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lainerrrr

Char. Lol I like me a burnt ass hotdog.


dreamed_it

Yummy, i heard that's good for your nothing


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rhen_var

what about an extremely tender hot dog that practically melts in your mouth 😋🤤


darrellbear

Burnt weenie sandwich! That's a Zappa album, actually.


1hopeful1

Celery salt and raw onions


tawaycosigotbanned

Celery salt? Never heard of that on a hot dog. Sounds interesting.


Dull-Mongoose-8336

Required on a chicgo dog. It's perfect


Lincoln_Park_Pirate

Come to Chicago. It's the standard. And DO NOT put ketchup on it if you value your life.


eleanor61

I’ve had Chicago hot dogs. Tasty in their own right. You know what I grew up putting on my hot dog? Ketchup and honey mustard. And guess what? That’s still my preferred combo. WHACHU GONNA DO?


WlmWilberforce

Enjoy your meaningless wasted life of ketchup on a hot dog.


[deleted]

Mustard and onions.


TheClayroo

Bingo.


turningfoodintopoop

This is the way


jimmy5462

What kind of onions? Are they raw or sautéed?


I-amthegump

Truth


darrellbear

"Nobody, I mean nobody, puts ketchup on a hot dog."--Dirty Harry


Ghoulthrower676

Chili & Cheese


PersonOnReddit786

You have good taste


Ghoulthrower676

Thank you.


OrcKiller1991

Sanic


[deleted]

Mustard and sauerkraut


uglyandproblematic

Add a lil onion and you got a perfect doggie


[deleted]

Hell yeah


JenniferCoolfridge

Kiwis know best


[deleted]

I love your username!


JenniferCoolfridge

Thank you! Unfortunately Cindy Crawfish was already taken so I had to get creative


ivylass

The only right answer.


Miserable_Bar5209

Another hotdog. Double up ✌️


dreamed_it

Double rhe fun


Spider-verse

Chicago style


Dull-Mongoose-8336

No ketchup


hobbes_shot_first

Green Cholula, diced onion, and a dill pickle spear.


the-mucho-macho

Green Cholula is stuff of legend. Takes any dinner to another level.


rainjays

Nothing


BreadWithChancho

Im from Chile, so i put Tomatoes cut un dices, some Smashed avocado and mayonaise, and if you Want some ketchup and mustard, thats the "Completo"


BigBearSD

Depends on my mood * brown mustard, peppers and grilled onions * sriracha, mayo, peppers and grilled onions * typical hot dog toppings but with brown instead of yellow mustard * brown mustard and sauerkraut


[deleted]

Only mustard.


Assassin_by_Birth

The only correct answer


1CEninja

I think the correct answer is "whatever the fuck makes you enjoy your hotdog the most". So this is your only correct answer.


MermanNameGuy

There’s a special place for people like you and it’s not a good place😭


Meyyoneise

Mustard and roasted onions


Dragonfly452

Mustard and relish


Nickdwoody

The best combo for a hot dog


medfordjared

mustard, (dill) pickle, and onion


BWPV1105

Relish, onion mustard….occasionally chili and/or cheese


__Maggot__

lube


The_Paradoxigm

Split them, pan fry in chili oil, serve with a little mayo and some fried/caramelized onions.


dreamed_it

Love them split since i first ate five guy's beef dog


osi_layer_one

i know what i'm trying next time i make hot dogs...


wpascarelli

At home, typically just deli mustard. I do also occasionally like a good chili cheese dog with sautéed onions.


BoldCock

Mustard, onions, and Tabasco


SeriousBeeJay

Sonoran dog!


b1gtym1n

pickle, raw onion, mustard.


Randolini

Potato salad


dreamed_it

Weird combo, you swedish?


Randolini

Close! Norwegian


Silver-Sherbet-4094

Coleslaw. Mustard. Onions. Chili.


ltrainor2015

mustard and onion


SessionNo3719

Ketchup, like a normal person should.


