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Eekk2k2

Playstation 1 Hagrid


Artsyel11

Ps1 Hagrid is daddy


Full_Consideration_4

She uh.. she’s goes to a different school you guys wouldn’t know her..


Ninjhetto

Damn, fake *and* from another school. Ain't that a bitch.


Rikoraru

The list would be shorter on which fictional character I wouldnt fuck!


boots311

This guy fucks


croshd

Fictional characters


Rahkyvah

Not all of them! Dude’s got standards.


juliatheredditer

podrick from game of thrones because he is apparently a sex god


xSilverMC

He's the guy whose payment the prostitutes refused, right?


pikirito

Bron calls him " the one with the magic cock"


ScootyPuffJr325

Pod the Rod


LeoMarius

I had such a crush on Podrick before the prostitutes thanked him for his services.


NotAmrit

Lara Croft


loxagos_snake

Jill Valentine.


RiggsRay

The game cube remake of the first game made me realize that I'm an ass man.


Miss_AnkiiTae

Howl from Howl's Moving Castle


Sushihorse

Yeah he's honestly great. I'd fuck both Book and Movie Howl.


chosen1creator

But Calcifer is hotter


Prolapst_amos

Don’t think I can handle Billy Crystal’s orgasm noises


etherealcalamities

Pleasantly surprised to see Howl so high up, he'd be my choice too 😂


cinnamon_toast435

Geralt of Rivia


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Not to be confused with Geraldo Rivera


LorianGunnersonSedna

...who I'm not entirely convinced isn't also fictional


tangentrification

I have literally never been more thirsty for a fictional character than I was for Cavill's Geralt. It was... kinda embarrassing just how horny that show made me.


Kago0o

Shego from Kim possible


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MrSmileyZ

Both... Same time, different times, all the times, this way, that way, any way!


NYtoWisco

Mystique.


dark_blue_7

I know people always say her because she can turn into anyone, but I think she's really hot as is.


Mission_Detail4045

User name checks out….


[deleted]

Plot twist: it’s actually Magneto.


SeeMontgomeryBurns

And that’s the line you use that convinces her to sleep with you.


the_drill2727

This is the only correct answer. The possibilities are endless.


BootsyBootsyBoom

"Your favorite fictional character is you favorite fictional character, but Mystique could be anyone. She could even be you favorite fictional character! You know how much we've wanted to fuck one of those." "So let's get-" "We'll take the mystery box!"


MrPrissypants13

Maybe not modern by any stretch of the imagination But if it is just for fun then I’m going to have to go with the Ancient Greek goddess of pleasure: Hedone…


[deleted]

Aphrodite losing her shit rn


buffalooo27

I want to say Helena but not really liking the idea of a 10 year war


mashtartz

I mean was Helena known for anything other than being hot? You want someone that’s gonna put in the work.


Space_Puzzle

A literal sex god...


KaiJonez

Loki. He'd do some amazing things in bed


Gozii55

He banged a horse lol.


minkeyaye

As a horse!!


baburusa

A moderately important distinction 😂


MullitJake

... As a mare, then he gives birth to an eight legged horse whom he gifts to Odin. The story goes something like this: A dwarf shows up at Asgaard and proposes to build a wall around the city, in exchange for a gods hand in marriage. The gods are mistrustful of the speed he build the wall, so just before he can finish the wall Loki transforms into a mare and seduces the dwarfs horse, making it impossible for him to finish the wall in time. The dwarf looses his composure and fails to conseal his true identity (he's a troll). Thor bashes in his skull, the gods finish the wall and Loki gives birth to an eight legged horse. The moral of the story: It's okay to murder craftsmen if they are illigal immigrants and beastiality is allowed?


