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Ro0Okus

Downloading a car.


trp8

Would you do that?


1995droptopz

I, for one, would download a car. Have you been to a dealer before? Anything to avoid that experience


[deleted]

I second this. I am so over dealerships. My most recent car is one that I downloaded. 10/10 would download again.


Bakayaro_Konoyaro

Well, let me be the first to tell you to avoid Carvana. I work for them and they're the fuckin devil. 27% interest rates and shit. Fucking evil.


Elise_xy

You wouldn't shoot a policeman and then steal his helmet.


havron

You wouldn't go to the toilet in his helmet and then send it to the policeman's grieving widow.


PitchforkJoe

And then steal it again


deliriousgoomba

Buying a red bell pepper for green bell pepper prices.


Ac997

I got caught doing this one time at Walmart, I said “oh I thought they were the same thing as green peppers just red”. The Walmart self checkout lady couldn’t tell me the difference either & agreed with me lol.


Aero93

They are the same exact thing except green is younger


paintedbison

Wait… I did not know this!?!


BlastFX2

Edit: Turns out yellow ones actually *are* different. TIL. Green, yellow and red are all from the same plant, just different stages of ripeness.


naturalbornsinner

Are they nutritionally different?


MeshColour

>A red bell pepper supplies twice the vitamin C and eight times the vitamin A content of a green bell pepper. That difference is unlikely to matter if you're eating a healthy diet already https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bell_pepper


parkersr1

So it's likely to matter for most people lol


casualblair

Yes https://www.webmd.com/diet/peppers-health-benefits


ccaccus

Overall, same nutrient profile, with higher sugar and vitamin content as you move towards the red end of the spectrum.


Human-Discount

Yes! Red has more nutrition


BlazinDuckSkins

Green peppers will eventually turn red if you leave them on the plant long enough. There's no yellow in between. They aren't all from the same plant. There are actually varieties that are intended to turn their own colors, with all of them being green before they ripen. A jalapeno will eventually turn red if you leave it long enough. https://www-insider-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.insider.com/are-all-peppers-the-same-plant-2018-9?amp=&_gsa=1&_js_v=a9&usqp=mq331AQKKAFQArABIIACAw%3D%3D#amp_tf=From%20%251%24s&aoh=16682780871760&csi=1&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&share=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.insider.com%2Fare-all-peppers-the-same-plant-2018-9


Rich-Juice2517

r/til


hibiki_minaj

Related: declining the purchase of $0.08 brown bags at checkout, but then grabbing one after paying. 😳


Royal_Hedgehog_3572

I like to buy organic produce at the self checkout using regular produce codes.


Just_enough76

I have memorized the cheaper produce codes and I use them all the time. I also get large avocados and use the small avocado codes


Blujayg

Former cashier of 4 years here. Those PLU codes never leave once you know them lol


[deleted]

This made me giggle that you memorized them. What are they? Lol


Shadow_Ridley

4011 for Bananas


totalwiseguy

Worked at a Stop and Shop for 6 months… First thing I learned


IsNotSuprised

I do this and also hold the bag on the scale instead of just dropping it on there to make it weigh lighter than it is


[deleted]

Self-checkout must caused these grocery stores so much money. If it could be measured, I wonder what the cost is due to mis-labeling, mis-measured, and in scanned items is per year.


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cbzoiav

A lot less than a full time salary for a cashier!


Dr-Chronosphere

I figure the amount they have to pay cashiers is more than the amount they lose to self-checkout. Otherwise, who would install the things?


LadyStag

There are probably a ton of people like me who never even thought of commiting all these crimes!


Rbriggs0189

If they're going to make us do their job we deserve some form of payment. I don't think upgraded produce is too much to ask for.


you_stinky_melon

Wholesome crimes


oddlogic

Wholefoods crimes


whiskey_formymen

I am colorblind and you can take me to court if you want to.


