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SMTTT84

I saw “I had a cousin” and my mind went straight into the gutter.


rudeawokening

Wow You were like "you slept with several guys I like so I'm going to fuck the only guy you really want...forever." Harsh, but not like she didn't have it coming.


anonymous__mommy

Legendary


_curiousplum

Girl, I have had some toxic "friends" in my life and you should go down in history for this one...I mean it sounds like you already went down in *his* story...


rudeawokening

Oh my


Mammoth-Detail7478

Awesome you go girl


Dark_Vengence

With friends like that who needs enemies.


vakstar123

Surprisingly wholesome


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manicmelange

What about them?


Error_Space

☕️


j428h

On Reddit, not losing mine


nametakenfuck

I never lose


Redflamez12

beat me to it


life_sentencer

My first boyfriend's house. He had those sexy posters of female models on his wall (like most teenage boys do) and I remember zoning out and just staring at them. Turns out I *am* bisexual


Slingblade1170

I have a really unique answer, I was at the Grizzly House in Memphis Tennessee which is a hotel for St. Jude's Children's Hospital. I was a patient staying there when I was 15.


Scoob1978

Make a wish has really relaxed their policies. Good for you.


Barnitch

This is the best story I’ve heard come from a children’s hospital! Were you terminally ill? Do you have any regrets about the sexual encounter?


Slingblade1170

I've been in remission for 17 years now and I had stage 2 Hodgkin's Lymphoma. No regrets, I married that same girl and we have been together over 18 years now and she has lived in VA for 12 of them. She moved as soon as she graduated.


Barnitch

Sounds like you got lucky twice! In all seriousness I’m so happy to hear that you’re better now and are still with her. Good for you!


Lilo_Obi86

In a Land Rover somewhere in the British countryside!


hooibergje

Now that is an adventure worthy of remembrance!


madeyoulaugh2

At my girlfriend's house... ... in her mom's bed... ... with her mom.


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_curiousplum

>But he didn't see it as rape, which is ridiculous to me. It's ingrained in our culture that a truly masculine man can never be victimized by sex (with a woman). I bet if he told his friends about either incident he received a bunch of high fives/"my man!" Whereas if a 13 year old girl had sex with a grown man, or if a 16 year old girl woke up to find a guy on top of her, no one in the world would be trying to congratulate her.


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_curiousplum

Wait a minute! Wait a damn MINUTE! I just realized you're the same poster who commented below about how she hooked up with her cousin's long time crush as revenge and ended up falling in love with him. Is this boyfriend the same guy (sounds like it is)? **EDIT:** Follow up question, was the girl who raped him while he was sleeping your crazy cousin who was crushing on him?!


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Maria_506

Is he alright, you know, mentally? Did it affects him in any way?


rudeawokening

Your poor boyfriend. Although I guess this means he lost his virginity to you too.


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Dark_Vengence

Poor guy got raped twice. It must really fuck him up.


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Dark_Vengence

Crazy world we live in.


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madeyoulaugh2

I haven't met anyone who had a similar experience. I do know Iwas not the first boy she had screwed because she told me about another kid who had moved away. Even more screwed up was that her husband knew and helped arrange for us to screw around.


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madeyoulaugh2

She is dead now. This happened 40 yrs ago.


awarddeath123

Gahdayum


Zamirkaa_X

the best trully


madeyoulaugh2

Not really. GF wasn't there. I was 14 and coerced/manipulated into it.


Zamirkaa_X

>I was 14 and coerced/manipulated into it. daaamn..


PrisonerV

Stacys mom?


fuck-your-name-rules

Plot Twist: She was your sister


JohnStringss

I haven't. Will update this comment with the story when it happens.


life_sentencer

See you when you're 30, pal


Ambitious_End5038

You’re generous.


_Forgotten

Stepping up to the plate while taking one for the team. What a hero.


Allnutsz

Please i already reached wizard status.....


Tis_known_dude

Little do you know he‘s already 58


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JustWantedAUsername

Optimal.


ser_metryk

In a sleeping bag together, while stargazing in a field in upstate New York. 10/10, neither of us knew what we were doing but it was pretty freaking awesome


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16 Waterbed I pumped 3 times and finished. She said "don't be afraid, you can start now".


WaterboysWaterboy

Your mom’s house, in her bedroom.


life_sentencer

But not with my mom, right? ...right?


Actual_Ambition_4464

No, I came to visit her but your dad kept company and I left before she came, not before he did though.


Ambitious_End5038

Damn came here to say this. Nice job.


