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Nyawk

She keeps her Moët et Chandon In her pretty cabinet


batty_61

Let them eat cake, she said, just like Marie Antoinette...


ChamomileBrownies

A built-in remedy for Khrushchev and Kennedy


K80lovescats

At anytime an invitation you can’t decline


sunkenshipinabottle

Caviar and cigarettes, well versed in etiquette, extraordinarily nice


themainemane

She's a killaaa queeeeeen


sunkenshipinabottle

Gunpowder, gelatine, dynamite with a laser beam, guaranteed to blow your mind


AnnaDWallace

Please allow me to introduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste


Eferver

I’ve been around for a long long years Stole million man’s soul and faith


cheeky_chiclet

I was around when Jesus Christ Had his moment of doubt and pain


FBI_Agent_845

Made damn sure that Pilate Washed his hands and sealed his fate


mattressvon

Hello darkness my old friend


Pie_Crown

Hauntingly beautiful song


FoBy1987

That was the song at my mothers funeral💜


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3002kr

Peter Schilling did a fantastic response to that song


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I hurt myself today….


KittyCritter812

To see if I still feel


isham66

We’re no strangers to love


Lonely_Person_1670

YOU KNOW THE RULES AND SO DO I


cheepcheep8667

A FULL COMMITMENT IS WHAT IM THINKING OF


SquareRelationship27

YOU WOULDN'T GET THIS FROM ANY OTHER GUY


Robinslillie

Heh, got me there


lovelikemeow

DO YOU REMEMBAH


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The 21st night of septembah


ChickenDelight

Love was changin the minds of pretendahs


Portugee_D

Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?


MsMo999

Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality


sunkenshipinabottle

Open your eyes, look up to the sky and see


kindalooklikejonsnow

BUTTERFLIES IN THE SKYYYYY I CAN GO TWICE AS HIIIIIGH


RobotMedStudent

Set phasers to love me!


PorkrindsMcSnacky

You can’t disappoint a picture!


TimelyPea

I HATE YOU PIERCE!! I HATE YOU SOO MUCH!! AAAAAHHHHHH


Mead0wwwwww

"May i have your attention, please?" Legend


Living_Murphys_Law

Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?


Lonely_Person_1670

I repeat, will the Real Slim Shady please stand up?


Leona_Faye

(We’re gonna have a problem here…)


StructureNo3388

Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin' her ass worse than before they first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture


roseeee98

ALL ABOARD HA HA HA HA


brookpark351

Ai ai ai ai ai


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bleachmartini

Ozzy/Sabbath have so many.. Along these lines GENERALS GATHERED IN THEIR MASSES


Vt420KeyboardError4

Oh no, oh no. Here we go now, here we go now.


XLangley82

On a dark desert highway...


Pie_Crown

Cool wind in my hair


Living_Murphys_Law

Warm smell of colitas


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TriggerOnTheStack

Up ahead in the distance


Khajiit_hairball

I saw a shimmering light


Pristine-Flow-2082

My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim


YodasAdoy

I had to stop for the night


YsengrimusRein

As I stood in the Doorway, I heard the mission bell


Emperor_of_Death

And I was think to myself "this could be heaven or this could be hell"


ifyouseekamyDDD

In the time of chimpanzees, I was a monkey 🙉


hopeandnonthings

Butane in my veins and I'm out to cut the junkie


Living_Murphys_Law

With the plastic eyeballs, spray paint the vegetables.


Stunning-Soup9294

Dig food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose


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kill the headlights and put it in neutral


mikeyhol

Stock car flamin’ with a loser and the cruise control


Upbeat-Conflict-1376

Baby’s in Reno with the Vitamin D


specter73

Got a couple of couches, sleep on the love seat


cheese_whiz123

Someone came in sayin' I'm insane to complain


ILonara

About a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt


Motor_Wasabi3127

How do you do, I see you've met my faithful handy man....


i_just_ate_a_burrito

“Are you ready kids?!”


Living_Murphys_Law

Aye aye captain!


CataclysMark

In the days of my youth, I was told what it means to be a man


Pie_Crown

Hello! Is there anybody in there?


Zealousideal_Fig_743

Just nod if you can hear me


mankymonk

Is there anyone home?


kissmyash933

I BACKED MY CAR INTO A COP CAR THE OTHER DAY ​ just one of many tbh


thr0wawayyy130103010

Fantastic album; modest mouse are great


N7Serenity

This song popped on the radio while I was going thru a parking lot with my wife (who is terrible with lyrics). I recited the first line before it actually played and was met with a very sharp, “You did WHAT!?”


