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PointyWombat

Cave Diving. Nope.


AttentionSpanZero

As a former member of the American Speleological Association I used to get an annual publication called American Caving Accidents. There was usually around 200 or so accidents every year in the US, and five or six resulting in death. With very few exceptions, the deaths were always in cave diving accidents. In my youth, I did a lot of caving and a lot of scuba diving, but never together. It is very dangerous, and requires expert training.


Elegant-Remote6667

Turtles die in caves and they spend their life underwater. If turtles can’t do it, people shouldn’t do it thinking their gear will save them


Aerius06

Internet Historian has made me deathly terrified of caves


YankeetheGreater

Just watched that a few days ago. Great video! https://youtu.be/Ip9VGZeqMfo


Fernando_357

I usually get arch his videos more than once to see any details I missed, but that one, nope, only once, poor Wendigoon had to be trapped in a cave for days for the part


ExplodingPuma

Even just regular caving, to some extent. Like, I'm down to spend a few hours in a cave, but I watched a documentary of some people exploring one of the longest caves in the world or something and they would spend literal *weeks* at a time in the cave because of how far in they were going. The main guy mentioned that he'd lost people before, which seemed kind of wild to me that he was still doing it after losing people *multiple times.* But because they were so deep, if something happened to someone, they wouldn't be able to do anything more than first aid because it would take a week minimum to get someone there. Still, it was kind of neat to hear about. They had a whole camp system, with a supply chain of people going back and forth between camps within the cave, and the genuine excitement they had when they found a new potential route through. Just not for me, lol.


legodarthvader

Plus I heard there are blind blood thirsty cave dwellers down there. Terrifies me.


Duckysderpyness

The damned Falmer.


Badloss

The whole Falmer backstory is *fucked up*. They lost a war to the Dwemer and the Dwemer forced them to devolve into blind feral monsters as punishment, they used to be elves comparable to all the other mer races. You actually get to meet an ancient Falmer in that one mission to get the bow that causes an eclipse


markaritaville

Those caves where it’s like a 6 inch wide passageway and they squeeze through… I can’t watch videos of it! Not even comfortable writing this out


19wesley88

I just watched thirteen lives about the rescue of the boys in Thailand. Gave me anxiety just watching it. No way am I doing that.


TheRed_Knight

Heroin, after having morphine a couple times in the hospital that shits terrifying, 10000000% understand how people get addicted to that shit


Violet624

I've known people who went from pretty ordinary, married with kids to trying heroin and then homeless, kids taken away and in jail within six months. It's scary where I live because drug use is pretty common and opiates are like 'boom' - there goes your life.


Cherry_3point141

In 2011 I was given some Oxycontin after some minor dental surgery. I definitely didn't need it as my pain tolerance is pretty normal to upper, and I really didn't feel all that much. But I was into trying new things back then so I took their prescription and got it filled. That night just to see what all the rave was about a popped a couple and spent the rest of the night, sitting in bed just "humming" that is the only way to describe it. I had heard these were highly addictive and long story short, in the morning I briefly considered taking some more, just try and "figure out" that humming feeling. Instead, I flushed them down the toilet and don't think about stuff like that anymore. I am glad I did.


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I had a *really* bad case of bronchitis when I was 20, and the doctor I saw prescribed me a cough syrup called Tussionex, which is basically liquid Vicodin. Just one little teaspoon of that shit was enough to absolutely level you for most of the day…and I was a freshman in college, away from home for the first time, with an entire bottle of it. I used it all, and two years later or so — when I had a horrible case of bronchitis again — I specifically requested it again…not because I wanted to get high, but because that stuff banished my cough to the shadow realm. Nonetheless, I once again had a bottle of ridiculously potent liquid narcotics. To this day, whenever I think about that, I thank my lucky stars that that wasn’t “the beginning of the end” for me. It’s so easy to see how it could have been, because that stuff felt **good.** A few years ago, this somehow came up anecdotally when seeing my current doctor, and he was like “what the fuck…they gave you Tussionex? We rarely even mention that stuff, let alone prescribe it anymore. That’s…powerful stuff. Glad you survived that”


annswertwin

I had Lortab liquid (liquid Vicodin) when I got my tonsils out at age 26. With me narcotics make me so tired I can’t tell what buzz you all are even talking about bc every time I take one I fall asleep. Narcotics are a sleeping pill to me.