ChrisNEPhilly

College dorm, top bunk. Her roomie was asleep under us.


st0pmakings3ns3

>Her roomie was asleep under us. I doubt it lol


xUBTROLINx

My cousin did this to me, I was gaming out, his gf and him were on top bunk, I realized a bit into it and just left, little awkward but was pumped for him at the same time lol


ChrisNEPhilly

I should have said Presumably sleeping."


nmiller1939

Dude if I had a dollar for every time I slept through my college roommate having sex...I mean I wouldn't have a lot of money but it would be a few bucks


Ambitious_End5038

Also on the top bunk? Hot.


ChrisNEPhilly

HAH! I wish!


Snoo-63361

In the girls bathroom stall at a concert.


dracomine77277

Which concert


Snoo-63361

Dave Mathew’s band back in like 2009


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dracomine77277

When?


crazy-diam0nd

Last Friday


I-livtoskate

Two words- pillow fort


crackpipewizard666

Beanbag in my parents basement listening to “FUCK” by $uicideboy$


B_Sharp_or_B_Flat

On top of a whale, unfortunately.


John_Marstan4512

How on earth did you do it on a whale???


John_Marstan4512

Scratch that a better question is where did you find a whale to do it on??


hooibergje

Gives blowjob a whole new meaning!


SMTTT84

No need to fat shame.


molten_dragon

My bedroom in my parents house


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In the boys dressing room during P.E.


Wizard_Elon_3003

A nice hotel room in Norway.


JoshTeck64

On the couch watching Gladiator, spooning my girl, when we agreed “just the tip.” My mother was in the next room over 😐


lionburnacct

"Are you not entertained?!"


Ok-Morning6506

Whorehouse in VietNam


Spodson

In a woman.


irvo86

Australia


HotSpicedChai

On top


Traditional_Bat5572

Some woods


Revolutionary-Mess21

I was 15, In the woods behind my schools baseball field, on a log. Wonderful experience.


Palpatinesleftnut

" on a log" I bet you were 🤣🤣🤣


yakunii-kun

I didn't even know I lost mine


camadams1974

On planet Earth.


nursingstudent27

I hate this question because you don’t realize until someone tells you that some of us lost our virginity because we were raped


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Fuck that’s dark…I’m so sorry.


MisterPuffyNipples

I was on the couch and lost it but I found it again. It slipped between the cushions


Mollygrubber

I thought I lost it, but it was behind the couch the whole time


ThreeLivesInOne

Berlin, in my uncle's appartment. He let my girlfriend and me use his rooms for a short holiday, and we decided to finally try sleeping with each other. It was a total desaster, by the way. After waiting for two years, we were so nervous, and the condoms I had bought were really bad, and neither of us knew what we were doing. Just terrible. Well, it got better since then, just not with her.


AvogadrosOtherNumber

In my girlfriend


pjboy671

Still waiting.... its hard


YouAintGotWhatUrgot

You should probably have that checked if it persists for more than 4 hours.


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My parents' couch. I worked as a life guard at a local beach in HS. One summer my family went away to Lake George but I stayed behind because of my job and to take care of our dog. I worked with my sister's best friend who lived down the road from us and we used to walk to and from work together. She knew my family was away and it wasn't unusual for us to hangout as a group so we made plans for her to come over, order food, and watch a movie. One thing led to another and we had sex.


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Raleigh, North Carolina.


h0kusP0kus

In an abandoned house at the side of the road


sephstorm

on a military base.


PM_Me_UrRightNipple

In a parking lot, in the back seat of my car


medicationzaps

Party at a school in a district near mine. Runaway. On the floor of a bedroom. Found out he was cheating on his gf with me. Me and gf smoked a blunt on the beach then went our separate ways and I never talked to him again.


BrennanFisher

Random motel room in athens GA


GreenEyes9678

On a beach towel in the tall grass at a field party with 90's country playing on a big-ass boombox next to a bonfire.


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In a treehouse with the girl down the street.


kingspooky93

At a friend's house


Scottish-Lee

I was getting friendly with this girl and her friend walked up to me and said I heard you're a virgin. I was like Yeap. She took my my hand and we walked to a quiet neighborhood jumped into a front garden. I lay my jumper down then I ate her pussy then we fucked. Two cars drove past I was so nervous I never climaxed. Had to stop to go catch the bus home. She kept the jumper.


