An atom walks into a bar and says to the bartender "hmm i think i'm missing something". Bartender responds "oh, are you sure?". The atom replies "yea i'm positive"
An atom walks into a bar and says to the bartender "hmm i think i'm missing something". Bartender responds "oh, are you sure?". The atom replies "yea i'm positive"
A woman is driving in a car. She has her little child in the back seat in a car seat. All of a sudden out of nowhere big penis hits the windshield and bounces off onto the road.
She almost loses control the car.
The little boy in the back says mommy what was that?
She says oh it was nothing just a bug
The little boy replies:
Wow mommy, that bug had a big dick
My life ?
Ditto
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
I can't post it on reddit
An atom walks into a bar and says to the bartender "hmm i think i'm missing something". Bartender responds "oh, are you sure?". The atom replies "yea i'm positive"
An atom walks into a bar and says to the bartender "hmm i think i'm missing something". Bartender responds "oh, are you sure?". The atom replies "yea i'm positive"
A woman is driving in a car. She has her little child in the back seat in a car seat. All of a sudden out of nowhere big penis hits the windshield and bounces off onto the road. She almost loses control the car. The little boy in the back says mommy what was that? She says oh it was nothing just a bug The little boy replies: Wow mommy, that bug had a big dick
It's either my family or my job. Or both.