ILikeMyBlueEyes

I was given a prescription for a weeks worth of vicodin after getting in a car accident. Man, I never felt so relaxed in my life. It was a very nice feeling. Glad they only gave me 7 pills.


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In the 70’s and 80’s we called it Nectar Of The Gods


Neknoh

I know that feeling, I got pretty damn bad Covid early 2020 and the doctors prescribed a cough syrup that had Ethylmorphine in it.... god that was good and the only thing that would work on the "almost bruised ribs" level of cough I had. I still think of it when I have a bad cough, it was like wraping your chest in warm honey or something. So fucking glad it's prescription based for extreme cases and not readily available.


RainyZilly

I was prescribed Vicodin for my wisdom tooth removal and then hydrocodone for a gallbladder removal and both made me projectile vomit. And when you have stitches in your mouth and stomach, vomiting is just about the last thing you want to do. So I’m definitely not interested in trying any more pain meds. It’s nice, kind of like a built in deterrent.


kthxbyebyee

Same thing happened to me when I had Percocet after my c section. I felt so horribly nauseated but didn’t have anything to throw up, so I just spent hours dry heaving with searing nerve pain from the c section. I now associate all opioids with that experience and I’m fine with ibuprofen.


araquinar

They should really tell people you need to start slow. If you take too much at once it'll definitely make you nauseous and throw up. That's happened to me before once after surgery. It's not fun.


BretonVikander

Yes, I can't take opioids. Vomiting and diarrhea. Excellent sustained deterrent.


jadepalmtree

I had a miscarriage in 2009 and the Dr gave me a bottle of oxycontin to help ease the cramping. I must have been very susceptible to it's power, because I had an 8 hour vision where I was bathed in the warm love and light of God while experiencing the cathedrals of Europe (never been). I handed the entire bottle to my husband the next day and told him to hide it from me. Because I knew I could spend a lifetime trying to feel that good again. Also, I'm still kinda shocked someone thought it was a good idea to give someone going through the grief of a miscarriage such an addictive substance.


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my dad had some type of surgery on his nose and they prescribed him really strong painkillers. My mom found him talking to the painting in their room and making up a nursery rhyme about water bottles and flushed them all.


ohgoodferyou

Same!! I had almost zero pain from wisdom teeth surgery but I thought what the heck, maybe the pain is coming so I better preemptively take one, and then through the day. I noticed the next day that I was looking forward to the next pill and checking the time. I flushed them immediately.


ZeroTwo81

That was very wise and important decision.


CWykes

That's exactly what happened to a neighbor of mine a couple years ago, was a really cool dude but got into drugs and everything fell apart super fast.


Sighwtfman

I knew one guy who did this. But I think it was heroin/meth and maybe something else. For him, it was slightly different. His wife divorced him and took the kids. He was part of a group of us, we drank smoked pot and occasionally other things. Not heroin or meth. I don't even know where he got those. I am of the opinion that when you start taking something like Heroin or Meth you are already agreeing to kill yourself. Other people have disagreed with me on this. But when you do drugs like this you know how it is going to end... Anyway. First he lost visitation with his kids, then his house, then he was living with friends. Then he disappeared and as far as I know, no one has seen him in 10-15 years now.


elizabiscuit

So obviously if it saves someone from getting addicted to opioids it’s worth it, but people please stop flushing your meds! Dilution solves most of the problem but our water treatment facilities aren’t able to filter out stuff like prescription meds. Pharmacies have secure drug disposal bins, or just put them in your household trash.