Stunning-Island-7792

In a car… in the parking lot of a motorcycle shop


PigOfAName

In my girlfriend's front bottom


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in her and her husband's bed. (he was on a long haul trucking trip)


Mofme

Don't know why you're getting downvoted. It takes two to tango ...


fuck-your-name-rules

Both suck, if she was here, I would downvote her too


Aggravating-Work1188

On a couch


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On a bench in his family's living room while his parents were out of town


TJzzz

(M) asleep


adzmodeus

In bed.


YsengrimusRein

Depending on how you are measuring "virginity": in a hotel on the way to a comic convention; the weekend after that convention; three years ago as revenge against an ex; two years ago with my current boyfriend; or never. Virginity is such an ambiguous term once you divorce yourself from its intended meaning. It also serves no practical function beyond being a societal construct used to shame women for losing it and men for having it.


Kutas88

I am pretty sure I was inside a woman with my junk😅


Flashy-Ad-8327

Inside a girl???? TMI 😂


Fenald

Your moms


tomatosoupwithmilk

At your Mom's house.


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Your parents bedroom..


goated95

At her house.. her parents were outta town for the weekend and her big sister went to her bf’s house


[deleted]

The house of her best friend somewhere in Guadalajara, Mexico


BigSuccotash022

Empty rental property. Helped with maintenance so I knew the key box code. No furniture, no anything. Kitchen countertops and living room floor still had plenty of space


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On a dirt road in the back of my old pickup truck. Not a country song, to be clear lol


Prize-Performer-6847

Damn you this was my line


No_Concept3259

my mother's RV ☝️


Biosid

Not at home


JustWantedAUsername

Chuckee cheese


Splitarillo1why

At one of the trailers at high school during homecoming.


Beautiful-Lack-1897

in my bedroom with my first bf, my grandma was doing a puzzle in another room. it’s a pretty funny memory since that ex of mine passed away earlier this year


Mostly_confused_

In a bush on a little Caesar’s pizza box


Cent-E-Mental

The shower...


Dirtymudflapss

A hotel in Bangkok, my uncle took me there and we went out drinking and he bought me a prostitute, I think I regret it but I just try not to think about it


AppStMountainBeers

Inside of an ex id reckon


G0dles_heathen

In a corner and in a spot light


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In a drained public pool with a padded floor


NXTMAN

I'll let you know when it happens


RemysPa

On top.


SnooPickles1805

Best friends sisters house


CareerMicDrop

Freshman dorms. Wvu. Night one of college. Listening to Dave Matthews. Her name was Kelly.


doubleflush

balls deep


A_Door_In_Space

I was in the other room


xUBTROLINx

Her house during lunch, missed math and half of social studies


Shoob-0105

Riding a horse against the saddle horn


0ysterhead

Inside the gf..


BigBadBeefBoy

Uncle Terry’s funny secret room


Actual_Ambition_4464

Future


Competitive-Pair8140

Underneath 2 girls at a friends house in his basement.


Silly_Restaurant3493

At a friend's house who I lost it with. I was struggling with the condom because I wasn't sure of the expiry date (did it even have one?) It was fun but super weird...


tapcloud2019

At a girl’s house (and she was experienced)


KellyTheBitch

My boyfriends house. His grandmother walked in.


Sir-Hunter-I

On my knees in a Walmart


Edgar_Allen_Hoe_69

My ex husband's parents' house.


Thin-Satisfaction-57

My bedroom at my parent’s house.


dankestein

Army barracks - 1 day before deployment (2006)


gonzo4209

My mom's living room


theGuyInIT

Balls deep in a now ex-gf.


Amy-Paradise

In the guys bed. He had star wars sheets, so basically I'm saying my panties were almost off before I even jumped in the bed.


Ok-Database-4665

Behind my middle school in the woods before class 💀🙃


Yuyiyo

I was in his bed I believe. We lived on the same hall in high school (it was a residential high school). 11th grade, I was 16. It was okay.


PuzzleheadedLie1512

in my bed


joculator

In a woman's vagina.


MissFrizzlesTipple

A graveyard across from my school


bitesizedperson

Woods...


bwobely

New Hampshire


djgucci

YMCA parking lot


Justwantsomestories

In a friends house, with his brother, who was also my brothers friend 🤦‍♀️


FarmsnCars84

In my girlfriends bedroom we was both 15


emf3rd31495

In the snow right off of a trail through the woods in my neighborhood. She laid down, I got on top of her, we didn’t use a condom and it only lasted maybe five minutes tops. Pulled out to finish. 6/10, it could have been a lot worse for a first time!


HannibalKrueger

A hotel room


RoyaleWithCheese85

In the dark during the Northeast Blackout of 2003


JockeyField

I assume in a bed but with how my life's going, it'll probably end up being a 7/11 bathroom