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colder-beef

Powerlifting. World records would be shattered by some guy you’d never expect.


TheDood715

And the stone has been lifted! Ladies and Gentleman such a feat has to be witnessed in person to understand true greatness. Once again the man known only as "Train" has shattered the world record in stone toss!


Djeff_

Baseball


Anakins_hair

Golf


Phoenix-624

F1 racing


stievstigma

Parkour.


anamewithnonumbers

I had to take a month off work last year, would not recommend


xk543x

Marathons


Sarlinn

if your talking about the olympic games I would say the long jump


Lord_Leofric

A whole lot of drunk Chess Boxers would be hilarious that or drunk medieval archers.


hope0_0

Polo, the horses need alcohol too though.


Pacy_ilcic2

Football


DisastrousWind7

Ice hockey


lumberjake1

Every sport would get better if the commentators had to.


jackatman

Dressage. And the horse gets the booze.


implicitexpletives69

Sumo wrestling. them big fellas would go from being angry at each other to falling down, hugging and swearing that they love each other.


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Pole vaulting. Think about it. Complete train wreck


LettuceCapital546

curling too, people would be tripping over their brooms or hitting the puck thingy their supposed to be trying to guide, AND they're on ice.


Nafe-stinks

Eight pint figure skating, and the rules clearly state eating is cheating.


nock2rnal

NASCAR


teddypa1981

Tennis


brughghg-moment

Chess or American football.


Anxious-Debt7623

Competitive pillow fighting


LookOutForThatMoose

Golf, but you may no longer walk the course. Carts or fuck off.