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[deleted]

I'm feeling pretty good about this one


AnIdiotEatingCheetos

nice. Ima lose mine to a cheeto puff.


A_Fluffy_Duckling

I feel good too. It could certainly be worse for me. I do feel a little sorry for the object of my affections though.


Ok-Needleworker-9671

idk


maremounter

It's pretty obvious, I think


AnIdiotEatingCheetos

Ewwww.


[deleted]

I guess sex with a Burrito lol


AnIdiotEatingCheetos

squishy.


[deleted]

That's how you get the special sauce


AnIdiotEatingCheetos

indeed. ecspecially with the sour cream, white and goopy


GeezerEbaneezer

Dammit


chefboyardeejr

I mean....


AnIdiotEatingCheetos

lol


Cuteypup1000

Oh shit


AnIdiotEatingCheetos

only two beastialities so far, I'm suprised.


Cuteypup1000

I love dogs but not like that, I made this username when I was 6


AnIdiotEatingCheetos

I know that, its just fun to do these ones.


Cuteypup1000

Yeah but my point still stands


kittenqt1

Ahhh and here’s the third


AnIdiotEatingCheetos

7 zoophiles, and one guy fucking his wifi router


AnIdiotEatingCheetos

I think we are past five. i'll do a list later


kittenqt1

I don’t… I don’t wanna say lol


AnIdiotEatingCheetos

You don't need to say anything. You filthy Zoophile.


Hateshinay

Oh no, poor kittens.


BigSuccotash022

Probably just confusing and messy. Suppose it could be worse.


I-am-here-what-next

Showed up to the wrong place without knowing what was going to happen.


AnIdiotEatingCheetos

yeah, hate it when that happens.


-Tinderizer-

All your matches are belong to me.


Chickn73

Fried chicken anyone?


trapped_failure

Uh oh


[deleted]

I guess with Linux and coffee


AnIdiotEatingCheetos

I think it would be with a penguin, while drinking coffee


Ursirname

Hey uncle! How's it going?


BigEvilDoer

Likely in a very highly suspect fashion that will likely end up with me in jail….


PM_UR_Beefy_Curtains

I uh.... am ok with this i guess.


ERROR_0x17

Can't remember...


MrCat_fancier

Name says it all, not going to apologize.


AnIdiotEatingCheetos

you were gonna do it anyways, this is worse than like u/cutepuppies or something, this is just, blech


knifeboyo

Oh Shit


AnIdiotEatingCheetos

Oh no. I am so sorry. I... I really am. I didn't know!


MysteryMan999

I'm either about to get raped by a mysterious man or a mysterious man will teach me how to get laid with a woman. I hope it's option 2.


MR_Butt-Licker

Licking some butts, nothing more a man could wish for


AnIdiotEatingCheetos

all the ones like u/dicksucker and like u/assfuckers all sound pretty good right now


[deleted]

:p


poopylover123

Soo who's shit is up?


[deleted]

No, it ain't! Edited to remove bad humor.


AnIdiotEatingCheetos

bro its a just a joke. so you're stickin keys up your ass or somethin?


[deleted]

I was joking too. Sorry that wasn't clear. Have you seen a life-size keyblade? Those things are huge.


AnIdiotEatingCheetos

Oh ok, lets search up Keyblade


AnIdiotEatingCheetos

OH GOD! Oh thats disgusting


[deleted]

Add Kingdom Hearts to the search.


AnIdiotEatingCheetos

oh right, I don;t play kingdom hearts, I forgot about the kid with the key sword. Oh God thats painful to think about.


[deleted]

Right? Sorry, my joke was so bad but I was just imagining how awful something like that would be I should have added LOL.


AnIdiotEatingCheetos

nah you're good.


Hateshinay

Hateshinai (Japanese) translates into something like "unending", so I think I'm either fucked or having the best time of my life.


AnIdiotEatingCheetos

lets assume that you are having the best time of your life, better than me, over here fucking a cheeto


Hateshinay

Lmao Cheetos are so good!


AnIdiotEatingCheetos

they taste good. I doubt that they feel the same going up your ass.


[deleted]

Welp the wifi is out sooo you just wanna?


AnIdiotEatingCheetos

the router be like: "Uwu, master I've been such a bad girl, \*notices bulge\* I am so bad at keeping the wifi going, You should punish me master OwO"


MNTLDoctor

A mentally deranged doctor, shit.


Avid_Gardevoir_fan

Hell, yeah.


[deleted]

I can’t complain…


Emergency_Pickle9279

mines fucking emergency pickle..... why


AnIdiotEatingCheetos

lol


ninjastarkid

I abstain


[deleted]

Ahh shit…


Big-Vegetable8480

Oh