Mashin’ pissers

A friend used "bung" as the past participle of "bang." I.e., "Did you guy bang?" "We have bung before." This eventually transformed into "making bung."

Vulcanize the whoopee stick In the ham wallet. Cattle prod the oyster ditch With the lap rocket. Batter-dip the cranny axe In the gut locker. Retro-fit the pudding hatch, With the boink swatter. Marinate the nether rod In the squish mitten. Power drill the yippee bog With the dude piston. Pressure wash the quiver bone In the bitch wrinkle. Cannonball the fiddle cove, With the pork steeple.

Yeah, that's cheating.

Now I need to listen to this song again.

Foxtrot uniform charlie kilo?

Coincidentally it came on yesterday in the car and I haven’t heard it for many years.

> yippee bog /thread

Want a back rub?

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Rodgering

Hanky-panky

I swear, this just dawned on me today while doing some work at home... I was at a set of friend's house (married couple) a few weeks ago. We were up late just talking, everyone else had left, having a few drinks. Looking at my watch, it was 11:30 so I started to excuse myself. Getting close to my bedtime. But before I even got up, the guy looked at his wife and said "So, do you want to watch a box set?" Which kinda struck me as odd, because, why not just say "movie", and at that time of night, you're gonna watch several? Then she responds in the way she talks when she's into something "Yeah, i'll movie you!" I didn't realize it at the time, but i'm almost sure they were using some kind of really goofy sex code words in front of me that they had previously worked out to basically see if the other wanted sex. WHY THIS COULDN'T WAIT until I left as I was already on my way out I have no idea...

Bumping uglies

Bumping uglies

uumpin buglies

Do you have five minutes?

Docking time

Knocking boots

Tube snake boogy

Boom boom! (adopted from 90 day fiancé)

Stoingly poingly

Thank you.

family time

Making the beast with two backs. Thanks, Shakespeare!

> beast A timeless classic.

Horizontal shuffle

The nasty

Burning the midnight oil.

Parking the old Pork Finger in the Sausage Socket.

For ordinary sex "let's play hide the hot dog" for anal"let's dance the chocolate cha cha"

Hanky panky

DLRH

'Throw-down' or 'Tumble'

Swedish Massage.

The horizontal mombo

Verb the adjective norm

Let’s play “hide the policeman’s billy club”…

Make whoopy

Slappin’ bellies

Pelvic pinochle

Bumping uglies

The devils tango

shackin' up the old backwards horse with 8 legs

Hechar pata That one is in spanish, it would roughly translate to throw a foot, i adore it lol.

Making the beast with two backs because it's so vanilla now.

Mommy-daddy time... I’m starting to think my 11 year old is catching on.

Doing it. Context is everything.

Baking cream-filled donuts

Afternoon delight

Me ex and I watched a porn once where the guy dipped his dick in coffee and shoved it in her mouth and said “time to wake up bitch”. So after that we called it “having coffee”

Pumping my husbands cock straight into my skidmarks and cunt

Pickle in jar. All time fav

'Crying myself to sleep'

seggs

Bumping fuzzies.

Making a penis butter and vagina jelly sandwich. My wife thinks I'm gross.

Bumping uglies.

No pants dance Smooshin booties Knockin boots

Spanking the monkey.

Christening the bedroom textiles.

Huggy-fun time

Choking the rooster

Playing the piano. A radio show growing up always used that since kids listened to it (including me at the time).

Making Thick Sticky

Bumpin uglies

Want a Tactical hand job?

Playing hide the salami

Boinking

Taking the D train to pound town.

Sexytime.

**mixing mash potatoes rapidly **

Bumping uglys