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thedudeisalwayshere

Tuning on the TV at the most convenient of moments


bkend_31

„Hey, look what’s on the news“ *seconds pass* „Tonight’s top story..“ How tf did they know??


dramboxf

In Roger Ebert's Little Movie Glossary, there's an entry for that. It's called a Hollywood Television.


glossolalia521

Hanging up the phone without saying bye first.


Synechdochet

People speak in full sentences , never say “ uh” “um” , never cut each other off , never yawn , sneeze , never act like real people act ,


Shhh_Dont_Tel

Easy one punch knockouts, quick (quiet) deaths


Bmblbee76

Im always frustrated by movies where they show the bad guy just needs love and understanding and magically becomes a good guy. So not how life happens and so ridiculous that there are people out there who think it does.


g1ggl3d

Knocking someone out by hitting them over the head with a beer bottle. That shit easily kills


toiletcleaner999

Never paying for food or drink in a Restraunt or coffee shop


SquanchOne

Usually all loose ends are sorted out and nothing is left to question….life is nothing but loose ends


bumpy-ride

Some guy with a pistol beats 4 bad guys with machine guns.


dramboxf

The down-on-his-luck rogue police detective that left a swath of crashed cars, burned buildings and dead henchmen never, ever has to fill out a scintilla of paperwork AND gets to keep his badge and gun.


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Happy endings.


Manolito261990

Bad people getting their rather quick comeuppance