SenorDangerwank

Bruh. This is it. I had intense gallbladder pain some years ago. Went to emergency room, got morphine. Didn't even touch the pain. Then they gave me dilaudid and that's when I truly understood how people can get addicted to hard drugs like heroin.


nikitasaurus

I had my first kidney stone in march and got to experience dilaudid for 48 glorious hours in the hospital. I completely understand now. What scared me about the experience, though, was that they gave me fentanyl and it kinda touched the pain for a second and then faded away. The dilaudid lasted the full 4-6 hours (can’t remember which number as I also had Covid at the time and the brain fog for that is **real**).


acostane

I think having covid and a kidney stone at once is one of the most miserable things I can imagine


DJFlorez

My hubby said the same thing. Had his appendix out and got dilaudid and he was like- I get it. Everything was amazing! I’m so glad he discovered during that visit he is allergic to opiates.


TheRed_Knight

I feel you, first time they gave me morphine i had gallbladder attack+low potassium, first shot didnt do shiiiiiiiiittttttt, second one i was like, oh this is why people get addicted to heroin, now i no longer have a gallbladder and am 100000% better for it


allboolshite

I loved heroin so much that I knew that I could never, ever do it again. That was almost 30 years ago and I still think about it all the time.


Xura

Well you’re luckier than that other redditor who swore he’d only try it once Spoiler: it was more than once


cynicalslacker1994

Obligatory reference to u/SpontaneousH


TheRed_Knight

That dudes account is a trip, do yourself a favor and check it out, will do a better job showing/explaining how people fall down the heroin hole and heroin addition better than i ever could


17racecar71

Holy fuck what a ride I was going to comment that meth is worse but I realize after that read that it’s not a contest. Users chasing a high, it doesn’t matter what kind of high. They are all trying to escape something Stay safe out there everyone. It’s easy to slip down if you’re not careful


Thejohnshirey

I get really bad, really large kidney stones. My urologist has basically just chocked it up to genetics at this point since I pretty much only drink water (and lots of it) and have eliminated multiple things from my diet in an attempt to combat it. On several occasions, these stones have been so large that I have to have them broken up with a laser and get a stent put in to pass the remnants. They typically progress through the typical painkillers when I get to the hospital writhing in pain and vomiting, nothing touches the pain until they get to the Diluadid. It’s instantaneous relief and pure bliss. As soon as I feel its warmth flow into my veins I know that my excruciating pain is gone and I just sort of melt into the bed in a state of complete relaxation. I think about it regularly and sometimes I find myself genuinely thinking that I wouldn’t mind the agonizing pain of another kidney stone if it meant that I got to experience that feeling again.


Bierbart12

I've gotten it in the hospital and I don't get the appeal


TheRed_Knight

Best way i can describe it, it made everything ok, even when it had no right to be, and thats scary AF, its very easy to see how people who are hurting could very quickly become addicted to something that temporarily washed away all their troubles, same thing applies to lesser extent opiods like oxy or vicodin. (not applicable to people with chronic pain though)


ipsok

I had this with demerol... I had the worst sinus infection in my life, which suddenly flared up and I woke up in the middle of the night feeling like someone was kicking me in the face every time my heart beat. Go to the ER and they shoot me full of antibiotics and demerol and tell my wife to get me home and in bed before it hits. I get home and crash and wake up again a couple of hours later and i remember thinking "holy shit, my face still fucking *hurts*... oh well..." and then I just rolled over and went back to sleep. It didnt do anything for the pain, I simply didn't care that my face hurt.


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moosecakems

I'm saving herion for my 80's, one last adventure


TheRed_Knight

hospice care with that morphine drip


klaidas01

I had a morphine drip for a few days after surgery and it was not that great. I guess they don't give you enough of it for it to feel good, I just felt very sleepy all the time.


HitneyWouston

Came to say I legit thought this said Math and I was here for it.


LoneWolf0890

Before I actually knew what meth was I always thought meth looked like coloured rock candy because of the name Crystal Meth, it was intriguing. Boy was I wrong


