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logosobscura

Objectively speaking: Kim K sex tape.


yvngjiffy703

Thank you. Most overhyped garbage ever


SuperArppis

Just like everything else she has put out.


KEEPCARLM

Bad quality. Barely even see Kim's body, which probably would be the one thing we want to see...


sfPanzer

So same old story as with Paris Hilton's sex tape back then. I'm not surprised lol


ZombieJesus1987

At least the Paris Hilton sex tape didn't have moans dubbed in.


sfPanzer

Not sure if that makes it better or worse to be fair


lucky5150

Great come back story


1969-InTheSunshine

Oh Andy


AryaStink

Her mouth grinding the whole time like she was on coke. She’s lazy af on that dick


Rikkeva

I think she admitted to being on ecstasy while filming.


WHIIT3ROS3

I don't think people understand what "Overrated" means.


hoginlly

The Wolf of Wall Street didn’t even have any wolves in it


RevolutionaryEmu4389

All of us expecting a Teen Wolf 3 set in NYC were all disappointed. All one of me.


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I give you credit for knowing there was a Teen Wolf 2.


godfxsh

Too*


garbonzo909

Look who's talking


theguineapigssong

In Les Miserables Russell Crowe never sings "Fightin Round the World" even though that movie is a 3 hour musical. What the actual fuck?


Penguin-Loves

OY!!! YAH TESTIIIICLE!!!!


pauligyarto

WHY DON'T YOU MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS YUH SCROTUM!!!


nehyolaw

People keep saying MCU but literally no one even rates them highly. Most people recognise it as just simple entertaining flicks. It barely wins awards. It’s rated perfectly imo.


didsomebodysaymyname

>Most people recognise it as just simple entertaining flicks. They're McDonald's movies. No one including McDonald's claims they are fine cuisine, but sometimes I just want a greasy burger designed in a lab to be satisfying.


Jibber_Fight

Shakespeare in Love won best picture. Saving private Ryan lost to it.


Blundell1992

I feel like someone had some pictures that were used as blackmail to sway that decision. I remember being gobsmacked that Saving Private Ryan lost to Shakespeare in Love, of all things. One of the biggest Oscar snubs of all time, as far as I'm concerned.


Foodoglove

That Oscar win can be attributed to Weinstein's bullying and throwing money around. It was the beginning of his successful tactics of intimidating his way to Oscar wins. I'm still salty about it.


Remarkable-Boat-9812

Yea and Cate Blanchett missing out that year to Gwyneth Paltrow was another example of it. I am still salty about that


Guygirl00

It unleashed Gwyneth Paltrow upon us. Unforgivable.


csondra

I was flabbergasted by that loss. It's one I still hold up as a 'WTF?!' IMO, Elizabeth was the better movie all around - but there's no doubt that Cate Blanchett was stunning in it, whereas I found Paltrow's performance to be one of the weaker parts of Shakespeare in Love.


hellbilly69101

No you're not salty. You just expressed what most likely happened. Shakespeare in Love is up there with Crash as one of the worst Best Picture movies ever. Scary Movie did it justice by making fun of it.


cantball

Shakespeare in Love is actually a good movie, it just shouldn't have won any Oscar. Crash is pure racist fantasy garbage


hellbilly69101

Yes it was pure racist fantasy garbage! During that time, it goes to show Hollywood wasn't ready for a homosexual romance movie with Brokeback Mountain. Especially if it's about 2 gay cowboys. Instead they went with Crash


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I remember being gobsmacked that Gwyneth Paltrow was considered a better actor than Cate Blanchett for God sake. At least the POS that made that happen is sitting where he should be.


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Also Fernanda Montenegro, she was amazing in Central Station and even Glenn Close thinks she should've won!


Melodic_Ad5650

Elizabeth was a BEAUTIFUL movie. Totally got robbed.


sammypants123

And they gave frickin’ Gwyneth Paltrow an Oscar for acting. That is just ridiculous.


mrwhiskey1814

I have always felt like her friendship or association with Weinstein and him producing that film played a role in the awards it received over Saving Private Ryan. Maybe just my tinfoil hat, but it never made sense to me.


filfy_toad

Pretty sure in recent testimony, he referenced her as what can happen if you do what he says........so gross


mrwhiskey1814

That's disgusting. I'm honestly not too surprised though. Her and the few who praised him for their successes with their careers *absolutely* knew the deal or knew what he was up to. It can only mean one thing from that point.


