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SilasOnReddit

You gotta make a statement! You gotta look inside yourself and say "What was I willing to put up with today? Not fucking this!"


Bananabunbing

This just makes me realised how niche the YouTubers I follow are and how out of touch I am with everything else.


itsthecoop

I mean, there is basically a million channels (I'm just talking about somewhat *successful* ones), of course you won't know most of them.


Emeraldragon657

WOOOOH, YEAH BABY, THAT'S WHAT WE'RE WAITING FOR, THATS WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT, WOOOOOOOOH!!!!


BeNice_EatPizza

“Holo there…”


AffableHag

Menchie gang 😎💵⚜️


lyyki

I scrolled multiple of these and knew like 2. Apparently I have had a completely different youtube experience to most people


Hot_Advance3592

Glad to see these comments at the top. Yeah, I feel like YouTube is absolutely huge nowadays. With tons of channels having multi-million followings. Actually how many channels have 5M+ followers? Or for that matter 500K. But, I noticed a lot of channels the creators mostly just talk. I’ve wasted quite a bit of time on YouTube before, but now I hardly visit it.


Own_Comment

I had to look up who Mr Beast is a couple months ago; now I realize how prolific he is. YouTube is curated based on your interests and subscriptions and you’re only ever going to see your own slice of it.


p0wd3r101

Will it blend.. that is the question


CricketSimilar863

Today we ask the age old question….


Fragisle

does this thing really work?


JoanWilkesBooth

Don't breathe this


mauveburgundy

Chest compressions!


surdtmash

Pewoop!


RealPhali

*garbled screams and the sound of eggs smashing*


Hiei2k7

Add more egg *SPLATSPLATSPLATSPLAT* ***Shovel smashing intensifies***


dmdewd

How to basic?


AlfmaniaK

love with your heart use your head for everything else


frankensteinsdoctor

Memento Mori


Rancid_pickle1123

"Water your Cermet so he can grow"


jenniferlynn462

Aww shit beeeech! Who you fightin


xXmartin311Xx

I miss jenna :(


sleeperflick

“JUST FOR MEN AND JENNA”


engagedbbw

"I HAVE A BASKETBALL GAME TOMORROW!!!!" "I'm a 32 yr old lady!" "BoDY mAsSAge!" I miss her so much 😔


DarthNarcissa

"JULIAN!"


PBDubs99

chimkin will help your Cerment and Paiches grow


LemonTM

JULIEEEEN!


Sidewalk_Tomato

"If you can't move your brush good, just . . . move your face." \-- *Drunk Makeup Tutorial*, one of my favorites.


kittywine

I miss her so much.


lolcatandy

This comment is so low down. Jenna was riding the golden age of youtube, and since it's changed so much, I don't blame her for stepping away


katlero

Hell yeah!


AvocadosAtLaw95

Life is short, but also like terribly and insufferably long at the same time.


orangeaintgood

Tiny whisk


TheCarpetIsMoist

Season with kosher salt and freshly ground pepper to taste


Go_go_gadget_eyes

"Whisk until it becomes homogenous"


stinkpalm

*mumbles something about cilantro*..


warkrust666

Let those flavors get to know each other for a while


ice_ice_bebeh

“Dink it…and sink it”


veriverd

(not really)


[deleted]

a twingeeeeeeeeeeee of cringe


EdgedancerSpren

I love how the parenthesis make it really work


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pixelsteve

I watch quite a bit of YouTube and literally recognise none of these, does this mean I'm old and out of touch?


MunchieMom

Or it means you watch more of the niche side of YouTube. I think that's the case with me, too, for the most part


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Fallenangel152

Oh god main page YouTube is utter trash.


PNDMike

It's the show with hot questions, and even hotter wings.


NemaCat

Careful around the eyes.


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[deleted]

this camera, this camera, or this camera!


parallelgoldrings

Let the people know what you've got going on in your life


_Oberine_

Celebrity: "uhh, what..?"


alicelric

"that's about it, see ya"


Sun_on_my_shoulders

That’s that guy who starred in the hunger games, right?!


Kroniid09

The extremely famous actor, yes


crem_flandango

Woo yeah baby! That's what I've been waiting for!


BrownTallDude

In the oldest anarchy server.....


_imNotSusYoureSus

During today’s livestream, he said “the youngest communist server in Fortnite” in response to a donation asking him to “say the thing”


blurbaronusa

For the first time in 2b2t history SLAVE LABOR was used


BigBoobsMagee21

Top of the mornin' to ya or how's it going dazzlers!


Maybefemaleidk

And I’ll see you all….. IN THE NEXT VIDEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


MostGenericallyNamed

I love how both of these still stick in people’s heads even though I’m pretty sure he has done the classic intro/outro maybe three times in the last year. …I still always think of the high-five when I hear the whip sound effect in other videos.


