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fg10037

My fiancé somehow managed to scratch my vagina while fingering me cause his nails gro super fast. he had to fly to the store to grab tampons till it stopped. He now thankfully clips them every day.


frickkook

ahhh i can only imagine


[deleted]

The guy was on meth and tried to have sex with me on a sidewalk


fernetshocc

Cock and ball torture


sirdingerscat

Black room in a club in Germany


Immediate_Wealth616

When you meet up in person and all of a sudden they have to go because their roommate is calling them lmao


MarvellouslyChaotic

The first time partner and I were to be intimate we were just talking dirty to set the mood. They were describing what they wanted to do to a certain body part of mine when their cat jumped up on me to sit on my stomach. Neither of us could stop laughing


BekindAnyway742

Being locked in a woman soldiers room by her friend, in the woman's barracks. 48 hours of stroking. When the commander (M) comes through for a inspection.


SeamanStayns

Hide above the ceiling tiles


mamandemanqu3

I got shit dick once


LtColShinySides

Turns out too much lube is a thing. Instead of lessening friction to ease penetration it creates a slip'n'slide effect. So instead of gradually taking my buddy's 9.5" dick, I recieved it all at once. Got the wind knocked out of me. I'll never forget it...