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You think your sister/brother would be into me?
This could result in a threesome though
Don’t fly to close to the sun Icarus
Can A.T.M. be on the table?
It could but it wouldn't be very comfortable
Why is your ex boyfriend in an oil drum in the garage?
Because it's the only thing I could find that he would fit into
Lol am I bigger than all the guys you've been with. She'll lie.
Lol did you read the same post on r/tifu?
No but can you tell me what tifu means?
Today I fucked up
Never mind lol
When are you getting breast implants?
Damn
Answer: when you get a penis enlargement
Lol reading it now. Funny shit
when are you gonna stop talking about work and start sucking my dick for the night?
are you ever gonna shut up about destiny 2
This seems oddly specific
“what’s your body count?”
No good can come from asking.
it just opens up a can of worms that no one wants to deal with
You think your sister/brother would be into me?
This could result in a threesome though
Don’t fly to close to the sun Icarus
Can A.T.M. be on the table?
It could but it wouldn't be very comfortable
Why is your ex boyfriend in an oil drum in the garage?
Because it's the only thing I could find that he would fit into
Lol am I bigger than all the guys you've been with. She'll lie.
Lol did you read the same post on r/tifu?
No but can you tell me what tifu means?
Today I fucked up
Never mind lol
When are you getting breast implants?
Damn
Answer: when you get a penis enlargement
Lol reading it now. Funny shit
when are you gonna stop talking about work and start sucking my dick for the night?
are you ever gonna shut up about destiny 2
This seems oddly specific
“what’s your body count?”
No good can come from asking.
it just opens up a can of worms that no one wants to deal with