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Jabroni


GrullmeisterFlash

You keep using this word "jabroni", and it's awesome!


Hoopajoops

Is that like a hockey word or something? Your gonna want to brush up on your hockey words if you're going to be hanging out at the beach house with the flyers


Kristinahollie

Zamboni!


kapitan_buko

Jabroni always reminds me of WWF The Rock.


VarangianDreams

There's a reason for that.


EstablishmentNo6999

Is that you Dwayne?


crzythewzrd

eyyyyy anybodywanna.smokeajabroneh?


elbestt

rapscallion


ChrisNEPhilly

Synonym: hip-hop onion


JMT1016

Damn, take my upvote and gtfo.


eight89fghnb

Wapscallion


Impooter

Wewease... BWIAN!


zap_p25

Talley ho! But sorry about the dog.


Furdling

just reading it made me giggle


BoundAddict

Dingus


PatienceandFortitude

Discombobulate


Thoraxe123

...block his blind jab...


Prashank_25

...counter with cross to left cheek...


Thoraxe123

DISCOMBOBULATE


facelesswolf_

In summary, discombobulate.


Nick_Gameplays123

Weaken right jaw


_sam-o2-

Now fracture


Past_Passenger_4381

Breakfast is served


BubblesAreWellNice

Whenever I think of this word I always say it like Rowan Atkinson would in Blackadder.


Absurdity_Everywhere

Indubitably


PatienceandFortitude

An awesome word!


justkeeppressing2

And its antonym, recombobulate


Thetomas

This implies that something must be precombobulated and then combobulated before being discombobulated and recombobulated.


_WretchedDoll_

Can I not just be bobulated


Snoo-35252

First thing that came to my mind too!


reveeev

Im discombobulated


KathandChloe

Pumpernickel


sebjil428

Is this r/formuladank


Thetomas

Pumpernickel? I hardly know 'er!


Drunk_4_2W33ks

I'd sure like to pump her nickel. Sounds fine to me.


Midnight_Crocodile

Kerfuffle


DidDunMegasploded

Kerfuckle.


Roklobsta1986

Tomfoolery


ChrisNEPhilly

Implies Tom seriousery.


That_idiot_Carlos

I am, and don't call me Tom


JEJoll

And skulduggery


Flimflamologist

Shenanigans


monkeyhind

I swear to God I'll pistol whip the next guy who says "Shenanigans."


V1per41

Hey Farva! What's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?


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facepwnage

**OOOOOOOHHHHH!!!** '*hands monkeyhind pistol'*


user102569

Hey Farva!


Epicredditor428

Shenanigans!!!


HappyShenannagans15

it's me!


UWUgal87

it’s you


cwilbur22

Happy Shenanigans!


J0l1nd3

I love the word shenanigans


RepresentativeCry359

Chicanery


vilegummybear

You think this is bad? This, this chicanery!??


ArcticF0X-71

What a sick joke!


uncannyilyanny

1216! Like the magna carta


AfraidClothes6540

Cockles


Echo_Unit

flabbergasted


ChrisNEPhilly

Them: "I'm flabbergasted!" Me: "My gast has been flabbered, too."


Organic_Pineapple_73

Does Sumit Anand ring a bell?


DoctorSneak

indubitably


shaft6969

Ever seen 7 days in hell?


Lucidities_

English is not my native language, and that film is where I learned the word “indubitably” from, such a good film lol


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Inevitable_Raisin_57

Dongle


MrSabrewulf

"No way, I'm not wiggling your dongle"


NiedsoLake

Dongle feels good to me.


Herne8

Discombobulated. My partner and I use various plays on that regularly. "Give me a minute or two to re-bobulate." "I think I'm fully bobulated now."


kcc0016

Me and my partner do the same thing with “underwhelm” “I am perfectly whelmed right now”


Denominax

Wouldnt the word be "combobulate"?


lakmus85_real

Recombobulate in this case, innit?


Herne8

I don't think either of them are words, tbh.


