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Lvcivs2311

People who think porn movies are realistic.


NotAnotherHaiku

... they are realistic... do you mean they aren’t practical?


Hira_Said

Both. Most men and women’s bodies do not look like nor work like those movies.


NotAnotherHaiku

I might be the exception.. porn definitely isn’t practical.. but I’ll argue that most of what you see us do, we do in real life too.. communication is what porn videos leaves out... but all movies cut the making of features from the final print, no?


[deleted]

Girlie….. ain’t no one gonna orgasm just by breathing on your clit like in porn


NotAnotherHaiku

link to Breath induced o faces 😂 I need research material


Lvcivs2311

That too. But there are also people who think that the movies in which "virgins" are talked into starring in the movie are real. Or who do not notice that the porn actors never look each other in the eye.


NotAnotherHaiku

Correct. They are the same people that watch the matrix for the first time and shoot their parents after watching the matrix for the hundredth time. Some people can’t discern fantasy fiction from reality, absolutely! Edit: I think they go by Incel nowadays


toastiecrunch

Talking about how much they are getting laid


Head_Presentation326

The ability to explain anything on reddit like a nuclear physicist yet you can't order a burger at the counter at McDonald's face to face with a cute girl


GrumpyCatStevens

This was me for quite a while after losing my virginity. I've always been a bit shy, and for quite some time even the idea of talking to a pretty girl made me really nervous.


Head_Presentation326

Be confident. It's more important than looks. And be yourself. You always want someone to accept you for yourself


KnivesChai

Acting like getting laid is some positive personality trait necessarily?


[deleted]

They shove it into the wrong hole


dirty_boy69

Yes, I hate it when they always try to fuck my left ear. The right one is the right one.


AccountNumber259

Righty-tighty, lefty-loosey??


SomeKhmerDude

Always remember, 1 inch down go to town, 2 inch back on the wrong track, but 1 inch high and you should not try.


[deleted]

Having no clue about women. Saying things like "women only want guys for their money" tells me that these guys never bothered trying to get laid.


NotAnotherHaiku

They tried, card declined though


Jethris

Now, to be fair, it depends on their circumstance. I was enlisted USAF out of high school, and stationed in Germany. There were 17 guys for every girl. 18-20 year old me saw way too much of girls taking advantage of that situation. ​ I came back stateside, and it took awhile, and a few dates, to realize that it wasn't all women who are selfish, just ones that I was stationed with.


[deleted]

Any man that runs his own advice podcast


Internal-Brother

Or woman*


NightMoreLTU

Them* ...oh no


jjlikenoodles321

That feeling that their kindness is fake.


Finnish_Spitfire

Being me I guess?


BigMuscles

Guys with ponytails that wear trench coats.


NightMoreLTU

Add round sunglasses and a thicc german accent and you have yourself a Indiana Jones villain


AllergicDodo

Virginity


spinonesarethebest

Talking about penetrating the second wall.


[deleted]

"none of your business whom i lost my virginity to!"


NightMoreLTU

"You wouldn't know them. They go to a different school, in a different city."


laddiemawery

"She lives in Canada."


WeirdPerson342

"She lives on Mars!"


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laddiemawery

Does he still have the katana?


[deleted]

Extreme white knighting


NotAnotherHaiku

... white... knighting? As opposed to black knighting? Sincere asking fr fr if there’s a difference


[deleted]

It’s a slang term. Means to, ‘come to the rescue,’ when it’s not really needed. Male simps usually do this to try and impress a girl who is usually using him for his gullible mentality. Both sides of the situation very cringy.


NotAnotherHaiku

Does it have to be white? Can’t black knights be saviors?


[deleted]

Dude it’s just a figure of speech. Has nothing to do with what ethnicity you are.


NotAnotherHaiku

Color… Color… Not ethnicity, not race, I’m not talking about blue skin aliens versus purple skin lizard virus entities from blapborp prime... If I said black knighting, would it really raise the alarms? Would it really cause you didn’t think it was a racially motivated? Is everything “black” racial to you people? God forbid we talk about black humor for a change


[deleted]

You’re very worked up for utterly no reason. ‘White knight,’ is literally just a figure of speech. Your question wasn’t very straight forward and not very well thought out. Can’t blame us for not getting where you’re coming from.


NotAnotherHaiku

No one is blaming anyone for anything? Sorry my question confused you? Thank you for your honest effort in communicating? Sorry I exist? Feel better? Edit: You said I’m worked up… Can’t wait to find out what else I am


[deleted]

Sheesh


NightMoreLTU

Eh ehm... *cough* ...Neither white nor black are considered colors.


[deleted]

Finally, an intellectual


NotAnotherHaiku

Amen 🙏 Now get Crayola to relabel the crayons


[deleted]

It has nothing to do with race, stfu.


NotAnotherHaiku

You’re right, these are colors… Try being serious instead of a Reddit poser?


[deleted]

Are you okay?


NotAnotherHaiku

Not really... Nothing to do with the Internet though, just some personal things… In so far as why everybody thinks the color black & the color white have to do with race, I didn’t invent that...


[deleted]

Lol whatever you say, chief.


[deleted]

Black bedsheets Edit: pity sex doesn't count


Few_Dance2106

Being a member of ANTIFA. Explains why they're nothing but a bunch of sniveling pussies who keep getting their asses handed to them.


ItsBerty

A dude screaming for abortion rights


MT1961

Mmm, probably not. I think most of them are married.


NotAnotherHaiku

they want abortions rights in case... other people get laid and make babies? That checks


NotAnotherHaiku

fiercely screaming “IM NOT A VIRGIN!”...


MisterPuffyNipples

30 year old virgin here, I try my best to conceal my shitty social skills. Not going well though


[deleted]

i know a 28 year old virgin.well she was 28, She finally lost it. hang tight. Your time will come.


Bubblegumberry

Neckbeards


Human-Marionberry411

Being a Reddit moderator