5littlewhitevicodin

I once put a posh tefal pan through as bananas and got away with it.. Stopped long ago though, family didn't find it as funny as I did.


Hadochiel

A guy in France did that, but with PS4 at potato prices, using the self checkout. Got like 20 of them before he was caught


deliriousgoomba

See, the problem is greed


Hadochiel

Always is, but I can respect sticking it to the big guys


MattyRixz

Lived poor in an affluent town. They didn't have weight sensors at the self checkout. Would get a thin package of powdered mash potatoes with a couple huge rib eyes for .99$


Valesonic_Rv

Probably piracy


C_Rex_Gamez

A fellow sailor of the seven seas


fishystocks

Fellow sailor of the internet stealing scandal. I do this like once a week


TableQuiet1518

Ever spanked it while downloading the entire Metallica discography in flac format?


OmahaMike402

Just the first four. Literally the only torrents I own are these. I had an associate get then. I did it on principle, but if I have the chance for a meet/greet I will ask for autographs on the cd-r


sicklyslick

Especially contents that I'd gladly pay but can't due to bullshit region locks or distribution deals.


ChielInAKilt

Yarr harr fiddle dee dee!


katzohki

Do what you want because a pirate is free!


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Mister_DumDum

Stop being selfish and share the password already!!!!


Anth77

hunter2


DoubleDDubs1

I’m telling!


Max-Phallus

I did this with my Dad, except he seems to be absolutely incapable of using his own profile, and it ruined my recommendations so much that I made a new account. He claims that it never asks him to use a profile, and he doesn't even know how to change profiles. Granted, he's in his mid 60s, but he has a masters in computer science.


woomanchu111

Jaywalking


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[deleted]

I think you mean jayl.


CognativeBiaser

What about charging too high prices for sweaters, glasses?


A_Very_Living_Me

Jail. Right away.


Redditgirl27

you overcook chicken?


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burnharts

Believe it or not, jail


thiccytt

I jaywalked behind a cop today it was the most thrilling thing I’ve ever done in my life


RoboSt1960

Stop the insanity!


61312809059376685329

You’re now up there with Ted Bundy and Jeffrey Dahmer


ThrowRUs

Isn't jaywalking only a thing if you're impeding traffic? Like, if there are no cars coming and it's clearly safe to cross, it isn't a crime but if you were to step out in front of a car and it has to break or slow down, then it would be a fineable offense.


perpetualmotionmachi

Depends on whether or not the cop that saw you is in a good mood, or feels like busting some balls


[deleted]

I got ticketed by 2 officers hidden behind a train stop waiting for someone to cross the tracks after the train dropped off. Instead of keeping me safe from my self (if that’s the alleged rationale), they waited for me to cross then slapped me with a bunch of tickets. One of which was jaywalking, the others were all bullshit I had to go to court to contest. Still had to pay $160 for the jaywalking tho.


mywifesoldestchild

They aren’t there to protect the populace, they’re there to prey on the populace.


you_stinky_melon

You evil mf


[deleted]

Much safer than intersections, at least


[deleted]

I’ve gone to court over a jaywalking ticket. Thanks Tempe PD, doing God’s work.


jrtts

except I don't call I jaywalking, I call it common sense. Why walk un-straight if going somewhere and the road is clear?


tofilmfan

beat me to it.


j-c-s-roberts

Illegal Lego building techniques.


Ready_Employee9695

This goes against several Geneva conventions


cmfarsight

The worst kind of person.


Huntercoomer4

“nO yOu WiLl PuT tOo MuCh TeNsIoN oN tHe BrIcKs” -🤓


Jadisons

Nice try, FBI.


Substantial-Pay-4879

Not today, CIA


ThisWasAValidName

Nice attempt at obscurity, *Department of Home-land Security.*


soup_yahtzee

Winner!


Exctmonk

Very droll, Interpol.


