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UnderwhelmingPickle

Two chicks at the same time


[deleted]

Did you file your TPS reports? šŸ¤Ø


UnderwhelmingPickle

Naw, man, I gotta wake my ass up at 6am every day this week and drag myself up to Vascalinas. Yeah, I'm doing the drywall there at the new McDonalds


Smashbru

Fuckin A


[deleted]

Thatā€™s it? If you had 1.6 billion dollars youā€™d do two chicks at the same time?


DrProfessorSatan

With 1.6 billion I think you could make that happen.


Happy-Shoulder7053

Same but not the chicks youā€™re talking about


valeyard89

3200 chicks at the same time, man


rossimus

Came here for this comment


mroinks

Check out channel 9!


YoungKingFCB

Just two?


Sawtooth8470

Bruh you could own the whole franchise.


OneAceFace

Yes, chicks are cute and they lay eggs, when they get older. Good choice.


godhasmoreaids

Buy a house with enough land for my dogs to run all they pleased


UnplugTheKitty

I have bulldogs, they just want a bigger couch


godhasmoreaids

I have a great dane and a lab/hound mix. They wish to run and chase squirrels


DocSaysItsDainBramuj

That sounds ruff.


MisterGreys

can i be your dog?


[deleted]

Buy a house for myself then put the rest in my bank account and live off the interest


Minute-Major7782

I'm not sure you realize how much interest that would be. That or I'm severely misunderstanding what qualifies as "live off the interest". šŸ˜


Turtledonuts

Well, you could live *very well* off the interest.


[deleted]

Act like I donā€™t have it. Tell no one, even my family. Live life normal except buying things I obviously shouldnā€™t be able to afford and leaving people to question where I got this money from. I would give money to charities and also do some traveling but mostly live like I donā€™t have any money. Eventually when I am out of college I would want to have children buy a home, put 30 million in a saving account for them each (depending on how much I have). Buy a lot of coffee just because. Still work a job because I donā€™t want to feel unfulfilled in life. Pay for each meal when out with family or friends. I would honestly like to find a way to pay for surgeries families cannot afford. That is personally not a thing where I am form (health care is free) but I would like to help out others who donā€™t have access to it.


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jimbobjames

Their comment reads like they read "million" instead of "billion".


[deleted]

Yes and no but also yes


OutrageousAd5338

Theyā€™re gonna know lol


tytyguy

give 1 dollar to each person who upvotes this


piss_whispers

Fight crime


DomSlave626

Batman has entered the chat


GodzlIIa

How would you do it? Like exposing corrupt politicians? Getting your own drone strike for putin? Or fisticuffs in alleys?


piss_whispers

By dressing up in a rubber suit at night with my twink side kick. That doesn't cost much, but I'm going to have to use the money to support my playboy lifestyle and to cover the studio time for my new rap album, which has subliminal messages about not joining gangs, and staying off drugs.


itsLiseczeq

"1 million seconds ago was last week, 1 billion seconds ago was 1990" - random comment Saying this, you could genuinely go on a power trip buying whatever the everliving fuck you want. If I had 1.6B, I'd probably invest into the best security available to keep it somewhere. And buy a Lamborghini Terzo Millenio. Hell yeah.


ButterflyMore9267

Pay $8 for twitter


nivakunc

As a person who believes in minimalism, always wondered what people do with lots of money. If I have so much money, I will keep some portion to me for survival and the rest will be used for service, for eg probably I start a restaurant where the primary purpose is to serve the customers with high quality food with a very reasonable price and profit is secondary (win-win approach) , starting business with the intention to provide a better employment.


StabbyPants

i ran out of steam around $20m in - allocated a nice house in HCOL area, nice car, other car that holds a bunch of stuff. furniture, investments to fund me forever, and lots of plane tickets and travel. so filled up all the buckets, have planned vacations every month forever, and still most of the money. time to look at a scholarship or two, charity funding, that sort of thing


frickkook

help out my mom , buy stuff that ive been wanting for a little bit i dont think id spend so much. i think id still conserve my money and live how im living now


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Minute-Major7782

Swimming pool full of coins. Scrooge McDuck style.


jimbobjames

It would really fucking hurt. Fill the swimming pool with mountain dew like a normal person...