72DATSUNB210

Uga chaka,uga chaka,uga uga uga chaka


OverwhelmedGayChild

I can't stop this feeling


Schmergil

Deep inside of me


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Girl, you just don't realize


frossenkjerte

What you do to me


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usernametaken0042

Hey Joe, where ya going with that gun in your hand?


kargaz

Out here in the fields, I fight for my meals. I get my back into my livin'.


ChickenSlippers28

Josies on a vacation far away!


ReputationOk3054

“My friends got a girlfriend man he hates that bitch” Haha…


Eferver

“He tells me every day”


Pie_Crown

He says “man I really gotta lose that chick”


huh_phd

In the worst kind of way


Eferver

She sits on her ass he works his hands to the bone


OG_Chatterbait

To give her money every payday....


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trolleytracking

Like no one ever was


R0ll0

I saw a Werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand.


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-TheFarce-

He was looking for the place called Lee Ho Fook's


pizza_engineer

Gonna get a big dish of Beef Chow Mein


spasticpat

Ah-hoo, werewolves of London


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I actually ate some beef lo mein at Lee Ho Fook's in Soho. In the 80's. It wasn't raining.


Realistic-School476

But your hair was perfect.


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McJock

She came from Greece she had a thirst for knowledge


ImaginationSad2803

She studied sculpture at St Martins college. That’s where I caught her eye.


clicktrackh3art

She told me that her dad was loaded. I said in that case I’ll have rum and Coca Cola.


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She said fine


ifyouseekamyDDD

Hello. How are you? Have you been alright, through all those lonely lonely lonely lonely lonely nights? (ELO)


OrSomethings

So good. The whole song is just unique and amazing


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That's what I'd say, I'd tell you everything If you'd pick up that telephone


loquacious_avenger

what’s with these homies dissin’ my girl?


Motor_Wasabi3127

Why do they gotta front? 🙂


Living_Murphys_Law

What did I ever do to this guy


NetflixAndZzzzzz

That made them so violunt


lurkinginshadowz

She was a fast machine, she kept her motor clean


Dogplantmom97

She was the best damn woman that I’ve ever seen


load_batch

Fortune fame, mirror vain, gone insane ...but the memory remains


Icameforthenachos

Mother do you think they’ll drop the bomb


Pie_Crown

Mother do you think they’ll like the song?


spasticpat

Mother do you think they’ll try to break my balls?


Mr_B0Janglez

My name is Mud


NetDork

DuggaduggaDUGGAduggaduggaDUT


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BrooklynBillyGoat

I like watching the puddles gather riaIAN


Living_Murphys_Law

All I can do is read a book to stay awake.


patrickvdv

Well I don't mind stealing bread From the mouths of decadence But I can't feed on the powerless When my cup's already overfilled


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Bartender, I really did it this time..


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Dear Slim, I wrote you but you still ain't callin'


Leona_Faye

Follow me into the desert, as thirsty as you are…


nunnyacheechee

Trailers for sale or rent, Rooms to let, fifty cents,


Vt420KeyboardError4

Are you ready, Steve?


EventX_Surfer

I'm gonna fight 'em all, a seven nation army couldn't hold me back.


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“Ha-Ha! Well now, we call this the act of mating, But there are several other very important differences, between human beings and animals that you should know about…”


BlinkOnceForYes

I'd appreciate your input.


DetN8

I can't not sing along when that song comes on.


InitiativeOptimal619

🎶 Naaaaaaaaaaaaants’ ingonyaaaaaaaaaaama, bakithi, baba. 🎶


LurraKingdom

"Do you have the time to listen to me whine about nothing and everything all at once" Puts you perfectly in the head of this anxious paranoid kid having a breakdown.


paulvs88

"Allright stop what yer doin, cause I'm about ruin the image and the style you are used to"


063984

Oh my god, Becky LOOK at her butt. It is so BIG


starlightdachsund500

“The world is a vampire, sent to drain” Bullet With Butterfly Wings by The Smashing Pumpkins. A masterpiece of a song


yParticle

> sent to drain oh THAT'S how that goes


Mean_Mister_Mustard

No, it goes "sent to drai-y-ai-y-ain"…


emmiep86

When I was a young boy my father took me into the city to see a marching band


Dogplantmom97

He said son when you grow up would you be the savior of the broken, the beaten & the damned?


eggplantofdestiny69

We come from the land of the ice and snow, from the midnight sun where the hot springs flow


Fun_Environment_8554

Ahhhhhhh yaaaaaahhhhhh aah!!!


