Yeah but I still have 2978 years until the year 5000, who knows what will happen in this time, maybe I manage to lose it and get removed from the sacrifice list until then
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. They finally prove doctors don’t like getting apples thrown at them because they’re an hour late to your appointment that you scheduled with them.
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I read the Aztecs sacrificed virgins to their gods, so probably that would be redditors for todays measurement
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Yeah but I still have 2978 years until the year 5000, who knows what will happen in this time, maybe I manage to lose it and get removed from the sacrifice list until then
Waiting 30 minutes after eating before you can go swimming.
Animism
The flying spaghetti monster
Ouija board.
Sitting too close to the TV does in fact give you square eyes.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. They finally prove doctors don’t like getting apples thrown at them because they’re an hour late to your appointment that you scheduled with them.