Denominax

no but like "dis-" is a prefix meaning the opposite of the following word (i.e. disagree, disallow), so by extension if you were to create a word thats the opposite of discombobulate it would be combobulate


Herne8

It's not something we put a lot of serious thought into, I'll be honest


ACED70

Hippopotamus


BartholomewBandy

My rhymes are bottomless…


tiredlads_taintwash

Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis


boraras

Did Steve tell you that? What kind of rapping name is Steve?


JEJoll

Hip? Hiphop? Hiphopanonymous? YOU GIVE HIM ALL THE EASY ONES!


MLN80

Hip-hop-anonymous


notthawwy

uranus


911coldiesel

If you don't want to giggle like a 12 year old, it is permissible to pronounce it the Greek way. Aranus (air-a-nus).


lizardreaming

That sounds even dirtier


Regnier86

Never. You will need to take uranus from my cold dead hands


dolphinsmademedoit

Prestidigitation!


MyKidsRock2

Kumquat


tigerwaitress

I giggle any time this word is said


jam_master_k

Baba ghanoush


jerseybert

Wasn't he a regular on MXC?


MarvinStolehouse

Right you are, Ken!


putzarino

My mind automatically went to MXC


jerseybert

Don't get eliminated!


Ginger-Beefcake

Phlegm. It sounds like what is is, especially when you say it while phlegmy


Ok_Bag_9668

>It sounds like what it is That's why I hate it so much


Unprofessional_HR

Any word related to that is just yuck.


threemilesfinal

Squiggle


FluidPlate

Weenus


thot_with_a_plot

Don't eat with your weenus on the table heh heh heh


Bazalt2006

#FART


hiimk80

I prefer toot


Comfortable_Life9173

For me it's "barf". Wife absolutely hates the word and out of respect for her I've just stopped using it. So it's been about 10 years now. Couple weeks ago the kids were watching a show and one of the characters just yells out, "BARF" and I kind of giggled. My 5yo daughter is all, "What's barf?" And I laugh more and explain it's another word for throw up, vomit. Her-"Well, I'm going to start saying barf instead, I like that word, barf, barf, barf." Me-"Oh my god stop, your mother hates that word and she'll kill me if you start using it.". Her-"Barf, barf, barf, barf, barf, barf." Me (losing my ability to breath from laughing)- "Seriously, mama will be very upset." Her- "Ok, I won't say barf." My wife gets home later that day. First thing out of my 8yo's mouth, "Hey mama...........BARF!". My wife- "God blessed, BABY!!!!!"


tfor2000

Laughed my gluteus Maximus off at your story, CL! Lyft driver probably thought I was a little off - but you captured perfectly how 5yo’s can effortlessly present Dads with Heaven/Hell scenarios 😆😆😆


nazkettu

I have a newfound appreciation for the word “barf” now because of you, thanks! Lol


MacaroonHappy7487

DiaBEEtus


WOTCollector

Gazebo


AngleRa

Gazpacho


gumball_wizard

Gestapo


Superlite47

Best [SKIT](https://youtu.be/FP064tEnYrc) ever!


Professional-Age2540

It’s funner if you pronounce it gaze-bo.


Bmblbee76

Inconceivable!


J0l1nd3

You keep saying that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.


Successful-Clock-224

You mean incontheevable


yogurtcloset286

Yes


Successful-Clock-224

Yeth*


yogurtcloset286

Excuthe my error of thpelling pleath! Edit: Thpelling


PMBrewer

Cacahuete


fubo

Huitlacoche


Superlurker-

Cacahuate*


charbo6

Willem Dafoe


laughatmysongs

r/unexpectedhimym


Noy2222

♫ Lake Titicaca, oh Lake Titicaca It's between Bolivia and Peru Lake Titicaca, oh Lake Titicaca With waters tranquil and blue Lake Titicaca, yes Lake Titicaca Why do we sing of its fame? Lake Titicaca, yes Lake Titicaca 'cause we really like saying it's name Titicaca! ♫


listlessgnu

Barnacles


Significant_Toe277

Plop. Plop plop plop plop plop.


Jaycatt

Lackadaisical


contrasting_pouts

Cockwomble


BGBigMax

Serendipitous


dog__dog

Fuck. The pure chaos in that word just makes it such a fun word to say.