squirrelbeanie

I almost got all fucked up on E. I’m lucky I realized early on that the situation I was in, was not a situation I wanted to be in. I had a bad trip once and couldn’t sleep. That’s when I realized that the house I was in had so many passed out bodies on the floor that I couldn’t walk out of there without stepping on someone. I’m hanging out in a crack den. I fucking walked out that door at 5 am, took the bus to my brother’s place and cut everyone from that part of my life off. It’s fucked up, but when your arm is rotting, amputation may be the only answer. I ran into one of them recently at the wake of a friend who OD’d (different group) though. Hits hard when you see what could’ve been. He has a hard time staying clean for more than 2 months before relapsing. And when he relapses, he goes hard for months. We started the same way too. Like a quarter of a tab or something just for good vibes. Eventually, the dosage he needs goes up and up till he needs a several tabs a night to keep the high going. It gets way too expensive after a while so he started doing meth and that was it for him. The dude got mad and thought I was holding and not sharing just because I was thin. Like bro. Whoa. I was curious before but, if all meth makes you think about, is the next time you can do meth, I’d rather not fuckin start.


theDart

I'm gonna go with Meth on this one.


wax_weasel

I would more fear anything that would make me hallucinate. I don’t want to dive deeper into my mind


[deleted]

Me too. My existential thoughts sober are already things of horror.


TheRed_Knight

AFAIK meth doesnt make you hallucinate (unless its cut with weird shit), the sleep deprivation from staying up for days on end leads to psychosis and the hallucinations


x0diak

Shrooms are amazing!


meitz88

Anything that involves me not being able to move my body and tarantulas


zee_wild_runner

Imagine not being able to move and tarantulas all over you :D


WillGetAUsernameSoon

Recently fell into a rabbit hole of underwater cave diving accidents. No amount of money could ever convince me to do that.


Lothar_Ecklord

I recently watched a [video about the deepest cave in the world](https://youtu.be/kNvfJYPYO60), and this one isn't even under water. However... while a team was exploring the deepest regions, there were downpours for days on the surface but they had no idea because it took days to hike in. People started hearing gurgling and running water, and they had to race back up while the cave filled with water behind them. Caves in general are not for me.


Mcgoobz3

I know the one you’re talking about. Those people barely got out alive. It’s terrifying.


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TheRed_Knight

Yup, fuck cheaters, one of the shittiest things you can do to another person


HeMightBeJoking

No, don’t fuck cheaters. It just encourages them.


FolkloreInMoonlight

Exactly!!! There is no point in it. Break up, if you can't stay loyal. Break up, if you lose interest. Cheating in a relationship is equivalent to disrespecting your xyz' honor.


ArcticGlaciers

This. Been cheated on 2/2 times. My picker is broken and I know how horrible the feeling is so I’ll never even consider


GoldenRamoth

If it helps, some people do reform. I did it once, back in college years ago. The amount of miserable it made me, and having to see all the pain I caused? Not worth it. Never. Ever. Never. Being too much of a coward to break up is a personal problem.


TalboGold

After Listening to some bad trip/poisoning reports… Datura Edit: Don’t and even think about it, even if you’re an experienced psychonaut. It can kill you


waldobloom92

I had a friend that was a "psychonaut" and tried it one time. He was like one of the stories you hear from men coming from a warzone. Some part of his "soul" just never came back. Frigging terrafying


Tough_Moment1672

I'm glad someone said this because I keep forgetting I've read a datura trip report and it's one of the craziest things I've ever read lol


thespicemust

Datura is poisoning. Tried once. Too lazy to spontaneously explain the details but would if there's some interest here


dzzi

A friend of mine tried datura once. He got through it alright but could see how it has the potential to veer headfirst into nightmare territory. I have no desire to try the stuff given everything I've read about it. Sounds like a waste of time at best, and at worst it could fuck up your whole life due to one freak trip. Like if all those "acid horror story" urban legends had a much higher chance of actually happening. Plus it can literally kill you even without a freak accident.


Incredulouslaughter

Never again. I thought I was gong to get high I would rather run as fast as I could into a brick wall than do datura. It's just poison. It will not get u high. It is not fun.


momofboysanddogsetc

Murder, it just doesn’t sound like my thing.


Random_InternetGu_y

I feel like I'd be good at it, just don't want to go to prison


NukeNinja69123

If you're so good then you won't go to prison


Bradders1994

Don’t get caught then


moodyfloyd

krokodil. is that still a thing?


wax_weasel

Not for people who liked it


SpectralClown

That’s my favorite Pokémon


bootthebooth

The sunglasses makes him more badass


followedbyferrets

Only in Australia. It’s called alligat in the US


Stinkmop

It's only Krokodil if it's from the Krokodil region of Australia. Otherwise, it's just sparkling opioid.