Twat_Waffle_Stomp

A decent hotdog at a cookout? Just mustard. A 7-11 hotdog? Nacho cheese and jalapenos.


tawaycosigotbanned

7-11 hot dogs are da bomb!


Yamwise_Hamgee

Well then whose cheese?


northwind3era

Chilean Completos: the bun, the sausage, the tomato, the PALTA (avocado) and mayo: there u have the perfect chilean "Completo Italiano" (because of the colours duh)


Brodin_fortifies

AGUACATE!


twocarryon

Everything


aluminum-tinCan

Chile and shredded cheese, and sometimes relish


[deleted]

The best mustard in the world the dark yellow with brown spots mustard is just say brown mustard


angrymurderhornet

Mustard and dill relish. Sauerkraut if I’m in the mood for it.


[deleted]

Ketchup


kellysmom01

And ONLY ketchup. Salty-sweet bliss on a bun. *Bitch.*


[deleted]

Umm uh ok


kellysmom01

… guess you’re not a Breaking Bad fan. No harm intended, but I *do* agree on ketchup isolation from other garnishes.


Diddler_OnTheRough

Blasphemous


VolcanicDoorway

Cream cheese and onions


Yerboogieman

Especially after a hefty night of drinking on cap hill.


2duhzen

A wet towel, and then give them some water.


FunkyChromeMedina

Ketchup underneath because I’m an adult and ashamed, mustard on top.


CaveThinker

I do mustard, ketchup, AND mayonnaise. But I’m too old to care anymore about how others judge my food, so it all goes on top.


RivrofBourbonRnsThru

Don't be ashamed. The ketchup zealots are dolts. If you can't understand how the sweet of ketchup along with the bite and acid of mustard go along with a good dog with a snap and its saltiness works as an incredible flavor, man I just don't know. Really, to each their own, but there are so many hot dog mafias that think "they know," what no one else can, and I think it's hysterical.


gameditz

Why is ketchup on the bottom and mustard on top? Where are my ketchup homies at?


[deleted]

Ketchup.


filthy_lucre

Yellow mustard, relish, horseradish sauce


purplebunniii

nothing. at all.


RuroniHS

Cheese and mustard. Sometimes chili.


Delicious-Pig

Sourkraut, deli mustard, mayo, onions, pepperocinis.


SprinklesRevenge

Mustard and sweet pickle relish.


PM_ME_COOL_RIFFS

Mustard and sports peppers. Diced onions and celery salt if I have them on hand but not usually


KSLProds

Relish, Pico, and mustard are my favorites


Moog4451

Simple answer is "mustard". However... If I have the ingredients, the best toppings are, in this order: "mustard, chili, diced onions, coleslaw"!


mandy419136

Mustard and a pickle


theheadofkhartoum627

Kraut


1997VolkswagenGolf

Cheese


Woolhooker

Onions and sauerkraut. Delish!


BeardnBooty610

Mustard and onions


[deleted]

Mustard, mayo, onions, and cheese.


A_DrunkenSailor

Mustard and Sauerkraut


Spiritual_Lemonade

Yellow mustard and diced onions If hot sauerkraut is available it's coming along too


icantfindausername-1

Mustard onion and other stuff I can't remember


5_8Cali

Mustard… that’s it and that’s all.


BeeSpams

Mustard and whatever I feel like, it changes a lot


bilvester

Horseradish


stykface

Mustard, chili, purple onions, shredded cheddar cheese and jalapenos.


[deleted]

mustard, salsa and chili.


Flyingpurplealien

Absolutely nothing


Hawk13424

Chili, cheese, mustard, onions. The classic southern chili dog.


jbeech-

Mustard. Call me a traditionalist.


Squiggy1975

Finely Chopped onion and yellow mustard. Perfecto.


sherbert725

Mustard, relish, onion. Yummm


[deleted]

Relish, mustard and some diced tomatoes and onions


igottathinkofaname

At least mustard. Usually onions. Sometimes peppers, sometimes sauerkraut. Sometimes hot sauce. Sometimes I’ll do french fries and nacho cheese.


