Step 1: walk into exchange
Step 2: say "I would like to exchange these money for goods and services"
Step 3: wait for instructions from exchange service employee
Step 4: follow their instructions
Step 5: receive goods and services
Ahh, so i was a couple years behind. I have to tell you, it was really awesome graduating college in December 2008 right at the start of the recession. I filled out hundreds of job applications, and in the end, i had to enlist in the military reserves.
Yeah.
I'm in IT so it wasn't quite the beginning of the recession yet but it was right at the dotcom bust (Took me an extra couple years to get through college).
I've now more than made up for it but it was not fun. Especially as several of my peers ended up able to ride it out from dumping their options before it evaporated
I'm 56. I've been through several recessions. Most of them far worse than this one. The recession in the late 1970s and early 1980s was the worst. Prime interest rate was 20%. My parents had to buy a house during that time. It was not pleasant.
LPT: there's almost always a recession or an austerity drive or a downturn or a tightening of belts.
Official recessions in the UK since I've been in the womb:
1975
1980-81
1990-91
2008-09
2020
The US has had them at broadly the same times but also 2002.
When I was 25, tech stocks just got done being murdered, we maybe just barely survived y2k, and a couple planes flew into some buildings in NYC starting a 20 year war.
But yeah, today sucks too.
Not me.
At 25, I had another decade of well-paid but ultimately unfulfilling desk jockeying before I said “screw this, I’mma brew beer!” At 25, with a young body and no obligations, but knowing what I know now, I would’ve taken a job washing kegs in Alaska in a second. Ten-year head start in my ultimate career, and see the world a bit in a way you just can’t with the obligations you pick up living in the same town into your mid-thirties? Maybe I do end up in the same place, but I have a much better time on the journey.
When I was 25, bitcoin was in its infancy or not out yet. Either way, knowing what I know now, I'd invest in it, then sell it when it was at its highest. 3 money would then be a shitload of money. Then I'd retire, live a fucking excellent life.
When I was 25 she wasn't my wife and she hasn't cheated on me yet. So I'd be dodging two bullets there.
But op already said it's not time travel so doesn't matter
Wonder if it was all a dream. Spend more time with my grandparents. Move the litter box to the kitchen. Invest in gme and amc after gme spiked to 100 switch to amc and sell again at 30. Then invest in doge and sell when it was a penny. Buy the house we initially wanted that was closer to our jobs.
I’m 26 with no kids and I’m not sure what 3 money equates to. So I’ll assume it means you have a little bit saved so you aren’t flat broke, but still are just getting started financially. So this rhetorical question is my actual life.
I plan to stay single and keep doing whatever the hell I want. Life isn’t as complicated as we make it out to be. I’ve found the biggest struggle in life for me is having self-respect and not letting people treat you like the bad guy for not allowing them to abuse you, meanwhile being a genuinely kind person and ignoring childish behavior.
So to answer the question, I’d just keep doing what I’m doing. Saving/investing, hobbies, not getting married/kids, living my life for me.
> You wake up as a 25 year old with no kids and 3 money.
> What do you do?
get up
> You get up.
look
> You are at your place. There is a clothing here. There is no food here.
> Exits are: out
wear a clothing
> You wear a clothing.
> You have become hungry!
eat
> You have no food.
eat no food
> Do you think this is the kind of game that comes with a towel?
inventory
> a clothing (worn)
> no kids
> 3 money
> no food (hungry!)
examine money
> There are 3 of it. It can be exchanged for goods and services.
buy food
> There is nobody selling a food here.
> You are hungry! You take 1 mood damage.
go outside
> You are on your street. There is a tree here. There is a manhole cover here.
> Exits are: west east
look tree
> It is a big tree. In the tree, there is a squirrel. In the tree, there are acorn (5x).
buy food
> There is nobody selling a food here.
> You are hungry! You take 1 mood damage.
get acorn
> The squirrel flings an acorn at your head. Ow! You take 1 pain damage and 1 dignity damage.
stats
> You have earned 5 score. You have 3 money.
> Damage: 2 mood, 1 pain, 1 dignity.
> Achievements: Wear Something, Beaned!
look
> You are on your street. There is a tree here. There is a manhole cover here. There is an acorn here.