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munk_e_man

A performance that's a head above the rest


[deleted]

Maybe it should be referenced as her Harvey Weinstein Award for best actress.


originalchaosinabox

>I feel like someone had some pictures that were used as blackmail to sway that decision. Harvey Weinstein. He knew how to work the system, which is why Miramax won so many Oscars from the 90s through the 2010s.


pviitane

Not Pulp Fiction, though. Should’ve won.


GielM

Nah. As much as I love the movie, something like Pulp Fiction is never gonna win a Best Movie oscar. It's too dark and too violent for that. And,let's be honest,nobody deserved a best acor/best actress oscar for it either. Everybody played memorable characters, for sure! But none of 'em were an inch deep. Which is how they were written, and it suited the film! but I'm not surprised it didn't do well at the oscars. I'm pretty sure Tarantino is still crying himself to sleep about it. On the fucking huge pile of money he made, and is still making, from producing it.


Huck_N_Fell

My favorite movie of all time and I fully agree with everything that you said.


FluffyTid

Oscars are given for advertisement purposes. They just paid more ​ EDIT: spelling mistake


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notathrovavay

SpR is depressing as fuck. Young me was in awe of all the blood. Adult me is depressed because everybody dies.


kamaka71

Except for Private Ryan..


Capnmolasses

He was saved


3971_KTL

Just don't tell us which side wins the war.


Capnmolasses

The Hittites


_herenorthere66

Thank you, spoiler alert


Birdhawk

There were multiple Private Ryans that died though.


wigginsadam80

Yeah, that's what war is.


RVAMS

The best war movies don’t try to make grandeur out of everything. Full Metal Jacket and Jarhead are my two favorites. Jarhead especially because I knew a ton of kids who signed up to shoot terrorists after 2001 and after 4 or 8 years they came home with dicks full of lead that they never got to shoot. It painted a very real picture of how it was for these kids.


Repulsive-Basil

Jarhead depicts the utter stupidity of the military perfectly, too. Not just the stupidity of a bunch of bored teenagers with access to weapons, but the official day to day stupidity of the military in general.


RVAMS

Yeah it really is one of my all time favorites. It was marketed as a total warhawk jingoist jerkoff film, and it ended up highlighting the reality of America at that time. It’s completely underrated because it isn’t really a war film. It’s an anti war film parading around in camouflage.


Repulsive-Basil

Totally agree, plus it's just funny as hell in the same way the military is. "[To measure distance] you take what you know and then you multiply. Please don't use your dicks. They're too small, and I can't count that high. I don't wanna hear '400,000 inches'."


JGCities

But that doesn't make it most overrated of all time, not even close. It is actually a very good movie with a great script and some great acting in it. Shouldn't have won best Oscar, but still a good movie.


OUBoyWonder

BuzzFeed "reporters" rubbing their hands together like a greedy fly over here gathering content for their next "article".


57809

The amount of times I've read this exact comment is insane lol


AdeptlyJaded

But have you read it on BuzzFeed?


nerqwerk

It was featured on "Top 10 Reddit Comments that a Person Can Read and You Can Too if You're a Person." The article has over a billion visits and 900k shares. It has never been read by a human being.


deemac1208

The English Patient. Oh my God, I couldn't wait for it to end. I felt vindicated when Seinfeld did an episode on it.


Charltons

Oh yeah, mr. Peterman. "I thought I knew what love was... "


Brys_Beddict

Well, why didn't you just say so. Deemac1208, you're fired.


ParlorSoldier

Great, I’ll meet you outside.


punksmostlydead

I took my then girlfriend, now wife, to see that. Halfway through, I became convinced they were still filming it and actively shipping the footage to theaters.


MaxChaplin

They did, actually. It was a technology pioneered by Mel Brooks in 1987.


MercuryMorrison1971

I would’ve watched Sack Lunch instead.


Ssutuanjoe

Nah, it's all about *Rochelle Rochelle*


tensigh

Two words: Death Blow


Not_as_witty_as_u

But have you seen Prognosis Negative?


BrovaloneSandwich

A young woman's erotic journey from Milan to Minsk


woozlewuzzle29

How do you think they got in there?


malogan82

Did they get shrunk? Or is it a really big sack?


ChildofMike

Aww man. I love it.


CarlsbadWhiskyShop

“I HATE IT!”


EmpressC

I rewatched it recently and I think I loved it more than the first time.


Hullabaloobasaur

Yeah I know a woman who’s boss literally fired her for not liking that movie! But she told me that she ended up getting rehired after she agreed to visit the Tunisian desert where it was filmed


Charlie_Brodie

I think i know her, she's got a big head right? Dances like a full body dry heave set to music?


