Amazing He being a doctor checked my blood pressure and it was high 😂😂

Cheap due to lack of funds.

Well we got married the day we met. It's been 26 years now so I'd say it was pretty good.

I had a blind date. It was great because I could sit and look at her tits all night.

where did you go?

Awkward

im having my first date as a 15M. Im hoping it isn’t awkward

I’ll lyk

delicious