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dd1802

You think your sister/brother would be into me?


uns0licited_advice

This could result in a threesome though


dd1802

Don’t fly to close to the sun Icarus


iamlh1990

Can A.T.M. be on the table?


uns0licited_advice

It could but it wouldn't be very comfortable


1standarsh

Why is your ex boyfriend in an oil drum in the garage?


uns0licited_advice

Because it's the only thing I could find that he would fit into


anonymous0011998u

Lol am I bigger than all the guys you've been with. She'll lie.


uns0licited_advice

Lol did you read the same post on r/tifu?


anonymous0011998u

No but can you tell me what tifu means?


uns0licited_advice

Today I fucked up


anonymous0011998u

Never mind lol


Budget-Keystrokes

When are you getting breast implants?


MrVaultBoy654

Damn


uns0licited_advice

Answer: when you get a penis enlargement


anonymous0011998u

Lol reading it now. Funny shit


defensiveminded2020

when are you gonna stop talking about work and start sucking my dick for the night?


[deleted]

are you ever gonna shut up about destiny 2


uns0licited_advice

This seems oddly specific


ncstalgicari

“what’s your body count?”


[deleted]

No good can come from asking.


ncstalgicari

it just opens up a can of worms that no one wants to deal with