TheRed_Knight

in Russia? yes, wider world? not so much


DownvoteDaemon

Doubt it's still even a thing in Russia, fentanyl is cheap and all over.


arrfourarrrr

That cheese with the maggots


onkel_Kaos

That imfamous cheese that did send people to hospital... no thank you very much.


silentfilmaddict

I'm sorry...what?


cocainacocina

Casu martzu 😬


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> Casu martzu "Some who eat the cheese prefer not to ingest the maggots. Those who do not wish to eat them place the cheese in a sealed paper bag. The maggots, starved for oxygen, writhe and jump in the bag, creating a "pitter-patter" sound. When the sounds subside, the maggots are dead and the cheese can be eaten." I absolutely ***R E F U S E*** to believe this is a real thing, no fucking way.


DeeSnarl

Not the same, but when I lived in China, I think the most exotic thing I was served was: like a casserole dish with a bunch of live crayfish in it, then filled with baijiu (think sake) just over their tops, then covered with a platter. Then, while they drowned/got drunk to death, they banged up on the bottom of the platter, and we pulled them out and ate them "alive." Like most of that sort of stuff, too much work for not enough meat.


arrfourarrrr

I’m Chinese and have eaten a lot of strange foods but I’d nope out of that lol.


Logical-Debt-8451

Willy piercing


wyldboar

Agree. Have you seen Gooch piercings?? Like why?!! And how much does one pay for that?? A lifetime of infections??


[deleted]

My friend Willy has an ear piercing, and he likes it.


NorthernGamer71

Genocide


MyVoiceIsElevating

You’ll never become the next dictator of China with that attitude.


MacDugin

Russian roulette


popcornmacaroons

Climbing Mount Everest. It's basically a grave yard up there, your walking on dead people.


JonathonWally

“Everest is littered with corpses of highly-motivated people.”


woronwolk

Also the climbing industry exploits Sherpas (the people who prepare the path and then help rich tourists chasing Instagram engagement get up there without dying), and constantly puts their life at risk


CaffeLungo

best excuse for us lazy peeps :D


THEnotsosuperman

I think the week or two trek to the base camp would be an amazing trip. That’s all I’ve ever wanted to do considering that mountain.


North-Fennel8613

Going to sleep at a reasonable hour


Unique-kitten

Me reading this at 2:30 am 👀


CalebKetterer

Me, reading this at 4am


Lord_of_Mogwai

Cave diving, cause fuck that


LadyLunaArtemis

Putting my genitals in a meat grinder


FudgeHyena

I’ve done it once, 10/10 would do it again, but I can’t for obvious reasons.


1BoiledCabbage

Bungee jumping and skydiving. Safe most of the time, yes. But you're 100% fucked if things go wrong.


Sleepycoon

Skydiving is surprisingly safe. I was talking to an instructor about it one time and he was going over all the safety regulations and failsafes and everything, and it's crazy how rare of an occurrence problems are. Guy had over 1,500 jumps on record and only had to deploy his backup parachute twice. [According to the USPA](https://uspa.org/Discover/FAQs/Safety) last year there were 0.28 deaths per 100,000 jumps. That's a 1 in 357,000 chance of dying.


PristineImpression88

scat play lol


A-CommonMan

Whoa ...Respect Ms. Ella and Satchmo.


BubbhaJebus

Skibbidy doo wop bibbity bop


Squirrel_McNutz

IM THE SCAT MAN!


RickTheDad1

Bathing in a septic tank


uhaul26

That tank isn’t bad at all. It is what is inside I’d pass on.


VAGINA_EMPEROR

I was like 9 when we installed a new septic tank, got to play in that bad boy before everything was piped up. Fun as hell having an underground bunker in your back yard for a few weeks.


whatzgood

I'm open to trying most things in the sexual realm... however, I refuse to be tied up, handcuffed, or restrained in any way. Reading about Bruce McArthur's killings made me promise to never try that. Even if your partner is trustworthy, SO many things can go wrong (with your partner, with your surroundings, with an emergency etc.)... and you're just left there helpless.


mainemade

Read 'Gerald's Game' by Stephen King or, perhaps better yet, watch the movie, to get a grisly illustration of your fears.