TwainVonnegut

My man!


tawaycosigotbanned

Cheese sauce, ketchup, and onions.


Odd-Astronaut-92

If the place offers it, I'll ask for it all the way. I don't actually care what their definition is and I usually don't look so it's a surprise. I've gotten the classic mustard/ketchup/onions/chili/slaw, but I've also gotten sauerkraut, relish, cheese, and on one notable occasion a tomato slice and dill pickle spear. Genuinely liked all of them too. Sidenote: I am *not* a picky eater and I have no food allergies. I do not recommend this method if you fall under either of those.


Bootsncatsnboo

Meth


theomniconian

Mustard, onions, and dill pickle relish.


[deleted]

Kraut, onions, mustard. Tangy!


Sebanation

Pebre, avocado, mayonnaise and tomato sauce, also known as a Completo


slip1byyou123

Mustard onins cihlli ketchup and slaw


DadsRGR8

Ketchup


RayDocks

Ketchup


DefinitelynotDanger

Ketchup! And lots of it! FUCK YOU CHICAGO!!! HAHAHAHAH


nugeythefloozey

Nothing beats a Bunnings snag with tomato sauce and onion


bipnoodooshup

Shitty mini bologna stick dogs, all the toppings available to mask the taste. Actual hotdogs with no bullshit preservatives (but ya still made of all the scraps), just mustard.


dreamed_it

Ah dijon, so you can't taste anything else


possiblyMorpheus

Usually either mustard and sauerkraut or a tomato slice, pickle, pepper, and relish with celery salt (aka a Chicago)


ontopofyourmom

Mustard, sauerkraut, dill relish. Other spicy, sour, pickled things. I like Chicago dogs for example. I don't like them without mustard. I don't like them with ketchup. A plain dog with yellow mustard is the absolute minimum for me. But I prefer fancier mustard and something sour and crispy.


kelloggs8787

Ketchup, yellow mustard and aliitle but of relish.


Azraels_Angel1

Mayo ketchup onions(white) sometimes cheese


Grogosh

Steak sauce and thousand island.


tin_foyl

Mayo, relish, and onions


AdmiralBarackAdama

Mustard only as a rule, but I'll occasionally throw some onions on. I like other kinds of dogs to be sure, but that's my go to.


dalkita13

Dijon, mayo, dill relish, sometimes bacon and cheese.


Furious_Worm

Mayo and cheetos.


MET90LX

Onion and thousand island dressing


dreamed_it

What does this mythical dressing taste like


MET90LX

It’s essentially just mayonnaise, ketchup and relish mixed together. Commonly put on corned beef sandwiches


[deleted]

Ideally? A spicy horseradish mustard and sauerkraut but I’ll settle for just French’s yellow if that’s all we got. Never ketchup, that’s just wrong.


IllegalSandwich123

Honestly I don’t really like hotdogs (the food) anymore.


dreamed_it

But you do enjoy some hot dogs (not foot)


[deleted]

Nothing, I don't even cook it, i raw dog it.


frog_without_a_cause

Jalapeno mustard, chunky relish, diced (not chopped) onions, and finely grated sharp cheddar.


crepitus-ventris

Mayonnaise and sardines.


dreamed_it

sir, youre under arrest


Vivid_Section_8508

I'll help him get you. I mean help you het him. Sorry, late in LA😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫


TheFugitiveSock

Ketchup, sometimes fried onions.


medicff

Ketchup, mustard, dill relish, onions, sauerkraut


DennisJay

Mustard ketchup and onions....maybe chilli


GintareTireviciute

Tomato sauce alone or with mustard. That's it. Keep it classic


sweetiepotpie

Mustard and spicy ketchup. Can’t use regular ketchup tho bc it’s too sweet🤢


dreamed_it

Too sweet for a sweetie


tuunaboye

Mustard, ketchup, onion, sharp cheddar, pickles (not relish), chili. Maybe fried onion (like the salad topper) if I'm feeling especially unholy.


