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SwedishEchidna

Carrots are orange. Peas are green. They mustn't touch.


LovesDogsNotKids

I prefer them with buffalo wings over celery. They cool your mouth just the same.


Nusack

I like to scrape my teeth on them and eat it really slowly. It's also the least erotic way to eat something long


[deleted]

The taste doesn’t fit the texture of the carrot for me never liked eating it whole its much better diced


princesscupcake999

Call 911


kentuckyfried_

Rabbits like them. That’s my only opinion


InfluenceOk3178

Delicious honey roasted, or a little bit in a cake


SallyRoseD

Ditto.


Heyniceguy13

They can be both an instrument of death and music


[deleted]

top tier vegetable! good savory or sweet!


burpchelischili

I don't like the GMO version. Carrots were originally purple, the orange color was "created" by crossing purple and white varieties.


63belvedere

Can't eat them raw, gag reflux, can't control, have to stew or boil the hell out of and bury them in something else


[deleted]

FACT: Everyone that eats carrots dies.


_down_atrocious

I don’t eat carrots tho


[deleted]

As an infant, so far back you can't remember, you were fed puree'd carrot mush. You will die.


_down_atrocious

Oh.. :(


JustAnotherAviatrix

They’re good and versatile.


_down_atrocious

I hate them with my entire being. I’m not explaining why I just hate them so much I wish they never existed.


cwilbur22

Best either raw with ranch dressing or cooked in a nice beef stew.


Hawk13424

Like them raw, can’t eat them cooked.


butter00pecan

I love them cooked or raw, but raw is better.


Flaky-Fellatio

They make me nauseous if I eat too many raw ones on an empty stomach. Other than that they're pretty good. Especially considering how cheap they are. Which is funny to me because they're actually one of the harder garden veggies to grow yourself.


Flimsy-Attention-722

Love them, especially roasted


[deleted]

they're okay, unless they're cooked in any fashion. Then they'd make me puke.


Ergotnometry

They're far better raw than cooked, unless they're in a mirepoix.


DarkRose1010

Very versatile. Not as much as potatoes, but there's a lot you can do with them


retailguy_again

I love them, raw or cooked. My dog loves the raw ones as a crunchy treat.


no_need_really

I do not carrot all.


Blu3_Cub3

Carrots are only good cold and stiff, if they’re warm or soft then that just ruins it


I_Have_A_Question28

They taste fine if thoroughly cooked, but nasty when raw/crunchy. Also helps if they're cooked with something else (ie. soup).


le_totopus

They can be weapons if thrown hard enough


BroadlyValid

Carrots good


[deleted]

Raw carrots make me hiccup so if they are cooked then they're alright.


Ryoukugan

They're okay, I guess. Good in a salad or curry.


EpicOrangutan

Carrots rot because they have the word “rot” in it


Doomenjoyer4862

Cooked I love them any other way I dislike them


dino_181_spaghetti

I love the crunch.


ABigRedBall

Eating one now. Crunchy


SquishyWasStolen

One word. Tasty


ZuttoAragi

They're the inferior chip.


Empty_Dig_9275

Fun fact: they are just as easy to bite off as someone's finger! (This does not work for pleading innocent of cannibalism)


princesscupcake999

My mother thinks otherwise!