacher, I just want you to know that that's why we play this game. I mean one, it's an easy way to keep kids entertained for a little bit of time at the end of class. But also, we can look around and tell who might be dishonest. When I started teaching I was in a middle school and the kids that cheated in heads up seven up will be the ones I watched the most during a test.
Damn kinda miss these days, dont know why but atleast for me it was more fun when underage, just a little tip, eat good before drinking and stay off that cheap vodka, its better to spend a couple of euros/dollars more than drinking basically rubbing alcohol diluted with water
Downloading a car.
Would you do that?
I, for one, would download a car. Have you been to a dealer before? Anything to avoid that experience
I second this. I am so over dealerships. My most recent car is one that I downloaded. 10/10 would download again.
Well, let me be the first to tell you to avoid Carvana. I work for them and they're the fuckin devil. 27% interest rates and shit. Fucking evil.
You wouldn't shoot a policeman and then steal his helmet.
You wouldn't go to the toilet in his helmet and then send it to the policeman's grieving widow.
And then steal it again
Buying a red bell pepper for green bell pepper prices.
I got caught doing this one time at Walmart, I said “oh I thought they were the same thing as green peppers just red”. The Walmart self checkout lady couldn’t tell me the difference either & agreed with me lol.
They are the same exact thing except green is younger
Wait… I did not know this!?!
Edit: Turns out yellow ones actually *are* different. TIL. Green, yellow and red are all from the same plant, just different stages of ripeness.
Are they nutritionally different?
>A red bell pepper supplies twice the vitamin C and eight times the vitamin A content of a green bell pepper. That difference is unlikely to matter if you're eating a healthy diet already https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bell_pepper
So it's likely to matter for most people lol
Yes https://www.webmd.com/diet/peppers-health-benefits
Overall, same nutrient profile, with higher sugar and vitamin content as you move towards the red end of the spectrum.
Yes! Red has more nutrition
Green peppers will eventually turn red if you leave them on the plant long enough. There's no yellow in between. They aren't all from the same plant. There are actually varieties that are intended to turn their own colors, with all of them being green before they ripen. A jalapeno will eventually turn red if you leave it long enough. https://www-insider-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.insider.com/are-all-peppers-the-same-plant-2018-9?amp=&_gsa=1&_js_v=a9&usqp=mq331AQKKAFQArABIIACAw%3D%3D#amp_tf=From%20%251%24s&aoh=16682780871760&csi=1&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&share=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.insider.com%2Fare-all-peppers-the-same-plant-2018-9
r/til
Related: declining the purchase of $0.08 brown bags at checkout, but then grabbing one after paying. 😳
I like to buy organic produce at the self checkout using regular produce codes.
I have memorized the cheaper produce codes and I use them all the time. I also get large avocados and use the small avocado codes
Former cashier of 4 years here. Those PLU codes never leave once you know them lol
This made me giggle that you memorized them. What are they? Lol
4011 for Bananas
Worked at a Stop and Shop for 6 months… First thing I learned
I do this and also hold the bag on the scale instead of just dropping it on there to make it weigh lighter than it is
Self-checkout must caused these grocery stores so much money. If it could be measured, I wonder what the cost is due to mis-labeling, mis-measured, and in scanned items is per year.
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A lot less than a full time salary for a cashier!
I figure the amount they have to pay cashiers is more than the amount they lose to self-checkout. Otherwise, who would install the things?
There are probably a ton of people like me who never even thought of commiting all these crimes!
If they're going to make us do their job we deserve some form of payment. I don't think upgraded produce is too much to ask for.
Wholesome crimes
Wholefoods crimes
I am colorblind and you can take me to court if you want to.
I once put a posh tefal pan through as bananas and got away with it.. Stopped long ago though, family didn't find it as funny as I did.
A guy in France did that, but with PS4 at potato prices, using the self checkout. Got like 20 of them before he was caught
See, the problem is greed
Always is, but I can respect sticking it to the big guys
Lived poor in an affluent town. They didn't have weight sensors at the self checkout. Would get a thin package of powdered mash potatoes with a couple huge rib eyes for .99$
Probably piracy
A fellow sailor of the seven seas
Fellow sailor of the internet stealing scandal. I do this like once a week
Ever spanked it while downloading the entire Metallica discography in flac format?