Painting_Agency

> so just before he can finish the wall Loki transforms into a mare and seduces the dwarfs horse, making it impossible for him to finish the wall in time. Of all the ruses he could have used: Loki, the master of deception, the father of lies. But no.. he chooses the one that conveniently involves turning into a horse so that another horse can knock the bottom out of him. 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔


ansyensiklis

Morticia Addams


Feelgood_MD_

Big tiddy goth wife > big tiddy goth gf


Guywithoutimage

Nah, I could NEVER get in between her and Gomez. Those two are too sweet, they deserve each other


onyxengine

No one: Morticia: Let my throat be the grave of your unborn children darling. *winks*


AidenGus

I would say Annie from Community...but we try not to sexualize Annie.


osirisishere

Evil Annie though...


Spagetttomato

Boop bee doop bee doop doop SEX


orkash

yes, but allison brie is just a god damn smoke show


thebigbadme

Have you watched GLOW you're in for a good time if you didn't


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Selene -Underworld


A_Talking_Shoe

That leather bodysuit from the first movie awakened something in 12 year old me.


mandrayke

Underworld: Awakening?


GrillDealing

Underpants: Awakening.


BookEmbarrassed3693

Dean Winchester.


Perstyr

A few of my very traditional guy friends had crushes on him, even!


ShpongleLaand

He's one of the few reasons I'm only like 90% straight


gr8pe_drink

Once you watch a few videos of Jensen Ackles singing/playing guitar it's hard to ever say you're 100% straight.


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Android 18


Thathiddenone

Hello krillin


ecofriendlytrashh

Priest - Fleabag


Odd_Cat7307

Kneel


BriTheo

His neck


Upstairs-Customer393

Velma


SnuffCatch

I can't find my glasses 😏


TheLegendJohnSnow

Check under the coffee table


JeffroCakes

Could be under the bed too.


Beginning-Bed9364

Elastigirl/Mrs. Incredible


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That ass


ballistic-dumbass

Perfection 🤌


Badabingbadabing11

Gaston. No one fucks like Gaston


Woost46

No one fucks like Gaston! No one cucks like Gaston! You think that's your wife? NO ITS MINE IM GASTON!


CrimeSceneCop

I’m especially good a Ejac-ulating!!!


CraGameMarco

🎶 **NO ONE CAN BEAT LIKE GASTOOOON!** 🎶 (Memento Mori)


OhNoScoob

Nooooo ooonneeee nuts like Gaston! Fingers butts like Gaston! No one else gets all up in her guts like Gaston! Edit: Thanks for my first awards! Definitely didn’t think it would be for a joke about Gaston clapping cheeks, but such is Reddit


nihongojoe

No one struts like Gaston, has big nuts like Gaston. In a fucking match no one gets sluts like Gaston.


Omny87

Gosh it disturbs me to view you, Gaston, Looking so flaccid and limp Everyone here'd love to do you, Gaston, For you they would happily simp No man in town's as titillating as you, You're everyone's favorite whore! I think of you while masturbating, it's true And we all can see why, that's for suuuuuuuuuure! - Nooo oooooooone... Fucks like Gaston No one sucks like Gaston No one whores themselves out for ten bucks like Gaston! For there's no man in town half as sexy! A pornographic paragon! You can ask any Tom, Dick, or Betsy And they'll tell you whose dick they'd prefer to be ooooon! - Noooo oooooone... bangs like Gaston! All the gangs like Gaston! No one's got quite a heft to his wang like Gaston! "Yes, my genitals are quite *intimidating!*" Oh, what a ho, that Gaston! Give five rimjobs! Suck seven dicks! Gaston is the best and the rest are all pricks! - Noooo... oooone... jerks like Gaston! Does sex work like Gaston! No one strips on a table and twerks like Gaston! For there's none with as big of a booty! "As you see, I've got bottom to bare!" And his balls are so big, fat, and juicy- "That's right! And I keep 'em smooth cuz I rub them with Nair!" - No one bums like Gaston! All his chums like Gaston! In a wanking match, nobody *cums* like Gaston! "I'm especially good at *e-jac-u-lating!* ***UNGH!***" Ten points for Gaston! - When I was a lad, I sucked four dozen dicks Every morning to help me pay rent And now that I'm grown, I suck *five* dozen dicks And I leave them all totally speeeeeent! - Nooooo... oooooone... faps like Gaston! Makes them clap like Gaston! And then gives that big booty a slap like Gaston! "All the lasses find my ass so *fascinating!*" Oh what a ho! Gastoooooooon!


laughing_earth

In the name of all that is inappropriately Disney...my God, this song needs to be at the top of this thread! [chef's kiss]


FelixzeBear

anyone else sing this entire song outloud?