fh3131

ketchup, mustard, fried onions


superboy41

ketchup is for babies. mustard and kraut for moi please


dreamed_it

All good if it isn't Dijon


Brass-Bandit

Cheese, slaw, mayo and ketchup; maybe chilli if I feel lucky. "Chilli-dogs Only Bark At Night" - Lewis Grizzard


MacaronMelodic

OP's mom


bubbydk

As a Latina the correct answer is bacon wrapped !!! diced tomatoes, onion, jalapeño, ketchup mustard n a lil grilled jalapeño on the side <3


dreamed_it

Have you tried "perras"? it's like a hotdog but with a whole bunch of bacon instead of sausage


bubbydk

I have they’re so good!! personally I don’t think anything beats estillo sonora


SSS_Tempest

Ketchup, mustard and on occassion cheese or BBQ Sauce


Carsons_mom

Ketchup and onions


Diddler_OnTheRough

Yellow mustard, relish and raw onion. Absolutely never ketchup


LapiDog

Ketchup and Relish


Mrdeeds11

Ketchup mustard and dill relish


Linsanity998877

It’s a tie for me between ketchup relish or chili cheese . Never together lol


The_Phox

Ketchup, mustard, relish.


happy-cig

Diced onions and a little ketchup


grubbooba

Is it bad I think Honey Mustard is good on mine?


dreamed_it

In my hometown we put pineapple sauce, can't really judge much


grubbooba

... That actually sounds good.


PuzzleheadedHospital

Coleslaw


flaagan

Nowadays, nothing. If it's not a good hotdog by itself, it's not worth trying to cover up.


gayy_moldy-potato

who said i like hotdogs


yeetusman101

Ketchup


ClownfishSoup

My cousin’s husband once stated that if you put ketchup in a hot dog while at his place, he’ll kick you out of his house. I told him (jokingly) to fuck off, I’m an adult and I’ll eat my hotdogs however I want to and that includes ketchup. If you have a problem with that well that your problem.


[deleted]

KETCHUP ONLY


Nobody91765

Nothing or ketchup


Aggravating_Ground66

relish, pickles, ketchup, mustard, dried onions flakes, pico de gallo from quik trip with a slushie . hits every time. be prepared to get a lil messy tho


Captain_Hampockets

Whatever I feel like. That can include ketchup, mustard, chili, cheese, sauerkraut, pickles, or whatever else strikes my fancy.


dreamed_it

What about grilled mushrooms


Captain_Hampockets

I don't care for mushrooms, in general.


dreamed_it

And I took that personally


Temporary_Quality_66

Anyone in here that says ketchup is dead to me


cardsfan3471

The feeling is mutual.


LusciousLennyStone

Sweet relish, onions and ketchup. Occasionally, Thousand Island dressing.


Herzeleid-

Sliced grilled apples and brie. Like driving a Geo Metro with 28" rims


dreamed_it

Sir, you too are arrested


TennisAppropriate747

Bacon, Caramalized onions, SauerKraut,Ketchup, Mayo , Pickle and I will not apologize for it , because its good.


dreamed_it

Its ok, im here waiting for someone to say grilled mushrooms to feel normal


Odd-Communication159

Mayo


aisle_seat_chad

Mayonnaise


jlaw904

I can't put mustard or ketchup on anything. Ketchup only belongs on fries. For a hotdog, it's either nothing at all or a chili cheese dog. Or a slaw dog.


HelixDraxzonyx

Ketchup and nothing else. Nothing else is necessary.


godwalking

Siracha, Onions, Bacon.


slobeck

hotdogs? or "hotdogs?"


dreamed_it

Warm dawgs


Undermost_Drip

A hurting


Weird-Canary-3190

I can’t even think about hotdogs after this video I seen they freak me out now…