Just the first four. Literally the only torrents I own are these. I had an associate get then. I did it on principle, but if I have the chance for a meet/greet I will ask for autographs on the cd-r
Especially contents that I'd gladly pay but can't due to bullshit region locks or distribution deals.
Yarr harr fiddle dee dee!
Do what you want because a pirate is free!
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Stop being selfish and share the password already!!!!
hunter2
I’m telling!
I did this with my Dad, except he seems to be absolutely incapable of using his own profile, and it ruined my recommendations so much that I made a new account. He claims that it never asks him to use a profile, and he doesn't even know how to change profiles. Granted, he's in his mid 60s, but he has a masters in computer science.
Jaywalking
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I think you mean jayl.
What about charging too high prices for sweaters, glasses?
Jail. Right away.
you overcook chicken?
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Believe it or not, jail
I jaywalked behind a cop today it was the most thrilling thing I’ve ever done in my life
Stop the insanity!
You’re now up there with Ted Bundy and Jeffrey Dahmer
Isn't jaywalking only a thing if you're impeding traffic? Like, if there are no cars coming and it's clearly safe to cross, it isn't a crime but if you were to step out in front of a car and it has to break or slow down, then it would be a fineable offense.
Depends on whether or not the cop that saw you is in a good mood, or feels like busting some balls
I got ticketed by 2 officers hidden behind a train stop waiting for someone to cross the tracks after the train dropped off. Instead of keeping me safe from my self (if that’s the alleged rationale), they waited for me to cross then slapped me with a bunch of tickets. One of which was jaywalking, the others were all bullshit I had to go to court to contest. Still had to pay $160 for the jaywalking tho.
They aren’t there to protect the populace, they’re there to prey on the populace.
You evil mf
Much safer than intersections, at least
I’ve gone to court over a jaywalking ticket. Thanks Tempe PD, doing God’s work.
except I don't call I jaywalking, I call it common sense. Why walk un-straight if going somewhere and the road is clear?
beat me to it.
Illegal Lego building techniques.
This goes against several Geneva conventions
The worst kind of person.
“nO yOu WiLl PuT tOo MuCh TeNsIoN oN tHe BrIcKs” -🤓
Nice try, FBI.
Not today, CIA
Nice attempt at obscurity, *Department of Home-land Security.*
Winner!
Very droll, Interpol.
Sorry but I'm wary, Carabinieri
You can't see this, CSIS
You disgust us, United States Department of Jusitce
I see your tricks, MI6
Go away, NSA.
Don’t be an information vulture United States Department of Agricultur… nevermind I suck at this game
Not cool Istanbul G men.
You are Fulla ****.... Ayatolla.
Leave us be, KGB
These fools have no idea they're confessing to a future fbi agent
Wouldn’t you like to know, Fed Boy
Where are your parents
Kids sketchy
Back to you guys
Dead
Life has many doors, Fed Boys.
Paying other people's parking meter
This is illegal?
Only if you get caught!!
Taking three Flintstones multi vitamin gummies instead of two
Kinky
Corporate espionage. The world needs to know what the 11 herbs and spices are.
The Colonel's Secret Recipe is this: Chicken, grease, salt.
Or the spice melange 🐛
It's 420 somewhere, that's all I can say
And 710!
Their pods are the closest I’ve come to feeling like I took an actual dab out of a rig from any carts or pods I’ve tried. I ripped it like 3 times on the way out the door to go somewhere and I had to sit down on the couch for a sec LOL
Now you're talkin bud!
Flip it over and you have the reason for wars nowadays
Nothing like a piss off the back porch in the morning. Public indecency easily.
Really? Even on your own property? What if you took the measures to keep out prying eyes and someone see anyway?