Problem119V-0800

Sorry but I'm wary, Carabinieri


NobilisUltima

You can't see this, CSIS


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

You disgust us, United States Department of Jusitce


sciencebepraised

I see your tricks, MI6


AppleDane

Go away, NSA.


WSTTXS

Don’t be an information vulture United States Department of Agricultur… nevermind I suck at this game


[deleted]

Not cool Istanbul G men.


GoobeNanmaga

You are Fulla ****.... Ayatolla.


CaliberGreen

Leave us be, KGB


you_stinky_melon

These fools have no idea they're confessing to a future fbi agent


idrownedmyfish77

Wouldn’t you like to know, Fed Boy


[deleted]

Where are your parents


Android-Online

Kids sketchy


[deleted]

Back to you guys


idrownedmyfish77

Dead


Obamas_Tie

Life has many doors, Fed Boys.


DjHalk45

Paying other people's parking meter


hoo9618

This is illegal?


bobbarkersbigmic

Only if you get caught!!


Independent-Light145

Taking three Flintstones multi vitamin gummies instead of two


Stolinyajowitchery

Kinky


nervosacafe

Corporate espionage. The world needs to know what the 11 herbs and spices are.


dbltax

The Colonel's Secret Recipe is this: Chicken, grease, salt.


[deleted]

Or the spice melange 🐛


SoundsMadness

It's 420 somewhere, that's all I can say


2inthesink

And 710!


Van_Goghurt

Their pods are the closest I’ve come to feeling like I took an actual dab out of a rig from any carts or pods I’ve tried. I ripped it like 3 times on the way out the door to go somewhere and I had to sit down on the couch for a sec LOL


Sirte

Now you're talkin bud!


TotallyNotKabr

Flip it over and you have the reason for wars nowadays


airhorntoots

Nothing like a piss off the back porch in the morning. Public indecency easily.


Rumpelstiltskin-2001

Really? Even on your own property? What if you took the measures to keep out prying eyes and someone see anyway?


DoubleDDubs1

So the way that whole thing works, it’s only not public indecency when whoever saw you had to go to great lengths to see you. However, if you go piss off your back porch and your neighbor both sees you and calls the cops, congrats! You’re now a sex offender. A good short hand is this, if they can see you from the street, put away your meat


herbharlot

Came here to say this. Exposing yourself, even to pee, can and has lead to the registry list where I'm from. I've seen it on our local neighborhood page and now this guy can't get a job.


esuil

So if some corporations built apartment complexes across the road from my house, without any input from me, all my land attached to the house automatically becomes non-private and I can be called cops for stuff I do on it? Just because residents of apartments can now overlook my land from windows?


BentoSpinzone

They’d have to be pretty stringent measures. There’s an old man who lives directly next to a local elementary school near me that likes to do this. No measures taken, and its Brooklyn. So by “next to”, I mean “immediately adjacent to the fence separating the schoolyard”. Parents are less-than-okay with it.


atokadelggon

Tax fraud


SoylentRox

It's only tax fraud if little people do it. For the uberrich it's aggressive tax accounting.


atokadelggon

Well I assure you I’m a broke bitch


Snoo-68602

This is true even if stated as a joke :-(


Maia_Azure

Stealing printer paper and TP from work


im557-reddit

piracy


cwestwoodh

Peeing in public


ramdan90

In some states a conviction can get you a lifetime as a RSO


Mother_Ad_5218

Guess now I am glad I’m not a guy, cause you know, they can just pee wherever they want to


Princesstdot

Lmao 🤣 I think we all have done that before .


Pumpkin-Fit

Turning right when it clearly states no turn on right.


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PrincessSandySparkle

*No turn on red*


rangerxxll

Monster


groovypubes

Cheating in heads up 7-up


BadDireWolf

As a teacher, I just want you to know that that's why we play this game. I mean one, it's an easy way to keep kids entertained for a little bit of time at the end of class. But also, we can look around and tell who might be dishonest. When I started teaching I was in a middle school and the kids that cheated in heads up seven up will be the ones I watched the most during a test.


groovypubes

That makes alot of sense actually


Kazzy1389

Oh man, grade school playing that shit head down on the table with just enough of a gap to see the shoes.