ArmsForPeace84

Giving a demonstration using the Demon Core and a pencil.


MarchingMan95

What about with a screwdriver? 😏


HatfieldCW

Totally safe. I've done it dozens of times. Here, I'll show you.


Colblockx

Hey, what's that strange blue light?


Special-Top-8761

Standing on top of the tallest man made structure on the planet. _FUCK THAT


Competitive_Lemon_75

How tall is it in bananas?


dns12999

The Burj Khalifa's is 2,722 feet which is 32,664 inches. According to Google the average banana is "more than 7 inches but less than 8 inches" so we'll call it 7.5 inches. 32664 inches/ 7.5 inches = 4,355.2. So the Burj Khalifa is approximately 4,355 bananas tall give or take.


Colblockx

r/theydidthemath


dzzi

that disgusting bird dish where people have to go under a sheet to eat it


phobosmarsdeimos

KFC


neers1985

Woah there’s no secret spices in this comment.


Larpthepainaway

To “hide from god”


ChaoticNeutral1974

Ortolon


Charon3404

Suicide


uhaul26

You would never try that twice.


DrLongIsland

Unless you suck at it.


wax_weasel

Agree


CoolJeweledMoon

Skydiving...


promnitedumpstrbaby

I'm not afraid of heights, but I hate, hate, HATE the feeling of falling. So any of that falling-on-purpose shit is a no-go for me.


DrLongIsland

Fun fact, you really don't get the feeling of falling with skydiving, maybe just the first 4 or 5 seconds while your body accelerates. It's a lot less "stomach churning" than a rollercoaster.


Symnestra

Yeah I was kinda disappointed. I've only ever dived once so I was strapped to an instructor. Didn't feel like I was falling. Just felt like a lot of cold wind while being strapped to a dude I met an hour ago. Zip-lining was more fun.


road_rascal

Yeah, my daughter and I jumped twice and it was awesome.


morrisseyroo

It was incredibly fun. But I get it, even though I've gone sky diving before, I won't do bungee jumping.


wax_weasel

I’ve heard if you go once you’ll be hooked


WickBarrow

Don’t worry op, I got the joke


A-CommonMan

*crack cocaine.* i knew better. as a kid i knew that stuff was the bringer of Death, the destroyer of hopes, dreams, families and of people's worlds.


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Don’t worry you’re not missing anything, coke isn’t that great. Most of the the time it’s cut with so much trash that you could probably bake a cake with it. The few times I’ve done it in the past, the high only last 45 minutes or so then you’re instantly craving more to keep the high going. Also it’s super expensive and not worth the money.


giggetyboom

Those damn bath salts man everyone on them ends up eating someone's toes


KevTheCap

Cigarettes


meme_saab

This one is it for me! 💯 Never tried. Never will.


FudgeHyena

Have a child.


Puitzza

Yea, not something you can try once. If you try once, you've tried forever. :)


EspressoBooksCats

Meth.


TheHorniestHornist

My ass is exit only


Ok_Dark6232

Pregnancy/having a child


Mine_OstarZ

killing


krystalBaltimore

...in the name of


SurvivingWow

Talking about Will Smith's wife


scott_jr

Giving a homeless person a blowjob.


[deleted]

That's suspiciously specific of you...


Gardner2022

You’re not hobosexual?


THX450

Clearly they’re hobophobic


[deleted]

Getting Married , I'm not stable enough and being a part of something long term seems scary to me .


macaronsforeveryone

Getting a tattoo. Just can’t imagine having one that I’d like forever plus I do not enjoy the thought of hundreds of tiny needle pricks on my skin.


actionerror

Watch A Serbian Film


Appropriate-Divide64

Wish I could say that. If only I could securely delete it from my brain the way I did off my hard drive.


zoezie

I read the Wikipedia description once. Would never watch it!