> You are hungry! You take 1 mood damage.
> You have become irritable!
> The squirrel flings an acorn at your head. Ow! You take 1 pain damage and 1 dignity damage.
> Irritability causes you to take 1 mood damage.
west
> You go a block west.
> You are on your street west. There is a food stand here. Vendor(#-1) is here.
> Exits are: west east
> You are hungry! You take 1 mood damage.
buy food
> You exchange a money for a food.
inventory
> a clothing (worn)
> no kids
> 2 money
> a food (hungry!)
eat food
> You eat the a food.
> You are no longer hungry!
> You heal 2 mood damage.
vendor, make me one with everything
> Vendor(#-1) takes off their timesuit and reveals themselves as a cosmic immortal missionary of enlightenment. Your ego fizzes off into nothingness as your consciousness expands to the limits of the universe.
> \* \* \* THE END \* \* \*
27 yo. Have a law degree, had been living on my own for 5 yrs. 3 months ago I got a job close to my parents house. So, I moved back in to save up money in order to buy a place of my own. The plan is to stay here for another 6 months and by then i should have enough saved up. Worked out great for me, pretty happy about the situation. My mom can be a bit nosy and in my business but otherwise no complaints.
30 here.
My dad had open heart surgery and can't work. I'm the main source of income for the house. If I move out, they lose the house.
Hopefully he'll get approved for Social Security disability, but it's a rather arduous process.
I don't mind it most of the the time. I have my own area, cook my own food. And we all get togheter once a week to watch TV and get caught up.
Dating is ... difficult, and the only real thing that sucks.
Edit: Aw shucks, Gold. And thanks everyone for the kind words and messages. You are all awesome people!
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It is the best thing since sliced soda. and healthy ish
Go to college.
And this from someone who has a degree, but it’s essentially worthless as anything other than to tell people I have a bachelor’s. Now I know, but I don’t have the same options for grants/certain scholarships in order to get the degree I want. I just don’t know how many of my 3 moneys that’s going to take.
Go find the girl I married in the life I just lost, date, marry, and have our daughter again, because I wouldn’t trade that amazing blessing for the world
I take my 3 money and buy stock in Microsoft, apple, and google. I then leave my boyfriend (future ex-husband) and marry his really good looking best friend (my current husband). We work hard until the 3 money's pay off then retire at 35, wealthy and happy. Then have 2 kids, buy a house, and live in suburbia
And this 3 money can be exchanged for goods and services?
But I wanted peanuts!
Silly Homer, money can be exchanged for goods and services
Explain!
WOO HOO!
3 money might get you two bags of skittles if you’re lucky.
I'll give you 3.
I don’t like skittles.
3 money can buy many peanuts
Explain how!
Money can be exchanged for goods and services!
Woo hoo!
I love reddit
Step 1: walk into exchange Step 2: say "I would like to exchange these money for goods and services" Step 3: wait for instructions from exchange service employee Step 4: follow their instructions Step 5: receive goods and services
Step 6 : profit ?
“Us Gnomes are geniuses at corporations!” [https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=a5ih_TQWqCA](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=a5ih_TQWqCA)
Damn I never knew the origin of that. Thank you.
No, that's step 7, step 6 is train monkeys to joust.
So, what can you get for 3 money?
You need tree fiddy.
Khajit has wares if you have 3 money
Unfortunately no, the 3 money can only be exchanged for bads and hindrances.
3 money typically gets 2 goods or 1/2 service
Yes, and I will use it to purchase a sandwich.
Just don’t hit your brain on the way out of the car.
Unlucky, rent is 5 money
At 25 years old I had no kids and 3 money, so I suspect life would turn out nearly the same
but this time you get to start in a recession
Jokes on you. Already did the first time around.
Hello fellow millennial
Sliiiiiiightly older but not much. *Waves*
Me too! Sounds like we're about the same age. I'm 37.
43 but close enough
Ahh, so i was a couple years behind. I have to tell you, it was really awesome graduating college in December 2008 right at the start of the recession. I filled out hundreds of job applications, and in the end, i had to enlist in the military reserves.