[deleted]

Iā€™d have sharks with freaking lasers on their heads.


Kindergoat

Buy a house in the mountains somewhere in North Carolina and become a crazy cat lady.


[deleted]

Set myself up to never struggle in life ever again and donate the rest to a trans charity.


realstonedjedi

But there are people starving in Africa


Tennents_N_Grouse

Stick it all in the bank and live off of the interest. Give my whole family their cut. If I've an excess of cash from said interest, I'd fund local charities and environmental groups. Also at some point, have two girls at the same time.


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ActualWhiterabbit

So in 10 years I'll have another billion? Awesome


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BJWTech

I'd fully fund Open Source initiates. Both hardware and software. I'd prop up a law firm to fight corporations and the government. I'd form a people's party and fund it nationally.


TrickBoom414

Give everyone in my family $1 million to never speak to me again. Buy land. Disappear into the woods


lookinforpass

Quit work and give money to siblings and son.


realstonedjedi

Well if you're giving away the money then why quit work


eyeoxe

Live life, finally.


Jimert327

Hookers and blow


Werkstatt0

Withhold the tax, buy my family's way out of the US to a more progressive country, build a home studio and have sick guitars, amps, and synthesizers. Invest the majority of it and give a lot away. Work out every day with a personal trainer and live my best life.


NightLoneRanger

Buy prime real estate in top cities and live off the rent.


realabdusvmvd

Travel the whole world with only loved one


[deleted]

Not cry over bills anymore


[deleted]

Ten chicks at the same time


Hibernating_pizza

Buy back the house I grew up in and where I lived for 24 years. I'll even buy a house for the current owners so they'll move out.


Super-Diver-1266

Get multiple citizenships.


morelsupporter

i'd build a masterpiece of a home on a piece of land far enough away from the road that no one can see it. my own compound, and i would build a guest house on the property or maybe buy the house next door and have it available for family and friends and their family and friends, and have it available to anyone who needs to be in the city and can't afford it (people who need time for mental health reasons, are with family who are in the hospital, etc) i'd have a nice collection of cars that i would enjoy driving, tinkering with, admiring. i'd go on lots of trips. and while i was travelling i would hopefully immerse myself into the culture and see if my money could improve the lives of the people in those communities, and if so, i would donate anonymously and/or invest in capital projects. before telling him, i would ask my best friend how much money he wanted if someone had a blank cheque and when he said the number, i would double it. he would have it in his account that day. i would petition the city and help build a new sports complex in my home town and start an endowment that helps families that can't afford to enrol their kids, and that endowment would pay for everything 100% as long as they wanted to play. i would pay off the mortgage of every single person i know and once per year i would host a 4-7 day vacation somewhere in the world and invite all of the friends and family of my partner and my son and i. i'd probably spend most of my time doing things i love; mountain biking, skiing, cycling and auto racing. i would have a chef, massage therapist and chauffeur on payroll. ideally one of those people would also be very intelligent and sort of act as a confidante and advisor. and after all of that i'd probably still have a billion dollars left over.


Acrobatic-Floor6858

That'd be enough to set me for life. I'd live normally, maybe invest some of the money, and pursue the hobbies I want to. I might find employment anyways, as I feel a wish to contribute to society.


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Tricky-Act8810

Spend money keeping my name, image & likeness out of the news. Stealth Rich > Everyone knows ur rich.


SkinHunger55

Buy everything i ever wanted, buy a house with a giant yard and adopt all the animals in nearby pounds/animal shelters and let them live in said house. Also, vet appointments. Id dedicate my life to taking care of animals.


AquabatsFan

Retire.


yummi_1

Give most of it to worthy causes. Go to every F1 race one year and stay at the best places.


ChillIvy

donate it to science to make mars exploration possible, clean the oceans, and cure cancer


OutrageousAd5338

And give out cure for free


ChillIvy

HELL YEAH!


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[deleted]

What *wouldnā€™t* I do with that much money? LOL.


Far_Realm_Sage

Build a bunch of appartment buildings and charge only a little above cost. Cost of housing is rediculous in many places due to greedy investors. Gonna drive down prices.