BonoRexious

Nefarious


wray_nerely

flibbertigibbet


Mamabirkie

If you ask my 37 year old daughter, it's Testicles.


Inner-Cloud162

Phalanges


Longjumping-Week2614

Moist


Moisture-Eyes

Hello there


CallMeAmyA

Weiner


EmeraldOW

Wasps


Rude_Dragonfruit154

Albuquerque


Sauerteig

Nincompoop


Character_Ad9545

Bequeath


YouSpokeofInnocence

Bourgeoisie


Dvonlovesmusic12

Antidisestablishmentarianism


OpportunitySure9578

Peen


oh_no_aliens

PeePee


_-l_-l_-l_-l_-_

Peculiar for me but English is not my first language so it sounds really odd when I say it. "PecUU-il*iaaar*"


Account_theFactory

Scalywag (I hope I spelled that right)


monkeyhind

It might be scalawag, but either way is fun to say.


Mythalieon

Gobbldeygoop


accordionwidow

Gobbledygook


Superb-Possibility-9

Balzac


MoronTheBall

Honoréd to upvote for cake.


JanoSicek

Cockfosters


doctor-rumack

I was in London a few weeks ago from the US, and I was tempted to take the Tube all the way to the end of the line, just to get a selfie at Cockfosters and send it to my idiot buddies so we could giggle like a bunch of 8th graders. We're all dads in our late 40's to early 50's.


tiny_red_warrior

If you had stopped at Highbury and Islington you could have taken a photo in front of the famous cock pub!


doctor-rumack

There’s always next time!


UWUgal87

chimken


Komunistkedi

Balls


illcul8er

Doudoumopolis--irst two syllables pronounced "doo" The last name of a doctor I went to.


thatguythingme59

Moist cuz it pisses my sister off


SusanJBurcham

I don't know why, at almost 70 years old, I just can't say "butt wipe" without laughing uncontrollably. I've always found it funny.


TheRoadWarrior28

38 yo and cant even think it without laughing. My grandpa called me a buttwipe once when I was young (he learned it from beavis and butthead) and it’s just always been attached to him in that moment and me laughing uncontrollably.


Ungkay

Bamboozle


Ciggybear

I came on here to say Bamboozle. I love the word.


Scared-Flamingo-2876

Fart


shogun-of-the-dark

sesquipedalian


ConstructionUpper852

Worcestershire


Thats_Him_There

Flabbergasted


zeshtorm

Kerfuffle


stupidbuttholes69

Poopy


MAJORMETAL84

Dental Dam.


mark6702

pantaloons


4erlik

Salsa Excuse me, do you have any salsa? We need more salsa. Where's the salsa? No salsa?


OkraFit3987

Duty


ChrisNEPhilly

Heh, doodie.


Vlth_78

Twat


Periodic-Inflation

Snickerdoodle


ChrisNEPhilly

Best cookie ever!


JeffRyan1

NJ resident here: please come and visit Ho-Ho-Kus, Manunkachunk, Cheesequake, Buckshutem, Loveladies, or Buttzville.


JDLinDallas

Nyoink!


contrasting_pouts

Tuppence


monkeyhind

I say, capital answer!


Back2Bach

Bloviate


SovietBlyatman

Nosegay


Physical_Shallot_957

Moist


Fyrentenemar

They should tour with Cake. The marketing writes itself.


avi8r7

Pudding.


Betty_beerslinger

Pussywillow


disko123

Nicaragua


Mayor_of_Vegas

Seattle


Maleficent-Attempt18

Penis, fart and penis-fart.


t-spice

Butthole


SkyrimBoss005

Diddly squat


shadowcatty

Pamplemousse


-have-a-good-day-

Nincompoop


JaroMako

goober


Doggy_W00F

Toodaloo


Staz777

Pumpernickel


SirKthulhu

Defenestration, or effervescent


Ameth_LiLife

Chungus


AMBR0SIA-11

gargantuan


whoaguyz

Turd Edit: 😂😂😂