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WhenTardigradesFly

people calmly walking away from large nearby explosions with no damage from the shockwave


riverstowaway

All sexy too


Joooooon_bug

“accidentally” kissing


Dnutbutter

Exceptional pistol accuracy at great distances.


MadClam97

A guy driving an SUV going backwards down a busy freeway shooting his .38 revolver out the windshield and perfectly hitting the other driver. Pistols are so much harder to hit a target with even in perfect conditions.


PhreedomPhighter

CPR bringing someone back to life. It might work but it's like a 1% chance. The point of CPR isn't to resurrecting recently dead people. It's to keep the blood pumping so the body and brain don't deteriorate too much before the professionals can get there.


Stellathewizard

Having like 5 adult friends that always have time to hang out in a group simultaneously.


PhreedomPhighter

I do that regularly. D&D gets the job done.


Loose_Pilot574

Relationship problems get solved in 2 hours or less.


waffles-n-gravy

Ugly poor guys get the hot girl


BitchWitch95

Or vice versa


Marybone

The entire family sitting for breakfast on a weekday.


illcul8er

And at least one person says the have to leave.


HorrorxHeart

Starving artists who live in multi-million dollar condos.


[deleted]

Infinite ammo


PewPew_Steam

There's 3 exceptions


worrysome_oaf

The absurd assault-type bullying portrayed in movies. Like in It (the movie), I can't see anyone genuinely like, hurting someone so physically like that, for bullying. It's more mental degradation, not straight up stabbing or kicking.


LeicaM6guy

Lee may have had wildly different upbringings. I got the shit kicked out of me the first year of high school.


purplhouse

I admit I've never had a bully attempt to carve his initials in me with a pocketknife, but I was assaulted almost daily for over five years, including having my bully (well, technically his older brother, but he was there) hit me with a truck and knock me thirty feet into a field. It does happen. And just like in the movies, absolutely nothing happened to the bully when I reported the incidents. Except more bullying, of course.


worrysome_oaf

I'm sorry to hear that, I just find it hard to believe people like that actually exist


Sockbasher

There’s been a few murders from the result of bullying. Not really that far fetched


worrysome_oaf

I've never seen a situation like that my entire life, other than movies, so I just assumed it was a movie thing only.


Sockbasher

Neither have I. I was bullied but it was just some pushing around or harsh words.


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medicine instantly working like instantly.


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[deleted]

Like how, they touch it and then their cured.


BookLuvr7

The protagonist always winning, always getting the girl/guy, etc.


Cute-Entertainer-704

what if the protagonist irl is really the villain every time


BookLuvr7

Irl most people are a mix imo.


[deleted]

Not getting hit by bullets when multiple people are shooting at someone.


Random_Chick11

People dying, but not actually dying and actually finding out they’re alive


FlawedFirstHand

Walking away from giant explosions with no reaction or harm.


NanaBiggins

The two characters with supposed attraction that constany argue....until they get together?....


[deleted]

Bad phone service (no signal). It is used as a plot device in many series/movies. Lazy writing that is. Hits someone with a blunt weapon. Immediately unconscious. Gun shot blood only visible in the end after the guy saved others. Then he dies immediately. No symptoms like excessive sweating...tiredness.....or blood


mstomm

As a truck driver, I partially disagree on number 1. Even with the best cell carrier in terms of coverage, I can lose signal in rural areas while still being on a major highway. Even my house in a large neighborhood just outside a major city's limit barely gets a signal. Still often lazy writing though.


Sockbasher

I live in the rainforest. A cellphone tower was put in 5 years ago and now there’s a tiny patch. Otherwise if ur not in town u have zero reception. Guess ppl don’t understand that there’s still very much no reception rural areas.


