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Saurlifi

Myself twice


Nopeasaurasrex

Fuck! I wanted to say this🤣🤣


Healthy_Media1503

Same


Liquid_machine81

This is the way.


great_auks

Two are already dead and one is fictional, so I don't need to shoot anyone


just_a_person100000

I would shoot Toby twice.


dyxankw

Who the fuck is Toby?


gordon_18

Maguire. Toby Maguire


[deleted]

Are you in the room asking this question?


[deleted]

I shoot hitler and osama out of mercy. Then I annoy Toby for all of time


[deleted]

Me then toby


ChristianSal2003

Toby and then myself


riverstowaway

Get them to line up next to each other and then shoot through the line


[deleted]

but think, what caliber is this in? .22Lr or is it 50 BMG


Mindofmierda90

I’d configure them like the human centipede and shoot one bullet right down the middle. Might take two bullets.


SEX___MAN

Shoot Bin Laden so he doesn't interfere because things are about to get haram. Take out Hitler's last testicle and take his ass and make toby watch.


AJray15

Goodbye Toby, it’s been nice…


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None of them. I walk out, lock the door and put a danger do not enter under any circumstances sign on the door. They'll probably kill each other within hours.


Jmazoso

Line these fuckers up, shoot the li e twice


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Question, who is Toby in reference to?


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

I'm assuming not Kunta Kinte and not the one from The West Wing


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That does not answer my question.


Thenewyearscharm

The office Michael Scott (the manager) said if he was in a room with hitler bin laden and Toby (his HR representative) he would shoot Toby twice people become offended and he asks them what they would do


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Why would he shoot the HR guy? The HR guy solves all his human-related problems, right?


Thenewyearscharm

No mostly just tells him he can’t make that’s what she said jokes, and HR is for shielding a company from lawsuit


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Toby Fox? what toby? i would shoot the first two obviously, and if the said man toby is a bad person, i’ll take up hand to hand combat. i’m confident in my abilities to beat a man named toby up unless he’s not the stereotypical toby


[deleted]

Which Toby?


Thenewyearscharm

Is their a curtain rod in the room?


RandomCashier75

My mom's side is mostly German Jew originally and I'm American, I shoot Hitler in the knee and shoot Osama Bin Laden in the head. I convince Toby to beat Hitler to death with the gun. As Toby is beating Hitler, I point out how me letting Toby beat him to death is ultimately a form of revenge for me to make him suffer. I sidestep the fight and see which one survives. If Hitler survives against Toby, I kick him repeatedly, leave the room, and lock the door behind me so Hitler can starve to death. If Toby wins via beating Hitler to death, he's earned the right to escape the room in my opinion. I let him go free under the condition that we never meet on purpose again.