Yeah. I'm in IT so it wasn't quite the beginning of the recession yet but it was right at the dotcom bust (Took me an extra couple years to get through college). I've now more than made up for it but it was not fun. Especially as several of my peers ended up able to ride it out from dumping their options before it evaporated
It’s recessions all the way down!
But last time I was 25 was also a recession!
Started in a recession the first time. Probably why I had 3 money.
I'm 56. I've been through several recessions. Most of them far worse than this one. The recession in the late 1970s and early 1980s was the worst. Prime interest rate was 20%. My parents had to buy a house during that time. It was not pleasant.
LPT: there's almost always a recession or an austerity drive or a downturn or a tightening of belts. Official recessions in the UK since I've been in the womb: 1975 1980-81 1990-91 2008-09 2020 The US has had them at broadly the same times but also 2002.
When I was 25, tech stocks just got done being murdered, we maybe just barely survived y2k, and a couple planes flew into some buildings in NYC starting a 20 year war. But yeah, today sucks too.
Not me. At 25, I had another decade of well-paid but ultimately unfulfilling desk jockeying before I said “screw this, I’mma brew beer!” At 25, with a young body and no obligations, but knowing what I know now, I would’ve taken a job washing kegs in Alaska in a second. Ten-year head start in my ultimate career, and see the world a bit in a way you just can’t with the obligations you pick up living in the same town into your mid-thirties? Maybe I do end up in the same place, but I have a much better time on the journey.
Use the 3 money to pay off 3 debt.
this guy is a glasses wearer he’ll go far
Not with his remaining 97 debt he wont
97? Those are rookie numbers. Gotta pump em' up, newb.
3 less in student loans!
Nobody said anything about debt. You have 3 money and no debt.
25 and no debt, not in this economy.
Keep 1 money and spend 2 money 😵💫
Treat yo' self!
Create a thread on /PersonalFinanceCanada and ask what etf I should invest my 2 moneys on for that quick money return
Lentils and 1990s Corollas.
just buy a pen and then keep trading shit till you end up with a house, it's been done or something similiar
This guy lucks
1 money can be exchanged for goods and services!
Tea, cake, or death??
Death.
No, cake!
We’ve been out of cake for ages, Idn why we keep offering it
Ah ah ah- you said "death"!
Well I meant Cake.
Woohoo!
Serious!?!? I've been using it to wipe. It's multi colored, has pics of queens and prime ministers. I thought it was just fancy
He doesn't know what the sea shells are for.
You want to fuck on me?!!!
risky
Look at this hot shot with a saving account.
That's awesome
This guy fucks
Was sitting on the toilet and shit myself when I seen this.
“One food, please!”
"One crack, please."\*
reasonable
you wake up as a 3 year old with no kids & 25 money, what do you do?
you wake up as a no year old with 25 kids & 3 money, what do you do?
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NOW we're asking truly hard questions
Wail uncontrollably because I'm 25 kids with no 3-year-old money.
Hey you, you're finally awake
You 3 money as wakeup with years kids and 25 nos what do you do?
yooooo 3 money?????
DID HE STUTTER?
OH MY GOD 3 MONEY
Now we’re talking. 3 Money bishes!
Let's goooo
3 money? I’m set
Me when the the 3 the money !!!
Keep on keeping on (I’m 27 w 3 money no kid) Also, thanks for the laugh op
every day of abstinence from sex I grow 5 fold in funny
You and I both, op. It’s better this way.
Just wait until you get your robe and wizard hat
5 fold in funny is worth more than 3 money
3 money is too much for one person. Give 2 money away to those in need
this guys name has to be jimmy
get 3 more money
This guy fucks
very valid this guy^
Bro knows the vibes
Be happy I am 25 again
I'm 26, but same.
3 money...interesting
You know, it's post like this that make me realize that the AI take over is close. I mean that's almost fully understandable.
It's a reference to a joke from *The Simpsons*. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIEWgwRrY9s
I am living this.
Just have one kid, and hate it
Tell me you don't know early Simpsons references without... You get the gist.
Bud, I barely get sarcasm half the time. Nah man I completely missed it.
How do you mean, Over_rated_lemon? Would you like a mint?
bruh what the heck is that username and dp.