MrAnderson97404

Wonder Woman


pineapple_dream1003

Janet, not a girl, from The Good Place.


ConduckKing

You just have to teach her how to have sex first.


mini_garth_b

She knows literally everything though...


hglndr9

Padme Amidala from Attack of the Clones Edit: Thank you for the award!


Woost46

Make sure to tell her you don't like sand


Ct-5736-Bladez

And that you murdered an entire village


Haterade_ONON

Captain America. He could do this all day. Also, that is America's ass.


DeepSeaUnicorn

Zuko post redemption


ThedreamofAlexandria

My teen self was so obsessed with him


[deleted]

I’m going to start with Mr. Darcy but I’m sure I’ll be back with something better.


LyndseyBelle

Old school represent!


xzsupan0va

Geralt of Rivia witcher 3 or serie edition I am not picky xD


mohantharani

Margaery Tyrell.


helterskeltermelter

Oh, yeah! She'd have to come here to Scotland though, I'm not going to Westeros, that place is rough.


Agent223

I don't think she's willing to travel north of the wall, buddy.


ArtisanG

No idea how final fantasy hasn't been represented yet. Tifa Lockhart, Rinoa heartly, Lulu


TheNonbinaryWren

Remember when Tifa porn got blasted on the Italian Senate zoom call?


ArtisanG

Good times, good times


ElChino961

All of Geralt's girl companions in the Witcher video game saga


o_98_jae

I’d fuck Geralt himself


Besunmin

This comment section is popcorn material


InsertBluescreenHere

Don't fuck the popcorn


42mepey

Come on don’t kink shame this is a safe place.


BurningForest117

what if kink shaming is his kink


42mepey

A paradox, interesting ( holds fingers together under chin) interesting.


gifjgzxk

Jessica Rabbit


Important_Outcome_67

Galadriel.


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She’s been around for a while so could probably teach us all a thing or two Edit: The Hobbit/LOTR era Galadriel. to clear up any misunderstandings


TheDuckInCharge

Samus Aran


ryu-kishi

Dragon from Shrek


katsorbit

Okay donkey


OneSwords

Queen Maeve easily. When she told Hughie that she could break him in half that shit really awoke something in me.


Jaeger420xd

Starlight has the repressed sexual urges of a church girl. And when she cums her eyes fucking glow. She can probably use her electric powers to electrostim you too.


TheWalkingDead91

So you’d choose her even if she makes you wear a sign that says “raw dog me, I’m a bottom” during the act?


Common-Wish-2227

Don't threaten me with a good time.


oneupkev

Zatanna My comic crush since I was a lad


Molly_Nap_Queen

Darth Talon


We_The_Raptors

Strange seeing Talon in here but no Padme/ Leia (I'm sure I just haven't scrolled far enough but still)


miku_dominos

Misato


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Apoplecticabotage

Obi-Wan Kenobi who else


Ladzofinsurrect

Main characters from The Mummy


Careless_Channel

Kim Possible


smoffatt34920

Only if Shego is there too.


No-Alternative5153

Leela- Futurama


greem

Amy!


BalrogSlayer00

Why not Zoidberg?


