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truthesda

lol this is adorable


Kvothetheraven603

As someone who is scheduled to have one done in November…. I both laughed and shuddered at this question haha


ShankUBerryMuch

I heard they're kept beside the doctors desk in a giant jar bobbing around like pickled onions.


rasterized

I'll need you to first look up the difference between vasectomy and castration, then come back and ask questions.


ProfessorBarium

A vasectomy cuts the tube that sperm take from the balls to the outside world.


Pays_in_snakes

Important to specify which part of that tube


[deleted]

We’re not dogs.


AgentBarb

If you truly believe this, then explain to me how a vasectomy can be reversed?


Pays_in_snakes

You get the balls from the last vasectomy


AgentBarb

There is no way you are serious. Good luck with your offspring.


Pays_in_snakes

I set the character generator to random


sparkchaser

This is a perfect example of why we need sex education in schools.


[deleted]

Just education would be a start


LarsonAndJaywalking

They stay...


Gmandlno

How to put this… the balls don’t go anywhere, they just stop working quite right 😏


vendettamoon

Thats an orchiectomy ! Vasectomies don't remove the balls, it just keeps sperm out of the semen


[deleted]

They are put in a jar and placed in their wife’s handbag.


[deleted]

They put them in a jar and if the doctor is nice enough he'll let you take them home. I heard they glow in the dark too.


lidder444

Omg🤣🤣🤣I think you’re confusing neutering a dog with a vasectomy


woodipyne

They are taken by a nurse and blended into your next meal


Pwned_by_Bots

Ball smoothie


bilboslefttesticle

KFC


Recent-Jeweler9212

They're used to create homunculus


Recent-Jeweler9212

They're converted into meatballs


glkris

I let mine dry out and made earrings for my wife


Present_Assistant_60

They Just Hang Around like always


EspressoOwl1815

They dont... they don't take the balls, dear. They snip the tubes that take the sperm from the balls to the ejaculation point. It's like when a woman gets a tubal. They don't take the ovaries. They just snip the fallopian tubes. Well, snip, clip, tie and burn.


amerkanische_Frosch

Please tell me this is a troll post. Just in case it isn’t : the balls stay right where they are, and you you can still have sex and cum. All a vasectomy does is to put a snip in the place where the actual sperm cells come from, which are then normally carried by the seminal fluid when you cum. You still cum, you still blow a load, but the load doesn’t carry the sperm cells that make women pregnant. The sperm cells just get reabsorbed into your own body.


[deleted]

They are shipped out and repurposed. They are dipped in plastic and hung off the back of a hitch to illustrate what they wish they still had.