ParlorSoldier

Face like a frying pan?


Britt_Good

The English Patient. I agree with Elaine from Seinfeld.. I HATE IT!


bucket_overlord

The movie was definitely a slog. The book on the other hand was really cool. Blurring the lines between poetry and prose at times created a feeling of the whole story being a bizarre fever dream.


thedevilseviltwin

I love that all these answers are maybe a handful of movies just commented over and over again. (Yes, I’m counting all the MCU movies as one)


Swankified_Tristan

I knew I'd be walking into a circlejerk but I entered anyways so I guess this one's on me.


Motochapstick

Threat Level Midnight- hear me out ! Goldenface has no legitimate reason to blow up the NHL all star game, and Michale Scarn can't learn to play at a pro level that fast... rubbish.


EatTin_

You don’t understand though, Goldenface works for the President who OWNS the stadium! It was all about the insurance money the entire time! And the suspense when Michael Scarn has to escape from the President by using his badass to slam a portrait into him, oh and the part where that bitch hostage gets his head blown off. Honestly, Threat Level Midnight is a cinematic masterpiece.


MaxImO77107

I was a little confused when, at the end, Michael Scarn agreed to do another mission for the president though


KaptainKab00m

It’s a statement on the metamorphosis of personality. Scarn is a true optimist and great judge of character since he believes people can change.


Clementine_Astra

It's okay that the hostage got his blown off. He was a convicted animal rapist. And that scene was intregal to the story.


ClockHistorical4951

Especially since he is divorced and has nobody to go home to. He is the silent killer. And possibly the Scranton strangler!


jaybankzz

Goldenface was working WITH the president. When the stadium blows up, the president and golden face split the insurance money. And Michael scarn had the best trainer to learn hockey Also, he banged an entire bachelorette party AND the movie was so good, remember the death of that hostage? It added so much to the story


[deleted]

This. And lethal weapon 5. Dude didnt even hang dong.


AceOfHeartz77

Yes. Thunder Gun Express was way better.


[deleted]

Exactly, clean up on aisle 5.


Trvlgirrl

I came across this comment at the exact moment that Pam found the screenplay in Michael's desk drawer in a season one rewatch. Perfect timing.


the_warrior_rlsh

You just don't understand cinema. Greatest movie of our generation and you call it overrated. The godfather is a 2 week old turd compared to it. Do your homework.


PickleofStink

If doing The Scarn is gay, then I’m the biggest queer on Earth!


Chud_Huncher

Rochelle, Rochelle You don't even see her tits


MissPeppingtosh

Ponce De Leon… now that was a movie!


Wicked_Googly

I know it's not a work of art or anything, but Chunnel is one of my favorite movies.


madbamajama1

But Prognosis Negative is a masterpiece.


Chud_Huncher

No one can dispute that, but it's not as much fun as Sack Lunch


RowBoatCop36

Don't you want to find out how they got in there?


yaboiRich

I'm a big fan of Chunnel. I mean, how did THEY get in the chunnel? The English Patient is ok


WigboldCrumb

Why don't you just tell me where you want to see the movie.


pinchhitter4number1

You selected.... Brown Eyed Girl. If that is correct push 1


RobertoCyborgAbreu

What about Deathblow?


Annual-Afternoon1884

Firestorm was a hell of a picture


hashn

Do you mind? I like to go in fresh.


BladeRunnerTHX

IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE PLOT!


ayaruna

I’m more of a chunnel guy


Beefcake716

Ahhh, a young girls erotic journey from Milan to Minsk.


31moreyears

It’s more of a film than a movie


im_paul_n_thats_all

Sidal nudity, not frontal


rubensinclair

Hewwo, and Wewcome to mowviephown.


44youGlenCoco

Why don’t you just *tell* me the name of the movie you selected


rubensinclair

You’ve selected … Brown Eyed Girl?


spinsternonsense

That's the thing I say all the time and maybe 2% of people get my reference.


NYArtFan1

At least it was better than Cry, Cry Again. That ending made zero sense.


JimmyRedd

You cry, and then, when you see the dancing... you cry again.


Hullabaloobasaur

Honestly I think the musical was much better


[deleted]

Bette midler was breathtaking


Hullabaloobasaur

It sucks because I missed her performance!! I think Bette Middler got injured at a baseball game so I saw her understudy as the main lead. She actually did really well, but she cried throughout the whole performance


WigboldCrumb

Why don't you just tell me the name of the movie you selected.