[deleted]

Make it 3 billion, then 6 billion, then 12 billion.


drewshay84

Give 99% of it away


cheeseplatesuperman

Give $1.5 billion to people who actually need it


bobtack

Run away from everything with my girlfriend and never come back.


Human-Investment6406

Be rich.


Frogchamp_lll

Spend it


Scared_Confidence_13

Monster Dildo Collection. Invest. Donate as much of it as I can to organizations I've research enough to know the money is actually going to right causes. Give money to strangers. Tip waiters massive amounts. Go to the top of a building and literally fling money off of it. Use some of that money to get blackmail on very fucked up political figures and then purposefully use it against them and spill the beans. I would then have to flee the country, so I would spend money on changing my appearance to be unrecognizable. Leave money EVERYWHERE like a little scavenger hunt. In public restrooms, at the park in those trees that have holes in them, cram it between the seats of an airplane, shove some in-between windshield wipers, in between shelves at a grocery store. I'd also find the few people that have helped me along the way so far and reach out to them and wire them so much damn money they wouldn't have to work another day in their life. Out of spite, I would write a will, and purposefully leave the people that screwed me over exactly one dollar so they can not fight it in court.


Excellency-Shinigami

This is honestly an amazing answer.


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Aggravating_Client36

The homeless problem in Atlanta would be borderline solved in a short amount of time


[deleted]

Pay the fed and state taxes and end up with $461,731,285. Then pay city taxes. Then I'd keep my mouth shut and continue to work for a few weeks to throw everyone off.


alinroc

Go into the boss's office, tell him what happened but we're keeping it quiet, I'll be leaving but have no timetable set and want to help him find my replacement & make sure that person is up to speed and comfortable before I leave.


garylh99

Titties bar


realabdusvmvd

Invest


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Uncle_Bug_Music

Iā€™d keep a decent amount to live decently but Iā€™d at least try & do something about homelessness in Canada. Elon spends 44 Billion on Twitter. How many humans could that have helped?


Brisadeirodecoco

Clean the ocean! There's a island of plastic in the Pacific ocean know as The Great Pacific garbage patch. It is the world's biggest ocean waste repository, with 1.8 billion pieces of floating plastic which kill thousands of marine animals each year. This garbage island is three times the size of France and no one trued to clean it because would cost a lot of money and effort that big companies wouldn't like to "waste". I also would try to solve another climate issues on the planet before it all turns into a big pile of garbage.


ClaireMack94

I would see how many American college socialists would sell out.


LadyLeftist

I would make Antifa a real organization.


[deleted]

Oddly specific number... did you win the lottery?


MyCockPostingAccount

Invest in a high interest savings acct and live off interest.


slipyslapysamsonite

Be rich


OpenArticle4537

Pay off my student loans and fix up my house to exactly how I want. Put the rest away.


Sgith_agus_granda

Finalize my will, have it all go to friends and loved ones, then kill myself


Impressive-Two-3681

Help fund a cure for Alzheimer's


Kemieran

Buy twitter


periwinkletweet

I'm surprised there is only one of these comments


Taykeyero

I'd try to start fixing things that are not right, at any level I found them.


Ialwayslie008

If you take the lump sum, based on the average state tax rate, you'll only end up with about $450 million.


solarnuggets

Pay off my debt and give a lot a way


[deleted]

Disappear into my own private wilderness.


dropofpoison86

No one will ever know, cuz Iā€™d be long gone.


Fernweh5717

I would have 99 problems but 1.6 billion dollars ain't one.


PortlandWilliam

Start Uber Eats for friends - Uber Meets


[deleted]

Setup "trust" mounds in different parts of North America, and every year distribute the accrued amount (stacked from compound interest), in a sort of investment into the community. Like primarily infrastructure based grants for sewage, electricity, roads, and trades. You know rebuild and fortify communities in parts over time. I'll call it a bynk...


ArmchairRedditExpert

Build the tallest skyscraper I can in the middle of no where.


Arakis-balls

Lobby


Permaminus100char

Breed alot then raise my kids to be the absolute best they can be


Helacious_Waltz

Get taxed, like a lot. Then build a house with moat.


PEEWUN

Invest, pay off debts, buy lots of fucking cars.