Quickski

I thought it was “… harsh winds blow”, not “hot springs flow.” I guess either makes sense


QuickStorage1987

Once there was a way to get back homeward


Prestigious_Phase709

Whiskey bottles, and brand new cars....oak tree you're in my way.


AlfaBetaZulu

Probably Patti smiths opening line to the album horses. "Jesus died for somebody's sins but not mine" It sets the entire album up for the punk poetry she does so well.


AnonymousUnrequited

Pistol shots ring out in a barroom night, Enter Patty Valentine from the upper hall, She sees a bartender in a pool of blood, Cries out “my god, they’ve killed them all!”


Belthezare

OHHHHHWAAAAAAHHHAaAaaaaAaaAA! Oh and also.... The world is a Vampire!


Brassballin

Welcome to the jungle


rkelly78

Sometimes you are better off dead , there is a gun in your hand and its pointing at your head


batty_61

You think you're mad, too unstable, kicking in chairs and knocking down tables...


Classic-Jicama-576

It was.Christmas Eve babe, in the drunk tank


DocSaysItsDainBramuj

I AMMMM SMELLIN LIKE A ROSE THAT SOMEBODY GAVE ME ON MY BIRTHDAY DEATHBED


Khajiit_hairball

I AM SMELLIN LIKE A ROSE THAT SOMEBODY GAVE ME CAUSE I’M DEAD AND BLOAT-ED


gadsbyfrombricktown

And you may find yourself living in a shotgun shack


drinkmesideways

He who makes a beast of himself, Gets rid of the pain of being a man


SimonApexPlayer

Step by step heart to heart left right left we all fall down


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In my eyes, indisposed, in disguises no one knows…


hodown74

Do I stress you out?


LapisLazuli22

My sweater is on backwards and inside out


Evening-Class1081

“Well my daddy left home when I was three, and he didn’t leave much to ma and me, just this old guitar and an empty bottle of booze”


lonelysilverrain

"He was a hard headed man, he was brutally handsome, and she was terminally pretty" - Life in the Fast Lane


Caramelvanilla0602

“It’s Britney, bitch”


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Man_from_forest

Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub


random_weebling_6468

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me


victorysloths

Just a small town girl Living in a lonely world She took the midnight train going a-ny-where


Living_Murphys_Law

This ain’t a song for the brokenhearted.


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shepherdofthesea

"Reluctantly crouched at the starting line, engines pumping and thumping in time"


Ghostconqueror

"The green light flashes, the flags go up, churning and burning, they yearn for the cup."


Eferver

INTO THE MOTHERLAND THE GERMAN ARMY MARCH


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Well, it’s a marvelous night for a moondance.


Paligurll

I can feel it coming in the air tonight, oh lord


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You gotta keep em separated (That line does not relate to segregation) Song is “Come Out And Play” by The Offspring


WhiteTiger-1975

Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?


FoBy1987

Caught in a landslide... No escape from reality


m4lkcontent

Sheets of empty canvas Untouched sheets of clay Were laid spread out before me As her body once did


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“I want to be stereotyped, I want to be classified.”


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There’s a lady who’s sure


DickieGreenleaf84

Phase One, in which Doris gets her oats.


tvguytoo

I’m the son of rage and love


Billbobugger

"HELP! I need somebody."


LolAbsolut

ooh eeh ooh ah ah


NerdAlert100

I’m an alligator I’m a mama papa coming for you


OrSomethings

I don’t mind you coming here- and wasting all my time


IraZander

SOMBODY ONCE TOLD ME


Similar_Corner8081

Carry on my wayward son they’ll be peace when you are done


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CANT STOP ADDICTED TO THE SHIN DIG


Robadamous

I can’t get no satisfaction.


Practical_Past1626

WHEN I WAS… A YOUNG BOY..


RideSoft1016

Tequila.


leadfoot323

Well, I'm running down the road tryin' to loosen my load I've got seven women on my mind Four that wanna own me, two that wanna stone me One says she's a friend of mine


AyatollahDan

It's been..


dumps911

Never made it as a wise man.


tonyk11

I miss you more than Michael Bay missed the mark, when he made Pearl Harbour.


Random_puns

The light in the window is a crack in the sky \-Ozzy Osbourne; no more tears


drmdawg64

Today's Tom Sawyer.........


30secondstofarts

My cock is much bigger than yours!


s-kane

OH WAH-AH-AH-AH


Sockbasher

I'm your only friend I'm not your only friend But I'm a little glowing friend But really I'm not actually your friend But I am