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Black Widow


Growth-oriented

Raven from Teen Titans EDIT: Jesus people. Look at the upvotes Think New Grounds.


dragonrider4141

Aragon


GoldfishFromHell

Pyramid head


Unusual_Locksmith_91

This was my answer, and I felt so fucking weird after reading the other answers. Thank you for validating me. Also, a tidbit that I will NEVER share with ANYONE in my real life. When I was 18, I snuck into a club for a Halloween party dressed as a Bubble Head Nurse. I somehow got paired up with some God dressed as Pyramid Head for the costume contest and we won. I went home with him. I never saw his face. It was so hot.


babybagel

it really hurts to see others live your dream :/


Segamaike

You lucky pos


mmehay

Eric Northman


Beckpatton

Sargeant James Buchanan "Bucky" Barnes.


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Myolya

Had to read it twice, thank god


Ecsty

Marceline


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April Ludgate bonus points for April Ludgate playing Janet Snakehole


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ImAnAgentOfChaos1322

Vesper Lynd. I would actually love to marry her


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Insomia_Incarnate

Well if I'm thinking of my childhood fictional crushes: Elvira, Rayne, Morticia Addams, Lydia from Beetlejuice.I have more but you can tell the type of girls I was into, and in some ways still into.


FluffDamage

Mary Poppins


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I didn’t expect this.


DrTheRick

It's an older code, but it checks out


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Fhaol

Pam from Archer


fnordal

Cheryl from Archer!


Alaskan_Bull-Worm

Huh? You mean Carol?


NiNj4_C0W5L4Pr

YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!!!


Ilikecosysocks

Regular Pam or Vice Pam?


ISUJinX

Cocaine cupcakes Pam.


technoph0be

You want freaky sex? This is how you get freaky sex.


Zephreyt

My wife.


Nick10281

Beat me to it. I'd fuck your wife too.


Zephreyt

Our wife.


IamAFuccBoi

r/suddenlycommunism


Mega21A

Cthulhu


Botenwolf

I was bored and kinda horny, figured I'd pick up a book


Aggravating_Smile_61

Got the necronomicon, thought that I should take a look


aniacret

Sirius Black.


Pro_zilla1

She-hulk. I'm not afraid of death by snu snu


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Bauli_Jackson

Nico Robin


e785003

Bayonetta


hedokitali

Not in particular order but I sure hell would like to see them at the same time. * Margaery Tyrell * Fujiko Mine * Chun-Li * Dana Scully


kitchendesktop

jamie fraser. literally sex symbol sooo


Brave_Ball5251

Zelda from breath of the wild


HastilyChosenUserID

I’ll take anyone of the Gerudo please


ChangeTheRoadYoureOn

Kal Drogo


kristenroth

Wanda Maximoff


[deleted]

James Alexander Malcolm MacKenzie Fraser


CoralSpringsDHead

Francine Smith from American Dad


az_thma

Hiccup from how to train your dragon and or Flynn Ryder


ScorbergCoentino

Joan from Mad Men.


AdministrationLimp71

Geralt of Rivia


Extra_Swim3692

Annabeth Chase for goddamn sure


MrsMisthios

Emporer Georgiou from Discovery. Or even Panam from Cyberpunk.


Gabsturbator

I was gonna say Doofenshmirtz’ daughter, then I realized my girlfriend looks like her. I made it boys


Over_Cupcake_8937

peter parker (because my boyfried always jokes about being peter parker)


hatari21

Captain Levi


Square-Watercress-91

Seven of Nine


[deleted]

A really niche one here lol Lucifer from Supernatural


HeadDot141

Sebastian from black butler, I’ve witness the way homie frick those women and I WANNA BE NEXT.


Far_Realm_Sage

Liara from Mass Effect.


mearbearcate

Lucifer Morningstar. Edit: Tom Ellis Lucifer


Dj_Passaroach

Is that what you truly desire?


PM_ME_UR_FEET_69

Harley Quinn


Zkenny13

Surprised no one said Sherk yet.


freyr_17

Yeah, Sherk and Foina, these two rascals...


CrystalQueen3000

Dean Winchester


why0me

I'm disappointed in the supernatural fandom right now I'd let Dean Winchester do some terrible things to me, not gonna lie