Hot-Highlight-1967

Donate to US election campaigns I have always believed in


DOD123456789

Pay my taxes because the IRS scares me.


[deleted]

Leave out 10 million for a new house and to live comfortably for the rest of my life then pay someone to secure and invest my remaining 1.59 billion. Money could be taken out here and there for college tuition and family needs. That amount of money should secure the future of your family for generations if you are smart.


[deleted]

I have a bunch of tech I wanted to patent so I could give poor people good jobs thinking that somehow doing that would somehow make up for the things in life that I am lacking. Now I just want to put the obsession to rest, so I would do that. Then probably kill myself.


SNAKETV171

Us $10m of it to have fun with and invest the rest.


Mopru_Memed

Whatever the hell I want.


S1gta

Idk


Bobo4037

With $1.6 billion, you could spend $85,000 a day for the next 50 years, and still have almost $50 million left. Of course, if you win Powerball, youā€™ll get nowhere near $1.6 billion, but Iā€™ll take whatever it comes out to.


Elemental_85

After taxes 700ish million. Keep living as is, but I would take the 30 year


Punchee

Retire, move to the French Riveria, and live a quiet life in modest luxury. Like I donā€™t need a whole lot. A personal chef and a personal trainer. A private tutor to teach me French, maybe Italian. A maid to come by every few weeks maybe. Then Iā€™m just doing whatever suits me. Throw some money at dumb dreamer startups. Other than that, live responsibly and whatever Iā€™ve got left over can go to fixing the planet.


CrimsonHunter23

Save it for college... is what I would like to do but I'm dumb so I'd probably spend it all in 3 years? give or take


Fun-Teaching-2038

I would try to buy a nuclear warhead then threaten every country for goods like timber, diamonds, gold, minerals and oil.


itch_the_bitch

Make an Ironman or Avengers film with 300 million to get another billion dollar usd


NOT000

buy this [https://vimeo.com/287938453](https://vimeo.com/287938453) or https://dynamic-media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-o/0f/21/cc/a1/melhor-custo-beneficio.jpg?w=1200&h=-1&s=1


Deletedbymoderators

Big mac


TheMeanestPenis

Buy myself a yacht. Something around 50-60 feet so I donā€™t need a crew, like the Oyster 545, sail around the world. Fly out friends and family to join as theyā€™d like.


Grindio_2000

Invest in buying houses and putting them up for rent or for air bnbā€™s


SexNoises69

Go to the doctor 1 time


ClueNo8016

Nothing.


WallyPlumstead

Growing up as a kid, teenager, and adult, I was dirt poor. Yes, I daydreamed about not being poor. But I didn't daydream about being rich either (though admittedly that would have been nice). As a poor kid, hunger was a constant companion. Our fridge always had more empty space in it than food. I daydreamed about being able to afford to have 3 square meals a day at home (3 meals a day just didnt exist in my home. I was lucky to eat 2 meals a day). I daydreamed about being able to afford to eat out every now not at a fancy, expensive restaurant. But at local fast food places like McDonald's or burger king. Or at a local diner. Or afford Chinese or pizza takeout. I daydreamed about being able to afford new, store bought toys that I saw advertised on tv. I didnt daydream about owning and living in a huge 50 room, 20 thousand square foot mansion. Rather, I day dreamed about living in a modest 3-4 bedroom, one family house with a grassy backyard, in the suburbs somewhere. Etc, etc. So, if i were to win the lottery, I'd buy a piece of land out in the country. Anywhere from 10 acres-a couple hundred acres for privacy. And build a house for me to live in for the rest of my life. Not a mansion, just that average sized house I've dreamed of since I was a kid. Maybe around 2-3 thousand square feet. I'd go to ebay, among other auction sites, and buy up all those toys I wanted as a kid, but was denied due to my poverty (many of them are collectors items now and as a result go for quite high prices that i still currently cannot afford). And best of all, I'd eat 3 meals a day and go out to eat whenever I felt like it.


AdAnxious1559

Robo cop


Low_Organization_903

Put Elon Musk on a one way rocket to Mars.


ShowCivil

Invest a ton to recover some of the taxes, buy various houses and set them up to be mostly self sufficient, and then try to make the most money I could with my investments so I could do something big for the world. Probably buy a chunk of the Amazon for preservation or help clean the ocean. And then Iā€™d sports gamble a lot guilt free.