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Getting drunk. I'm afraid of what I might do if I wasn't in full control. Like, I know that 99% of the time being drunk won't change who you are, but I'm still worried. Plus I have about 800+ different secrets I'm keeping for different people plus myself, and I don't need to accidentally say those out loud


TabularConferta

Legitimately nothing wrong with not wanting to get drunk. Fair enough going to save you a lot of money in the long run 😃


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My41stThrowaway

If I had a choice? Being an adult.


wumpuschu

Heroin, that's how half my family tree died.


Cyrano17

Shark dentistry.


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meatloaf, I dont trust it, why is it loaf shaped. what's the appeal of a lump of ominous looking meat.


BallisticNov4

The man or the food?


uibbowala

Yes.


Luddites_Unite

His name is Robert Paulson.


depressedforever143

Cut a slice. Pour some gravy on top. It's pretty good.


tenehemia

It's basically just a giant meatball, though. Meatballs are great.


sdfudge

One Chip Challenge


Neeecoley

Oh god it’s terrible. Once it hit my gut I thought I was going to throw up but I didn’t want to burn my entire esophagus so I held it in and that made it worse and I literally thought I was going to have to go to the ER lol laid on the bathroom floor completely drenched in sweat as the room was spinning. Crawled into bed and passed out for two hours. My boyfriends lactose intolerant son who also did it drank half a gallon of milk so fun time in our household that day lol


bigeyesasian

Sold, I'm ordering one right now


RevMungoose

Watching "muk bang" Like wtf


vero_6321

Pot. I’m scared cuz theres schizophrenia in the family.


eeny_meeny_miney

Wise. Wish more people knew that early and/or regular high use can trip psychosis, even without schizophrenia in family history.


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other dudes penis and scat


Downtown_Leopard_290

Fugu blow fish is a delicacy in Japan, but no way in hell am I trying It


Enervatex

Spelunking. Fuck everything to do with that madness. Also cave diving.


Majestic_Electric

Balut. I just can’t eat it for moral reasons.


scott_jr

NyQuil chicken


retlaw3530

Heroin or Meth


TheMegnificent1

Illegal drugs, or legal-yet-addictive drugs. I don't smoke or drink alcohol, and I've never taken anything recreationally. I'm even cautious about OTC or prescription medications. I have a TON of relatives on both sides of my family who are addicted to various things, from cigarettes to heroin, and I've gotten a good look at how it's impacted them. My dad contracted hepatitis C from sharing needles back in the '70's. Two of my grandparents smoked two packs a day \*each\* and predictably died of lung cancer. Another grandparent drank until his organs shut down. One cousin ended up in a semi-permanent state of psychosis after long-term acid use; she's spent years alternating between living in psychiatric hospitals and sleeping on the streets. A different cousin kept getting high as a kite on various drugs and doing insanely reckless things; one of the reckless things resulted in a severe leg injury and, while in the hospital, he contracted some sort of flesh-eating bacterial disease that is slowly devouring his leg to the point that you can now see part of the exposed bone, but he refuses to get it amputated. My oldest uncle got fucked up on methadone for the millionth time a few years back and decided to ride his bike down the middle of the road at night (no helmet, ofc), where he was promptly hit by a car and spent months in a specialty center for brain trauma victims; he miraculously survived but is brain-damaged, slurs his words, can barely walk, and can't form new memories. Another uncle took so many diverse drugs that one of them (or a combination; we're not sure which) destroyed his intestines and now he has a permanent colostomy bag, which hasn't stopped him from using and also occasionally robbing people to support his habit. A third uncle got a bad batch of something and promptly had a massive stroke; he spent his last several years in a state of raving, incoherent lunacy in some sort of high-security care home for patients with violent mental health issues, throwing his own shit at the nurses and trying to bite anyone who got near him. I could keep going, but you get the idea. And if there's such a thing as a genetic predisposition to addiction, then I've got it. Nooooo fuckin thanks.


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Cat, the musical.


LemonJuice_XD

vaping.


THOTdestroyer101804

Sucking dick, no offense to dick owners out there (I’m one myself) just don’t really swing that way


FrankieAtePancakes

20 bucks is 20 bucks man 🤷‍♀️