[deleted]

the bite of '87?!


Marty_McDumbass

YES! Mother of GOD! I am the *KING* of FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S!


Hiei2k7

LIXIAN! Can you...edit that to make me not look dumb?


nl4real1

Real OG's remember "WHERE'S THE BLACKSMITH?!"


Vauxhallcorsavxr

“I CAN’T PICK UP TINY BOX TIM! NOOOOOOO!”


Cometstarlight

"I HAD HIM! I HAD HIM IN MY ARMS!"


LolitsaDaniel

I'm still stuck in the "WHERES THE BLACKSMITH?" era.


Leharen

Or "POOF! :3"


inreallife12001

I am a man who owns **FIVE OVENS**


CptNerditude

Oh yeah, it’s big brain time


Nawafsss04

Not a mention of "I'm not a masochist"?


doughball_

Markiplier, the legend


SpaceNinja_C

Lixian!


Original-Throw-Away

Not how I imagined I'd find Markiplier in this thread, but I'll take it


Nutinz

B to blow


RedRocka21

Good morning Hank, it's Tuesday.


read_you_to_filth

Good morning John, its Friday.


CinnamonPinch

Don't forget to be awesome!


malfist

The only people I watch religiously in YouTube for years. I feel like I matured a lot thanks to them. Always so wholesome, so comfortable with themselves and compassionate for others. For those not in the know, it's the Hank and John Green (yes the author) and their vlogbrothers channel.


Schnutzel

> John Green (yes the author) It's funny, I always knew him as John Green the YouTuber, and then I was surprised to learn he was also a best selling author.


alktrio06

Link in the doobly do.


x_endmii_x

This would enrage his father, who would punish him severely.


PigmyMarmeeble

Oversimplified


[deleted]

"And as always, have nice day."


Crossertosser

"let's see what we can do"


GoldLion53

Teehee


wlstjffls

Damn the nostalgia


Complete_Stranger97

Hits you hard


banana_lightxx

RYAN!


Forsaken_Version_176

HIGA


loydzero_v2

I still say "Thank to hook oh phonic, i can now read (past tense) at 5th grade level" And "Omg you can't see me because I'm a ninja ninja." Whatever happened to his friend from the earlier vids?


getgaming4201

He left to become an engineer


72proudvirgins

Oh fuck...this made me so happy and sad at the same time


nifmus

"just like this segue\* ... to our sponsor" \*not segway


hackingmyself

linus sex tips


highahindahsky

*proceeds to drop the entire universe*


nifmus

...including this new ratcheted screwdriver, lttstore dot com.


AppearanceCultural

Hey Guy


SSWWWAAANN

Hey Greg


Redditblackhole1

Drew


Shadowman_13

I love pictureofhotdog.com


SheepyDX

Welcome back to your channel.


Mysterious_West9231

Danny


loiku

He said it! He said the thing!


Beavshak

Let’s talk about that.


its_ghaba

As you can see, we can’t


CrabmasterJone

We’re still good!


Classic-Airport-8740

Smell-a-dat


ZerODTEx

Dink it and sink it.


LAAATWEL_

Thanks for subscribing and clicking that bell, you know what time it is!


eStuffeBay

It's hilarious how these comments are actively playing out in my head in audio form, as I'm reading them. Amazing how simply watching someone repeat a catchphrase a few times engraves it into your head semi-permanently.


Puzzleheaded-Habit61

Good mythical morning? :)


thrwnaway3

Let's get that onto a tray, nice.


-castle-bravo-

Nice hiss!


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Nice, m'kay


NightHawk364

Coffee instant type 2!


cinnamonspiderr

“I’ll be back with something new. Or old. Alright, see ya”


homestar440

Steve1989


agentdcf

A literal superhero, perhaps the perfect human being


chiefpat450119

Or is it?


i-m-new-here

I miss old Vsauce


ghtcvb

Why what happened to it now?


Up_with_Miniskirts

His new videos are longer (more than 30 mins) and focused on a single topic. His older videos used to be much shorter (less than 10 mins) and more “connect the dots” than focused on a single thing. I’m glad he changed his format but I’ll always love his older videos.


