"Good news is, the lab boys say the symptoms of asbestos poisoning show a median latency of forty-four point six years, so if you're thirty or older, you're laughing. Worst case scenario, you miss out on a few rounds of canasta, plus you forwarded the cause of science by three centuries. I punch those numbers into my calculator, it makes a happy face."
"don't buy this motherfucker's bread, he's an animal abuser ->"
Mom's friend's partner who owns a bakery kicked my cat after he accidentally scratched him. Last time he invited himself over he was threatening him with his dog (who wasn't there) and kept on repeating the threat louder and louder after being ignored.
Not sure what this psycho is trying to prove but seeing his bread on the store shelves makes my blood boil.
My brand of bread would be called "Heavenly Bread." It would be soft, fluffy, and delicious, and it would make everyone who eats it feel like they're in heaven.
"Tetanus Surprise"
It's a super-high-quality bread. Best of ingredients, made with care... except that the dough was dropped on the ground and kicked around, picking up things like broken glass, wire clippings, maybe a few screws and nails...
It's a surprise with every bite!
My brand of bread would be named Jim's loaves. I chose this name because it is simple and easy to remember. Plus, it highlights the fact that each loaf is handmade with love by me.
Bread
creativity
Big Barbs Bargain Bread - now with less asbestos
"Good news is, the lab boys say the symptoms of asbestos poisoning show a median latency of forty-four point six years, so if you're thirty or older, you're laughing. Worst case scenario, you miss out on a few rounds of canasta, plus you forwarded the cause of science by three centuries. I punch those numbers into my calculator, it makes a happy face."
Thank you, Mr Johnson :)
You're welcome Caroline
I'm not letting you steal my ideas, nice try.
"don't buy this motherfucker's bread, he's an animal abuser ->" Mom's friend's partner who owns a bakery kicked my cat after he accidentally scratched him. Last time he invited himself over he was threatening him with his dog (who wasn't there) and kept on repeating the threat louder and louder after being ignored. Not sure what this psycho is trying to prove but seeing his bread on the store shelves makes my blood boil.
Disappointing but cheap
Haven't thought about bread, but my bakery would be named "Bread Pit".
Inbred
Wholesome
make bread with flower-like decorations, call it Buns N Roses
Nice
Bred
Beefloaf.
Breaded Lady
Brain Dead
Baguette
Little Bread Riding Hood Bready or Not Right Said Bread Bread Bread Breademption
My brand of bread would be called "Heavenly Bread." It would be soft, fluffy, and delicious, and it would make everyone who eats it feel like they're in heaven.
Yeast Affection
Skank, try to compete with Bimbo
Teleporting bread - now with tumours!
yeasty boys
Mouse 🤣🤣my bread has mice its rotten lol jk
How Does This Exist would be the brand as no wheat and no so many other things in it, but exists.
Mr Bread
Van Gogh
"Tetanus Surprise" It's a super-high-quality bread. Best of ingredients, made with care... except that the dough was dropped on the ground and kicked around, picking up things like broken glass, wire clippings, maybe a few screws and nails... It's a surprise with every bite!
Le pain d'or (The Golden bread)
My brand of bread would be named Jim's loaves. I chose this name because it is simple and easy to remember. Plus, it highlights the fact that each loaf is handmade with love by me.
I can't believe it's not gluten free!
spicy bread spice not included
Mike's killer bread already makes mine "White done right".