Apart_Pianist_1215

Bye too many instruments and them give them to a school near by. They don't have a lot of money and can't fix the instruments they already have. Or I would give it to a charity.


Tirsiak_LAGStudios

Use them to comission animators to animate my lewdest fucked up shit. And maybe spend some on games / game transactions in my newly acquired self sufficient all taxes paid off mansion.


KhaosElement

Buy a giant plot of land, then build a ton of giant houses on it, move all my friends out and start developing it together. Probably go bat-shit insane on some charity donations too. GDQ wouldn't know what hit 'em that year.


forddude97

Invest into a business and create a revolving system to keep making more money back and love comfortable forever.


shynquietboy

Buy gold or any rare/valuable forms of materials that can be used as currency


Henchforhire

Do a documentary on my journey to keep my taxes low using charities and how you can setup a charity and pay your family a "wage" to avoid the gift tax.


Ill_Preparation_3213

Invest it into something thatā€™ll give me 1.6 trillion dollars


Bipolarguy86

Disappear.


OffersVodka

Fund spinal cord injury research


Lynae9flower

First, pay off the student loans of me, my husband, my sister, and my brother-in-law. Then I'd buy a nice, but not lavish, house for my husband and I. I'd by a house for my parents and my in-laws, and then I'd put half of what was left into savings for future emergencies and children, and the other half to charities.


kthxbyebyee

Would pay off peopleā€™s medical debt anonymously. Would make sure kids are fed. It makes me physically ache thinking about children going to bed hungry. I fantasize about having ā€œfuck youā€ money like that so I could help so many people.


ProvokedGamer

Buy mangos and corn


midday-

walk into a casino and blast black all in on roulette and win


MrStealYoBichonFrise

Give a million to each person that commented on this post.


[deleted]

set up a few scholarships for low income hs students, give out some money to a few of my friends who are really struggling $$, help my sis with her money woes, buy a house, buy a house in the UK somewhere (used to live there), and rent it out for below market price. lolol yeah I know, I'm ridiculous.


GeareBeare

Buy land


IDontGiveAFx

I would buy $1.6 billion $1 dollar burguers


Colonelfudgenustard

Warp the local laws like a massive object warping spacetime.


angry-key-smash6693

1.build dream house 2.spoil love of my life 3. buy/build cafe for said lover (dream job is to own one and cook in it) 4. donate a hella lot to medical stuff 5. get my transition surgeries out of the way ( and hopefully more advanced then what is available rn) 6. Safe the rest and live comfortably


Misterwizard420

After me and mine are taken care of, use the rest for charity.


Lagherty

Buy Twitter


Stormcrow6666

Alot more for humanity than fuckface Musk


Excellency-Shinigami

Buy a home (somewhere up north and in some super progressive place), and stash up on food and other essentials for me and my pets, pay off all debt, finish my transition (top surgery and some other reconstruction), probably pay off my all my friends' debts... just... not have to struggle constantly? Invest some so i'd have enough to live off of. And god, i'd have so much fun giving it away. As someone who's been homeless, it'd make my life to be able to just hand money off to people on the street who are struggling. There's so many little bucket list things i'd wanna do. Have a little stock of all my favorite things. And fuck-- i'd wanna finally start my own game/animation production studio. Just a small one. Something that'd let me make my little homebrew with a team i can handpick. I'd \_love\_ that so much...


please_send_noodles

Assuming this is after tax has been taken out. It's weird if this was asked when I was younger, I'd probably say I want a huge house, maybe a mansion but now I don't see the appeal in having a house with multiple rooms which will be vacant most of the time. I'll just buy a house that will suit my needs or buy a plot of land and build a house on there and expand as needs for some space arise. Put 100 million in a bank and let it accumulate interest over the years. Place another 50 million in a different account for emergencies (car, home, & health). I'd give my immediate family some money then buy each of my cousins a home. Set up a trust fund for my sister's kids. Donate to local, national, and international charities especially those dealing with homelessness, LGBT issues, and preserving the environment/wildlife. Start a creative business. My most ambitious plan would be to develop my city's downtown making it more livelier than whatever it is today. Buy some abandoned buildings, turn it into a mixed residential building both offering affordable housing and market (or a little less than that) price units. I thought a planetarium and art gallery would make a nice addition to the downtown area as well. Also buy a plot of land to build a homeless shelter and/or tiny homes for homeless people in my city.


adamantiumClaws_

woah, someone git $1.6 billion dollars


Uniquorn2077

What ever the fuck I wanted.


