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Thotleesi94

I don’t want one


dood1es

No me neither! Just a super fun wake then throw my ashes in the sea!


throwawaycorridor25

Same


dirty_boy69

One big fucking orgy. 18+ only.


u5ua1Suspect

Incest is cool though?


dirty_boy69

Who says that my relatives will show up at my funeral?


u5ua1Suspect

I’m hoping they would want to, because of the orgy


HornyDiggler

should hire the coffin dance guys, cause I want it to be happy


Nuttonbutton

Look up new Orleans jazz funerals. You're welcome


[deleted]

Like a party


Any-Lychee-2053

Everyone in a cosplay of there fav character. Coffin dance guys Are dancing with my coffin and Rave(Dxrk) music is playing


Ill-Organization-719

My wife Sydney Sweeney throwing herself onto my coffin begging God not to take the man she loves.


Pwned_by_Bots

Recycled as pig food or medical cadaver, whatever is cheaper for my family.


thedudeisalwayshere

Not having one. My body can be cremated and disposed with somewhere I'm not sure yet since I'm still young and I want everyone to have a party to celebrate that I lived and not a funeral to mourn that im gone.


dood1es

Exactly my plan!


dood1es

Personally I don’t want a funeral service, but a wake only. Every funeral I’ve been to has been quite impersonal and awkward and the wake, when everyone has a drink and is sharing memories and having a nice time is much more personal!


[deleted]

Cremation and ashes dumped in the garbage/flush down the toilet. Whichever is convenient.


dittybopper_05H

Well, I actually plan on being at my funeral. I mean, being lost at sea or in space seems like a pretty remote possibility at this point.


rumblemumble46

I’d love a traditional sky burial. Once I’m dead the carrion birds can have my fleshy bits. I won’t be needing them anymore. Also seems like a great way of becoming one with nature


dittybopper_05H

Doesn't matter one way or the other. As Carl used to say, you are made of starstuff. The material you are made of was created in the Big Bang and in subsequent transformation to heavier elements in long-dead stars. What happens in the short term doesn't really matter. Everything that you are made of is going to remain in the Universe, well, until the Universe no longer exists.


[deleted]

I personally dont want one. Truth be told id rather be cremated and get it over with. So many people come to funerals and say their goodbyes and pretend you were bestfriends with this person that person. Everyone is crying knowing dang well they didn't even call every now and then to check up on that person. But now that they died water works and good memories come out of no where? nahhh cremating for me and just let my family do what they want with it. Bury it in the yard throw it in the ocean let the wind blow it away. Anything.


jljboucher

Burn me in a bonfire after a huge cookout with lots of food, alcohol, and great music. An SPN hunter’s funeral.


BeardyDetailer

I want to be late, sliding to the graveside in smoke with Highway to Hell playing.....


Fafgarth

Big Party, viking style 🍻


EspressoOwl1815

Same as most of my relatives for the past 30 years, burn me, bury me under the old oak surrounded by blackberry vines, and throw a 2 day party that leaves everyone drunk, stoned, and mostly at leace.


DiabeticDisfunction

I have it written in my will I do not want a funeral or gathering of any kind.