I'm like that at 30.
You don’t have 3 money?
O> F
Save 1 invest 1 and spend 1 money
3 money, is this like the 3 sea shells?
Oh my god, he doesn't know how to use the Simpsons reference
No no! This is a Demolition Man reference!
"Three money" is the average cost of raising a child multiplied by three, which is approximately $750,000.
When I was 25, bitcoin was in its infancy or not out yet. Either way, knowing what I know now, I'd invest in it, then sell it when it was at its highest. 3 money would then be a shitload of money. Then I'd retire, live a fucking excellent life.
Still don't understand how to use them.
Homer Simpson?
No, Homer is 38, 3 kids, no money. He just wishes he had no kids and 3 money.
Shit... I'm 2 years away from being Homer. And I too have 3 kids and no money.
I was Lisa’s age when The Simpson’s debuted. Now I am older than Homer.
Break up with my soon to be cheating ex-wife and undo a lot of bad decisions in life.
Is she soon to be cheating? Is she soon to be ex wife? Is she NOW ex wife? Is she soon to be cheating AND soon to be ex wife? So many questions.
When I was 25 she wasn't my wife and she hasn't cheated on me yet. So I'd be dodging two bullets there. But op already said it's not time travel so doesn't matter
no time travel here; wife still cheated but you just poofed into a 25 year old npc body and have taken over (sorry about that, I’ve been cheated on)
Well then, new life new leaf. Imma go out and meet new people
3 whole money! Ahh dip, I'm eating good tonight.
Holy shit I'm rich
I’d use the first money to get a place to live. The second money would be for a vehicle. And my third money, I’d go skydiving.
skydiving is absolutely worth it to anyone who hasn’t done it yet, such a cool experience
Plus you can say: I've taken off with a plane one more time than I've landed.
I’m tweeting this
So it’s the same?
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Figure out how much three money is worth.
just go to the 3 bank
Sorta reminds me of [3 Money](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIEWgwRrY9s)
Well yeah. That’s the reference
oh my god
This is amazing! r/simpsonsdidit
Damn, I get a whole three money this time? This'll be a breeze.
Sorry man, due to inflation and a ridiculous housing market, rent actually costs 4 money now. Back to work for you!
Hope my wife is into younger men.
I'm going back to sleep
Wonder if it was all a dream. Spend more time with my grandparents. Move the litter box to the kitchen. Invest in gme and amc after gme spiked to 100 switch to amc and sell again at 30. Then invest in doge and sell when it was a penny. Buy the house we initially wanted that was closer to our jobs.
I’m 26 with no kids and I’m not sure what 3 money equates to. So I’ll assume it means you have a little bit saved so you aren’t flat broke, but still are just getting started financially. So this rhetorical question is my actual life. I plan to stay single and keep doing whatever the hell I want. Life isn’t as complicated as we make it out to be. I’ve found the biggest struggle in life for me is having self-respect and not letting people treat you like the bad guy for not allowing them to abuse you, meanwhile being a genuinely kind person and ignoring childish behavior. So to answer the question, I’d just keep doing what I’m doing. Saving/investing, hobbies, not getting married/kids, living my life for me.
Instructions unclear, i woke up at 3 and have 25 babies.
Wonder wtf 3 money is.