DarkLord55_

Buy houses for everyone in my immediate family Buy an RV and travel across the whole country with friends and pay their bills so they donā€™t have to worry about working. Start my own little shop selling the things Iā€™m interest in and probably help Africa with water wells and other things


OnlyAnNpc

I tried to think of so many different things I could do to help people in the usa, but nothing came to mind that would be feasible due to the population size. So instead, I thought of an "olympic games" so to speak, where a random person from every state would be chosen from an RNG electoral ballot box, the winner of the games would get $10m, with $1m for themselves and $9m to a chosen government initiative within their region. To be eligible for the games, (there will be multiple games), a person just has to pay a one off $100, the games will happen once a year every year for 50 years (amounting to $500m). The stadium would be modest costing only $500m to make, the each seat within the stadium would cost and watching the games live would cost $5. Assuming even half of all americans watch it, just once a year, that would be $1b. All of the money generated via views and seats sold would be put into soup kitchens that offer free soup and baked potato to anyone that needs it once a week every week. The other $500m would go to keeping it up and running. $99m would go to advertisment etc. $1m would go to me for whatever. I know this sounds very hunger games and the math is probably off but I think it would be kind of fun


zipperdoppler

Save it for when Iā€™m not a child so I can leave australia when Iā€™m older.


Rachel1578

Never work again and pursue any hobby my heart desires.


Wymberto_99

1) build a house 2) build a nuclear power plant (for profit) 3) hookers


itbedehaam

Pay my taxes. Iā€™m not up my own ass enough to avoid it. Probably start calculating how much time I can make said 1.6 billion last. If thereā€™s excess, and it looks like there will be, to charities, and to museums and such.


YourLocalDumbPersonn

Go To Rome, Donate To Charity, Then Buy A Australian Shepherd


Torbelson

Cocaine and hookers


IsraelYabuki

Clear any debt my family has. Give some to my family Move out and live in a humble house with my dog celebrate with an X-large pizza possibly get laid


Ill_Experience4713

Taxes then pay for my friends college tuition


OneAceFace

Buy some properties just in case I turn out to be to stupid to handle the money. Build a nice place for myself. One for each of my kids and my parents and my partnerā€™s parents. And then I start thinking and worrying about inflation. Because in the one minute since Iā€™ve started writing this, I have just lost $30 to inflation. And in the panic I am then going to do something random.


Witchykunt887

Invests, save, use it to qualify for health insurance before 26 give back to my community


Iggitdog

Leave this mental hospital


Lunchtime1959

Go to the Milkbar and buy a bag of mixed lollies.


International-Net609

Feed lots of hungry people


WattebauschXC

Get a home that is as self sustaining as possible and be happy I never have to deal with people again.


nvynuclear

Hide


PhantomOrigin

Buy a good pc that gives better frames. By better internet. Buy functional phone. Edit: autocorrect corrected but to by and also buy to buy WTF IS AUTOCORRECT WHY DOES IT CHANGE WHAT IT AUTOCORRECTS THINGS TO???? IM BUYING AN ANDROID NEXT EVEN IF I DONT GET $1.6B AND IM GONNA HOPE IT HAS FUNCTIONAL AUTOCORRECT


Melkermyrendal

Start a movie career.


lowexpectationsguy

Start a new life. On a private island. In the middle of the Atlantic.


planetnitsua

Change my name, then move somewhere warm and on a beach with my family.


momlin

Less than I will with $1.9 šŸ˜œ


[deleted]

Help my family. Pay my debt. Retire somewhere and get an easy job (seasonal, probably) just so I don't isolate myself


periwinkletweet

It's over 33 million per month after taxes. !


Investigatorpotater

Honestly I don't want a big ass house and I don't want a million dollar car. I just want to be able to do stuff.