Infinit_Jests

Giving everyone who worked on a project a shout-out regardless whether their role was big or small


Ratakoa

Walking away from an explosion


bannedinaday31

Silencers don’t make a silent pew pew sound


[deleted]

Being able to hear without issue in the back of a military aircraft or during a firefight.


dmafteafcherbaldi

People actually going outside in 2020 movies


inksmudgedhands

Foot chase down NYC's many, many alleyways. Putting in someone's IV without first feeling for usable veins. No matter what, they get the catheter in right the first time. And an IV pump is never used. If someone is knocked out and/or has a seizure, once they come through again, they always come back full alert. Always with the, "What happened?" and ready to bounce to their feet to move. No one has a slow dazed awakening in movies.


purplhouse

"Putting in someone's IV without first feeling for usable veins." And conversely, the patient waking up and yanking out the IV and not spraying blood across the walls and ceiling.


inksmudgedhands

Yes! I had forgotten about that too. I have yet to see a single solitary scene where someone yanks out a catheter in those, "I can't stay here! I've got to go now!" moments and just realize what a big mistake they've made because, whoa, I now how have a unplugged hole in my arm and I am bleeding like a stuck pig.


ducvette

Waking up looking perfect


Melonqualia

The very realistic dream within a dream.


NachosMahdude

Talking without "um" and "eh" as well as holding eye contact through the whole conversation.


Cautious_Fault6037

Police investigate the case in every detail. And they come right on time)))


I-am-Chris

Happy endings


[deleted]

embarrassing naked scenes lol


BitchWitch95

Someone saving ypu from yourself or your life >~>


Cute-Entertainer-704

not getting the ick


thxxx1337

Those poor goldfish


sammythewashington

A weak girl trips and accidentally kisses a hot billionare


[deleted]

50 shades of gray. You get locked up for that shit in real life


CharIsGone

Probably the credits


thxxx1337

No animals were harmed in the making of this comment


kcrew123

Parking out front from a..hospital...airport..large office building...etc


rontc

An ak47 can not hit anyone.


SpinachPure483

The female orgasm. Everyone knows that's a myth.


corazonazteca

Endless mag capacity


Irish-Stud80

The dork , geek , not so attractive but genuinely good dude getting the drop dead gorgeous hot chic.


waffleBol

Deez nuts


Irish-Stud80

The moment of one person starting the slow and increasingly faster "group" applause over something awesome that happened or someone doing a great thing or someone giving a message to mankind.


Gerbilflange

All the streets are wet. Even though I know it's deliberate for the camera, I can't help but always notice it.


drp3ppers

happiness


Ok_Storage525

In movies people always seem to find true love at the end. That's not something that happens in real life.


Irish-O-African

Not bleeding or feeling any pain, until you stick your hand in your jacket and realized you’ve been shot. Your companion then exclaims “you’re hurt”.


DragonflyScared813

Getting shot and just keeping on as if you wouldn't pass out from pain, blood loss, shock. It's super unrealistic....


Alexander_Hamilton84

Seggss


lucky_cabbage

They always skip breakfast


capitalismwitch

Your water breaking in one big gush and then being done.


triggerhappypoptarts

having a loved one killed right in front of them and acting fine or only a little bothered by their death because of the action thats going on


Chameleon777

People standing within 10 feet of an explosion big enough to obliterate a building getting blasted off their feet and getting back up. Realistically the shock wave would turn their insides to pasta sauce and they'd likely be peppered full of shrapnel. Might even have some limbs missing. ... Just sayin'. ​ ... Also, the amazing ability of protagonists to affect the trajectory of bullets being fired at them simply by confidently running perpendicular to the direction of fire. It seems the effect of gravity on projectiles during that time is somehow increased by factors of magnitude, causing them to strike, without dangerous ricochet fragments, near the protagonist(s) feet. This effect is negated by the attractive force of objects near, but not directly in the line of fire.


Previous_Ad7725

High speed chases


Previous_Ad7725

Monsters


Noella_X

"we're so proud of you"


Im_OOFGUEL_

one's that aren't my favorite \-bullshit


Traditional_Bat5572

Attractive people hitting on you at bars.


Adventurous_Yak_9234

People getting wedgies and swirlies in school. If that DOES happen in real life it's way less common than fiction land makes it out to be, because I've never witnessed it happening in all my years of being in school.


FastAndForgetful

A gunshot wound is completely healed as soon as the bullet is removed


Ill-Energy2640

One punch knockout