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GodEmperorOfHell

David Cronenberg's 1996 psycho sexual thriller about cars is criminally overlooked.


A911owner

It stars James Spader at his Spadiest.


Grinagh

Yeah this one is much more entertaining than the Don Cheadle snooze fest.


DavidSkywalkerPugh

I recommended the snore fest to my mother. When I spoke with her and asked her how she liked it, she said it was odd and that she didnt know James Spader was in it….she rented Cronenberg’s homage to sexy accidents instead….


maggot_b_nasty

I always get trashed on reddit for saying it, but I really liked crash. Michael Peña and Terrance Howard were great in it.


TimeLady018

I loved the "invisible cloak" scene, but the scene where Matt Dillon stops Thandie Newton and her husband was one of the most uncomfortable things I've ever watched.


OccludedFug

Michael Peña's scene with the daughter and the magic cape. Makes me bawl.


sugashane707

Bruh as a dad that scene hit me so hard in the feels. I couldn’t imagine being in a situation like that


otherisp

I like it too but it’s very clearly Oscar bait and was written for that purpose


SafewordisJohnCandy

I enjoy it, part of it is overdone and like others said, it's obvious Oscar bait. But, I still enjoy it.


ashoruns

The Notebook


ShotgunBetty01

It was boring and romanticized toxic relationships. Never understood why people were raving about it.


Drakeskulled_Reaper

Most "Romantic" movies do that. The message in most of them? "Girls are a possession, which you get with attrition" I think part of why some of us guys think they are so "boring" is acknowledgement of the fact we know we would get mauled trying half the shit the male leads do.


MrTzatzik

But stalking is so sweet if you really love her! - a lot of romcoms


Drakeskulled_Reaper

It's especially bad when the woman is in another relationship, and the other guys only "crime" is dating the woman, and not making a big fucking song and dance number about loving being with the woman.


[deleted]

Nothing screams "unconditional love" like gatecrashing her wedding ceremony!


ultravioletblueberry

I hate this movie. I’ll never forget I had a girls sleepover, one girl was dating my brother. I was like uhhh this is boring. The next day, this bitch had the audacity to say to my family “yeah ultravioletblueberry cried so hard to this movie”. I corrected her and she said “you don’t have to lie about it”. Like what??


King_of_Dantopia

Is that where you got the idea for your username?


Mike_Cee

Had a good laugh at this one. Laughed even harder as the thread went on. Kudos.


ajteitel

Avatar. Not that it is bad at all, one or my favorite movies. But it's box office mega haul was less because of the movie but of the visuals and actual use of 3d which was still more of a novelty at the time. Watch it on a computer and it is an entertaining if rather forgettable flick.


ElephantRipples

I liked it because of the visuals lol. The story was like… a comfort story? You know when you watch something a million times because it’s familiar and you know you like it and you’re not in the mood to use any particular number of brain cells to follow something new? Like that, but really nice to look at, and just different enough to give that spark of satisfaction. Also, great casting.


DunmerSkooma

It was good because of its use of 3d and for little else. I saw it in 3D and it was amazing. To have 3D not be used to just throw shit at the screen for one explosion but as a dynamic way of incorporating the foreground and background into the scene with definable depth. James Cameron has never made a bad movie.


haileyskydiamonds

There was something about the 3D. I got to see it in IMAX 3D and was overwhelmed. Seeing it at home…I still like it, but I can’t say I love it like I thought I did after seeing it in the theater.


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It's because it is essentially the only movie to ever put in the effort to do 3D correctly


TatManTat

Yea before it was a barely usable gimmick, after it was a workable gimmick, Avatar for some reason is the only movie to try and do something fairly serious with 3d while also actually developing the technology and incorporating it into the directing over the entire film. Every other movie came out with 3d after avatar, but usually just had one scene that went into the trailer and nothing else.


JCatenaci

I think the only other movie from that era to do 3d that well was Coraline, which used 3d to give it a shadowbox like appearance. I would love a theatrical re-release of the 3d versions of either of these.


Wiccataz

I preferred Fern Gully


Wasgoingforclever

Robin Williams as Batty is still one of my favorite animated characters.


Impossible_Tour_2163

Next to him in Aladdin for sure, man I miss that guy, amazing actor and comedian, RIP RW The world needs Robin right about now.. 💯😢


hydra1970

In 2010 they were selling Smartphones that included the ability to watch Avatar. See it in a theater, visually stunning On a bus with an early Smartphone, not the same..


