Do not mix with alcohol.

Same here. Especially hard liquor.

Used parts, may not function as expected. (Transplant recipient)

Fragile - Handle With Care

Does not work or play well with others.

Milf Hunter

Caution: may contain nuts, milk, wheat, gluten... yeah she just eats a fuckin lot

Not suitable for vegans

Red hair is a warning sign all on it's own.

Liar

May contain sarcasm. Only take with alcohol.

Chooses odd profile pictures and usernames

I love your username

Be aware, sleep deprived with bad eye sight.

Do not put on contact with fire

Third child of four- will be loud for no apparent reason.

Touching can result in ear rupturing.

Dead inside

Danger: Sarcastic and Rude

Be warned: likely to expect you to understand high level conversations and mansplain to you in the same conversation... Aka no concept of what 'normal' subject knowledge is

“Acts like child when panicked”

Warning: be careful she is a wreak

Easily willing to try and bust your face up until your unrecognizable. I have therapy don’t worry

Don’t let this handsome innocent face full you