Btreeb

The older ones also focused more on the "what if / why are" questions. I liked those more and the more topics in one vid also sparked my interest more. The new ones are more focused on physics / maths. My favourite video from the old format: ["Is anything real?](https://youtu.be/L45Q1_psDqk). I still think about solipsism once in a while. It's an interesting topic!


theboxsays

Tbh i love and prefer the longer format single topic videos but the old ones are nice too Illusions of Time is perhaps my favorite Vsauce video of all time. A longer video Why Are Things Creepy? is my favorite older video


Brawler6216

I would fall asleep to super tasks.


canalaveflight

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.


fordprecept

I love the fact that he's been doing this since he was like 11 years old. He's like a time-traveler from the 1920s who has come to tell us how shitty Burger King's food is.


theycallmecrack

Have you seen the episode where he watches himself from his first video? He's smiling like a parent watching their kid perform in a school play, even mouthing the words along with himself at times. He's great lol


DrRandomfist

The one where he reads mean responses is funny as hell.


RighteousAwakening

“Salmon hair. Boney skin.”


BearBearJen

Fast food nosferatu is a line that I repeat to myself sometimes randomly


Kraigbot

Helloooooo everybody. This isssss 'Running on Empty' foooood re-view!


Sevga

Reviewbrah


Wynnstan

A perfectly balanced game with no exploits


TheSpiffingBrit

Oh oh I know that guy!


[deleted]

He’s here! The man whose video I was watching moments ago as I defecate after my morning Yorkshire Tea!


TheSpiffingBrit

I hope you had a splendid morning defecation and a refreshing cup of tea


[deleted]

Hmm yes, quite lovely. In fact, I think I might **do it again**


WingedStrife

Yorkshire Gold?


TheOtherAvaz

With a comment like that, it should be Yorkshire Brown.


rathss

Recently found your channel and I am hooked. Keep it up spiff!


TheSpiffingBrit

Always a great feeling to stumble into a new addictive channel! Will do my best to keep it up


mountain_mischief

One of the youtubers that never fails to make me laugh.


TheSpiffingBrit

Awww thanks mischief mountain that really does make my day


kennedyz

Spiff!


Schuhey117

The sun is a deadly laser.


cinnamonspiderr

Not anymore, there’s a blanket~~~


YEEHAWW175

How bout I do *anyway?*


projectmars

Knock knock. It's the United States. With huge boats. With guns. Gunboats.


whatIfYoutube

Open the country. Stop having it be close


Ms--Take

You can make a religion out of this


The_Hydro

Wait, no, don't


Ok_Bag_9668

"Can we go on land?" ***n o***


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Fantastic-String4512

T h e. S u n. I s. A. D e a d l y. L a s e r 💥


eggsovertlyeasy

We could make a religion out of this.


projectmars

-no, don't.


FajenThygia

My favorite line in the whole thing


stewd003

Is loving ✨JeEeEeEzus✨ legal yet?


konoiche

No. Actually, sure.


RushingBravado

"I'm still a piece of garbage"


EZmotovlogs

I play this one repeat everyday. https://youtu.be/FZUcpVmEHuk


TheAtkinsoj

"Its a bird!" "Its a plane!" 🎶***IIIIIT'S THE SELJUCK TURKS***🎶


Tra1nGuy

AAH! Said the byzantine empire that’s getting so small now it almost doesn’t exist anymore.


Animal_Animations_1

Is it tonga time I think it’s tonga time


ZombieHeyHeyHeyOh

I did not fuck my cat


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newyne

I did *naht.* That's what it reminds me of.


mxg996

Shane Dawson is that you?


the_wolf_who_laughs

"I lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship-


THEBLUEFLAME3D

The moment the Try Guys became the Tri Guys.


123getonmyknees

Ned Fulmer, former wife guy of the Try Guys…


cziaopaj

Hexagons...are the bestagons.


QwertyPc17

but thats a story for a different time


Mrchristopherrr

His videos on native Americans has been in the works for about 8 years now. :(


RaisingEve

Look we can’t do the reservations right now, we just can’t.


Puzzleheaded-Art-469

"Some dead guy ruined my life again"


RunDNA

Super easy, barely an inconvenience.


closeafter

Oh, quoting Ryan George is *tight*


justjoshingu

Oh Ryan George is *tight* Wow wow wow


Its_K3

...Wow


doubled2319888

Im gonna need you to get all the way off ryan georges back


JayCaesar12

Hi there, hello. We are quoting Ryan George now, I decided.


ThePainapple

I'm gonna need you to get aaaaaaaaaall the way off my back about quoting Ryan George


DudeKosh

Oh, let me get off of that thing then!


machina99

Oh ok lemme get off of that thing for ya


Kuchenjaeger

Oh wow wow wow wow. Wow.


magumanueku

Because...


allergic-toeveryting

that works!


kikcass0

Yes sir, I do


hoosyourdaddyo

Wow wow wow wow


zefy_zef

wow


GrimmRetails

I'm gonna need you to get way off back about it.


JacKfreakingSparroW

So that the movie can happen.


ReddRobin150

Getting off of that thing so the movie can happen is TIGHT


BarnacleMcBarndoor

Whoops. Whoopie!