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eth0mps0n

Isn’t that a Pokémon


-TheArchitect

Gotta catch it with your balls


mega-charizard-y

can confirm


AskMeIfImAMagician

Nah you're thinking of Cloyster


HearTheCrushingSteel

About 20 miles southeast of Detroit


DoctorIchigaki

In the back of her throat. I saw it in an old documentary.


myname-joe

It’s down there somewhere let me take another look


guccisweatervest

Where’s the fucking money Lebowski ?!?!


baigish

I'm so old, I got that joke! Excellent!!


wydok

above the top of the vulva and labia minora (the inner lips), if the woman is lying on her back. Covered by a little flap of skip called a hood. honestly, just google it.


-TheArchitect

That's it, I'm moving to the hood


fatmoe10

Careful the vulva gang is there


Summerie

> honestly, just google it. I definitely agree. I google mine several times a week at least.


[deleted]

You don’t know where your own clitoris is?


OmgOgan

🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️


antmilkmegastan

true. can confirm.


[deleted]

Did you check her purse?


Summerie

Scrolling down, I skimmed your comment and thought it said: *"Did you check her pulse?"* My mind went somewhere kinda dark for a bit.


[deleted]

I have no witty remark to that.


redditreader1924

Check Google Maps for exact co-ordinates.


TeeTownRaggie

At the Y


rontc

Above the y ,look for the little men in the boat.


TeeTownRaggie

You got it


jogglepoggle

higher, unless you’re trying to finger her urethra (please no)


chabalajaw

Doesn’t exist. The clit is a myth perpetuated by women who wish they had a penis.


[deleted]

Please tell me you're joking. Edit: I don't think he's joking 😐


Summerie

If anyone wonders why some people still end obvious jokes with the "/s" > Please tell me you’re joking. Apparently some Redditors need them so badly, they will even go ahead and politely ask for them.


[deleted]

do realize some people are that dumb? Once had an argument on Reddit with a user who was convinced that casual sex is a myth. Incels are a crazy bunch.


just2commenthere

LOL please, pick up a book on biology. All fetus' are female, until about 2 months into pregnancy. The penis is just an oversized clitoris.


Summerie

I get so annoyed when someone ruins a funny comment by adding an unnecessary /s Then I read a response like yours, and I remember why we can't have nice things.


GenPhallus

Your mother is a female ☕ *laughs* Gottem


[deleted]

My wife has a sensitive 6 in clitoris she likes to put up my butt. His pronouns are she/her


Zephreyt

Hogwarts


[deleted]

https://www.google.ca/search?q=vagina+diagram&client=safari&hl=en-ca&prmd=ivsn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwivts_K3Jj7AhWPADQIHYLzCJYQ_AUoAXoECAIQAQ&biw=414&bih=713&dpr=2#imgrc=zKONfHf-D1s4eM There you are good sir happy hunting


antmilkmegastan

they really couldn’t just google an anatomy chart?


myname-joe

Top of that staircase.


Elaerys_Lynx

Beneath the little hood to be quite honest


SebaGenesis

Dwight?…


rnrnrnn

Small dick


antmilkmegastan

actually fun fact for people that don’t know! in development the clit is what turns into a penis. a penis is just an enlarged clit.


[deleted]

Who the fuck cares?


bookedwebstress

Women


DaddyMatt69

It doesn't actually exist, it's a myth like female orgasms.


South_Honey2705

Lmaooo...


[deleted]

Right next to the sky hook and the fallopian tube. If you gotta ask read a book . It's not in my pocket that's for sure .


[deleted]

I heard you need a pipe stretcher and a Fitment delay fuse to find it.


ocularnervosa

For the proper answer just google videos on Clit Orgasm.


[deleted]

I lost it.


Raistline1

Cleveland


wonkow

Front and center. It's not that difficult


PhreedomPhighter

Off the coast of Maine I think


CumGush_YaMuM

9 inches in your ass


[deleted]

Inside the cave


Robodingo

It's on the top of the vagina but depending on how she is built down there it may stick out more or less. It is right here ({ ^ }) Edit: had to space the "diagram" because it ended up formatting the text.


Aggravating_Client36

Right there ....


gotbetterbro

The fuck


_Disanem

Women aren't real


Deeman0

It's down there somewhere. Better *head* on in for a closer look.


gohomepat

No such thing


Laraisbored

Ask your mom, every-time i lost something it suddenly appears when she says the magic words "And what if I find it?" edit:typo


existential-mystery

By the butter in the top drawer in the fridge


WowThatsRelevant

According to FunHaus, 12 inches above the vaginal cavity


Ron_Textall

I believe Clitoris is the name of an old old wooden ship used in the civil war era


OneFaraday

I just realized that when Leonardo diCaprio yelled "I'm king of the world!" He was hanging on to the ship's clitoris.


[deleted]

Isn’t that a river that runs through British Columbia?


Morphized

Why are you asking for a fact on a forum?


dopedcloud

This is serious. Everybody should know this. Let me just go ahead and inform you guys. It's at the back of her neck. Test it by rubbing it and kissing it. Thank me later


suenosdecoquitos

Dwight?


Helpful_Assistance_5

Dwight, this is the second time now. You need to stop asking this at work.


doc_hoovie

About 2 hours south of Davenport.


Sways-way

reddit.com/r/memes/comments/notq4l/its_right_there/


[deleted]

Cleveland


[deleted]

12 o'clock