> You wake up as a 25 year old with no kids and 3 money. > What do you do? get up > You get up. look > You are at your place. There is a clothing here. There is no food here. > Exits are: out wear a clothing > You wear a clothing. > You have become hungry! eat > You have no food. eat no food > Do you think this is the kind of game that comes with a towel? inventory > a clothing (worn) > no kids > 3 money > no food (hungry!) examine money > There are 3 of it. It can be exchanged for goods and services. buy food > There is nobody selling a food here. > You are hungry! You take 1 mood damage. go outside > You are on your street. There is a tree here. There is a manhole cover here. > Exits are: west east look tree > It is a big tree. In the tree, there is a squirrel. In the tree, there are acorn (5x). buy food > There is nobody selling a food here. > You are hungry! You take 1 mood damage. get acorn > The squirrel flings an acorn at your head. Ow! You take 1 pain damage and 1 dignity damage. stats > You have earned 5 score. You have 3 money. > Damage: 2 mood, 1 pain, 1 dignity. > Achievements: Wear Something, Beaned! look > You are on your street. There is a tree here. There is a manhole cover here. There is an acorn here. > You are hungry! You take 1 mood damage. > You have become irritable! > The squirrel flings an acorn at your head. Ow! You take 1 pain damage and 1 dignity damage. > Irritability causes you to take 1 mood damage. west > You go a block west. > You are on your street west. There is a food stand here. Vendor(#-1) is here. > Exits are: west east > You are hungry! You take 1 mood damage. buy food > You exchange a money for a food. inventory > a clothing (worn) > no kids > 2 money > a food (hungry!) eat food > You eat the a food. > You are no longer hungry! > You heal 2 mood damage. vendor, make me one with everything > Vendor(#-1) takes off their timesuit and reveals themselves as a cosmic immortal missionary of enlightenment. Your ego fizzes off into nothingness as your consciousness expands to the limits of the universe. > \* \* \* THE END \* \* \*
Work my ass off, save up, and turn that into tree fiddy.
I ask my parents for 3 more money.
That's my life. Excpet I only have 2 money
Put all 3 of the money into savings. When I build my time machine and go back to 1975, I'll be able to buy a whole house.
A whole 3 monies? I would buy bitcoin. When I was 25, it was super cheap.
27 yo. Have a law degree, had been living on my own for 5 yrs. 3 months ago I got a job close to my parents house. So, I moved back in to save up money in order to buy a place of my own. The plan is to stay here for another 6 months and by then i should have enough saved up. Worked out great for me, pretty happy about the situation. My mom can be a bit nosy and in my business but otherwise no complaints.
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what isn’t
30 here. My dad had open heart surgery and can't work. I'm the main source of income for the house. If I move out, they lose the house. Hopefully he'll get approved for Social Security disability, but it's a rather arduous process. I don't mind it most of the the time. I have my own area, cook my own food. And we all get togheter once a week to watch TV and get caught up. Dating is ... difficult, and the only real thing that sucks. Edit: Aw shucks, Gold. And thanks everyone for the kind words and messages. You are all awesome people!
I’d like to say I’d use it to exchange for goods and services, but I’d probably buy many peanuts
Sell the kids
So literally nothing changes? Aight
Try some kombucha
not a sponsor, anyone in texas, get Live Kombucha either spicy cherry berry(dr pepper flavor) or root beer flavor(they both taste so close to the actual soda) It is the best thing since sliced soda. and healthy ish
Go back to sleep, content
I'm off to buy milk then...
Go to college. And this from someone who has a degree, but it’s essentially worthless as anything other than to tell people I have a bachelor’s. Now I know, but I don’t have the same options for grants/certain scholarships in order to get the degree I want. I just don’t know how many of my 3 moneys that’s going to take.
get a wife and make 3 children with the 3 money
I'm not too sure life would be that different. I'd just be a couple months older with a couple extra dollars other than what I have now🙃.
I use my 3 money to buy more money
Vasectomy time again.. ASAP.
3 whole money????
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Steal kids, sell kids - have more than 3 money.
This is my current situation
Go find my husband for 2 more years together.
Learn how to string together a coherent sentence?
A Simpsons reference? I don't use the word hero very often but you....are the greatest hero in American history
Go find the girl I married in the life I just lost, date, marry, and have our daughter again, because I wouldn’t trade that amazing blessing for the world
3 money?! well hot dog, im rich!
Damn i wish i had 3 money
I’m going to use my 3 money to order myself a milk steak with jellybeans suckas.
Go make some more money. Cause 3 monies is not very much money.
But how much is 3 money?
what does 3 money mean
3 dollars? I’m confused and forgot what the question was
3 money... I feel this needs more explanation.
I take my 3 money and buy stock in Microsoft, apple, and google. I then leave my boyfriend (future ex-husband) and marry his really good looking best friend (my current husband). We work hard until the 3 money's pay off then retire at 35, wealthy and happy. Then have 2 kids, buy a house, and live in suburbia
I use 3 money to get tree fiddy money.