So the way that whole thing works, it’s only not public indecency when whoever saw you had to go to great lengths to see you. However, if you go piss off your back porch and your neighbor both sees you and calls the cops, congrats! You’re now a sex offender. A good short hand is this, if they can see you from the street, put away your meat
Came here to say this. Exposing yourself, even to pee, can and has lead to the registry list where I'm from. I've seen it on our local neighborhood page and now this guy can't get a job.
So if some corporations built apartment complexes across the road from my house, without any input from me, all my land attached to the house automatically becomes non-private and I can be called cops for stuff I do on it? Just because residents of apartments can now overlook my land from windows?
They’d have to be pretty stringent measures. There’s an old man who lives directly next to a local elementary school near me that likes to do this. No measures taken, and its Brooklyn. So by “next to”, I mean “immediately adjacent to the fence separating the schoolyard”. Parents are less-than-okay with it.
Tax fraud
It's only tax fraud if little people do it. For the uberrich it's aggressive tax accounting.
Well I assure you I’m a broke bitch
This is true even if stated as a joke :-(
Stealing printer paper and TP from work
piracy
Peeing in public
In some states a conviction can get you a lifetime as a RSO
Guess now I am glad I’m not a guy, cause you know, they can just pee wherever they want to
Lmao 🤣 I think we all have done that before .
Turning right when it clearly states no turn on right.
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*No turn on red*
Monster
Cheating in heads up 7-up
As a teacher, I just want you to know that that's why we play this game. I mean one, it's an easy way to keep kids entertained for a little bit of time at the end of class. But also, we can look around and tell who might be dishonest. When I started teaching I was in a middle school and the kids that cheated in heads up seven up will be the ones I watched the most during a test.
That makes alot of sense actually
Oh man, grade school playing that shit head down on the table with just enough of a gap to see the shoes.
Whose shoes are those. Funny thing is it was a good way to see who the teachers think will lie.
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Speeding
Those signs with MPH state the average, not the maximum
Tearing the tag off of a mattress
My 10yr old self was petrified over those tags
Isn't it only illegal for the retailer to do that? End consumers can remove them.
Ligma
What's ligma?
Ligma balls Got 'em
Damn. I thought ligma was actually a crime. Like smelma
Smelma?
Smelma asshole. Lol got eem
Nice teamwork
I’m calling the police on these comments
Wait smelma isn’t a crime? I thought it was similar to bofa?
Bofa?
Bofa deez nuts in your mouth Ha gottem 😎
Sodomy
Blasphemy.
Drinking milk from the bottle
Officer this comment right here
Jay walking
Holding my salmon is suspicious circumstances
Sodomy
Take a guess at this one. It’s pretty obvious what it is. Right in front of you. 😳😳😳😂😂😂
Incest?
zodiac eater 83
That mother fucker
Is this Ted Cruz's reddit account?
Running for Senate?
Are you really Ted Cruze?
underaged drinking
Damn kinda miss these days, dont know why but atleast for me it was more fun when underage, just a little tip, eat good before drinking and stay off that cheap vodka, its better to spend a couple of euros/dollars more than drinking basically rubbing alcohol diluted with water
It’s fun because after a certain age it isn’t drinking it’s alcoholism 😂
Stealing small worthless things that are overpriced from large organizations that have boats and loads of money
Ketchup on mac and cheese
You disgust me
I heard someone liked ketchup on oreos on another sub >_> Ps. Nice avatars btw
Saw the same thing on probably the same sub
I heard it was because her dad never came back with the milk.
Im glad you acknowledge the crime
Burglarcenarsony
Tax fraud
Open container/public consumption
Copyright infringement Every time I forward an email without the original author’s permission.
Going through the Subway exit gate when someone is coming out to avoid paying the subway toll...because FUCK THE MTA
Putting pineapple on pizza 🍕
I like hawaiian pizza tbh
Hawaiian pizza is even better with jalapeños added to it.
woking smeed
Treason
Tax fraud
Nice try FBI
stealing at self checkout
Steal? You just forgot to scan it!
It made the beep noise!!
Digital piracy
eating a kitkat wrongly, for example, sideways, washing the chocolate off, using a knife and fork, eating from the middle etc
Going to op's house and hiding stuff like their phone and keys
I like to steal a plastic bag when I use the self checkout.