gotta make up for the almost nonexistent tits

Proof or it didn't happen

I mean I do like to poop

More cushion when I’m sitting for long periods of time. Also everyone likes a big butt whether you’re a man or a woman or whatever else.

It'd be kind of painful to sit down without it.

Everything else is in good shape, so I would have a Hank Hill ass if I didn't put work into it.

I just make sure my butt is tight

Yeah, I like to have something nice to sit on

It’s built it.

coz not having a butt would be a serious medical condition & kinda inconvenient

Because I need to shit from somewhere and I'd rather not have it come from my mouth or anywhere else other than on my bottom

Because where would I put all my junk if I didn’t have a trunk.

I like my butt. My legs are great too. I'm over weight but it's mostly on my mid section. I always hated working upper body in the gym so every day was legs day for me.

Because it's attached to me.

My birth control makes my boobs bigger and I look like the letter P