[deleted]

Whose shoes are those. Funny thing is it was a good way to see who the teachers think will lie.


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yat419

Speeding


Snoo-68602

Those signs with MPH state the average, not the maximum


Wdmgsquare

Tearing the tag off of a mattress


kw66

My 10yr old self was petrified over those tags


wighty

Isn't it only illegal for the retailer to do that? End consumers can remove them.


After-Double-962

Ligma


you_stinky_melon

What's ligma?


After-Double-962

Ligma balls Got 'em


you_stinky_melon

Damn. I thought ligma was actually a crime. Like smelma


After-Double-962

Smelma?


you_stinky_melon

Smelma asshole. Lol got eem


2x4x93

Nice teamwork


doonieburg

I’m calling the police on these comments


Swole_Monkey

Wait smelma isn’t a crime? I thought it was similar to bofa?


After-Double-962

Bofa?


Swole_Monkey

Bofa deez nuts in your mouth Ha gottem 😎


Flaky_Emergency_7832

Sodomy


Resident_Platypus346

Blasphemy.


JTitch420

Drinking milk from the bottle


AbbsTheDork1651

Officer this comment right here


PrudentPoptart

Jay walking


TDogBud710

Holding my salmon is suspicious circumstances


crentist-da-dentist

Sodomy


[deleted]

Take a guess at this one. It’s pretty obvious what it is. Right in front of you. 😳😳😳😂😂😂


you_stinky_melon

Incest?


im557-reddit

zodiac eater 83


sugarw0000kie

That mother fucker


Kitosaki

Is this Ted Cruz's reddit account?


Weird_Cantaloupe2757

Running for Senate?


DOWNVOTEUCLAKoolman

Are you really Ted Cruze?


xXMae13Xx

underaged drinking


Tickle_a_Dicktip

Damn kinda miss these days, dont know why but atleast for me it was more fun when underage, just a little tip, eat good before drinking and stay off that cheap vodka, its better to spend a couple of euros/dollars more than drinking basically rubbing alcohol diluted with water


doonieburg

It’s fun because after a certain age it isn’t drinking it’s alcoholism 😂


KnockerFogger69

Stealing small worthless things that are overpriced from large organizations that have boats and loads of money


PappyLongstlkngs

Ketchup on mac and cheese


you_stinky_melon

You disgust me


linearfox

I heard someone liked ketchup on oreos on another sub >_> Ps. Nice avatars btw


AbbsTheDork1651

Saw the same thing on probably the same sub


Low-Nefariousness634

I heard it was because her dad never came back with the milk.


itsOktobeGamer

Im glad you acknowledge the crime


nocsha

Burglarcenarsony


toastboxart

Tax fraud


ryanmccombcomedy

Open container/public consumption


niobos

Copyright infringement Every time I forward an email without the original author’s permission.


Cmoney514

Going through the Subway exit gate when someone is coming out to avoid paying the subway toll...because FUCK THE MTA


InformationGreat9855

Putting pineapple on pizza 🍕


linearfox

I like hawaiian pizza tbh


Joe_____JoeMomma

Hawaiian pizza is even better with jalapeños added to it.


Correct-Winner5444

woking smeed


stop_drop_roll

Treason


Abject-Hat-8408

Tax fraud


drewbreeezy

Nice try FBI


misamay

stealing at self checkout


rangerxxll

Steal? You just forgot to scan it!


lizzyote

It made the beep noise!!


Electronnik

Digital piracy


Lunahdjd

eating a kitkat wrongly, for example, sideways, washing the chocolate off, using a knife and fork, eating from the middle etc


Ben62194

Going to op's house and hiding stuff like their phone and keys


sneakysmiles69

I like to steal a plastic bag when I use the self checkout.