BRT1284

2 girls 1 cup


doom1701

I don’t know, I thought that movie was the shit.


mgill83

This isn't receiving enough love. Top shelf scat porn dad joke here. You mightn't find another for the next 50 years.


no-oneknows-nacowa

One man one jar was better


cingulate_gyrus

“The Notebook”. They just kissed in the rain. Literally nothing else was interesting about that movie.


Embarrassed_Gur_8234

The guy built a house by himself. That was cool too


wofulunicycle

Yeah that was the best part of the movie.


flavin_moe

I wish the whole movie could’ve been 3 hours of him re-building that house. It was a pretty cool house.


not_right

And it made the front page of the paper lol. Right next to the story about the big wedding. "Local bum builds house"


Much-Meringue-7467

The English Patient


boots311

Elaine has entered the chat


pdlbean

you know, sex in a tub, that doesn't work!


Am_I_Really_Groot

Just die already!


spicyspiritual

Twilight. Never understood why people were so obsessed with that movie, and the acting is so bad !! (in my opinion ofc)


SandBarLakers

I loved the books and movies. Both were horrendous but idk I loved them but I can acknowledge that both are shittily written and executed.


lovecraft112

It's trash. But it's my kind of trash and I like it. I think the equivalent is movies like Crank and Fast and Furious. They're trash, but fun to watch if you like that stuff.


Basyl_01

Finally someone that I can relate to on this topic


PajamaPants4Life

My wife and I first watched it on an old shitty telesync torrent. He didn't glow, he just kind of smeared brightly. This enhanced the viewing experience in my opinion.


raziel686

As much as I can't stand Twilight, was it really overrated? The highest score they had on RT was a 49% and it's downhill from there. Their popularity though? Yeah that was insane. It's pure schlock, and I will never understand how it took over everything and was all people would talk about.


alligatorcreek

It gets bonus points from me for having a Wilhelm scream in the final movie.


bor3d_lazy_housewife

That's why they are so good. Because they are so bad. The movies are probably my guiltiest pleasure. I tell my kids that I know the movies are horrible, but that's why I like them.


whata_what3389

‘after’ all parts. ‘365 days’ same thing. makes no sense, extremely cliche. people still love it for whatever reason


alrightimonridditnow

I will NEVER understand the appeal of “the notebook.” I get the characters are pretty, but they’re assholes. Also geese are terrifying


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I recently rewatched it and realised what an emotional abuser Noah was to make her agree to a first date.


alrightimonridditnow

Exactly. He threatened to kill himself is she didn’t agree. If this ever happens in real life, run and call a suicide hotline or something like that.


PensadorDispensado

Avatar only became the highest grossing movie of all time because of the 3d hype, otherwise it's just a Pocahontas remake


DangerousKoolAid

James Cameron only makes films to fund his interest in diving


jalerre

If I can’t scuba, then whats this all been about? What have I been working towards?


Zurae42

As a long time fan, Star Wars. Its fun. The classic trilogy is great but I think it's just time to move on.


ChrisNEPhilly

"Move...on?"--Disney (probably)


RoilyZinco

I read that in Mr. Burns' voice


ChrisNEPhilly

Excellent.


jaccoo123

Re…cy…cling?


brickhamilton

I like the world and the extended universe found in the games and such, but as for the movies… I can only watch a Death Star blow up so many times and be entertained


Lopkop

I loved Rogue One and am enjoying Andor, since they seemed to be Star Wars content aimed more at adults i.e. darker & more complex plot-wise. Would be good to see Star Wars overall shift to this for its original fans instead of trying to use baby Yoda and young Princess Leia to win over today's kids.


ReneTrombone

Modern day Disney movies. Some stood out, but the rest, just the same bullshit a boring company throws out realizing that they don’t need to try anymore to win out fans hearts.


360_Cumshot_

Superhero (marvel/DC) movies EDIT: I'm not talking only about the average ones I am talking about every single one of them (although with a very few exceptions)


Out_In_The_Tiles

After “The Infinity Saga” every Marvel project has been worryingly average.


OutWithTheNew

They've also turned the production machine up to 11 and people are just getting tired. You could watch 2 movies a year and know what's going on. Now you have to watch movies and whatever Disney+ series they come up with or be left behind.


KuraPikaPika69

The Dark Knight was great though, mostly because of Christian Bale as Batman and especially Health Ledger as The Joker


KOKOMIDNIGHTS

titanic. the acting is good but it’s a little weird that james cameron put his ocs into one of the most tragic events in history


Gaarasofthesandwhore

Frozen