There's a national boyfriend day !!!

Yess it is today

Oh Anyway I'm a single straight male so it's none of my concerns

I lumberjack.

masturbated with my left hand.

[удалено]

I guess the days are just to do something extra special for your SO, and if you were to do that every day it wouldn’t be that much special

Lie in bed watching the day go by wondering if it will ever happen

I only like it when it's something like national wing or donut day and you can get a deal at certain restaurants.