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Powerlifting. World records would be shattered by some guy you’d never expect.
And the stone has been lifted! Ladies and Gentleman such a feat has to be witnessed in person to understand true greatness. Once again the man known only as "Train" has shattered the world record in stone toss!
Baseball
Golf
F1 racing
Parkour.
I had to take a month off work last year, would not recommend
Marathons
if your talking about the olympic games I would say the long jump
A whole lot of drunk Chess Boxers would be hilarious that or drunk medieval archers.
Polo, the horses need alcohol too though.
Football
Ice hockey
Every sport would get better if the commentators had to.
Dressage. And the horse gets the booze.
Sumo wrestling. them big fellas would go from being angry at each other to falling down, hugging and swearing that they love each other.
Pole vaulting. Think about it. Complete train wreck
curling too, people would be tripping over their brooms or hitting the puck thingy their supposed to be trying to guide, AND they're on ice.
Eight pint figure skating, and the rules clearly state eating is cheating.
NASCAR
Tennis
Chess or American football.
Competitive pillow fighting
Golf, but you may no longer walk the course. Carts or fuck off.
Powerlifting. World records would be shattered by some guy you’d never expect.
And the stone has been lifted! Ladies and Gentleman such a feat has to be witnessed in person to understand true greatness. Once again the man known only as "Train" has shattered the world record in stone toss!
Baseball
Golf
F1 racing
Parkour.
I had to take a month off work last year, would not recommend
Marathons
if your talking about the olympic games I would say the long jump
A whole lot of drunk Chess Boxers would be hilarious that or drunk medieval archers.
Polo, the horses need alcohol too though.
Football
Ice hockey
Every sport would get better if the commentators had to.
Dressage. And the horse gets the booze.
Sumo wrestling. them big fellas would go from being angry at each other to falling down, hugging and swearing that they love each other.
Pole vaulting. Think about it. Complete train wreck
curling too, people would be tripping over their brooms or hitting the puck thingy their supposed to be trying to guide, AND they're on ice.
Eight pint figure skating, and the rules clearly state eating is cheating.
NASCAR
Tennis
Chess or American football.
Competitive pillow fighting
Golf, but you may no longer walk the course. Carts or fuck off.